Wife on vacation in Detroit

>wife on vacation in Detroit
>i have the house for myself for 2 weeks

What should I watch, lads?

Is your wife's son staying with you?

i'm in detroit fucking your wife

>wife on vacation in Detroit
she isn't coming back cuck

>vacation
>detroit
you arent fooling anyone you murderer

Pic related with zero interruptions (besides the intermission).

hahaha cuck memes are so fucking funny

>wife on vacation in Detroit
this shit writes itself

kys

>says he made the sweater out of eyelashes
>it was clearly made of eyebrows
Did this piss anybody else off?

spongebob is a lying kike

no u

I am in a similar situation as OP. My wife and her ex boyfriend (close friends now) are on a missionary trip to Kenya. It's just me and their son holding down the fort.

>detroit
>vacation
>wife

uuhhh buddy..

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>wife on vacation in Detroit

bait as fuck, fuck off faggot

>staying in your cuckshed

Yes, it does seem like a vacation

She's your wife. Not your property. You didn't buy her vagina with a diamond ring. Women are free to do whatever they want with their bodies.

My wife's heart belongs to me, and mine hers, but her body is free for the taking.

It's 2017. Get over it

whoah elementary my dear watson KEK!

hahahahahahaha that's good stuff thanks for posting.

Very cool.

>vacation
>Detroit
Bruh I'm FROM detroit, with most of my extended family still around there and I wont go back for vacation short of a death in the family or wedding I'm obligated to attend.
But hey, between greektown and the lebanese you can find some great mediteranian food. And they got big boys with the based as fuck slim-jim sandwich.
So tell her not to fill up on BBC and to try some real food.

>vacation in Detroit
Your wife is either coming back with a black child in her womb, coming back as Robocop, or not coming back at all.

hahahahahaha you're acting like he's serious hahahahahahahaa

get back to work, Mike Pence

hahahhaahahahahah! cuck'd!

I enjoyed this thread back when I posted it in 2015

>wife on vacation in Detroit

hahahahaha cuck a doodle doo you're wife has been jewed hahahahahahah

Are you alright?

cuckold porn, via skype

im just lulzing at all these EPIC cuck posts

Watch 3d porn, vr porn, or any porn you can find. And wank away.

just accept it, your wife is full now.

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hahaha i've been le cuck't i gotta tell my reddit karma bois about this.

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goddamnit I forgot aboooout this meme

underrated

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A hooker bouncing on your cock

Is spongebob high on weed in that picture?

>coming back as a robot.
Wouldn't mind this tbf

>Wife on a business trip for the BBC in Nigeria
>Have to watch her kids
>They want to see a R-Rated movie but the wife said PG-13 max

Any recommendations? No gore or sex please. Cursing is fine just no gross or foul language.