>hold my breath like the characters
>underwater scene
>Antarctica documentary
>turn my A/C all the way down
learn 2 greentext properly
>moody silent character
>pretend I'm like him for a whole day
learn 2 greentext properly
>underwater scene
>pause the movie to move my whole viewing rig next to the bathtub
>Gay character
>watch gay porn for the night to try and switch things up
>timed underwater escort scene
Into the trash it goes.
>fire scene
>set house on fire
>sex scene
>fuck my cat in unison
>diner scene
>start eating my nummies and pretend I'm there with the characters
>underwater scene
>pee on my couch
>read retarded frogpost
>realize I can't relate and thus don't have autism
>sex scene
I do that too!
I love you, you silly frogposter.
>character is black
>housebreak into someone else's kinoroom to watch the rest
>"it aint me" by fortunate son starts playing
>start jerkin it
>movie takes place in a cold environment
>can't get properly immersed because it's hot as fuck and I'm sitting in a pool of ass sweat
...
You're all fucking cringy, do you actually do this?
>scene with black characters
>smack my lips and commit a crime
>underwater baywatch scene
>it ain't pee starts playing
#litty #raunchydirtylilflick #betterthanthealternative
>sad animal death scene
>hug my pet rat
>phone posting
That is proper greentext, what's your issue with it?
>what the fuck are you talking about?
Who are you quoting?
>I wasn't quoting, I was shrektexting.
>muslim character
>perform jihad against the western nations
>above-water scene
>breath
Must have been difficult in Mission Impossible 4, where Tom Cruise learned to hold his breath for four minutes in order to film the entire scene in one take
>shrektexting
I like this term
>shrektexting
>not shrexting
DONKEY