Guardians of the Galaxy Beaten in China by bollywood Wrestling Flick

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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>movie has no chinese people in it
>bombs in China

Big surprise

im sure the bollywood movie had tons of chinks in it you retard

I guess that proves guardians is a flop and marvel is finished?

R-RIGHT GUYS???

Pretty much, China pays for the royalties for the 80s music

BIG
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They're also female wrestlers. I can't wait for Marvel to try making a female superhero movie in resposne to this and Wonder Woman and fail spectacularly, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

They're already making Captain Marvel and it's going to completely destroy Wonder Woman

hey indians are asians and all asians look the same so china probably didn't realize

>female wrestlers
already sounds better than guardians of reddit

Funny how we can't quite figure out what clicks with the chinese in terms of movies.

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looks pretty good

based east asians look the same but pajeets look like disgusting subhumans

They fucking loved Blink in Days of Future Past

If they just had groot be vin diesel in makeup it would make 300 million in China alone

Dangal also stars one of the most famous Indian actors ever, Aamir Khan. Your capeshit has no weight here

i fuxcking loved Blink in Days of Future Past, she was great and the action scenes were great, easily the best parts of the movie were the sentinel fights in the future and the team synergy with their powers.

they also hated the rammed in ironman 3 china only scenes, maybe because you'd have to be stupid to enjoy that kind of see through pandering

Dangal is confirmed as kino tho

since when do chinks watch indian movies?

>China has forsaken Marvel just in time to get WW.

Why do you guys think a country that has known Hong Kong kinos for decades would all have terrible tastes?
>falling this hard for Hollywood stupidity

This only prove that hollywood is so shitty now that bollywood have more fun and provocative films ..

KYS America, u are a cuck nation

i'm almost fairly certain the indian guy that starts singing in the trailer is the tunak tunak tun guy

Dangal was good though

iron man 3 made shitload of money in china, i cant remember any chinese people in it

It is. Daler Mendhi confirmed

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It had a literal chinese exclusive dlc subplot.

>Disney flick overthrows Disney flick
So no matter what the mouse always wins.

China and India should join forces and defeat white """"""""""people""""""""" as a huge Asian Superpower

>that disney logo
so they still made money, no btfo'ing

which was?

Gotg 2 has been out for nearly 5 weeks internationally. It's still in 3rd place, 4 weeks domestically. the movie has had great legs.

>dat poster
>two twinks with autismal expressions
>based Jackie and a bro lion.

they had a different theatrical cut with scenes not shown in America

About Stark's heart.

>*blocks your path*

WHERE YOU GOIN LITTLE DANGAL GURL

>Chinese have higher IQ than Americans
>Cape shit dont fly so good there.

they look like cgi

ALL REEL BASTARD BITCH

>tfw no Bollywood Jojo adaptation

Kung Fu Yoga was shit though

The trailer looks wery well and I'm not surprised that people choose quasi-realistic stories over some idiotic flick with talking rats.

POO > Jew

>moving pictures of feces is more exciting than Marvel capeshit
This is what I take from all of it.

why do all shitskins look the same? it's spooky.

It's a shame that 95% of the male population of India are overweight NEETs.

could you imagine the smell in that room

The fuck was Mantis