You can only choose one Chris to star in your next film

You can only choose one Chris to star in your next film.

Which Chris do you go with?

Chris Pine is the only guy who can actually act.

The Wonder Woman one, better track record

Isaak

Christopher Lee

Chris Bale

Depends.

Pine and Evans are better suited for drama.

Hemsworth and Pratt are better suited for comedy.

>Pratt if you want the normie audience
>Hemsworth if you're making romcom/surfer shit where he takes his shirt off
>Evans for a chadbro funny summer flick or action blockbuster
>Pine for auter/indie dramas/musicals
All pretty likeable guys but Pine is the one to go for

>the only jewish one

Not that piece of anti white trash pine for sure

pine goin bald

I would choose Chris Pontius

>says it is great to be a tall white man
>this is somehow bad

Walken

>white-ish
fucking jew is at least honest about not being white

>Chris Pratt and 3 literally whos
Gee I wonder

>white-ish

What an odd thing to say.

Pratt because he has untapped potential and would make my flick an instant success, but also because he hasn't been mindfucked by the thought police like the others

>Pine's maternal grandfather was from a Russian Jewish family, while Pine's other ancestry is English, Welsh, German, and French.[6]

think we'll find out his fate in season 3?

Chris Carpenter

Chris Pine is by far the better actor.
Pratt is incredibly charming, so it could mean big money.

I'd go with Pine because he's been killing it lately and he deserves more good roles.

>Hemsworth
Worst MCU movies
Wost looking
Literally no acting ability at all
Has virtually no brand recognition outside of MCU, people only care about Thor not Hemsworth
>Pratt
Hilarious
Genuinely talented comedy actor
has two iconic roles under his belt already
Major box office draw
Virtually impossible to dislike
>Evans
Not a great actor but serviceable
Best MCU movies
somewhat popular outside his Captain America role
>Pine
Talented Actor
Has shown he can thrive in wildly different franchises (Star Trek, Wonder Woman)
Not as a big a draw as Pratt, but outside of franchise roles is a consistent money maker
Widely varied skillset makes him the most versatile Chris
Only one to be in an oscar nominated film

Hemsworth and Evans are out no question unless my film is Thor vs Captain America.
Otherwise its between Pratt and Pine. Pratt will guarantee a stronger opening weekend but as Passengers proves, if the film is shit people wont go even if he's in it.
So despite the fact that Pratt is by far the most succesful "white male named chris" brand, Pine is the safest bet to pick no matter what your script calls for.
Pine all the way.

>Welsh
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Post all 4 Chris' physiques for better judging pls

Hemsworth is more popular outside MCU than Evans is

Hemsworth and Pine are the only good looking ones here. But Pine can actually act so Pine.

What about what he said triggers you? You don't want anyone but tall white men to have a chance?

Pratt because he's got the most star power and people know him for more than just his superhero character. He's the modern day equivalent of what Harrison Ford was in the late 80's

see: Jurassic World, #4 highest grossing movie of all time

>men-men

What did he mean by this?

Yes

hold on here..
i like chris pratt, but let's wait awhile before we start comparing him to indiana fucking jones, etc.

hemsworth isnt the worst looking, pratt is

he looks like a totally regular guy next to the other three

What if Pratt plays Indiana Jones' grandson?

No homo etc, but just based on OP's pic I'd go with
>1. Pratt
>2. Pine
>3. Hemsworth
>4. Evans
I know Hemsworth is totes shredded brah and all that, but that's just the way it is

Chris Pine.

Hemsworth, because he's Australian

>he looks like a totally regular guy

He actually said the same thing on lots of his interviews, Pratt is fully aware that he's just a regular guy that got a lucky break

This is true.

>totally regular guys are supposed to look like Chris Pratt

o-ok

i wasn't really talking about their bodies though, i just think there's nothing really striking about pratt's face

That's because he has shit tier brown eyes

He was pretty much a throwaway C-lister before he went all fit for Guardians

Pine because he's the best actor.

Chris Pratt in a bioepic of Chris-chan with Chris playing Liquid Chris, the entire movie is their guitaroff.

he still have that warm friendly smile and soft eyes though

when I smile I look like rodney dangerfield doing a joker impersonation

True those tears he put on at the Oscars practically deserved an award

Is Chris the cooler alpha bro of Chad?

If it could be a porno with high production value etc. then Evans.

This

hear hear

Charisma
Pratt>Evans>Hemsworth>Pine

Acting
Pine>Evans>Pratt>Hemsworth

I'd only hang out with Pratt and Hemsworth tho, they seem more chill

Kattan. He'd be the most grateful for the work.

This

Came here to say this. fpbp

Chris Pratt was alright in Passengers.

What has Pine done except for the other ridley train movie and Nutrek?

Wait why this nigga got grey hair already?? I thought he was meant to be young kirk in the star trek reboot??

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How are jews not white?

he's damn good in Hell or High Water

>auter
I winced

Chris chan.

based Armond

They are only white when it's time to shit on europeans and burgers.

Pratt. I got a feeling that he's the cheapest to hire out of all four.

Prat. Id teach him how to act in drama.

This. Pratt is good though. Other two have never been in anything remotely good besides capeshit

>Which Chris do you go with?

Chris Pratt.

Good actor, nice guy, God fearing and married a laid back funny chick and have been together for 8 years now.

holy fucking shit I love Armond now

I bet they're a great fucking couple. As a couple they're never in the limelight, which is obviously a good thing.

Also, Anna is based because she loved him even when he was a chubster. Pratt must definitely have a great personality.

Hell or highwater was when I realized that he's actually a pretty decent actor

Based armond "honorary" white

Pratt has guns.

Crisp Ratt

Finest Hours

Chris Trott

Pine was pretty good in Smokin' Aces, I'd cast him as a serial killer in a blue collar/Southern version of American Psycho.

missing the best of them all, ©hris $tuckman

Gotta love how the diversity crowd think equality of opportunity means equality of outcome. Fucking communist piece of shit.

He's 36.

Apparently he's 6ft but we gotta trim a couple of inches when it comes to Hollywood actors. Dude is average height at the verrry best.

He's the one actor who can be openly Republican and the Reddit crowd will still love him

yeah but that was like 8 years ago

36 is still fairly young to get that much white hair

thats true he does look old as shit. looks at least 40

at first i read this as who i would go out with for some reason so thats what im going for.
Obviously they are all attractive so no use getting into the nity grity of who is more handsome.
First off, you gotta consider whos going to have more opportunities to show you off and buy you pretty dresses and have lots of people make you look good for tabloids all the time.
Hemsworth and Evans arent going to be showing up to big swanky award shows any time soon so the only shot is pre teen shit like MTV movie awards or maybe the kids choice awards.
Pine may not be as popular as the other three but he is definitely going to have a better chance all around with public award show appearances where he can bring a date.
Pratt wont have as many oppurtunities to show me off as Pine would but he is by far the most popular and frankly he seems like the best guy to date personality wise. He's funny and he showed his character when he didnt leave Ana Faris when he got hot and popular after being cast as Star Lord.

So im picking Chris Pratt.
>pic related, my panties when i saw his body in the GOTG trailer a few years ago

I think I'd want Evans to fuck my ass while I suck on thor's cock. Chris Pratt would be throwing cream pies at my face and pine would be sucking on my toes

Also most handsome.

i want to fuck chris pratt!

I just now realized how similar Pine, Evans and Hemsworth look. That's a bit creepy.

FACE:
Evans>Pine>hemsworth>Pratt
BODY:
Hemsworth>Evans>Pratt>Pine
PERSONALITY:
Pratt>Evans>hemsworth>pine

I think all but Hemsworth are more than decent actors. Pratt was the best thing about Passengers, and Evans was good in Puncture, Before We Go and Snowpiercer..

I think Pratt will be the biggest star though. I didn't buy the Harrison Ford comparisons at first, and he's not on Ford's level, but he could be a big star for a long time. He needs a Witness or Blade Runner some time soon though, something dark.

>PERSONALITY
Oh, so you've met all of them?

that was an underrated movie. loved casey affleck in it too

Tall white men are successful in the movie industry because they have the qualities required for a man to be successful in the movie industry. To cast a short brown man into a role that could be better played by a tall white man would be to lower the quality of the movie.

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>chris evans doesnt have bodyhair
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He's a cuck though. I would go with Pratt because he can do comedy well

>Tall white men are successful in the movie industry because they have the qualities required for a man to be successful in the movie industry.
And why are the qualities of being tall and being white required to be successful in the movie industry?
The only answer to that independent of other people's prejudice is short or non-white people being incapable of acting (false). Since the alternatives all involve other people's prejudice, it's perfectly reasonable to ask the public to change their attitudes, like Chris Pine did.
>To cast a short brown man into a role that could be better played by a tall white man would be to lower the quality of the movie.
That's completely besides the point. No one is suggesting that roles for tall white male characters be played by anyone else. There are tons of race and height agnostic roles that go to tall white men.

Nobody wants to see smelly spics and niggers though.

What is the highest rated DC tv show?