Keewp... smack

keewp... smack
Come,
Sing me a song.

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This shit was so fucking gross to watch. Dude eats like a damn boar.

When I was a teenager who never had an appetite for tomatoes, this scene made me hate them forever when I saw it.

tomatokino

>keewp... smack
What is that even supposed to sound like

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That food looked so good though. Chicken with cherry tomatoes is fucking great.

Didn't he make up the melody for the song on the spot? Neat.

Btw how does a guy whose last name is literally WORMTONGUE gain the king's trust and become his most trusted counsel?

Pippin: okay....
Pippin: someBODY

that country spread of chicken and fresh local organic vegetables

MEME ME A MEME

chicken is never great

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I always hated Peter Jackson's names for characters. TRee-beard, sauron-man, wormtongue.
They teach writers to never name them after their personality.
What chance does someone born Wormtongue have at a honest profession?

But what was the Steward of Gondors tax policy?

He isn't called Wormtongue for nothing, he gives the best rim jobs in Middle-Earth

Because Tolkien is a hack.

Walter Frei was such an old disgusting turd.

Tolkien is udder shit at writing characters.

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I dislike how chilled cherry tomatoes burst. And they suck warm.

>eating cherry tomatoes
He deserved to die by fire

> I dislike how chilled cherry tomatoes burst.

B-But that's the best part, user. It's like a fruit candy but it's healthy.

>And they suck warm.

This is true

OLD GODZILLA WAS HOPPIN' AROUND...

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I was getting depressed 'cause of all the stress I was feeling at home
Had a poor credit score and the number would haunt me wherever I'd go
Thought I'd move to a place where my credit could stink and nobody would care
I just wish that somebody had told me that place was a Renaissance Fair!

same way a guy with a name like goldberg or kuschner does

>Nigs are behind, the world ahead
>And there are many kikes unfed
>Not a single Jew is white
>Even when stars are all alight

>Jews and niggers
>Globalized trade
>All shall fade
>All shall fade

A little on the nose, Jackson

that was pretty autistic

Daily reminder he owned a Palantir and we see it in the Extended Edition. He was in bed with Sauron the whole time

le point

like your mum was lol

Lol, pwned!

haha

put me on the screencap

this is why I come to tv

Can you meme master Pippin?

fucken savage

BTFO
T
F
O

SOMEBODY

Really? Did the opposite for me.

so glad this meme caught on

We'll drink a drink a drink
To Lily the Pink the Pink the Pink
The saviour of the human race
For she invented medicinal compound
Most efficacious in every case.
Johnny Hammer
Had a terrible stammer
He could hardly say a word
And so they gave him medicinal compound
Now he's seen (but never heard)!

This scene was such a useless fucking Jacksonian alteration of the source material.

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>that bite of chicken that gushed blood down his chin

how did he not die of food poisoning

Because the poetic edda.

Actually yeah. Probably this.

I don't think Wormtongue was his actual name. Also Saruman probably forced the possessed Theodeon to recruit it.

fuck this scene

special chicken from ja/ck/

Makes me want to eat chicken with tomatoes

Some folks are born made to wave the flag
Ooh, they're red, white and blue
And when the band plays "Hail to the chief"
Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord

It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no senator's son, son
It ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't no fortunate one, no

Some folks are born silver spoon in hand
Lord, don't they help themselves, oh
But when the taxman comes to the door
Lord, the house looks like a rummage sale, yes

It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no millionaire's son, no
It ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't no fortunate one, no

What did he mean by this?

>Book Denethor was a hardass who fucking slept in armor to keep himself from getting soft
>Movie Denethor is a glutenous slob
Bravo Hackson.

What subtle symbolism

BRAVO HACKSON

I'm on the highway to hell
On the highway to hell
Highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell

youtu.be/a8c5wmeOL9o

>Tomatoes
>So Middle Earth had been importing stuff from the New World?

tst

I haven't seen that image in fucking ages

kek

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What was Gandalf thinking leaving Pippin (Merry?) alone with this crazy fucking psycho?

>evil king/lord berates hero character whilst eating noisily

Other than this and GoT, where else has this happened?

hehehehehehe

Personally, I love eating Denethor style :B

Honestly thought it was '06 looking at this.

Rape fantasy

goddammit

I'M WORKIN FOR AN HOURLY WAGE

Underrated

Whats supposed to even be going on here?

Merry was a true bro. You're a true bro when you give the rest of your weed stash to your bro Pippin.