>finish movie
>google: (movie name) explained
Finish movie
Literally whats wrong with this
>load Sup Forums
>start new thread
>David Lynch is for plebs. It's not even like the movie was deep. It was just a bunch of muh symbolism. Actua
>Finish movie
>No subtitles
>being to dumb too understand a movie on your own
kill yourself frogposter
Only fags do that
I always do this with time travel movies.
>I love movies by
>oh, have you seen
Who is this spunk monk?
>finish movie
>look up imdb foru-
>Finish the movie
>Only remember like 1 or 2 names out of the cast
thats nothing, it takes me 6 hours or so to watch a 90 min flick. Let me explain:
>pop in flick
>snack break
>music listening break
>Sup Forums posting break
>rewind the good parts break
>check wiki to make sure im following the movie correctly break
>refill snack break
fucking Primer
as soon as i figured out the basics of what was happening they start jumping all over the FUCKIng place what a nightmare of a movie
>finish movie
>google: (actress' name) feet
I'm trying to remember the names of any character in any movie right now and I can't.
>finish watching heavy film I don't understand at all
>pretend I like it
>Finnish movie
>google: "Haluan palauttaa Simo Häyhä kuolleista ja vittu hänen saastaisen poikansa reiästä" translation
>finish movie
>google: (movie name) Roger Ebert
>mfw i unironically liked alien 3
>Watch part of movie
>google: (movie name) explained
>act on Sup Forums as though I'm an authority on it and call out others for not watching it
>finish movie
>wikipedia it
>"...Film critic Roger Ebert gave this film x number of stars"
>Finish film
>Bing "[Film Title] Armond White"
>finish film
>put another film on without processing the last one.
>repeat
john wick
>Finish film
>Sup Forums/tv
>create thread to trash film
>google (movie) explained
>shitpost on Sup Forums afterwards acting like it's incredibly obvious and anyone who doesn't get it is retarded
>Finnish film
>Download subtitles
>create thread to trash it
>Sup Forums unironically likes it
I did like some of the songs but the third act is so fucking bad and bland.
>finish movie
>askjeveves: (movie name) rottentomatoes
Grampa Torino played by Clint Eastwood
Jumpsuitedmonster