Finish movie

>finish movie
>google: (movie name) explained

Literally whats wrong with this

>load Sup Forums
>start new thread
>David Lynch is for plebs. It's not even like the movie was deep. It was just a bunch of muh symbolism. Actua

>Finish movie
>No subtitles

>being to dumb too understand a movie on your own
kill yourself frogposter

Only fags do that

I always do this with time travel movies.

>I love movies by
>oh, have you seen

Who is this spunk monk?

>finish movie
>look up imdb foru-

>Finish the movie
>Only remember like 1 or 2 names out of the cast

thats nothing, it takes me 6 hours or so to watch a 90 min flick. Let me explain:

>pop in flick
>snack break
>music listening break
>Sup Forums posting break
>rewind the good parts break
>check wiki to make sure im following the movie correctly break
>refill snack break

fucking Primer
as soon as i figured out the basics of what was happening they start jumping all over the FUCKIng place what a nightmare of a movie

>finish movie
>google: (actress' name) feet

I'm trying to remember the names of any character in any movie right now and I can't.

>finish watching heavy film I don't understand at all
>pretend I like it

>Finnish movie
>google: "Haluan palauttaa Simo Häyhä kuolleista ja vittu hänen saastaisen poikansa reiästä" translation

>finish movie
>google: (movie name) Roger Ebert

>mfw i unironically liked alien 3

>Watch part of movie
>google: (movie name) explained
>act on Sup Forums as though I'm an authority on it and call out others for not watching it

>finish movie
>wikipedia it
>"...Film critic Roger Ebert gave this film x number of stars"

>Finish film
>Bing "[Film Title] Armond White"

>finish film
>put another film on without processing the last one.
>repeat

john wick

>Finish film
>Sup Forums/tv
>create thread to trash film

>google (movie) explained
>shitpost on Sup Forums afterwards acting like it's incredibly obvious and anyone who doesn't get it is retarded

>Finnish film
>Download subtitles

>create thread to trash it
>Sup Forums unironically likes it

I did like some of the songs but the third act is so fucking bad and bland.

>finish movie
>askjeveves: (movie name) rottentomatoes

Grampa Torino played by Clint Eastwood

Jumpsuitedmonster