Hello, Daddy this is my new boyfriend

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>space nigger

Don't be racist daddy you can't judge him by his outside appearance. He loves me and treats me good.

This space niggers that for granted what the human male accomplished by ages of hard work. And now, my own daughter falls for one. Our ancestors sure are disappointed, Stacy.

better than a nigger, at least

How do you fuck? Can I watch?

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>he is such a gentlemen with his fancy top hat

So, Lawrence...pleased to meet you. Would you like some tea?

Xeno's exude class and decorum.

I remember this but I can't remember where it's from

National Lampoon's Vacation

But xenos are all female.

Hola Gringo, I'm here to pick your son up for our fuckin date. Don't you worry señor user imma suck his dick real good.

HE identified as male you bigot

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE AND NEVER TALK TO ME AND MY SON AGAIN

As a camscreenerfag, I cannot wait to rewatch all the dark scened where I couldn't almost see anything. Not like the story would improve though...

Where is this absolutely clear shot from I loved this scene and need it in hd NOW

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motherfucker, look at the bottom right of the picture.

XENO'D

you fucking faget piece of shit who the fuck do you think yhoure talking to !? ima fucking xenomorph fan had i known that they released fucking pictures like this i would have downlaoded them already i have the concept art book too but this is not it you fuckng spastik spic faget motherfuckering piece of shit cunt

This just made wonder if I'm ever a father how I'm going to deal with my son bringing home sluts.

What? It's practical effect? That at least is good about this movie.

>A practical effect looks CGI
It's like the Prequels all over again

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>It's a Ridley Scott tries to make his own KINO moment and fails

ending to spaceballs

wtf, why does the chestburter look like a tiny albino adult xenomorph?

has scott forgotten all about Alien 1 and how aliens look like?!

>the white neomorphs are better looking and more intelligent
>the black xenomorphs are more violent and animalistic
What did Ridley mean by this?

>tfw as a kid the xenomorphs terrified me
>tfw as an adult I wanna fuck em

> Mfw I realize that growing up made me the Apex predator

Isn't it the other way around with their behavior? The neomorphs are extremely feral, attacking viciously while xenos stalked and hid until striking. The only time you saw the neomorph being calm is when it was confronted by David, which was not a fleshbag for it to eat.

How did that frail creature burst out through a man's sternum

>look son, it's me, daddy! wave back to daddy! good boy!
This was the most retarded moment in the whole film

He's going to be a rap star daddy, he has a future!

That dialogue would've made it 10/10

That is actually how a lot of fetishes work.

He won't

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It's David's recreation of the xenomorph remember, so not exactly the same thing that was found in Alien

Well, I feel the same way about about girls.

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This was the best part of the whole film. It had a real emotional impact. Then gets fucking ruined 20 minutes later when the "perfect organism" gets destroyed with ease

>tfw used to fap to xenomorph porn when I was 14

What the hell was I thinking?

wtf are you talking about, a neo snuck up behind the woman it decapitated

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does this xeno have acid blood?