My dad works at Lucasfilm and George Lucas is his best friend. I've got some major spoilers for Episode 8!
[Spooler]Rey is forced to fight a giant sloth that comes out of the sea! When she defeats it the creature turns into Anakin Skywalker and says "WHAAAATSS UP!!![/Spooder]
This is all true. I used to work at Lucasfilm as a janitard.
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GIANT Sloth = BEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR
JJ needs to be killed
JJ has nothing to do with this.
He still needs to be killed
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So Rey really is the first Jedi reincarnated and thus she really is a Mary Sue from the start.
These movies are awful.
>the first Jedi reincarnated
no, she's the Force incarnate
That alone would make the movie better than TFA.
So, instead of Luke going to the cave in Empire we have Rey going to the coast and fighting a sloth. Instead of Yoda we have Luke.
Christ, this is really going to be a rehash of Empire Strikes Back, isn't it?
My dad installed some of the fire sprinkler systems at Skywalker Ranch. He met Lucas only once, told him that he'd need to drop the main a little bit to work around some of the pre-built structures because otherwise they were way out of code. Apparently Lucas just kind of smiled and made an awkward pipe joke.
It's a fucking squid you dipshits.
Just wait for the damage controllers to come into this thread with very unwarranted vitriol and irrational hatred towards these "fake" leaks.
Why would someone be so angry over something that isnt real? Hmmmmmm.
BOOM BIG REVEAL
>Why would someone be so angry over something that isnt real? Hmmmmmm.
Really makes one ponder everything.
Niggerfaggot
Lucas is not related in any way with this movies.
These fake leaks crack me up. So much autism.
>being driven to seething, profanity hurling rage by what someone believes about something that has literally zero effect on either of your lives
You have autism
>>being driven to seething, profanity hurling rage by what someone believes about something that has literally zero effect on either of your lives
>what is Islam
Because no one lives in London or Paris, right?
Why would anyone be against these leaks? Luke fought a yeti in ESB but we were all 5 so we didn't give a fuck. As long as it uses practical for the sloth instead of CGI it could be fine. Rey being the reincarnation of the Force is kind of gay though. It would have been better if she were closer related to the Skywalkers being Obi Wan's kid or something.
i'm george lucas and can confirm his dad works form me and i'm his best friend
what if it's CGI?
MEGA SPOILER
Theres a new death star
at about 1.5 hours in they rebels blow up the death star
but then!!!
ANOTHER DEATH STAR DECLOAKS AND THE REBELS HAVE TO SPEND THE NEXT 45 MINUTES FIGHTING THE 2ND DEATHSTAR
this
This retarded feminist dyke irks me horribly.
Cringe
Is this Carrie Fisher's final onscreen appearance?
No Rey is a clone of Luke.
>she's the Force incarnate
It's going to be this shit
>the force is female
>men corrupted it
>true balance will only come when womyn rule and boys drool
It's gonna be Ghostbusters all over again.
so if this does happens are they going to get Hayden to play him? or someone else?
Hayden's back
>hates sand
>lives in an ocean full of sand
ITS LIKE POETRY
thats not a sloth you retards thats actually carrie fishers final scene
a ring within a ring within a cock ring
Reported for shitposting, enjoy your ban.
this cheeky sombish
Apparently Kylo kills Anakins force ghost.
What the fuck Disney
This is a pretty exploitable shirt.