You wake up in Buenos Aires

You wake up in Buenos Aires

The rear suspension instantly snaps

I stay asleep

No, I don't.

Where does Maradona live? Is he on some government pay or something?

last time i heard of him he was living in dubai

...Dressed like this

What happens?

NEW MISSION: SURVIVE

Go the nearest bbq joint before i kill myself

what team is this shirt? People will not know where your shirt come from because is not very famous, so nothing will happend

No thank you, I'm not pleased around black south american people who are obsessed about their supposedly european ancestry.

run for my life

>Builds a highway through your villa miseria
>"Heh. Nothing personal, kid."

What road is that, anyway?

I buy a plane ticket and gtfo of that shithole asap

migrate illegaly to america like any other argentinians do

the highway was there before the villa

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Kill myself

>eat choripan
>eat milanesa
>get drunk and find some qt
>convince her to practice tango with me
>get robbed
>Read some tales of Cortazar or Borges, maybe Bennedeti
>get robbed
>comeback to my side of the Cordillera

I go back to my shithole asap, better amerindian known than amerindian to know

i visit my moms side of the family and chill

Wake up again at my own bed in the promised land of neets

Pls no

Blast reggaetton music

cumbia*

Go to the airport and flight back to Sao Paulo.

Whats it like to have a third world country just across the andes ?

...

pretend to be white

So why don't these poor fuckers riot? Shit like that wouldn't fly here.

>Shit like that wouldn't fly here.

Don't you just lock shit you don't like in your cellar ?

I like it, they are low tier whites. Plus, i want a argie gf

racist piece of shit
we are AMERINDIANS.

I would look at the beautiful European architecture in central Buenos Aires. It looks like a whiter Paris.
Then go and visit Patagonia because I have always wanted to.

posta?

Kek

I get myself a choripan, then i drink mate, then i buy a bottle of wine, then i go to the airport.

I unironically like those Brazilian apartments with swimming pools on the balcony

beautiful response my big nosed friend

I would be happy, but utterly sad.

that villa has to be nuked

Is Argentina known for its Alfajores? I tasted some peruvian/Chilean alfajores once, i heard you guys got alfajores too.

No, it's the same as everywhere else. Corn flour buns, dulce de leche in the middle and grated coconut for decoration.