/brit/

Isaiah Butler
Isaiah Butler

tfw no sersha gf edition

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Hudson Smith
Hudson Smith

sophie

Jaxson Ross
Jaxson Ross

liking dogs is the canine version of being a nonce.
pet wolf or bust.

Ian Williams
Ian Williams

blue bolt during the day, frosty jacks at night

killing the brain one sip at a time

Aiden Cruz
Aiden Cruz

eating soup lads

Brandon Flores
Brandon Flores

sort yourself out you pathetic swine

Connor Roberts
Connor Roberts

Donald Trump has cancelled a planned visit to the UK in February, where he had been expected to open a new $1bn (£738m) US embassy in London.

The US president tweeted he was not a "big fan" of the new embassy - which is moving from Mayfair to south London.

He blamed Barack Obama's administration for a "bad deal" despite the fact the move was agreed under George W Bush.

lol

Bentley Long
Bentley Long

lads since i started using coke i randomly get a (series of) sharp pain(s) in my chest. is this bad?

Luke Cruz
Luke Cruz

*sssssip*
ahh

Jayden Phillips
Jayden Phillips

Flew Emirates recently after my motorbike crash and they upgraded me to business class free of charge since I was bandaged. Mini bar in the seat, with a full bar and bartender in the back of the cabin. But the biggest difference is how friendly and shockingly qt the flight attendants are

Ethan Parker
Ethan Parker

nah, chest pain is always good

Cameron Stewart
Cameron Stewart

literally can't tell if that is a bizarre excuse hiding a real reason for cancelling the trip or if that actually is the true reason

can't tell with Trump since he's such a mindboggling mong either could be true

Luis Edwards
Luis Edwards

I do enjoy their little hats

Levi Collins
Levi Collins

"Wow what a well-behaved Arab family"

What other sentences have never been uttered in real life?

David Collins
David Collins

no sound fine

Jacob Robinson
Jacob Robinson

u lads ever look at ur penis and think "what a strange thing that is"? just experienced this and wanted to see if any of the lads knew what i meant haha

Evan James
Evan James

if it's bothering you, do more coke until it stops.

Austin Flores
Austin Flores

"Have you met the new guy, Hans? He's hilarious!"

Landon Mitchell
Landon Mitchell

wow what a hilarious German

Carter Richardson
Carter Richardson

I don't have any trouble at all believing that he would cancel something like that for no other reason than not liking the decor

Austin Flores
Austin Flores

"Funny joke Hans!"

Levi Reyes
Levi Reyes

Nigel Farage, former Ukip leader and a friend of the US president, said the news was “disappointing” but that Mr Trump was “the real estate guy” and would know whether the new building was good value.

spineless brown noser

Blake Gray
Blake Gray

its obviously a lie
he doesnt want to be embarassed by the huge protests that londoners will stage when he comes here

Asher Jenkins
Asher Jenkins

wait til you see a vagina

Brandon Bailey
Brandon Bailey

not a commie but i get really sad when i remember the USSR doesn't exist anymore.
the world is so boring without two ideological superpowers playing against one another.

Grayson Lopez
Grayson Lopez

see what I mean

Liam Howard
Liam Howard

Hat

Nicholas Watson
Nicholas Watson

i remember a few months ago somebody posted a webm of a vag really close up and i just found it really festy proper grotty but i still wanted to put my penis inside it

Noah Mitchell
Noah Mitchell

drumpf has got a point about the embassy though
they moved from a prime spot in Mayfair to bloody vauxhall

Levi Murphy
Levi Murphy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLPml9PjByA

Jace King
Jace King

burh....look at this dood....

Gavin Howard
Gavin Howard

Rip

Adam Evans
Adam Evans

*screams in your ear*

Colton Hughes
Colton Hughes

the old embassy was tiny, ugly ad insecure

the new one is huge, ugly, built like a fortress and directly next to the MI6 headquarters

its an objective improvement

Kayden Gray
Kayden Gray

irrelevant little semicolon on the arse of the world.

Hudson Murphy
Hudson Murphy

I've often thought about
The men where I came from
And times ago
Their sons, these days, are found
In US and Britannia care
And as I think about
In my mother's eyes I look and see the story there
It's a knowledge of beauty in these days rare
Go west, go west young man
West of hollow words and all that lies there
Go west, I'II sing an air
For all the previous
Wild black curly hair
For what use is anything
If I don't have the wisdom and warmth
Of my past generations
If I need strength
To take bad on
I just look back to
Where I came from
I look back where I came from
I've had respect, money and love
I've denied my beautiful heritage
Gone away from my roots and come back home again
I gave away my individuality
And listened to the "now" generation
When really I'm not one of those
But love has brought me closer to the truth and right now
I couldn't be any closer
To love your father is a fulfilling thing
My national pride is a personal pride

Austin Wright
Austin Wright

howling

Mason Wright
Mason Wright

one medium pizza for 3 characters in big bang theory
i mean wtf penny whats your problem

James Hernandez
James Hernandez

what good is an embassy in a bloody car

Asher Roberts
Asher Roberts

he's got a point tbf

Kayden Green
Kayden Green

really fucking regret reading this post with a mouth full of sausage roll.

Julian Turner
Julian Turner

its an upgrade from a pack of fags

James Hill
James Hill

*gets aroused*

Dominic Ortiz
Dominic Ortiz

spot on, Boris

Brody Butler
Brody Butler

rorke

Gabriel Ramirez
Gabriel Ramirez

The US is the biggest single investor in the UK
radical idea: the biggest source of investment in the UK should be inward investment.

Thomas Long
Thomas Long

*screams at your willy*

Brody Parker
Brody Parker

Probably enough for them. They dont need to eat much theyre nerds. They will live longer eating less anyway

Tyler Hughes
Tyler Hughes

been to the what is probably now the former embassy since i went in 2014
they had scanners like at the airport outside the building
i think they had two sets and you had to through both

Justin Hughes
Justin Hughes

SNP are useless

James Richardson
James Richardson

can't take anything boris says seriously tbqh

Gavin Martinez
Gavin Martinez

STATE

Chase Lee
Chase Lee

Based

Christian Howard
Christian Howard

Fash
Watter
Peys
Battles

Lincoln Lopez
Lincoln Lopez

cant take anything you say serioysly if your name is boris 2bh haha

Ethan Gomez
Ethan Gomez

imagine being a random worker in the American embassy in London and your boss just says one day that your entire workplace is so shit he won't even step foot in it lmao

Asher Rogers
Asher Rogers

*tries to hide it's hard by tucking it up into pants by the waist bit*

Liam Campbell
Liam Campbell

Irish class tonight lads. Cannot wait for the day i meet an irish lass so i can impress her by saying fish in her native tongue

Isaac Evans
Isaac Evans

got caught copying homework in school once
lied and said we'd worked together on it to learn better but not copied one another. got away with a warning.

Evan Peterson
Evan Peterson

State Visits to UK:
30 October 2007: King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia
25 October 2010: The Emir of Qatar
20 October 2015: President Xi Jinping of China
Labours face when these blatant human rights violaters and scum bags come to the UK, but Trump gets banned for saying things.

Justin Ramirez
Justin Ramirez

embarrassing

Henry Scott
Henry Scott

what's he like

Kevin Scott
Kevin Scott

and she won't have a clue what you're on about

Carson Hughes
Carson Hughes

Make Australia Great Again, Gold Coaster
I knew the Australians had weird place names but this takes the cake, this is worse than naming a city Wollongong.

Christopher Hughes
Christopher Hughes

WALES MENTIONED

Wyatt Robinson
Wyatt Robinson

False. Every irish person speaks irish. Source: /brit/

Logan Thomas
Logan Thomas

girl did this to me in like Y5 and she actually burst/damaged my eardrum and that ear has been a bit funny ever since, i.e. if any water ever goes in it'll make an annoying rumbly noise for hours instead of just draining out like my other ear

wonder if I could sue her for compensation

Charles Roberts
Charles Roberts

20 October 2015: President Xi Jinping of China
wasn't this one highly criticised because the government was loudly crowing about human rights violations somewhere else, but said nothing to the chinamen in case they refuse to buy up swathes of our country?
Trump gets banned for saying things.
but he wasn't banned, he elected not to come of his own volition.

Andrew Gray
Andrew Gray

"I love Trump so much!"
"So I'll accuse him of lying!"
???

Joshua Roberts
Joshua Roberts

no, they learn it in school then never use it again

Blake Flores
Blake Flores

being more vocal makes people pay attention
yeah

Adam White
Adam White

I want a white ethno state for my birthday

Oliver Rivera
Oliver Rivera

just finished an episode of rick and morty and can feel my intelligence increasing

Lucas Cooper
Lucas Cooper

sharp pains are rarely cardiac related.

heart attacks are vague and crushing. Like someone is using a rolling pin to squeeze out your soul.

t. had a hard attack at 19

Asher Sullivan
Asher Sullivan

he's supposedly banned from Greenwich

Anthony Bell
Anthony Bell

wonder if theyll let me into the ethnostate

Jonathan Reed
Jonathan Reed

can't believe that I actually used to think Nigel was a cut above Trump in the political integrity area lmao, what a spacker I am

Bentley Sanchez
Bentley Sanchez

a dumbass friend did the same to me and I've been slightly deafer in my right ear since.

Wyatt Hernandez
Wyatt Hernandez

Sorry, should have specifiied, Trump persuaded not to come to the UK because entire political establishment are to busy pandering to SJWs to welcome our single largest invester.

Adam Bennett
Adam Bennett

Sorry whites only

Evan Gonzalez
Evan Gonzalez

t. had a hard attack at 19
take it easy on the soda Brian

Ayden Lopez
Ayden Lopez

got banned from greenwich for trying to turn the clock backwards

Nicholas Peterson
Nicholas Peterson

https://open.spotify.com/track/01a0J96fRD91VnjQQUCqMK?si=KVYv-AzWTNC0limMiCpKlg

Joseph Robinson
Joseph Robinson

Donner Trump is not welcome in my house

Daniel Edwards
Daniel Edwards

wow, she even screamed in my right ear too
we're brothers, you and I

Hunter Young
Hunter Young

so i'm fine then?

Matthew Nelson
Matthew Nelson

Beautiful

Jack Barnes
Jack Barnes

Irish are white dummy

Gavin Wilson
Gavin Wilson

I have pains like that sometimes haha will probably die alone of a heart attack by my 40 :P

William Jenkins
William Jenkins

why yes, i do want yanks to own more of Britain

Colton Russell
Colton Russell

Was absolutely fuming with the cunt that day lmao

Samuel Parker
Samuel Parker

Non irish whites only sorry sweety x

Thomas Fisher
Thomas Fisher

no. drugs made me have my heart attack.

Easton Foster
Easton Foster

being more vocal

It isn't Trumps fault that the BBC would rather do a headline on his latest Tweet rather than report the death toll in Yemen, or that CNN would rather give airtime to the way he drank water out of a bottle than how China have just executed 10 people in a sports stadium.

Caleb Butler
Caleb Butler

brits, pls explain

how do you go from this

Jose Rodriguez
Jose Rodriguez

didn't actually know anyone at all still spoke scottish gaelic, thought it were just Welsh and some Irish gaelic still knocking about

Julian Clark
Julian Clark

*exhales sharply*
*gets that weird pain in my chest*

Matthew Collins
Matthew Collins

I don't think Hitler talked about the white race or whiteness at all in his entire life

Churchill and Roosevelt definitely did though

Nolan Price
Nolan Price

'Open, in the name of Mordor!' said a voice thin and menacing.
At a second blow the door yielded and fell back, with timbers burst and lock broken. The black figures passed swiftly in.
At that moment, among the trees nearby, a horn rang out. It rent the night like fire on a hill-top.
AWAKE! FEAR! FIRE! FOES! AWAKE!
Fatty Bolger had not been idle. As soon as he saw the dark shapes creep from the garden, he knew that he must run for it, or perish. And run he did, out of the back door, through the garden, and over the fields. When he reached the nearest house, more than a mile away, he collapsed on the doorstep. 'No, no, no!' he was crying. 'No, not me! I haven't got it!' It was some time before anyone could make out what he was babbling about. At last they got the idea that enemies were in Buckland, some strange invasion from the Old Forest. And then they lost no more time.
FEAR! FIRE! FOES!
The Brandybucks were blowing the Horn-call of Buckland, that had not been sounded for a hundred years, not since the white wolves came in the Fell Winter, when the Brandywine was frozen over.
AWAKE! AWAKE!

Liam Fisher
Liam Fisher

vote labor. fuck trump. vive la revolution.

Cooper Morales
Cooper Morales

Yeah it's a pretty good tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6_TBbBxFb4

Angel Powell
Angel Powell

any videos of the stadium thing?

Liam Adams
Liam Adams

screaming

Bentley Torres
Bentley Torres

ok. but did you do too much at one point and it happened suddenly or did it develop over time?

Lincoln Jones
Lincoln Jones

to this in less than a decade

Ryan Moore
Ryan Moore

those 10 people were counter-revolutionaries and deserved it

Leo Ross
Leo Ross

maybe people are more interested in what he tweets than 10 insects being squished in Guangdong

Robert Moore
Robert Moore

Its over. The cheeto is finished.

David Green
David Green

i only get my news from this Sup Forums bulletin board and all i see is screenshots of trump's twitter

Gabriel Hall
Gabriel Hall

underage muslims

Evan Edwards
Evan Edwards

my lean costs more than your rent

Gavin Young
Gavin Young

sales lady brought her dog in to the office today lads. quite like having him wandering around.

Sebastian Gomez
Sebastian Gomez

kek

Tyler Brown
Tyler Brown

Lads what's the name of that really big J Pop band with like 4 girls in it?

Angel Fisher
Angel Fisher

labor
give me your address so i can smack you in the gob for this

Jose Howard
Jose Howard

see /pol/, we most certainly can 'meme'!

Liam Rivera
Liam Rivera

link

Leo White
Leo White

Give him a pat for me

Jonathan Reyes
Jonathan Reyes

dont know

Evan Baker
Evan Baker

my chest hurts only when I eat crepes, french are poisoning me

Brandon Ward
Brandon Ward

cheeky girls?

Colton Davis
Colton Davis

you'd think if pakis really hated racists they wouldn't want to come to racist countries and yet

Isaiah Myers
Isaiah Myers

S E E T H I N G

Elijah Jackson
Elijah Jackson

Wu tang clan i think

Kayden Jackson
Kayden Jackson

found another one of the gf's hairs wrapped around my bollocks again

Oliver White
Oliver White

scratch his cheek for us la

Jaxson Adams
Jaxson Adams

woof haha

Blake Scott
Blake Scott

Why do americans actually speak english properly

Britfags cant even say the letter "r", we say r, you say ahh, why did we have to fix your own language

Kevin James
Kevin James

Viva Commandante!

https://open.spotify.com/track/3AcHWBpXIuOVUvJt8FmcxP?si=S7nbBVaIQb-qp4AOg_uI7A

Ethan Ross
Ethan Ross

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJDGcxAf9D8

Nicholas Young
Nicholas Young

glorified rat

Ryan Howard
Ryan Howard

lol british people are stupid

Lincoln Hernandez
Lincoln Hernandez

THEY'RE.... ANIMALS!!

Samuel Scott
Samuel Scott

ywn be an australian lesbian backpacking around the world circa mid-1980s

Leo Howard
Leo Howard

Hebrides
they're isolated enough to keep speaking it and to not matter to the rest of the country

Ethan Murphy
Ethan Murphy

cheers

Lincoln Nguyen
Lincoln Nguyen

Hitler didn't have strong opinions about race outside of Germans vs Slavs, although he was heavily influenced by Madison Grant.

Bentley Flores
Bentley Flores

squirrel
"skwrl"

lmao

Leo Ward
Leo Ward

can't wait to fuck off out of here
really learned to hate Britain over the past few months

Alexander Baker
Alexander Baker

Bound to happen when you're wearing her panties

Nathaniel Cook
Nathaniel Cook

what gives you the impression youve missed out on something lad

Ryan Garcia
Ryan Garcia

*turns you into a drug mule in southeast asia*

Ryder Edwards
Ryder Edwards

without the hebridies you wouldn't be able to get a stornoway grey painted car

John Howard
John Howard

triggered drumpfkin

Hudson Hughes
Hudson Hughes

WAAARGH hate weekly fire alarm tests, fucking hell they get me every time

Gabriel Ward
Gabriel Ward

Why does he always do that pose?

Jeremiah Morris
Jeremiah Morris

pay up, piggies

Jonathan Green
Jonathan Green

hello paki

Owen Green
Owen Green

et tu, eire?

Daniel Cruz
Daniel Cruz

just had one at my office too lad. pissed me right off.

David Taylor
David Taylor

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/highlands_and_islands/6435691.stm
smirking

Kayden Young
Kayden Young

dude i totally drove mom's jagwire hit a skwrl and broke the side meer last night

Jaxon Carter
Jaxon Carter

*dances like your dad*

Chase Miller
Chase Miller

power stance lad. asserting his dominance over you.

Oliver Ward
Oliver Ward

*gives you the same haircut as you're dad (bolding)*

Jack Scott
Jack Scott

cregg you dumbass! jeez

Kayden Allen
Kayden Allen

bit like yourself

Landon Scott
Landon Scott

*opens a tin of worms*

Colton Campbell
Colton Campbell

subhuman

Angel Hall
Angel Hall

that old BBC news website design
really takes me back

David James
David James

i know you are but what am i ;)

Adam Lewis
Adam Lewis

FUCKING LEAF RESPOND I WANT TO KNOW IF PROLONGED USE OF DRUGS KILLED YOU OR IF YOU OVERDOSED LITERALLY HAVE A LINE READY FUCK

James Mitchell
James Mitchell

a filthy taig

Blake Perez
Blake Perez

dude drugs lool :)

Joseph Robinson
Joseph Robinson

no u

Sebastian Collins
Sebastian Collins

i mean were all gonna die bro. might as well have some fun doing it ;)

Noah Perez
Noah Perez

aha bloody hell he only went and bloody fell through the bar!

Wyatt Anderson
Wyatt Anderson

cussed out my mom and got grounded, dudes

Thomas Roberts
Thomas Roberts

whiter than you billy

Luis Stewart
Luis Stewart

dude what the heck?! maygan told you to cut that out brah you're gonna end up in juvie

Sebastian Brooks
Sebastian Brooks

im using it to help me focus on my dissertation, believe me im not having fun

Noah Kelly
Noah Kelly

total bummer broo ur gona have to sneak out of ur folks place to come to tyler and coreys house party kegger tonight radical!

Michael Martinez
Michael Martinez

dude drugs are good and like open your mind breh

Nicholas Lewis
Nicholas Lewis

still considering drinking wine alone to force myself to like it

Carter Long
Carter Long

I ain't even gonna battle you cause it ain't a battle mate

Henry Gomez
Henry Gomez

aussies have yank names

Carter Davis
Carter Davis

Just sucked a poo nigger lads

Alexander Fisher
Alexander Fisher

orty borty blorga borga
that's me speaking paddy

Christian Fisher
Christian Fisher

A person I know with the most perseverance and chutzpah is an Indian gentleman who approached me at an aviation conference with a plan to start an airline flying from the USA to India. Did he have a business plan, I naively asked. No, came the reply, that’s why he wanted to hire me. Fine, so what was his business idea? What kind of carrier did he want and why would he be successful? Again came the reply, this is why he wished to hire me, to come up with the unique idea for a successful airline. Well, I asked, did he have great connections in Washington D.C. and India? No, came the familiar reply—this would be my job. OK, at least he must have the finances. No, by now, the reader can guess the answer: this is why I was being hired. Except that he had no money to pay me for my work but would grant me shares and a large payment upon successfully launching the airline. So, I summarized the situation, you want me to develop the idea, develop the business plan, get the financing, get the regulatory approval, hire the appropriate personnel, lease the right aircraft and let him take the profit. Yes, basically that’s what he wanted. The interesting point is that I continue to see this person at many industry conferences. He continues to live in his dream. Not surprisingly, he has yet to establish his airline but in his mind he is half way there—he talks to experts!

Lincoln Reyes
Lincoln Reyes

give me some film recs lads

Ian Cooper
Ian Cooper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arZV7pmK-zY
This is genuinely one of the best pieces of film I've had the pleasure of viewing in my life.

Failing that: Dog Day Afternoon.

Easton Thompson
Easton Thompson

triumph des willens

Daniel Bell
Daniel Bell

triumph of the willies

Christian Green
Christian Green

The Hot Chick

Jaxson Cooper
Jaxson Cooper

No tengo dinero

Ian Lopez
Ian Lopez

just had sex with worf from star trek lads ask me anything

Leo Cox
Leo Cox

Dog Day Afternoon
impeccable taste

Owen Lee
Owen Lee

aha SREUTH MAYTE. put another shrimp on the barby

Connor Collins
Connor Collins

worf haha

Julian Morris
Julian Morris

now this is a wacky post

Brayden Reed
Brayden Reed

dax you slut

Parker Barnes
Parker Barnes

god itunes is shite
need to set up musicbee

Nicholas Hall
Nicholas Hall

would you do it again

Christopher Baker
Christopher Baker

Has Worf ever sex with an actual Klingon? I don't think he has. Even his oneitis was only 1/2 Klingon.

Cameron Ross
Cameron Ross

would best any of you in combat

Robert Myers
Robert Myers

frankly mr shankly

Cameron Gutierrez
Cameron Gutierrez

need a sersh gf desu

Luke Collins
Luke Collins

could destroy you with only words

Grayson King
Grayson King

need a klingon gf

Jose Barnes
Jose Barnes

while you were running fetish simulations in the holodeck, I studied the bat'leth

Josiah Martinez
Josiah Martinez

probably not
probably though

Caleb Roberts
Caleb Roberts

need a dark black gf from the jungles of africa

Aaron Perez
Aaron Perez

the jews released my favourite game on a console i don't own with extra content
they will be gassed for this

Justin Bell
Justin Bell

HAHA a yank
literally couldn't do anything without a gun

Michael Richardson
Michael Richardson

A LABOUR COUNCIL, A __LABOUR__ COUNCIL!

Ian Parker
Ian Parker

want my bollocks smashed by a pretty girl while she laughs and giggles

John Richardson
John Richardson

Computer, Render Actress "Alison Brie" circa 2008
Slowly Increase happiness to 200 in the first 5 minutes
After the 5 minute mark make her clothing disappear one by one
Increase shame by 10% per removed article of clothing
Once fully naked play audio file "horny boys whooing and whistling"
Fixate character's anger towards my testicles
Disable safety protocols

Nicholas Wright
Nicholas Wright

counter ferengism

Lucas Bennett
Lucas Bennett

just you watch me
*unsheathes logic textbook*

Julian Cruz
Julian Cruz

hate when games are only released on console. still haven't played the last of us because the bastards refuse to do a PC release

Alexander Lopez
Alexander Lopez

just got shadowbanned

Ian Barnes
Ian Barnes

what you gonna do
shoot it?

Leo King
Leo King

Jim........

Logan Wilson
Logan Wilson

Ngl i thought he was a virgin until that kid showed up

Julian Jones
Julian Jones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jixeE8gkT-s

Luke Morris
Luke Morris

still annoyed i'm too autistic to be a real bender

Mason Reed
Mason Reed

there's a fluffy grey cat outside and I want to let it in and make it my own
don't think mum would be happy to come home from work to see that I've adopted another cat though

Alexander Rivera
Alexander Rivera

bash your head in with it retard

Brayden Perry
Brayden Perry

alri Tim

Ryder Sullivan
Ryder Sullivan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urV8MIcLDFk
any Dishonored man in

Levi Reyes
Levi Reyes

only thing you regularly bash in is burgers you fat cunt

Dylan Anderson
Dylan Anderson

He's so pathetic he actually get cucked by a Ferengi. Why did everyone make fun of Barclay when Worf is so much worse?

Henry Reed
Henry Reed

you are all poo heads

Lincoln Bailey
Lincoln Bailey

i regularly bash in your mom's shitbox

Justin Clark
Justin Clark

i wanna

Tyler Anderson
Tyler Anderson

Worf is security chief so he is atleast badass. Barclay is a nerd so naturally he is made fun of more

Carter King
Carter King

say anything about me, call me a faggot, a retard I don't care
but if you come after my friends...
I WILL KILL YOU!!!

John Wood
John Wood

GTA 3 ambulance missions not even once BAKA (shake my head)

Adrian Powell
Adrian Powell

https://youtu.be/A8ZZmU8orvg

Liam Thompson
Liam Thompson

you dont have any friends bruce

Ryan Turner
Ryan Turner

faggot retard

Owen Howard
Owen Howard

ate 2 granola bars for breakfast
at this rate they won't last long

Matthew Howard
Matthew Howard

would need to walk more than 5 feet without being exhausted for that
unlikely

Carter Perry
Carter Perry

https://www.instagram.com/p/BdiFq0LDWF_/
The gf playing with our puppy

Aaron Jones
Aaron Jones

every time he says anything he is immediately shut down by Picard or someone else
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edflm7Hh3hs

Blake Peterson
Blake Peterson

wish I was brave enough to protest trump on twitter

Jacob Fisher
Jacob Fisher

faggot
foy

Mason Sanchez
Mason Sanchez

Worf cleans out Riker's cum out of Troi with his mouth

Isaiah Morales
Isaiah Morales

i sexually identify as a pintman first class :)

Austin Kelly
Austin Kelly

she comes to me i don't even have to get out of bed

Bentley Harris
Bentley Harris

downloaded blender and realized i'm way over my head if i think i can just start modelling furries in this fucking thing

Adrian Martin
Adrian Martin

Ireland has no cult-

Andrew Lee
Andrew Lee

/int/thread/84216645#p84217253
sry mate was off to the interracial lifting grounds

Christopher Jackson
Christopher Jackson

Cripplingly shy about kissing. Had a girl ask me SIX times to kiss her and I couldn't do it.

Landon Price
Landon Price

you don't have to download bender you've got the deluxe edition already

Aaron Robinson
Aaron Robinson

can everyone stop talking about worf? hes right here reading everything you guys say about him and hes really upset

Anthony Richardson
Anthony Richardson

lol

Jason Howard
Jason Howard

you're mistaking my mum for one of your nurses and sponge baths for sex

Jeremiah Gomez
Jeremiah Gomez

:3

Logan White
Logan White

he has a nice bum x

Brayden Smith
Brayden Smith

Imagine being so autistic you cant kiss your mum or gran

Aaron Phillips
Aaron Phillips

have a fantasy where I teach a mongolian tribal girl how to love her body and a man sexually in one of those huts

Logan Robinson
Logan Robinson

you fucking idiot

Kevin Collins
Kevin Collins

just kiss her lol not hard is it

Carter Campbell
Carter Campbell

they're called yurts

Kevin Kelly
Kevin Kelly

i wash myself with a rag on a stick after i'm through perforating her intestines

Ian Campbell
Ian Campbell

have a fantasy where i am a herding dog but also the prime minister of new zealand in 1967

Luis Ramirez
Luis Ramirez

have a fantasy where i have sex with worf from star trek then spend hours together cuddling and chit chatting

James Barnes
James Barnes

you couldn't find your penis to penetrate anything with

Ian Robinson
Ian Robinson

Computer, load holodeck program Broccoli's Best Fap Fantasies Vol. 7, scene 3.
Increase number of Andoria slave girls from 1 to 13
Set their Desire Levels to Yandere
Cover my body in a thin layer of Nano Lube
Load one Klingon pain stick and one 12 inch double dildo.
Disable safety protocols. authorization Picard Alpha One.
Mark!

William Wilson
William Wilson

have a fantasy where i'm playing final fantasy

Jaxon Bennett
Jaxon Bennett

he fantasises about surviving a societal collapse with the oneities who grows to love him

Chase Baker
Chase Baker

really hate myself

Carter Peterson
Carter Peterson

fuck off poley

Ethan Miller
Ethan Miller

and a man??? what>

Xavier James
Xavier James

a swift kick to her temple would leave her dead

Connor Perry
Connor Perry

have a fantasy where im playing final fantasy with worf from star trek

Jaxon Parker
Jaxon Parker

I don't speak french you dumb smelly cheese man

Dominic Morris
Dominic Morris

computer, simulate results of a month long diet of Brussel sprouts, beans, and Mexican food on the digestive tract of female Betazoids
"This diet will cause a 120% increase in flatulence."
Make it 250%, and create a holographic simulation of Counselor Troi's buttocks using latest measurements from the bridge chair data, increased 500 times in size.
At regular intervals, expel flatulence at a rate proportional to the size of the replicated anus. When farting ceases, have simulation say "Daddy Barclay, my butt butt farts so baaaaad"
generate a lawn chair bolted to the floor and a set of goggles
save file as "trois_sweetest_perfume.holo"
lock the holodeck door and broadcast footage to all PADDs and view screens
override all commands to cease broadcast or open doors for the next 12 hours
Disable all safety protocols and engage on my mark
...
Mark.

Samuel Richardson
Samuel Richardson

crazy how so many millions of people loathe Donald Trump for saying silly and offensive things and want him dead but when they see George Bush playing with a raincoat they laugh and find it cute and forget all about the hundreds of thousands of people butchered because of an illegal war

Jaxon Reed
Jaxon Reed

she doesn't have any trouble

Dominic Morales
Dominic Morales

Dunno never done it

Elijah Thomas
Elijah Thomas

*kisses you* you do now

Austin Anderson
Austin Anderson

illegal war
no such thing

Juan Edwards
Juan Edwards

have a fantasy where I teach 7of9 how to love her human body and a man sexually in a holodeck re-creation of an Outback steakhouse bathroom

Jack Miller
Jack Miller

that'll be your nurse putting the piss line in

Kevin Moore
Kevin Moore

she looked a lot better in the starfleet uniform

Oliver Butler
Oliver Butler

what is an outback steakhouse>

Kevin Perry
Kevin Perry

Need an inferior jew gf

Henry Wilson
Henry Wilson

Good post

Isaiah Gomez
Isaiah Gomez

in bed cuddling my teddy :) hehe

Blake Mitchell
Blake Mitchell

steakhouse in the outback

Bentley Hughes
Bentley Hughes

its like a japanese take on australia

Christian Richardson
Christian Richardson

slang for anal sex

Jaxon Gray
Jaxon Gray

Just the establishment media doing their bit to support the war.

Camden Ross
Camden Ross

create a seal around her mouth with your own and suck the air out of her lungs until she passes out so you can bring her back to your den

Parker Phillips
Parker Phillips

isnt it more embarrassing to have pied her and not kissed at all rather than kissing and making a little bit of a fool out of yourself (which would be hard as you can just press your lips on hers)

Jason Rodriguez
Jason Rodriguez

how old are you?

William Johnson
William Johnson

rsl simulator for americans except much less accurate

Hudson Garcia
Hudson Garcia

wolfenstein 2 worth playing?

Cameron Davis
Cameron Davis

/int/thread/84221625#p84221625
/int/thread/84221625#p84221625
/int/thread/84221625#p84221625

James Gonzalez
James Gonzalez

i want to go back to sleep but mark my words if you're still here when i wake up you will suffer my wrath

Gabriel Nguyen
Gabriel Nguyen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZWS6CITutY
choon desu

Nathaniel Nelson
Nathaniel Nelson

exhausting stuff all that finger movement

Sebastian Bennett
Sebastian Bennett

gay

Gavin Howard
Gavin Howard

Dunno what "pied" means but yes, I know it's embarrassing to pussy out of kissing her but it's too late now, she lost interest.

Eli Barnes
Eli Barnes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIc-ZDmr05A

JIM
JIM
JIM
OH JIM
JIM
JIM
IT'S TIME
TO BEGIN

Brayden Reed
Brayden Reed

pied as in to creampie

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