OOOH! Now hol' up, this ain't the Bing! Oof Madonn', where the hell did you take us, Chrissy!?

OOOH! Now hol' up, this ain't the Bing! Oof Madonn', where the hell did you take us, Chrissy!?

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stay in your containment thread.
btw Twin Peaks is garbage

WATCH IT FAGGOT

Watch it, user. This is a Sopranos thread.

Krop evol ew oot cilbuper hcezc eht ni.

Segasuas ruo dah reve?

TO-NY! YOU CHEATED ON ME FOR THE LAST TIME

This thread has some promise

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why was this acceptable but cunnilingus was pure faggotry?

Some weird old time italian idea that if you're OK with sucking pussy you're secretly a finook

I reckon it's probably because it's seen as submissive. Can't be seen as submissive.

Paulie's a fucking weirdo anyway, which is why he never had a wife or kids.

>Paulie's a fucking weirdo anyway

Most of the cast is highly psychopathic, with zero qualms about murdering in cold blood. Paulie is fucked but Chrissy was maybe even more fucked. Substance abuse + killing his old Hollywood friend over nothing

>psychopathic
Who cares about being psychopathic if it makes you successful.

>killing his old Hollywood friend over nothing
Wasn't it because he wouldn't use his script or something like that?

>it's a Tony gets pegged episode

No, Chrissy wanted attention because everything was going wrong in his life and he didn't want to listen

>Wasn't it because he wouldn't use his script or something like that?

youtube.com/watch?v=6GZwOt0kgfQ

Watch it, Pepe

Is it weird I watch Sopranos because of the therapy scenes? I don't like therapists irl with their dope em until they feel better mentality or the give money for sitting on their asses. I just want to feel better without feeling like I'm getting fucked over.

Well you probably like it because you're not used to seeing what its like for two humans to actually interact because you have no friends or anything so I understand why it would be so fascinating to you.

Was Paulie actually in the black lodge when he visited the psychics house?

FUCK'N QUEERS

Where we're from, the goomahs bake a pretty ziti
and there's always ducklings in the pool

Does anybody else get a Twin Peaks vibe from certain scenes in The Sopranos? Specifically scenes that involve wind. Like when Tony is in his backyard looking at the wind going through the trees. It reminds me of Twin Peaks so much.

Never seek logic in the behavior of niggers and wops

I've always thought there was an extremely thin veil of the supernatural in The Sopranos.

You may not have noticed it, but your brain did.

FUCKIN SATANIC BLACK MAGIC
SICK SHIT
FUCKIN QUEERS

You want to actually get spooked?

youtube.com/watch?v=qiANSNcyi5A

OMFG

never watched the Sopranos. Where do I start?

Season 1 - Season 2.

/thread

You're not wrong but you're not right either.

skip season 1 desu its boring and doesnt add to the overall narrative at all

You know that show Twin Peaks, with that broad from Sleepwalkers and the weird little midget?

Anyway this place is supposed to have the best brie and butter sandwiches like they got in da show.

S01E01
The fuck else are you doing with your life

>boring
>doesnt add to the overall narrative
TO JUNIOR

BOAHH CHRISTOFFA YOU SED UD BUY ME THAT DIAMON RINGGG CHRISTOFFFFAAAAAAHHH

>extremely thin veil of the supernatural

youtube.com/watch?v=SCpgbbLM5Ss

Most Lynchesque scene of the Sopranos

He's the wiseguy friend of Chris who got blown by a tranny

Don't, its overrated.

>bobby's wife's spirit
>tony literally being in limbo
>the MADONNA herself
yeah no shit

And because Crissy told him about some murders and quickly realised he now was a liability

In Roman times, cunnilingus was seen as submitting to a female, the lowest of lows. Conversely, fucking a guy in his ass was seen as taking his power away from him, and therefore considered the apex of alpha male activity.

Holy fuck is that Horse from The Wire? How did I never notice this

Ralph was into that. Not Tony

>wake up
>wipe the cigar ashes, tomato sauce, stripper glitter and gabagool grease from my polyester short-sleeved collared bowling shirt
>breathe heavily and as loudly as possible on my trek down the stairs and across my McMansion to the kitchen (probably the most exercise I've done in years, I never did have the makings of a varsity athlete)
>fix myself a hearty plate of gabagool with a side of gabagool
>pour myself a glass of Tropicana™ with some pulp to wash down the diabetes
>here comes A.J down the stairs
>it's been a good week for him, he only attempted suicide 5 times and he got an F+ on his community college Remedial Arithmetic quiz
>I'm proud of him
>So proud of him that I take him outside to see his new car. My son only drives the best
>A brand-new stretch hummer limo. The safest money could buy, and it gets ten feet to the gallon
>A.J. starts bitching about the environment
>Tell him I'll throw his ass back in the pool if he doesn't shut the fuck up and get in the hummer limo
>He gets in, the hummer limo immediately bursts into flames
>A.J. survives, is angry he's still alive and goes back up to his room to jerk off to interracial porn
>Carmela arrives, she's back from the gabagool market
>She presents to me crates, barrels, backpacks and suitcases packed to the brim with delicious gabagool
>"It took me hours to gather all this gabagool, Tony. A thank you would be nice."
>Give her a gabagool and cigar flavored kiss on the cheek and a crisp $100 bill, and pat her on the head. That'll do, Carm, that'll do.
>Phone rings, it's Meadow
>Everything goes to black, there's no punchline. Fuck you, lmao!

>mfw started binge watching Sopranos this week after seeing the memes
>mfw season 1 is actually really solid
>thought this character would be annoying violent guido henchman
>mfw his name is Clarence

I know this is pasta, but I've never seen it, and I'm laughing audibly now.

IT IS All shit after s3 or 9.11

Its a super hot female falls in love with Tony's fat ass episode

It's only because they know who he is and the power he has. Plus Gandolfini is handsome af

it's 'marone' dumbass.

I get a Sopranos vibe from certain scenes of Twin Peaks S3. Perhaps to be expected though.

What's the best episode to watch when you're sad? Should I just rewatch the whole series then kill myself?

For cheering up? Pine Barrens. It's so fucking funny.

Other than that, rewatch The Sopranos, but don't kill yourself

Why shouldn't I?

It actually is "Madonna". Though variations may exist, much like some Italians say "Porco Dio" sounding like "Porco Zio" in order not to blaspheme

Tony will miss you

Yeah...

Kek

Underrated fucking post, 9/10 likeness

don't forget
>big pussy in the mirror
>disappearing Russian

Gabagool?

Man, I just realized I have a friend who abuses alcohol all the time and he's so much like Chrissy in this scene. It's impossible to be around that guy when he's fucking drunk, all he does is mope around and make you worried if he's gonna hurt himself.

Can you believe this fucking guy?!

*tries to start a fight but the others stop both of them*

shit turns into a soap opera after s2
>tony cheats with new girl
>someone dies
>mob drama

Don't know shit about TP apart from passing references, make do with this

You couldn't possibly think that

what the shit

Good post

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Where is it?

>Paulie's a fucking weirdo
watch that mouth crissy

"Don't eat gabagool user, it's nothing but fat and nitrates, trust me I'm a health expert."

>an extremely thin veil of the supernatural in The Sopranos.

youtu.be/6GTAfq3i9Bs?t=4m33s

youtube.com/watch?v=7CJLDERGmDw

youtube.com/watch?v=spVlCFwiciQ

youtu.be/RgTwZnAXunU?t=1m21s

Same rules as ancient Rome. It's fine being a fag as long as you're the top.

youtube.com/watch?v=pWsCK7RE0Xg