Transformers was never good. People usually think the original was a good movie because it was the first of its kind...

Transformers was never good. People usually think the original was a good movie because it was the first of its kind, but I saw the first three movies and they are on the same level of trash. Watchable, but I don't get why the first one is so praised while the second one gets so much shit.

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>U.K. broadcaster Jason Solomons wrote in a 2009 column that Bay had Megan Fox wash his (unspecified) Ferrari at his home as part of her audition for her role in the first Transformers movie. And since Bay was doing "official" auditions, he apparently recorded every minute of it.

>Solomons reportedly asked Fox if she knew where the footage was, and he says she was unsure, adding that she was "concerned" as to where it may be. According to Solomons, Bay all but confirmed the tape's existence, allegedly saying "Er, I don't know where it is either" when asked by the broadcaster.

I remember thinking Megan Fox is the most beautiful and perfect woman in the world.

Then Gal Gadot happened

Megatron divided us.

I liked the first and second movie. Third one was okay. Didn't see the fourth and not planning to see the fifth.

The first movie was actually amazing you retarded nigger, good directing, good amount of action, good and remarkable fights.

I don't remember a single scene from 2-3-4, etc.
But I do remember the first scene of Transformers 1 very well, I remember how fucking amazing Starscream was, I remember great air fights.
The movie was an eye candy.

>Holy shit it was amazing.

kys

>kys
Enjoy getting banned, shit son

>The first movie was actually amazing you retarded nigger, good directing, good amount of action, good and remarkable fights.
literally the same things apply to any other movie in the series, you nostalgic cunt breather. All Transformers movies range from 4/10 to maybe 6/10, if we count the fact that, on a technical level, Bay is a good director.

>literally the same things apply to any other movie in the series
No it doesn't.

>All Transformers movies range from 4/10 to maybe 6/10

First Transformers is solid 8/10.

Now begone, pest.

Nope, the first Transformers sucked, terrible comedy, "what the fuck am I looking at?" style editing and action scenes.

The sequels are way worse though.

>First Transformers is solid 8/10.
the worst part is that a lot of people actually believe this

>>dat miniskirt and white belt and midriff baring top

Fuck, is 2007 era fashion already supposed to seem retro? Nobody dresses like that anymore but in my memory 2007 feels like yesterday.

why are some people expecting some Golden Globe type movie? This is a supposed to be big screen Saturday Morning Cartoon. You're supposed to have fun and be amazed at spectacles. Bay even mentioned in previous interviews that the Transformers amusement park inspires him to keep doing the films for kids. If you want to watch some highbrow film go watch Moonlight or Million Dollar Baby.

I think the haters would love to have Transformers: Moonlight:

Orion Pax is a young Autobot who is friends with a gladiator named Megatron. Orion Pax and Megatron develop strong feelings for one another and share a kiss on top of tower of Iacon. However, the factions between Autobots and Decipticons challenges their bequeath love. Will Megatron and Orion Pax stay together or will they become sworn enemies? Written by Anthony Minghella and Directed by Ang Lee. Rated R for Strong Robot Sexuality and Minor Violence and Drug Use.

I could never watch any of these movies because of the fucking shitty mecha designs. How about NOT having your internals exposed all over the place, huh?

Isn't it lame that Megan Fox never did any nude scenes in her prime? Not even a topless shot?

It seemed like it was gonna happen in Jennifer's Body but alas, no wonder no one gives a shit about her anymore (you'll notice that Kim Kardashian, as annoying as she is, is at least willing to get her kit off, she knows how the fame game is played)

I must have taken some time to type all that. Take this.

I liked the second one but the third one had me bored to tears.

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>Implying this isn't robot kino

Not him but it was legit AMAZING when I saw it at theaters.

>Isn't it lame that Megan Fox never did any nude scenes in her prime? Not even a topless shot?
But she did.

I wish people would stop pretending they hate transformers but paying to see it anyway because they secretly like it enough to see.

Megan Foxxx a shit

You just like the first one because you were probably 12 when it came out, I was 27, and trust me it's derivative trash like the rest of them.

I was 21 when the first movie was released, you underage poor pleb.

joke's on you, I only paid to watch one

but really, your point is retarded. why would anyone go seeing them regularly and then go on the internet to hate them? these movies are normiebait

This.

Was hot before all the cosmetic surgery fucked her up.

Now she looks weird.

You're shit.

Everyone says they hate these movies.
Even normies...

Every time one comes out though it makes huge profit at the box office.

People only pretend to hate them if they actually hated them they would stop seeing them.

>Even normies...
vocal minorities, then you'd believe people hate fast and furious too.
most of human beings just go to the cinema, watch the movie and forget about it the next day, they don't feel the need to discuss it
me, personally, I fully admit I'm going to watch some trash whenever I feel like doing it

Uhhhh no? A mildy see through bra is not "topless", topless literally and only means wearing nothing above the waist.

And in case you think nudity would have "hurt" her career puh-fucking-leeze, she's Meagan Fox, she's known for being a babe, not her acting skills, like I said Kim Kardashian is willing to get completely naked and it hasn't hurt her career one bit, instead it's only kept her in the limelight.

Oh and one more thing, there's not any sort of "taboo" around nudity anymore, most young actresses are willing to get naked, Daddario is one example and it doesn't negatively effect their career one bit.

My point is Megan Fox had no good reason not to do it other than to just be a tease and now she's totally irrelevant.

>My point is Megan Fox had no good reason not to do it other than to just be a tease and now she's totally irrelevant.
I think her being irrelevant has nothing to do with doing nudes, she was just a shitty actress who got lucky enough that the director of a billionair franchise got an hard on for her. In fact, as soon as she dropped Transformers, she disappeared.

I enjoyed her Blacked scene.

I'm sure she has a lot more vulgar scenes in her career.

pro

I have never heard anyone else say anything good about transformers.

If I am in a group of people and I say I like transformers I get a response of "Dude wtf" and "somebody should kill Michael Bay".

they just kept jumping the shark till it was sharks all the way down

lebouf became more and more obnoxious as well. The third movie just seemed to be him yelling and getting snippy with people, stopped watching after 30 minutes

She fucked up her face.

then they probably don't fucking watch it
hating on transformers is like hating on justin beber, it's a meme. and yet bieber is still famous. of course someone who goes to a bieber's concert will never say he sucks

that was later, probably an attempt at staying relevant

>Daddario is one example and it doesn't negatively effect their career one bit.
Because Daddario doesn't have a career.

I mean the soldier parts with the guy from Las Vegas were alright?

Yes, but you actually can find people who like Justin Beiber's music.

I don't know, I never went around asking anyone's opinion about Transformers, I can't write a statistics down.

The first one was pretty decent besides the fact the whole thing was basically a U.S. Military Recruitment video. They aren't even subtle with it
>"Bring the rain"
>patriotic music starts playing as AC-130 flies overhead
>can't forget to show unnecessary shots of the brave men and women of the armed forces sitting at fucking computer terminals doing their duty

Like damn I'll go to the recruitment center already calm down

But first was the worst.

HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US
HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US
HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US

What was the 3rd movie about, I don't remember a thing.
I remember that 2nd movie had pyramids and shit.
The final battle was absolutely awful.

cool cgi robots fighting and smashing shit

That's all you need to remember...
In fact they could literally just change the title from transformers to cgi robot fights.

I actually liked how the Military was useful & wasn't just canon fodder & i don't feel like it took away from the Autobots

The first one was still a good movie imo, but fuck the sequels

So should I buy a ticket to watch it ?

Megatron & Starscream were fucking incredible in the first one, they were a huge threat, the two of them basically toyed with the Autobot's

Starscream also fucked up the F-22's easily & i liked the idea that he let them escape so they could kill Megatron & he could rule the Deceptions, but this wasn't the case in the shitty sequels sadly

I have no idea why they made them comic relief in the sequels speaking of

Skelletonfag

Just fuck off with your obese niggers and huehues.

The first one is the only one that attempts to be a "real" movie.

I blame the sequel being so bad on the writers strike and when it still made a bajillion dollars they stopped trying.

You're just mad she never got her kit off.

I understand but come on she had no reason to do so, unless they payed her like millions of dollars.

People believing objective truth is a good thing tho

Completely forgotten the first film, not even sure I saw the second, dropped the third. Only underage faggots will consider the first film good.

>do i fit in yet guys???

Underage faggot detected

>still failing to fit in

Sad

Spielberg was involved with the first one and told Bay to hold back a bit, the rest are Bay unleashed with nobody telling him NO.

It had the typical Micheal Bay obnoxious characterization and dogshit plotting but seeing the transformers for the first time and the build-up to seeing them fight at the end was actually really fun, almost like seeing the dinos in Jurassic Park for the first time. The CGI has somehow gotten worse and now they look almost like stop motion for some reason.

>White guys

dropped

The first movie was just as bad as the other ones, you're just a delusional manchild.

>thinking Transformers was always ass, just like every single thing ever made by Michael Bay, is now considered "fitting in"

Kill yourself reddit.

2 was so bad because it was literally filmed with a half-made script because of the 2008 writers strike. Although they managed to make The Last Knight just as incoherent which is quite the accomplishment.

rating any movie made for entertainment purposes higher than 5/10 makes you a cancerous pleb.

>in a desperate attempt to fit in he started to advertise some unknown websites

Wow pathetic.

I don't understand why they didn't bring back the model from the third movie or even Megan Fox back. The casts of the new movies fucking suck.

The first one felt like it had heart. It was simple and to the point and very humble in its premise.

The inherent conceit in the rest of the movies bogs their script down.

>Remember the first movie?
>Holy shit it was amazing.

Not really. It suffered from many of the same problems the sequels had. They were just less prevalent and noticeable in the first movie so it gets a pass.

>Optimus front and center for all marketing
>only shows up for the last 30 min

What did they mean by this

based

>solid 8/10
I'm on the verge of taking this bait.

I think the first is just more memorable since it was the first to play out the formula, but quality does vary despite them all filling the same criteria.

1 ≈ 3 > 2 > 4

Speilberg has been the executive producer for every Transformers film

>2 > 4

what's in 4 that could possible by worse than the Zulu warriors dancing around in the beginning of 2?

>having false nostalgia for the first film

It was garbage m8. Just because some years have passed since it came out don't change the fact that it was shit.

>Holy shit it was amazing.
if you were 12 maybe

Official ranking
1>3>>>>>>>>>>

Well I was 10 when I first saw it and thought it was the best thing ever. You guys have to realize the amount of people that grew up with Bayformers and not G1

Remember when Megan Fox was THE hottest thing in Hollywood?

Somebody cast Cade's daughter in the next movie.

im glad we're in agreement

She will never be prime again, but saying she is ugly now is literally retarded, and don't post the 2011 picture as some kind of evidence.

It really wasnt, the first movie was a bog standard big budget hollywood summer blockbuster. The sequels were just like it only more stale.

Why was Optimus in the movie for 10 minutes

Whats it like to live life with absolutely no taste?

>This is considered attractive in America

Megan Fox dropped off the face of the planet because Jennifer's Body blew the lid off of the big secret that Megan Fox can't actually fucking act. Then she got too old to do the teen jailbait roles, then she had a bunch of terrible plastic surgery. Getting nude wouldn't have stopped the rest of that from happening.

Case in point: Scarlett Johansson. Didn't do nude scenes until later in her career, after she had gotten the breast reduction and nobody cared anymore (fuck this gay earth). She was hugely successful because she was gorgeous and could act.

Reminder that Bay did this, then made her his self insert.

Mikaela Baynes is Michael Bay

Sadly this. She did two movies with the Rock and the both bombed. I don't know how you get two huge movies with one of the biggest name actors on the face of thr earth and don't become a megastar, especially with tits like hers. There is no god.

San Andreas didn't bomb, dipshit.

What the fuck happened to Megan Fox?

>Remember the first movie?
Yeah the '86 movie was pretty good for a kid's toy commercial. All of the other ones were pretty garbage.

>What the fuck went wrong?
Nothing. It was always dogshit.

First live action movie was better than the cartoon movie

Everyone forgets what a slog that thing is between Optimus dying and Unicron attacking Cybertron

JUST