Tried Bishop knife trick as a kid

>tried Bishop knife trick as a kid
>end up in hospital

This happen to anyone else?

No because I'm not a retard

Sup Forums I just marathoned a knife into my hand, what do I think about it?

no, i am not autistic

It's painful but you can't afford to go to the doctor so you are a little pissed at Drumpft for ruining it for you.

Yes, because i like cocks in my anus.

>mfw only see half the film as a kid
>hey that's pretty cool, if he can do it why can't I?
>practice it loads with a plastic spoon
>im bretty gud
>try it with a knife
>lodge it in my hand
>drain the NHS getting them to take a stupid fucking knife out of my hand
>watch the rest of the film a couple years later
>he wasn't even a fucking normal human

should've binned that knife

I have a deformed right hand, looks like a lobster claw. I can do the knife trick no prob.

I'm pretty sure the hospital did that for me

It's revealed he's a synthetic in that very scene. Not even 30 minutes into that movie

shows how perceptive 9 year old me was then

Bad news user, you're legitimately retarded

A daring synthesis!

You're one of those monkey-see monkey-do people who shoots up schools too?

P-post it

>not building your skills with a pen first

Maybe you're just retarded?

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Do you fap with that hand?

no, my dick can't fit between

thanks for sharing user.

how do you get around issues like gloves?

hahaha holy shit what a FREAK

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Well Bishop did start leaking milk when he did it do you're probably on par.

>can't play knife tricks anymore because blumpf took away my health care
M-MADAME PRESIDENT

>this fucking thread

bravo to everyone

you do realise its a trick right? like as in an actual 'trick' thats fooling you into thinking what you are seeing is amazingly difficult and dangerous

now, it does require a steady hand but its the METHOD that is important here
and here it is:

start on the space between your thumb and forefinger, then stab the space between your pinky and ring finger, then BACK to the space between your thumb and forefinger.

you progress down your fingers, alternating always back to the thumb and forefinger gap over and over as fast as you can. practice gets you faster (with an upside down pencil, idiot)

its a trick. learn how

one finger goes in the thumb, one finger goes in the index, the rest is just phantom hand

I usually did it with a pen and I was good at it

medium kek

No, I'm not retarded.

Fuck off. The film is sped up, you can see the actors behind him moving too fast.

Does fapping with this hand feel better or worse?

badass

do the knife trick and post it

We used pencils and pens, maybe a fork but nobody was dumb enough to use an actual knife.