Eva vs Daddario

who wins?

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Why choose when one can be your mommy and one can be your sis

Daddario shows promising talent but Eva is the matriarch of the succubus tribe
She cannot be defeated

Both qt, but Daddario lacks ass and hips,

>implying Eva isn't the best at everything

Easy choice

my mom is 65. I am 30.

Eva is literally an African goddess

The one without the tranny jaw.

The real question is are their tits strong enough to beat my 6" thick cock ??

Eva is for men. Dadario is for virgins.

>African
wut

who would win in a violent pusy fight?

Eva has a nicer pusy than Daddario

Her mother is African

>used cockmonger Green vs tight pure virginal Daddario

Alex wins every time

And here you are posting on a East Indonesian knitwear discussion board for children.

>roastie
>tight pure virginal

>Jobert was born in Algiers, Algeria, to a Sephardic Jewish Pied-Noir family,[1][2][3] the daughter of Andrée Azoulay and Charles Jobert, who served in the French Air Force

She might have citizenship there, but not ethnically

both are great but i like Daddario more

eva shows off her slutty neck much more often so she has my vote

She's too angelic pure and strong with a killing aura that would destroy your erection if it comes anywhere near her pussy.
You literally cannot win against Alex. much less defile her.

no wonder you have autism

Why did you automatically assume I was talking about ethnicity, you racist?

Eva Green is most beatiful woman on Earth right now.

Lily Collins

t. Reddit

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Kristen. The answer is ALWAYS gonna be Kristen.

I am so hard right now.

Not that guy, but.....

The one without the neanderthal brow ridge.

>that line of grease/filth under her boob
fucking disgusting
dropped

>neanderthal brow ridge.
What does this mean? seriously

she also lacks sexual toes like eva's

the fuck are you on about?

So the one who's less white?

Eva wins without even trying.
Daddario only has the tits. Horrible smile, looks like she's actually a retard in real life too, can't act for shit.

It's the silicone scar

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>thinking those are fake
Goddamn it must suck living with autism. How do you do it?

This. Daddario has tried to defeat Green in the Gauntlet Of Boys numerous times to claim leadership over the Succubi, but Eva is a better cock sucker and can extract souls faster. Eva just has thousands of years more experience than Alexandra.
>t. Arch Inucbi Of Hell

Why is her face so puffy and close to a double chin?

Impregnate Daddario with the DNA of Eva.

Meh, I won't complain.

I was making an exaggeration and saying that Eva's brow ridge resembled a Neanderthal's.

There is still hope for Alex total perfection to be cast by Marvel !??

Maybe for 1610 Ultimate Scarlett Witch

with better eyesight than you

those FUCKING EYES!!!!!!
HHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG!!!!!

>literal underage
reported

I'd rather sex Eva. She seems like the kind of lady that would burn herself with a hot clothes hanger while cumming

>zomg, women sweat & get lint stuck to their crevices too!

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Alex looks like the kind of girl that leg-lock you to receive your warm ejaculation in an embrace and mutual kiss.

Eva has an sadist aura she would probably pull out against your will at the last moment and make you spurt over your own face.

>tfw the Daddario brother is more attractive than the sister
Really makes you think. She shouldn't even TRY to smile.

I bet they fuck each other all the time

I bet they cum inside of each other.

He's too handsome for her desu but she's got the tits I guess.

Eva is the only correct answer

...the shadow, you mean??

>pepperoni nipples
african tier, fucking shit

what is this FROM

her puffy nips are weirding me out tho

Still way hotter than anything you'll ever fuck.

Nope, i walk away when nigger tier nipples

eva no doubt

>there are people on this board literally this gay

This guy thinks that meaty labia come from fucking a lot. You are one dumb fuck.

>being this desperate
>no standards

I'm not saying she looks bad it just reminds me of a nip infection I got that made the skin all inflamed. I'd still succ.

mad roastie, go put your curtains on some bread

She also has a negress cousin.

Who ever wins, we win

Matt has a great smile and a charming personality. What the fuck is wrong with Alex, nice big tits aside?
>probably retarded
>can't act
>PLEASE DON'T OPEN YOUR MOUTH
I'm confused.

She's hot but her father is nutty as a fruitcake.

Go push your fake news somewhere else, roastie.

Eva was probably the main reason I went to see the second 300.

So, the one who looks like the Bride of Frankenstein?

I would never cum to something as gross as cowtits

eva has a big forhead and has no ass
alex has firmer tits, better face, and a good ass

how does eva have no ass but alex has a good ass
genuinely curious to hear your reasoning behind this opinion

Eva was really cute as a kid.

Alex was better tho

>alex has firmer tits
I concede.
>better face
Objectively wrong. She literally morphs into a goblin in a matter of seconds.

Guy who's not only interacted with but fucked multiple women reporting... Stay mad wizard fucks.

Which one is that? Eva?

>Guy who's not only interacted with but fucked multiple women reporting
Sure, we believe you.

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sorry but even google images can't find any good ass pic of eva.

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>not wanting to lick it

Superior Daddario.

>She literally morphs into a goblin

Hmm

>pic related
That's a negative ass, what the fuck.

She literally cannot smile.

No, Eva was the better cunny.

>if she wears "natural looking" makeup then she is prettier than eva
hell no, she might have bigger tits than eva but body-wise eva still prevails

true

Fuck that gay shit. I LIKE puffy ass nipples.

No need to believe, friend. Anyone who's experienced the reality knows you're dumb. Nothing but experience will ever prove the truth to you, I guess.

>alex has firmer tits
You not seen True Detective? Daddario's tits are droopy as fuck. Her nips point DOWN. Eva's nips point forward.

Yes. I believe I misunderstood which one you were referencing.... So, to be clear, I meant the one with the mongoloid forehead.

You're talking out of your ass, dumb virgin.

>Daddario's tits are droopy as fuck. Her nips point DOWN.
I have a female cousin who has big tits but they're droopy as fuck and she's only 19. That must be terrible. Also link

You guys are like some capeshit nerds sperging about which phantasy figure is stronger.

And yes either Eva and Alex are phantasy figures for you because you will never get close enough to woman similar to them.

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>""people"" who prefer tiny almost flat nipples with tiny areolas
literal puke tier, puffy are god-tier and so are fat areolas, and visible blue veins too