/brit/

Ian Parker
Ian Parker

Feel like shit just want her back edition

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEHc4u-1QIk
https://www.quora.com/What-is-female-ejaculate-composed-of-and-what-does-female-ejaculation-do-to-the-body
https://twitter.com/JamesCageWhite/status/952486132473675776
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginal_discharge
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostate-specific_antigen
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wenzhou_train_collision
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostate-specific_antigen
https://youtu.be/qeUM1WDoOGY
https://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-yu-yeong-ju-cbs-cheonnam-stations-announcer-s-nipple-bg4vn2g/answers/new.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCr92sSUDGE
William Bell
William Bell

sophie

Julian Howard
Julian Howard

vaginal discharge

Nathan Ross
Nathan Ross

the original High Speed 2

Jack Cruz
Jack Cruz

/int/thread/84300930#p84302730
why YES m'goodsir, i TOO only enjoy the finest literature the western world has to offer, won't you join me over at r/books?

Lincoln Kelly
Lincoln Kelly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEHc4u-1QIk

Dominic Taylor
Dominic Taylor

Once again no fap or fap and what to(If i have it) dubs make decision

Parker Ross
Parker Ross

Look around, around
The second drummer drowned
His telephone is found

Jayden Murphy
Jayden Murphy

Bristol, or London-Upon-Avon as i've come to call it

very underrated

Josiah Rogers
Josiah Rogers

runt of a dog is sleeping on the end of my bed
should give him a pet

Leo Smith
Leo Smith

wouldnt want to open that snapchat too soon otherwise they might see me looking haha

Christopher Robinson
Christopher Robinson

The little wog is 5’8

Justin Reyes
Justin Reyes

finish the sentence

WYPIPO BE LIKE ______

William Young
William Young

who /city liverpool/ later lads?

Cameron Ward
Cameron Ward

tfw you'll never live a carefree existence

i wouldn't even mind toil if i were an australian or even a yank (in the right place)

i'd go to the office for 8 hours, and then go out to the beach or into the wilderness and have a bbq. or i'd go to my nice house afterwards.

things would be a bit more idyllic.

Nathan Diaz
Nathan Diaz

any of you lads use Airbnb?
Considering going to Hong Kong and Taipei for a few days each and I'm wondering if I should use Airbnb.
How does it work? Is it always cheaper than a hotel?

Cooper Butler
Cooper Butler

Is that even a question

Who isn’t going to be watching lol

Aiden Gomez
Aiden Gomez

Have firmly decides to kiss her tomorrow

Nicholas Bell
Nicholas Bell

5'8 is a childs height

You won't be taken seriously and you will have no respect or command

Brandon Cox
Brandon Cox

you the lad from yesterday?

Ryan Smith
Ryan Smith

the price of rent is what determines the price of an air bnb. doubt it would be cheaper to air bnb hong kong than a budget hotel or hostel

Aaron Nguyen
Aaron Nguyen

yeah it's very good, much cheaper than hotels
just be sure to get a place that you can get to and from easily

Hudson Clark
Hudson Clark

i drive this train in train simulator

Andrew Taylor
Andrew Taylor

i need info on black girls with brit accents in the fagK

Ian Diaz
Ian Diaz

what am i going to do with my sunday?

weather is crap so cant do anything outdoorsy and toil at first light so cant get smashed

Colton Allen
Colton Allen

Toil is dragging fellas what should I read to pass the time? Something relatively short that I could finish in a day please gentleman.

Brayden Gutierrez
Brayden Gutierrez

Ah yes, Sunday.
Or as I've taken to calling it, Day Before Toilsday

Camden Harris
Camden Harris

the virgin kiss

Josiah Hughes
Josiah Hughes

With the celebrity witch hunt going around you could just make false allegations and not have to prove it. We could destroy Hollywood.

Dominic Roberts
Dominic Roberts

you likely won't save much if you're just 1-2 people

Charles Jones
Charles Jones

what does vaginal discharge consist of?

Juan Bailey
Juan Bailey

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Carson Morris
Carson Morris

been on a week long respite from the neo-mines

nary a molecule in my body wants to return

Ryder Hall
Ryder Hall

um i got raped by harry potter x

Cooper Parker
Cooper Parker

bit too expensive for me at the moment
class 390 fits the bill in the meantime

alright well it's me and a friend so I'll compare the prices of both and see what I can come up with

Kayden Jackson
Kayden Jackson

i don't know actually

Jeremiah Reyes
Jeremiah Reyes

Ye

What gave me away haha

Joshua Morales
Joshua Morales

wish I was a jew and did economics and law or something and didn't even have to look for a job, my dad's mate would just give me a job in his law firm

Lincoln Hall
Lincoln Hall

APPARENTLY its piss but none of the waste products of piss

Ryan Phillips
Ryan Phillips

Meditations by Marcus Aurelius

Eli Peterson
Eli Peterson

Ed Belzer, a professor at Dalhousie University found varying amounts of acid phosphotase in female ejaculate. It was previously believed that only males produced this chemical in theprostate gland.
Studies have also revealed consistent results showing reduced concentrations of urea and creatinine in female ejaculate, urines primary components.
Though it is not entirely clear what female ejaculate is made up of, researchers have concluded that it is not purely urine, and that it is not the odourless secretion of the Bartholin gland that helps lubricate the vaginal tract, but a combination of urine, acid phosphotase and other inconsistent chemicals.
These studies have also shown the existence of a prostate-like gland within females, previously thought to be non-existent.

https://www.quora.com/What-is-female-ejaculate-composed-of-and-what-does-female-ejaculation-do-to-the-body

Michael Williams
Michael Williams

Just joined a gentleman over at r/books to discuss literature

Christian Reyes
Christian Reyes

the clifton suspension bridge near Bristol

Anthony Cox
Anthony Cox

good luck to you then
make sure you have /brit/ open on your phone so you can update us as soon as you do it

Adam Price
Adam Price

no?

Ian Rodriguez
Ian Rodriguez

Well good evening

warm out, Australian weather

Hudson Russell
Hudson Russell

that's the squirt

Benjamin Wood
Benjamin Wood

yes t. 5'8

Easton Jones
Easton Jones

You people are bizarre.

Liam Baker
Liam Baker

Isambard Kingdom Brunel is such a good name

Henry Clark
Henry Clark

he's not talking about squirt:

What is it?
Female ejaculation is the expulsion of fluid in a noticeable amount from the urethra of women during orgasm. It is estimated that between ten percent and forty percent of women are able to ejaculate.
What does it look like?
Female ejaculate can differ in appearance, texture and quantity. It can range from being a clear to a milky liquid, or from feeling watery to feeling sticky. Amounts can range from a teaspoon, to (in some extreme cases) a cup full.

Jeremiah Murphy
Jeremiah Murphy

says the guy with a trip

Bentley Lopez
Bentley Lopez

bristol city centre

Noah Stewart
Noah Stewart

if I picked a lower degree like geology I could've gone to a top uni because of the lower requirements.. hmm

Alexander White
Alexander White

No they're talking about clunge.

Elijah Baker
Elijah Baker

more like Pentol Penty Pentre

Joshua Carter
Joshua Carter

Female ejaculation is the expulsion of fluid in a noticeable amount from the urethra of women during orgasm

that's the squirt

Evan Reed
Evan Reed

Islamabad Kingdom brunei

Zachary Wood
Zachary Wood

I take that back I'm not sure what the hell hes talking about but the article says ejaculate so I assume he's referring to them cumming

John Gray
John Gray

live there

Isaac Green
Isaac Green

It's plasma.

Josiah Moore
Josiah Moore

Weather girls are always in demand as well

Jason Morales
Jason Morales

/unfuckmyshitup2018/ regimen:

1. do a sequences of stretches daily
2. brush, tongue scrape and floss
3. shower, comb hair and afterwards apply coconut oil to the feet, hands, elbows, knees, nasal passages and lips.
4. prepare lunch and breakfast together
5. eat a breakfast of a fruit, some dairy and a wholegrain like oats that will sustain you for most of the aday
6. walk/cycle to toil
7. have a simple lunch just meant to hit up vitamins/fats/minerals you might be missing in the rest of your meals: eg i eat seeds because i don't get much vitamin E and Omega 6, or alternatively on some days i eat fish because i don't get much else vitamin D etc.
8. at toil listen to audiobooks, clinical psychologist lectures/podcasts, university lectures, other easy to follow laymen talks/podcasts on complex topics eg Royal Scientific Society talks or in our time.
9. make sure to eat lunch with colleagues at toil to fulfil need to speak to another human being
10. take a walk around the office every so often, maybe to make green tea.
11. after toil make sure to eat something with a portion of protein (white meats and non-mercurial fish are preferable), a good carb like rice and enough vegetables to get your vitamin percentages (weigh food) (listen to podcasts/do language learning/do music training during this time)
12. after you've finished eating, sit down in your room and close your eyes and just concentrate on your breathing and bring your wandering mind back to breathing - maybe use beads or something as a way of not having to worry about how long you're doing it for.
13. then a set of maths questions or a chapter of an academic textbook
14. then a bit of language learning or a chapter of a different book (could still be academic)
15. once the normoids have started fucking off from the gym go there;
15a. first run as far you can with a decent speed,
15b. then do a bunch of mobility to stretches
15c. then do a bunch of compound lifts with a few accessory lifts

to be continued.

Daniel Nguyen
Daniel Nguyen

I'm not racist but when I first heard the Prince Harry/Megan Markle news I did wonder why someone would want to adulterate their genes like that. Then I thought it's their business, they're in love, and if she wants to marry a ginger, so be it.

Liam Long
Liam Long

well search and find out what their "nut" is made out of then

pls ty

Michael Wood
Michael Wood

9
NEVER

Jace Wood
Jace Wood

the ol dvd collection is coming along depressingly

watch should I watch lads

Jack Butler
Jack Butler

based

any jobs going

Owen Miller
Owen Miller

I'll attACK any blACK with a BAttle AXE

Juan Cox
Juan Cox

why coconut oil on hands/feet/elbows?

Brandon Brown
Brandon Brown

/unfuckmyshitup2018/ regimen continued

15d. shower, apply coconut oil to the mentioned places, brush, scrape, floss
16. round off the day with a bunch of written summaries: log your gym progress, log what you ate in cron, log your good actions-taken in the day and log some bad actions with suggested means of improvement. and finally log one negative thought that got you feeling bad and write a few retorts to it.
17. get 7.5-8 hours of sleep (use earplugs, use greynoise)

additional: to defeat toil you need to switch the narrative over. if toil in itself is tolerable than view it as a succession of professional and social opportunities. a way of bolstering your CV and a way of meeting interesting and useful people.

if toil is intolerable spend time outside of toil looking for an alternative means of toil.

Dominic Nelson
Dominic Nelson

Bloody hell that's a lot of film

Kayden Clark
Kayden Clark

Good taste

Into The Wild
I Daniel Blake

Noah Baker
Noah Baker

its funny how lefties like the royal family when they're miscegenating

Nathaniel Bailey
Nathaniel Bailey

Jacob's Ladder

Jace Davis
Jace Davis

Cmere and suck this big ol dick instead

Ayden Lee
Ayden Lee

looking forward to this evening so i can toilpost

Eli Ward
Eli Ward

in our time
Good lad
Might invest in an unfuck-my-shit regime

Michael White
Michael White

lads do any of you have that video about that qt muslim lady talking about how a wife should be obsessed to her husband? cant find it haha

William Rodriguez
William Rodriguez

https://twitter.com/JamesCageWhite/status/952486132473675776

Dylan Nelson
Dylan Nelson

hands (particularly beneath finger nails), feet and elbows/knees tend to get dry, so its good to moisturise.

i'm a bit afraid of most skin creams since they contain petroleum or alcohol which seems a bit weird.

Kayden Flores
Kayden Flores

I pay for my entertainment media

Wyatt Kelly
Wyatt Kelly

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginal_discharge

i think this is what you're thinking of

the ex gf once did a massive one of these, had the appearance and consistency of a handful of nivea cream

Eli Perry
Eli Perry

I'm starting to think women cant even get their nut off no one has an answer as to what the shit is and its nowhere to be found online. wtf

Xavier Young
Xavier Young

honestly thought I'd watched thousands of films in my life but after using Imdb for a number of year it turns out I've only watched about 600

John Martin
John Martin

I've watched 5 or 6 myself. Bit of a film buff :)

Christopher Gutierrez
Christopher Gutierrez

lmao casual

Jeremiah Torres
Jeremiah Torres

You realise users here (mainly non-UK flags) have been spamming the word "haitian" here for years, waste an incredible amount of time here and shamelessly stalk other posters here? These things are very bizarre.

Robert Green
Robert Green

4chan discussing female anatomy
man shut the fuck up or you'll end up on /r/4chan.

Alexander Gutierrez
Alexander Gutierrez

Never seen that Dan Blake bollocks. It was described to me about a bloke who loses his job and moans a lot and then meets a girl who moans a lot. Not sure what the point is really. It seems to be really popular with weird corbynites on twitter, but they're all cunts.

Brayden Ward
Brayden Ward

thanks ill read into this. its not ejaculate but may very well be what i was referring to

Owen Taylor
Owen Taylor

hello tory cunt

hello nonce

Brandon Campbell
Brandon Campbell

the benefit system is pretty shit to be honest.

there is a lot of meaningless and cynical bureaucracy which is intended to just throw people onto the streets rather than actually find them suitable employment.

Xavier Miller
Xavier Miller

whos that

Nathan Peterson
Nathan Peterson

business idea: not going to work tomorrow

Adam Carter
Adam Carter

Haitianposting has driven him mad

Bentley Peterson
Bentley Peterson

my gf is so sexy but I'm do depressed to fuck her

Liam Stewart
Liam Stewart

CLIFTON
SUSPENSION
QUIZ

Liam Young
Liam Young

µ

Matthew Martinez
Matthew Martinez

applied for a job at a call centre

Grayson Campbell
Grayson Campbell

I wouldn't be able to tell you how many movies I've watched, may as well ask how many books I've read

Would estimate 900 if I had to

Chase Ward
Chase Ward

reckon i've got the biggest willy in this thread

Thomas Ward
Thomas Ward

Alri socialist cunt?

Hudson Phillips
Hudson Phillips

This time next year you'll be team leader Deano!

Colton Thomas
Colton Thomas

Look up the word haitian in spanish in the archives, it's a freakshow... you are the ones who have gone mad... i actually find it amusing

Adam Turner
Adam Turner

you've got me beat

Michael Phillips
Michael Phillips

woah....................

Jordan Walker
Jordan Walker

*nicks it*
no you don't

Hudson Rivera
Hudson Rivera

thought shithole was a british word

Bentley Lee
Bentley Lee

My condolences (unironically)

Carson Martin
Carson Martin

yeh loads

Sebastian Howard
Sebastian Howard

go on then give us a figure of sorts
a rough number in inches OR centimetres

Jaxson Flores
Jaxson Flores

hate train autists
fuck off

Camden Flores
Camden Flores

this article says nothing about discharge during female ejaculation. please respon

Ryder Perry
Ryder Perry

might as well develop a drinking habit now senpai

Thomas Price
Thomas Price

HAITIANUS is here

Evan Lee
Evan Lee

2018
UK still hasn't electrified

Hudson Johnson
Hudson Johnson

24cm x

Dylan Jackson
Dylan Jackson

the german ICEs are based

Jayden White
Jayden White

Why not improve your skills while at work so you can find a new job?

I've had loads of different jobs, in comms, project management, legal compliance, IT. The trick is to take up all the training your employer gives you and never stop learning.

Levi Kelly
Levi Kelly

COR
we still use steam trains for some services

Ayden Watson
Ayden Watson

love train autists
fuck on

Jonathan Reed
Jonathan Reed

any collective of individualists man in

Ryder Wright
Ryder Wright

You're bizarre. Amusing, but... yeah

Landon Butler
Landon Butler

no!! you dont get to be a normoid and an abnormie at the same time. its not fair

Juan Lopez
Juan Lopez

NEED a £5mil house

Robert Harris
Robert Harris

girl matches with me
she says "hi" as her opener
honestly fuck women

Samuel Collins
Samuel Collins

China

Austin Perez
Austin Perez

better make sure im not in an absolute state for the delivery deivery haha

Tyler Stewart
Tyler Stewart

suppose it's because the trains are a bit shit in Ireland

Nolan Garcia
Nolan Garcia

THEEEEERE SHEEEE GOOOOOES

Ethan Ward
Ethan Ward

where in the world does that cost £5m?

Aaron Green
Aaron Green

aaaaaajaj el ANO

Nicholas Collins
Nicholas Collins

training
ah yes the naive concept that anyone can be trained to do anything

David Hernandez
David Hernandez

That looks like a £1m house at best
£5m would get you 10x more in north america

Joseph Scott
Joseph Scott

Need a pizza, go make me one

Charles Murphy
Charles Murphy

whom???
I don't recall this )))))))

Dylan Lewis
Dylan Lewis

any strongly worded letter man in

Leo Morgan
Leo Morgan

you're right, better make excuses for myself instead

Angel Allen
Angel Allen

oxfordshire of course. comes with a bit of land too.

Henry Sanders
Henry Sanders

Should I pay much attention to uni rankings?

Jason Collins
Jason Collins

you're not allowed to see it

Christian Moore
Christian Moore

its something that amuses children not grown men you saddo

Isaac Ross
Isaac Ross

government wiped your mind

Nolan Bell
Nolan Bell

Wow, you sound so sophisticated

Levi Ortiz
Levi Ortiz

I think i found it. supposedly its the stuff that helps sperm to swim

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostate-specific_antigen

Sebastian James
Sebastian James

yes
don't go to anything that isn't in the top 20 internationally

Landon Miller
Landon Miller

Their own fault if they can't. I'm not here to carry you. How does an untrainable person deserve a new job any more than an ugly person deserve a gf?

Luis Smith
Luis Smith

Nobody in this thread has a 24cm cock

Jose Reyes
Jose Reyes

pardon????

if you say so mate

Daniel Butler
Daniel Butler

the haitiANO is here...

Thomas Gray
Thomas Gray

for course.

not the overal thing though

Hudson Bennett
Hudson Bennett

piss off normie brainiac

Carson Harris
Carson Harris

yeah but some of us have a 27cm cock

Cooper Lopez
Cooper Lopez

They always do this shit

Adrian Hughes
Adrian Hughes

its just the impression i got during my 3 month long stint on benefits.

you're talking as though people on benefits are turning down job offers.

when i was on benefits (for 2.5months after my masters degree) i didn't get any job offers neither from grad jobs (which take a while anyway) nor from retail/callrunt jobs. that didn't stop the JobCentre with threatening me with mandatory workfair (work for your benefits), telling me to lie on my CV, making me come in daily for 5 minutes at random times every week day just to sign a register and then go back home (you'd lose your benefit if you didn't come and if you came late twice in 14 weeks you'd lose your benefits)

they also were upset that i was putting more effort into applying for grad jobs (cover letters, online assessments, editting CV, researching companies, refreshing my education by revising).

Eventually i did get a job, but you're making the false assumption that i was voluntarily unemployed for those 2.5 months.

David Diaz
David Diaz

Do you have proof that there is a "haitian" here

Thomas Adams
Thomas Adams

sick of this chink get him to fuck

Oliver Ross
Oliver Ross

Wtf should she say then?

Ethan Ramirez
Ethan Ramirez

Presidump Toilet Turd

William Young
William Young

depends what you're studying i suppose. most employers dont give a shit as long as you've got your 2:1, have some work experience and aren't a wanker.
i regularly interview people and i barely even register the uni they went too. just go straight to the experience and then who they are as a person.

Alexander Walker
Alexander Walker

oh I'm not talking about myself
I'm talking about the retards who get into middle management positions without any actual ability, just because they've done some dumb courses
it's why this country's so inefficient and broken, you've got retards all over the place because HR and co. seemingly think that you can "train" a mong to do their job properly

dumb people should stick to grunt jobs

Aaron King
Aaron King

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wenzhou_train_collision

It was largely covered up by the government.

Daniel Green
Daniel Green

nah don't think so

most women don't have prostates

Christopher Thompson
Christopher Thompson

I'm from leftypol and I say kill em all!!!!!!

Ian Walker
Ian Walker

m
fuck off

Jeremiah Ortiz
Jeremiah Ortiz

LOOOOL
RONNIE GLOFLRP BTFO
How will Trumpweenies EVER recover from this devestating blow
I predict he'll resign from pure embarrassment within hours and then we can lock him up forever

Blake Stewart
Blake Stewart

Can someone actually prove that there is a "haitian" on /brit/ or are these "people" just nutjobs?

Charles Watson
Charles Watson

Applied for a job in the job centre to hire people for the job centre

Levi Thompson
Levi Thompson

can't open this

Jayden Cox
Jayden Cox

can I do a year abroad uni if my parents aren't billionaires

Levi Martin
Levi Martin

quiet subhuman

Jason Hernandez
Jason Hernandez

sure

Adam Ross
Adam Ross

Applied for a gf at the gf center. Have not heard back yet.

Jeremiah Wright
Jeremiah Wright

Yes, EU gave me £4000 to do my year abroad.

fun as fuck

Colton King
Colton King

what is the female of equivalent of sperm? the stuff that liquefies semen in the seminal coagulum and allows sperm to swim freely:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostate-specific_antigen

read the wiki lad

Asher Robinson
Asher Robinson

idk

i have to make the effort to try and be interesting so they should too

Jacob Brooks
Jacob Brooks

how's it work then? all out of the loan?

Isaac Brown
Isaac Brown

had a lovely wank to tay tays feet just there

Kayden Roberts
Kayden Roberts

https://youtu.be/qeUM1WDoOGY
because in my bag it know the food

Michael Price
Michael Price

yeah but that comes from men not from women

Jose Peterson
Jose Peterson

that noise that darth vader makes is him breathing? if so how does he speak while breathing

Xavier Ward
Xavier Ward

yeah
parents are FAR from billionaires and Are Liz' Government gave me extra bennies for going abroad, even though it's cheaper to live here than the UK
try to get a scholarship because it will make life easier

Isaiah Thompson
Isaiah Thompson

erasmus means that uni only costs the same as it does at home wherever you go in the EU

Nathan Gomez
Nathan Gomez

Skene's gland, also known as the paraurethral gland, found in females, is homologous to the prostate gland in males. However, anatomically, the uterus is in the same position as the prostate gland.

Adrian Hughes
Adrian Hughes

the job centre would be better if they actually got people employed
instead they just waste your time with dumb and unhelpful bullshit
ultimately it all just ends up being a distraction from actually getting a job

Leo Watson
Leo Watson

Toil today

Colton Reyes
Colton Reyes

his suit breaths for him

James Evans
James Evans

Fair enough, lad.

Luis Price
Luis Price

Before me and my gf got together I used to wank over her pictures. Now we’re getting married all I can think about is fucking the hot girl in work and wank over hot models on instagram

Jacob Morales
Jacob Morales

he just makes that noise to annoy people at work and nobody can say anything to him because he's disabled and could tell HR, what a cunt

Sebastian Gomez
Sebastian Gomez

where you work?

Jonathan Wright
Jonathan Wright

be me
be unemployed after masters degree in economics at a top ranking uni
go job centre
'oh you have a masters degree in economics, well that requires computers right? why don't you do this work-for-your-benefit work as an administrator at a tax office'

Christopher Phillips
Christopher Phillips

Marks & Spencer

Adrian Fisher
Adrian Fisher

tills?

Nicholas Rogers
Nicholas Rogers

It's exactly that. i had an interview for a research job in a university 2 hours away from where i live.

i told them that this coincided with my sign-in day and that i'd prefer if i had the whole day clear to study for it, rather than spending 40 minutes coming to and from the job centre and if i could sign in the next day.

they said no.

Mason Price
Mason Price

friend of mine with an archeology degree was told to do a landscaping job placement

Michael Gomez
Michael Gomez

Condolences

Brayden Young
Brayden Young

super sized sodas
whoa...

Ian Adams
Ian Adams

I was unemployed for several months once (have a degree, etc) and I had savings enough to live but I signed on anyway because I assumed the dole is supposed to be a safety net for people exactly like me. Nope. It's a shithole den full of GENUINE retarded specimens and all the staff treat you like shit. Once my job "adviser" or whatever they're called told me I should apply for a call centre job (I have a degree and experience and was going for jobs in my fucking field) I just left and never came back lol

lived off my savings for a few more weeks and then eventually got a new, proper job. What a grim place the "job" "centre" is.

Levi Price
Levi Price

did you get the job?

Matthew Ramirez
Matthew Ramirez

Mostly tills. Either that or making sure the displays are tidy/merchandise are put out
Cheers lad. Shall be toiling for four hours today.

Ethan Torres
Ethan Torres

Haitian revolution happened because of the French revolution, so it was basically just monkeys imitating men

Those kneegrows weren't cool at all, the French were the ones who were cool, kneegrows were just copycats

Levi Smith
Levi Smith

wish i played team sports and was good at them

Carson Cook
Carson Cook

delivery guy just drove straight past me the lost cunt hahaha

Jaxson Thompson
Jaxson Thompson

There were white people literally defending the chimpouts at H&M here.

Hunter Sanchez
Hunter Sanchez

literally how is donald trump the actual president of the united states

if you'd time travelled to 10 years ago and told me that my head would have fucking exploded

Nathaniel Jenkins
Nathaniel Jenkins

some runt who worked for some job-centre affiliated thing told me to just lie on my cv about my education and told me to instead just say i was looking after a disabled family member for 4 years.

i made a complaint about him and saying that basically he, as a government contractor, was advising me to take actions that would make me liable to legal consequences from fraud.

the quango said 'they talked to him' but the cunt didn't lose his job from what i can tell.

Brody Moore
Brody Moore

well no wonder.

getting a job has to come off your own back

Joshua Cruz
Joshua Cruz

i wish i had done that so you'd be dead right now

Ayden Barnes
Ayden Barnes

not just going on the sick and having the free time to apply for the jobs you want instead of being at the beck and call of the job centre

Isaac Butler
Isaac Butler

you're literally doing it wrong if you expect the job centre to find you a job.

Noah Young
Noah Young

yeah smacked the interview.

didn't like the actual job that much though because it was unexpectedly incredibly stressful so i changed jobs after a year.

Thomas Ramirez
Thomas Ramirez

wish i played team sports and got to see lads in the showers

Aiden Allen
Aiden Allen

Would rather starve than join the crowd of real life mongs standing outside the job centre at 8.58am on a Thursday morning waiting for it to open

Blake Brooks
Blake Brooks

Literally lived off my student loans I saved up after graduating uni 2bh because fuck the jobby centre

Joseph Foster
Joseph Foster

48/2(9+3) =

David Barnes
David Barnes

67

Asher Stewart
Asher Stewart

I used to play a team sport called footy

Cameron Miller
Cameron Miller

working part time at the because i cant claim benes. need more hours desi

Christian Miller
Christian Miller

period just started

Nathaniel Lopez
Nathaniel Lopez

you're also doing it wrong if you expect the job centre to not hinder your search for a job.

they'd rather see you doing door to door sales, than preparing for ACs or having to present information on your CV that is more complex than spelling your name right or listing that you like football, cooking and having fun with your mates.

in fact the runts who work there despise people with education.

Lucas Rogers
Lucas Rogers

full stop just started

Cameron Lewis
Cameron Lewis

wish I could laugh about the ridiculousness of brexit like I laugh about it for trump

Christian Ross
Christian Ross

period of depression?

Camden Nguyen
Camden Nguyen

any Sterling man in

Isaac Richardson
Isaac Richardson

exactly, that's why the retardation of the job centre is entirely unnecessary in their current state

they should just be handing out money to people regardless, those who actually want jobs will go and get them
and for those who choose not to work, they should be given just enough money to make do, and if they want more money they can get a job

Joseph Bell
Joseph Bell

vile rodent

Nathaniel Richardson
Nathaniel Richardson

Just sniffed a baby head and it is fucking awesome

Logan Morales
Logan Morales

in denmark you have specialised job centres for your level of education or field

the people there know about your area and industry and can normally help you find work and contacts

also the monthly dole payout is about £1800

Colton Wood
Colton Wood

good philosophy you must be a rad cen man

Benjamin Cox
Benjamin Cox

saving pics of ugly niggers
Alri

Isaac Bennett
Isaac Bennett

nonce

Cooper Sanders
Cooper Sanders

t. united cuckstomer

el haitiANO

Josiah Phillips
Josiah Phillips

Come sniff my baby head I haven’t washed it in weeks and it’s got dried up cum flaking off it come have a sniff you spacky mongrel mutt

Adrian Reyes
Adrian Reyes

Ur just mad u dont know anyone who sells baby heads

Jose Ortiz
Jose Ortiz

here it is like £232 and the only advice they give to educated people is that they probably won't get a job pertaining to their education (which is a pretty disheartening thing to say to someone fresh out of a degree).

Hudson Jackson
Hudson Jackson

i'm a wanker

Joshua Ward
Joshua Ward

fuck off daneanon

Carter Fisher
Carter Fisher

just called social services on you

Brandon Harris
Brandon Harris

t. niggerlover

Kevin Moore
Kevin Moore

Got a crush on a girl and apparently she has one on me too. Doesn't matter anyway because I will inevitably ruin this somehow.

Blake Lopez
Blake Lopez

people who don't want to work should starve like dogs on the street

Brayden Gonzalez
Brayden Gonzalez

t. niggerlover

Wyatt Hall
Wyatt Hall

I’m clearly talking about my COCK

It smells fucking rancid my mum keeps moaning about the smell filling up the house.

Zachary Cruz
Zachary Cruz

ah right yes more beggars filling the streets
perfect idea

Ethan Jackson
Ethan Jackson

ask her to come bowling with you.

she'll probably pretend she's not very good at bowling which will be a cue for you to show how its done by coaching her (and physically touching her).

also make eye contact alot and don't talk too much about yourself just ask her questions and let her babble.

Joseph King
Joseph King

See the true dregs of society in the job centre. Genuine, actual, proper, grown-up retarded mongs without hope or direction. People who can barely read. People who cannot operate a computer. People who have spent several decades of their lives apparently just staring into space. Baffling how you can sink that low and still exist in an apparently first-world country.

Jack Perry
Jack Perry

Doesn't matter anyway because I will inevitably ruin this somehow.
at the very least wait for her to make the move

Wyatt Jenkins
Wyatt Jenkins

getting rid of polytechnics was the worst thing this country ever did for young people

Now we have a bunch of runts running around with degrees in sports science unable to get jobs and a shortage of labourers, plumbers and electricians etc

Hudson Reed
Hudson Reed

Britain is rightful danish clay

Henry Wright
Henry Wright

Lol this is exactly what happened to me.

Anthony Rivera
Anthony Rivera

they never got rid of polytechnics though just changed the name

Nathaniel Bennett
Nathaniel Bennett

tell you what englands gone to the dogs

Michael Johnson
Michael Johnson

haha i remember this one guy there was saying he wanted the job centre to pay for his driving license/lessons, because the only experience he has is stealing cars so at least he'd be well suited at driving jobs

Ian Lee
Ian Lee

If you hate me you are a niggerlover

Aaron Ward
Aaron Ward

I was signed on for a year because I couldn't be arsed working. I have a masters so they mostly left me alone, assuming that I actually wanted a job. Though on one occasion my adviser told me to apply for an apprenticeship, I told him you can't do an apprenticeship if you have a degree and he didn't believe me and had to ring someone to confirm that. The plebs working there are almost as dumb as the retards walking in.

Jayden Bailey
Jayden Bailey

isn't the problem that back in the day a poly degree was different to a uni degree and there's no distinction now?

Zachary Flores
Zachary Flores

https://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-yu-yeong-ju-cbs-cheonnam-stations-announcer-s-nipple-bg4vn2g/answers/new.html

Brody Lewis
Brody Lewis

hmm sounds so sensible and obvious, wonder why it isn't like that here, almost as if this place is run by mongs or something SICK OF IT

Easton Carter
Easton Carter

it still is different though

a degree from UWE is not equivalent to a degree from London-Upon-Avon Uni

Brody Kelly
Brody Kelly

Ordinary people have to use the job centre. Educated people use it. If you live in a densely populated area as well as outsourcing, you have hundreds of people applying for one job.

Michael Howard
Michael Howard

Got about £3k out of the job centre without applying for a single job

Ryan Jackson
Ryan Jackson

what they told you this or you didn't get a job.

i got 3 job offers pertaining precisely to my education. i also know the reason they try to dishearten you is because they know its quicker to get a non-education job like a call centre job than having to go through online assessments, ACs and write long complicated cover letters - so from their point of view they just want you to get off bennies take up a job in a supermarket and you can sort out your career on your own time.

which is as i said pretty cynical of them.

Gabriel Sanders
Gabriel Sanders

well hopefully lots of them will die

Jaxson Adams
Jaxson Adams

were you cripplingly depressed or something
How much trouble did you have getting back into your masters field (assuming you did) after a YEAR of nothing?

Dylan Price
Dylan Price

I'm a noob. Which of these three has better performance?

Joseph Cooper
Joseph Cooper

edgy

Carter Ross
Carter Ross

CHOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCr92sSUDGE

Nolan Brown
Nolan Brown

I seem like a white supremacist/pro-white and this makes shitskins and niggerlovers on Sup Forums hate me

Aaron Richardson
Aaron Richardson

Not looking forward to going back to toil in the morning

Owen Ross
Owen Ross

the second one
what do you want it for?

Aiden Foster
Aiden Foster

theyre all absolute pieces of trash but the middle one has the best specs of the lot

Jason Reyes
Jason Reyes

the workers there are literally just people who were at some point signing on.

they hated me for having a masters though, and even though i was demonstrably applying for 4-5 jobs a day + only applying for runt jobs on a friday as agreed, and showing them evidence of interviews, AC invitations and so on, they still were desperate to try to make my life a nightmare at every turn and constantly trying to push me into work-for-benefit jobs including door-to-door charity shit, some weird office jobs that weren't really jobs (photocopy boy), one at poundland.

Wyatt Davis
Wyatt Davis

sheed

Samuel Lewis
Samuel Lewis

well hopefully lots of them will die

John Perez
John Perez

so from their point of view they just want you to get off bennies take up a job in a supermarket and you can sort out your career on your own time.

Why shouldn't they do just this?
They're meant to be a safety net right, they're not going to hand everything on a plate to you

Xavier Moore
Xavier Moore

ooh built-in wifi, snazzy

Logan Smith
Logan Smith

what if you told them to fuck off? i mean you fulfilled all requirements on paper didn't you?

Carter Long
Carter Long

Nothing wrong with working at Poundland. Honest, respectable work

Jordan Perry
Jordan Perry

Got job centre tomorrow and an interview after it. My arsehole is gonna be sore

Aaron Cruz
Aaron Cruz

What's your head circumference

Joseph Harris
Joseph Harris

migrate at 310
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Isaac Hernandez
Isaac Hernandez

I respect people who work in those cheapo shops because they have to deal with the dregs of society every day and loads of shoplifters

Hudson Sanchez
Hudson Sanchez

you'd get your money docked or even cancelled for not fulfilling "your end of the deal" which is to take any and all job offers humanly available to you at the fastest speed possible, no matter how shit or irrelevent or bizarre the job

Nathaniel King
Nathaniel King

yeah but you only get £1 an hour if I'm interpreting the name correctly

Austin Perez
Austin Perez

Just basic computing with good graphics that I can play some football manager on

what do they mean by that?

Jacob Jenkins
Jacob Jenkins

people should be doing jobs appropriate to their qualifications and desires

Justin Barnes
Justin Barnes

tickled or darjeeling
also lad stop wasting ur money on these

Sebastian Richardson
Sebastian Richardson

because the means of achieving this are corrupted.

making you come in daily for meaningless tasks
making you come to sessions on things like basic grammar or how to dress for an interview
trying to shove you off into 'workfare' (unpaid work)
disheartenign you and telling you tell lies on your cv

i agreed that i should also apply for regular jobs and told them the entire time i was open to taking regular jobs, however i also told them that, it is clear not only to myself but also to regular job employees that someone who has just come out of a masters degree is probably going to be flakier than somoen who has been working since they were 16 and that i should not be penalised for the fact that a lot of regular jobs aren't interested in me over the other people in the job centre and that to end my unemployment it would still be fruitful to put a lot of effort into finding a job in my own field.

Nolan Brown
Nolan Brown

God damn people on /brit/ are edgy as fuck

heh can't find work? Well then you can just DIE, heh nuttin personnel kiddo

Brandon Reed
Brandon Reed

Right but why should be up to the social safety net to sort that out?
Yeah they'll get you on your feet and making some money asap, but surely you can take the incentive to get into a job suited to your qualifications, like literally every other adult in the country?

Becuase they have to work at the lowest common denominator, like said

Literal runts who can barely dress themselves

did a masters
Can't get a job

That's all on you buddy

Dylan Price
Dylan Price

the pavillion

Nicholas Davis
Nicholas Davis

just means you dont need a wifi dongle

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