/tpg/ Twin Peaks General

Mods Start Banning Off-Topic Posters Please Edition

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Let's keep out the politicalposting and rev up the CUTE!

great edition

Audrey a qt

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the wait for the next episode is BRUTAL

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YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

is this goodbye?

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>post yfw coop ain't never comin back

Was this the dream he wanted to tell Gordon about in FWWM?

M O N T E N E G R O

>spitting image of Laura
>goes as Log-Lady

Whyyy

agoraphobia isn't really autism

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Why does this season remind me of True Detective season 2 so much?

Spoiler: Twin Peaks season 3 is way better

she cosplays as laura only for her husband

she knows it brings your pain and sorrow and she feeds off it.

ofc

>this will never be your family

For the same reason as the guy chose to go as Anthony Sinclair.

S O M E

solution for you

distinct lack of reference points maybe?

>S O M E
body once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead.

>forcing your kid to go out for Halloween as a character from your archaic tv show when they want to go as something they pick

good, no one wants to be "that family"

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Nadine lacks eye patch commitment. Off to foster care you go.

she should have been Laura...

oh lord

Rhonda best girl

watch this
is scary
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if Leland fucked Theresa because she resembled Laura, how come he didn't fuck Maddy?

Is that Hillary Clinton?

The autist asked nicely to not make political posts, be nice and abide.

>Leland

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>if Leland fucked Theresa because she resembled Laura
wait, I'm pretty sure that originally had nothing to do with Laura
>how come he didn't fuck Maddy?
and how exactly do you know he didn't?

you mean Bob

I imagine if he did, she would have told someone. Unless you mean he fucked her dead body

Possessed Leland, you know what I mean

So the secret history implies the natives had the ring hundreds of years ago. Could there multiple rings or totems made out of this material that act as a gateway or magic shield of some sort? Do we even know specifically what the ring does?

yeah i did

SHERYL LEE FOOT ARCHES

Because it's shot on maximum pleb digital video (((Alexa))) system

When season 3 is finished and this general inevitably dies, the little bedwetters in this very thread will think back to when they snuffed out even slightly off-topic discussion and feel a sense of pride that they once had some semblance of power.

This thread is dedicated to them!

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Real talk

Why was Annie necessary in the plot? Its been ages since I watched season 2.

Clearly Lynch intended for coop and Audrey to hook up, but then decided against it and had to create new characters for them to hook up with instead

Why didn't he just do coop/Audrey?

Leland fucked Theresa because she was a hot young piece of ass in Flesh World renting her ass and spreading for cash & gifts

Poor kids, being forced to cosplay a trashy soap opera they've certainly never watched.

we have been over this a bunch. coop as dating donna in real life. She was being a cunt about it

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>being gay is worse than being a neo-nazi
yeah, haha okay buddy

Laura Flynn Boyle had more power over the show than Frost and Lynch put together. She was able to prevent this storyline with her incredible powers. Since Kuck MacKucklan was fucking her, she would not let him do kisses with any other female.

She's better looking than Laura desu

It is tbqh.

They didn't want Audrey to die and they didn't want an 18 year old hooking up with him

Make a tumblr so that you can prevent "off-topic discussion" or whatever it is you care about so much, being an SJW or whatever.

Trump won.

Can anyone post the tv/twin peaks episode guide? Im watching it with my boyfriend and I need to show him the image.

so i finally started with episode 8 and decided to skip the most after watching some gay looking hacks playing bad metal in the roadhouse. did i miss much?

Got a good laugh out of this after watching a Penderecki-Lynch nuclear bomb music video for a half-hour with no dialogue.

Jej

So she preferred him dating Heather Graham onscreen to Audrey?

Lynch shouldn't have put up with that shit

Does he not kiss Annie though? I've forgotten. And how did LFB have so much power over the show?

I can't wait until the bandwagoners actually become knowledgeable/grow up so these threads can be good.

Time travel
I'm not sure native Americans even wore rings and doubtful they would have made gold rings like that which is clearly European style including the specific colour of the gold (more silver and less copper than most South American gold I've seen)

>"You guys have been practicing the kissing scene for an hour now, whats going on?

So wait, is coop gonna be normal again? Since mirror-coop kinda "died" once.

you sound pretty triggered

No but when it gets to the black and white part you can skip all that

Fucking plebs REEEEEEEE

wait, what was happening in these generals that warranted people warning against off topic conversation?

ive rewatched the whole series like three times, I just cant find the staple Sup Forums image

He was dating Heather offscreen during that time anyway

Does anyone have a webm of Leland REEing out when they lock him in the interrogation room?

NIN is poop
and pol tier jewing

its a reddit guide now. Skipping anything is retarded

As predicted, you use that word unironically since you think it's how normal people talk. Off to tumblr to you, make a nice blog about cherry pie and covfefe.

It's literally the first 5 Google image results for Twin Peaks episode guide.

>not skipping everything but the log lady intros

i dont have fingers I cant google

you sound REALLY triggered

>SJW
>tumblr
>Trump won
keep going. I've almost won alt-right retard bingo.

Agreed. When I hear about people fast-forwarding through scenes that bore them in their weekly tv show binges just fucking stuns me. Just watch all your shit in fast-forward dude, and skip over stuff, and whatever, fuck it! Who cares!

What is the fucking point

>not skipping all that stupid dream garbage and every scene with Cringy Coop
>implying the first season is worth anything besides the pilot

Give me your girlfriend's contact information so that I can do sex to her and bring you the happiness you yearn for. Or just put it in the thread so that a knuckle-dragging nigger can do so. Yeah that would be preferable, you seem like the type that wants to fluff.

Put it on your tumblr so it will matter

now youve got my attention

you can skip NIN
only that

Frank Booth did nothing wrong

>me
>having a girlfriend

aw c'mon, you didn't even resort to "cuck". what's the matter, have you run out of alt-right buzzwords already?

>refusing to fuck paralysed people
what an ableist shitlord.

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Yes goy, buy le silly $30 plastic pirate costume from walgreens instead

godlike

they didn't knit everything by hand

>tfw you realise The Rez won't be in another episode this season

feels bad :(

So did Lynch rape his daughter or not?

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