The Cutest Twin Peaks Character Edition
Meanwhile:
/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General
Christian Morgan
Jaxon Lopez
CUTEREST
Elijah Gonzalez
>He hasn't seen the absolute kino that is episode 1 of David Lynch's On The Air
explain yourselves
youtube.com
Sebastian Sullivan
I want Laura to fingerfuck my earhole
Liam Butler
Is this based on the new season or the old season?
Jeremiah Green
No lewd
Josiah Scott
shelook like she spmile at my penis
Christian Stewart
THIS IS THE WATER
AND THIS IS THE WELL
Eli Roberts
On The Air is the bee's knees.
David King
Doiuge take nap
Christian Clark
Tammy nudes when
Nolan Cook
:c
Gabriel Stewart
OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF DAVID LYNCH
>Raped his own daughter when she was a just a toddler
>Murdered and raped Jack Nance in cold blood
>Leaves a mess after cooking quinoa
>Keeps Machen Amick as his personal sex slave
>Raped, tortured and abused Sherilyn Flenn and Sheryl Lee
>Thinks James has always been cool
>Kept Michael J. Anderson trapped in a cage in his L.A. home for two months, feeding him rotten meat and piss
>Encouraged Miguel Ferrer to smoke and then made fun of his throat cancer
>Loves Nine Inch Nails and Rammstein
>Personally dug up Don S. Davis' corpse, decapitated and raped it, just so he could use it for one scene
>Has provided his voice for several episodes of Family Guy
Isaac Brooks
...
Jayden Nelson
Email Lynch
Adam Thompson
...
Justin Green
This was the last time that they spoke as friends.
Nathan Reed
Don't forget how he mutilated Lara Flynn Boyle.
Brandon Ward
I wish she'd do porn
Julian Fisher
Will there be a scene of Diane and Janey-E arguing over who Cooper likes more?
Joshua Taylor
LArua befriend DOgie
Ethan Foster
Kek
Jacob Hughes
>Laura is barefeet
Is Lynch another footfag?
Jayden Taylor
>tfw no buddy cop-esque comedy about retarded Coop and Laura trying to get back to Twin Peaks
I hope that's what the leak was
Isaiah Ortiz
Look at their faces and Lynch's arms. You just know he's a sex offender.
Elijah Gray
how can one be a sex offender if all the women wanted it?
James Jones
Go to bed Michael.
Josiah Hill
>youtube.com
If this is not your jam,
Levi King
David Lynch could rape my grandmother and I still wouldn't be mad at him
Thomas Wood
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Charles Wood
Drugs and lots of 'em.
Cooper Thomas
I'm convinced Lynch requires all his actresses to sleep with him before he hires them
Caleb Adams
Only for the Dern's feet.
Brandon Williams
why did they get angelo back if every scene either has no music or a licensed song
Jose Brown
Yeah that must be why they keep working together for decades now
Lynch is such an evil sex offender she cant help coming back to his films
Noah Gomez
Lynch is a Laura Dern waifufag
Luis Bailey
That's been obvious for a long time.
Jaxson Butler
That feel when living in Rio and this place is exactly in one of Niterói beaches.
Charles Young
The tone of the show is dependent on the closest Coop
Normal Coop being around means the tone is a layer of light over a deep, dark pit
DoppleCoop being the closest means the tone will be very serious but with strokes of unnatural and spooky
DougieCoop means DOiuge get ipad
Noah Russell
You think they ever.....you know....
Jose Scott
women enhoy rape you casual
Lucas Walker
David Lynch had this story about a group he was travelling with in a car when the driver experienced some sort of fugue state. He began to talk really fast in a high-pitched voice and they eventually ran off the road.
His friend couldn't remember what happened and it was never mentioned again.
Parker Cox
I dunno
Benjamin Perez
why is he so goofy?
Carson Myers
Did a BOB and MIKE? Of course.
Aiden Diaz
Same reason why Leland was goofy after his hair turned white.
Jayden Lee
Did he rape Nance after murdering him?
Daniel James
...
Owen Thomas
Nathan Price
What's wrong with her face?
Camden Ward
I'd like to jet her lag if you get where I'm comin' from
Levi Barnes
before and after
Parker Martinez
Thats cute
It sucks Kyle decided to break up with Lynch after Twin peaks, he was definitely Lynches favorite actor and the counterpart to Laura Dern at the time
Hes done some utter shit but 25 years later hes back to being Lynches top guy
Sebastian Taylor
>born in Missoula
Lucas Ross
>was born in Missoula, Montana
Matthew Wood
He obviously loves playing dumb
Cameron Myers
It's not one feet away from my croth
Isaiah Wilson
doyGIE watch porn
Isaac Flores
Well. She's alive. Wrapped in plastic. Could be worse.
James Davis
Janey-E scold DOgeui
David Jackson
The big mystery is why he let her live?
Camden Stewart
I want to fuck chibi Sheryl
John Rogers
Dont forget
>shot and killed a croatian who was accused of leaking Twin Peaks episodes early
Adrian Wright
...
Christopher Taylor
What makes you think they broke up?
Connor Myers
I hope this scene happens before the last episode
Evan Reed
THE CUTEST
Josiah Stewart
wtff where is that from
Jacob White
This one is great too
Leo Price
The Good Wife
Stop enabling this meme
Landon Butler
What will he do after Twin Peaks?
Easton Gray
Kill again
Jose Harris
die
Leo Gray
A few shorts and commercials most likely
Kayden Walker
Hopefully he'll be able to stay on Showtime and will make something original and not related to something he's made before. He seems to still have a lot of ideas but not having them linked to an already existing property would keep people from complaining so much.
Isaiah King
have another kid bc why not
Gabriel Adams
Post yfwno new episode in two days
Jose Carter
Cute?
The answer depends on your personal opinion
Jose Hughes
P E A K C O R E
Anthony Mitchell
...
Logan Hill
lul wtf
story of that pic?
Grayson Hill
Absolute garmonbozia
Lincoln Jones
Lynch was campaigning for Dern to get an Oscar nom for her role in Inland Empire. He sat somewhere in Hollywood with a few large posters and a cow and people would come up to talk to him.
Nicholas Rivera
What he's always been doing: producing art on his current LA property and not giving a flying fuck if you care as long as you pay him.
Asher Cox
Its either retirement or season 4
If its the latter I hope he saved some ideas for that, because S3 feels like Lynch telling the story he always wanted to tell
We're not even halfway through and it feels like it could be his masterpiece
Cameron Miller
At least it gives good time to rewatch everything
Adam Myers
Just marathoned the first scene of Fire Walks With Me. Does it pick up or should I skip the film and watch the series instead?
Elijah Lewis
SAM STANLEY
David Turner
...
Jose Cox
Just stop watching all together
Samuel Allen
Marathon the rest of the film and post funny selfies while you do so.
Carson Reyes
>watching FWWM before the series
assuming you arent b8ing stop right fucking now you retard
Ryder Watson
I'm in love with Laura.
I wish I could've saved her.
Every night as I fall asleep I fantasize about hugging her and protecting her from Bob and keeping her happy.
She had such a hard and sad life.
Chase Torres
I'd give me my hard and sad penis, stick it right into her vaginal cavity until I ejaculate inside of it triggering deep womanly pleasure in her fucked up brain and then punch her in the nose and leave forever
Isaac Jackson
>What will he do after Twin Peaks?
Go back to being a carpenter which is what he typically does when he is not directing
Isaac Green
What was the best /tpg/ thread in /tpg/'s history?
Jonathan Campbell
...
Joshua Lewis
Do not lewd or rude
Nathaniel Gray
The Part 8 LYNCHING happening live
Josiah Gomez
>the music when the giant gives birth to the Laura orb
OH ANGELO