Crystal Maze Match Thread

Celebs again for some reason.
Literally whos and David Coulthard.

Channel 4 in 12 bings - tvcatchup.com/watch/channel4

I'm guessing no one watching this week? Last week wasn't that bad

Richard Ayoade has been alright as a presenter tbqh. I see it's another """"celebrity""""" special tonight, should get on to the public as soon as.

>Steve Jones
>Scarlett Moffat
>David Coulthard
>Joey Essex
>Jodie Kidd (captain)

Coulthard is a multi-millionaire, what the hell is he doing with these fuckwits?

>these people apparently fall under the rim of celebrities

Good start

He's very good

Shite line-up
I'll wait for the civvy one

Joey Essex has to stand on that step and is still smaller than that blonde.

Jodie is 6ft 1

Well Kidd was a catwalk model, they're usually tall.

He already works for 4 so they probably gave him some nice incentives for doing it.

is that johnny sinns?

joey sounds like tommy robinson

>this is an anus situation

WTF channel 4

>tfw they'll never bring back Gamesmaster

The Crystal Maze and Gamesmaster were what I lived for after school.

Wtf was that?

What were the producers thinking?

She's on gogglebox and won the 16th series of IACGMOOH

I don't watch that much TV. Just Googled what Gogglebox is and I almost vomited

It's so popular and I cannot understand why. But it wins awards and people love it for some reason.

Who /Martin/ here?

tbf gamesmaster wouldn't work today at all, the games industry has changed to much as has the demographics and the internet etc.

/ourguy/

Coulthard FFS

Get it together

> Have to remember every corner of a track, what gear to be in and all the traits of other drivers etc.
> Can't remember which buttons not to press

wtf man?

True but the show was never really about the games, it was about Dominik Diamond bantering everyone.

i hope richard gives the normals less hints.

You cheeky cunt

I can't believe he managed that

Reminder that kids unironically have Joey Essex as a role model

He's won two crystals, what have you done?

Louis managed this last week

She did it just.

What the fuck was that star?

Damn I forgot this was on

> Brexit riddle

DROPPED

Why is the geordie retard doing this

> Giving her shit loads of hints

Kinda makes it pointless

It's for charity with the "celebrities", it'd be mean if they got nothing

Because these are """"celebrities"""". Probably just trying to ease the audience in before bringing in members of the public.

>The Crystal Maze

Fuck off plebs, who /FortBoyard/ here?

Next week is a celebrity one too.

Wtf, they said only two would be this series.

>Gamesmaster
Dominik Diamond
Takes me back man. It could still work, but only really as a YouTube series. People still watch Let's Play videos that are nothing but watching someone with aspergers playing a game all the way through. No one would watch it on the TV.

Always found that boring.

SHAMEFURRU DISPURAY

Reminder that Louis got locked in on thi task

wtf was that?

>don't grab them all in case you sink

>Fort Boyard
>Not based Scavengers

so it's literally just the same character as Travelman, yes?

>Jodie is the only one with an IQ over 30

Gladiators shat on them all.

>He's a fraud. He can do maths

eunice huthart

The above will trigger a certain subset of people. View at your peril

>the last leg

literally the only show I'll ever change the channel to avoid

Why so racist, sexist, homophobic, ableist and transphobic?

Because I'm fucking a white male

Have you tried fucking a white male?

That wouldn't be very homophobic of me now would it?

It's fine. Gays aren't oppressed anymore so you can still be homophobic as long as you hate lesbians

Nah I like lesbians, they're like lads but they've got tits and you never meet them in the bathroom at the pub