Study french for two weeks

>study french for two weeks
>walk up to french classmate
>'bonjour! je peux parler un peu de francais"
>she looks extremely disgusted
>she didn't know what i was saying

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don't ever disrespect a FRENCH QUEEN like that you filthy cultural appropriating swine!

>study french
found your problem

Damn that must have been awkward.

>french classmate

huuuh...what did you say user ?

she looked whiter and more offended
anyway, i just said "oh my friend just taught me that dumb phrase haha" and i changed the topic to something else

ok

>take french class
>professor is Algerian
>he always shits on France but mentions facts about his country about like Algeria is the largest french speaking country in the world and french isn't the official language there
>or that it snows in Algeria too

really ?
what a fucking piece of shit. I never saw an Algerian speaking good French. Even the ones being in France for decades they speak a dumbed down version of French. And their son that were raised in France speak a ghetto French

all the language learning websites said that people won't make fun of you for trying to learn a language

aye, francophones are the worst type of people in the world
no wonder she was such a bitch

>>or that it snows in Algeria too
what

People absolutely do but that's just because every country has its cunts. Most normal people will appreciate it or at worst have a little laugh and help you improve

"francophones are the worst type of people" say the guy that ruin his country over regionalism meme.

Why are you using this wojak

walloons ruin my country

They probably weren't talking about the French.

>dutch cucks are this mad about the french bulls

>french class for 3 months
>everyone in class kept repeating the same mistakes
>je suis = je suce
>moi = moy
>dix-huit = dicksweet
fun class

>german class for 4 years
>half the class can't pronounce ä ö or ü correctly

you definitely said it like this
>JAY POO PARLAY OON POE DAY FRANSAY
I'm at a year and still scared to talk to Frenchies IRL tbqh

I doubt she looked disgusted, it's just really hard to reply when you're not sure the person you're talking to will be able to understand your words and respond appropriately. Try to sound French as best as you can and maybe she'll say something back.

probably because he's trying to say he's white even though he knows he's not and is butthurt about it

in the same vein we regularly have people on the internet reminding us that hitler had kabyle dna and loved islam and that this means north africa is white and israel is evil and such shit
they tire me

She looked disgusted because of the body odor of the american guy, obese stinks

You haven't even invented deodorant yet

>staying in France for 2 weeks next month

Scared desu, I don't think my French is good enough yet

Do you know that France is famous for its luxury brands like Chanel, Dior, Hermes and others? Do you know that they sell perfumes and all ? We smell god damn good

sorry but he's right, we have too many blacks
if you take a crowd of random french and a crowd of random romanians, i bet the french smell worse because of niggers

make france smell good again

green wojak is more POWERFUL

blacks smell coconut

heaviest thing they found to cover up the natural odor
and only some of the women, mostly they don't

your accent's probably shite

The smell like pepper.

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is it?

you sound vietnamese

You have no Idea how mad they are, everytime there is one of these guy on Sup Forums they just throw hysterically throw insults at any French they see.

cute, try to tell me smtg I will bully you and act smug

for two weeks who cares, you won't be the first to be annoying and disappointing

ahaha awefull :)
no it's good
except it's not "pu" it's "peut"

>study french
there's your problem
c'est un langue de merde pour les gens de merde

im korean

qu'est-ce que tu veux que je te dise le kop1

안녕하세요 :)
프랑스어 열심히 공부하세요

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bully me and act smug

don't tell me what to do

stp bully me just a little bit

Lol this accent, I want to punch your belly I don't know why

>too many niggers
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

no you re not worth my time

You deserve it.

t. 56% Walloon

and you have way too many chinks so it's a subhuman country too, go get fucked gook
sucky sucky nigger i fucked your sister on holidays for 10$ and then i fucked your brother for 5$

>tfw I pronounce things well but still have something of an American accent

But chinks are what made Singapore great.

>Studying French for the past 4 weeks
>Keep fucking up with gendered words

This is bullshit. What makes a table feminine?

...

It's more beautiful phonetically. Un table sounds disgusting

because it is meant to stand on four legs

>tfw abandoned learning french for crypto

best decision ever, already made 86k in 4 months

I-I understand now.
I guess I can see that. Would be be really weird to a French person to hear me misuse 'un' and 'une' in a conversation or could they just ignore it?
>He didn't do it simultaneously

Heh heh

Give some 0,1 btc please, thanks in advance

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Nothing, there's very little logic behind gendered nouns, just learn what sorts of words are always X gender and learn the gender with the noun, although I'm speaking from a German standpoint

For instance you'd learn Der Hund is dog, you wouldn't just remember Hund

>took russian as a placeholder class until i find a better class
>forgot about deadline to change classes
>now stuck having to learn this shitty language for 3 months

>abandoned learning french for crypto
how is there any correlation between both

pls send me a tutorial or something bro

youre too late btc is crashing

That's because English speakers butcher the vowels of any language until they're barely understandable. I really suggest you record the sentence and ask the frogs here if it's understandable.

>the wanna learn a second language so bad but too lazy

Set some really simple goals at first and take it easy.

*sets unreasonable goals and rushes into it*

Makes sense I guess. I actually really dislike how for the sentence to make sense there are sometimes words (such as des) you need to add before a word which you don't actually pronounce.

This works, too. Ironically for the same reason:

You know you won't be ever able to speak it as well as you would like. But every single step in that direction is an improvement, just "do" it.

I did above.
Apparently it sounds alright but I'm Vietnamese.

I wish the US was a French colony

france muslim niggers muslim niggers muslim niggers...

based

>Would be be really weird to a French person to hear me misuse 'un' and 'une' in a conversation or could they just ignore it?

It would sound weird, but it's a very common mistake. At worst they'd ignore it, at best they'll gently tell you you made a mistake. Despite what this thread seems to imply, we're very happy to see people try to speak French. Shows your're appreciating our language, culture, and by extension, us.

That nice. I'll continue with it :3

J'ADORE LA FRANCE

I'm using Duolingo.

The desktop version of course. The app is trash.

Same. Hopefully Macron takes us over after he's done with Europe.

according to the Sup Forums wiki, the Assimil books are pretty good

I can't find them in spanish though