Well lads this is it. I'm heading to court for final judgement on my case (manufacturing with intent to distribute). My attorney says I'm looking at 5 years min.
It's been an honor to shit post with you retards.
Farewell, and thanks for all the lols along the way.
Noah Parker
Cooking meth?
Hunter Lopez
Keep your ass closed tight. Don’t turn your back to others in shower room. Take care.
Samuel Wood
Don't forget to bring condoms mate.
Aiden Jackson
Sounds like your lawyer isn't of ((((((((((((((((((((((((proper kind))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) Can't afford a proper one?
Jace Smith
Marijuana + Acid (wasn't making the acid just selling).
Thanks.
They sell them at the commissary (or so I'm told)
Brandon White
What did you cook up?
Chase Ortiz
Hope you get out safe. Should've done crypto instead, drugs are so 20th century
Dylan Jackson
>Sounds like your lawyer isn't of ((((((((((((((((((((((((proper kind))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) >Can't afford a proper one?
He's a public defender, good dude though, fought hard for me.
Owen Moore
Don't drop the soap
Blake Walker
>Marijuana + Acid (wasn't making the acid just selling). You could have moved to a state where pot is legal, but you chose not to. You knew the risks.
Sebastian Lopez
>Drug trafficker >Uses a public defender
Are you black?
Jack Hall
How much weed did they find? I'm growing too, harvesting 2kg twice a year but I live in a rural area with almost nonexistent police presence. I hope you have a good lawyer desu
Noah Taylor
good lock. like my family always told me when i was young, be careful and if you ever drop your soap never bend over to pick it up!
Jaxon Bell
That sucks user, at least make use of your time to get /fit/.
Michael Jenkins
Yeah why
Christian Jackson
*luck
Caleb Diaz
>Hope you get out safe. Should've done crypto instead, drugs are so 20th century
Didn't get caught by the police. Deal went bad and a "friend" snitched on me.
>You could have moved to a state where pot is legal, but you chose not to. You knew the risks. True. Money was too good at the time, got stupid.
>>Drug trafficker >Uses a public defender >Are you black?
Evidence was overwhelming, wouldn't have made a difference.
>How much weed did they find?
Only 1.5 lbs. The acid is what really fucked me.
Thanks.
Last post on Sup Forums for a long time. Goodbye guys, its been real.
Ayden Smith
>trusting drug people
Joseph Walker
don't you keep your phone in jail as a personal item?? just phone post, nothing wrong with that
Hudson Butler
My dude, i do not know you, but I wish you good luck, if they give you 5 years just think, there will be awesome vr porn and many other technologies for you to discover when you come back out, just be careful not to get too further deep into the system while youre inside, get out of there as soon as possible, and take the time to get all your chaos in order and hopefully you'll be a better smarter person than when you went it. Good luck bro, heres a master-tier pro-tip: quickly learn how to draw sexy naked women, you can use the hand-made porn as currency and as a tool for survival. Trust me, been there done that, knowing how to draw sexy shapes on demand saved me many a times.
Jaxson Evans
See you in 2022
Dylan Cox
He might see Sup Forums, but I doubt anyone in Europe is alive in 2022.
Oliver Thomas
>selling weed I make more selling japanese games to weebs with money. I'm talking about thousands of dollars.
Samuel Flores
I hope the money spends keeping you in prison is well spent and you come out a better criminal, one that doesn't get caught.
Gabriel Martin
so, this nigger in jail by now or what?
Nathaniel Gonzalez
Whiter than you Muhammad.
Connor Collins
Yeah court sucks I got into a fight during my senior year of high school and I'm still on probation until June for it Fuck the jewdicial system tbqhwyf
Jack Bell
Good luck user, fuck the police and fuck the US justice system. Also fuck your tout friend. He deserves kneecapped.
5 yrs for selling smoke is ridiculous.
Asher White
>cash out crypto >go to jail for money laundering and tax evasion because you’re too stupid to file the taxes
Austin Diaz
Kek
Caleb Reed
That's what jails are for ya dingus
Landon Walker
>get shot
Kayden Lee
We'll be here when you get out.
Asher Hughes
No you don’t get to keep your phone. Phones are contraband in prison.
Matthew Cruz
...
Hudson Scott
kys druggie
Carter Bell
aren't you allowed to use computers in american prisons? or is Sup Forums just blocked on them?
Lucas James
same as in swedish prisons, they don't have access to the internet (if they do it's like wikipedia only or some shit)
they definitely wouldn't be allowed to communicate through the internet
Kevin Martinez
another scumbag got caught, nice
Joseph Sanders
>kys druggie bootlicking cuck
This country is so fucked. 5 years for literally harmless drugs, but no one in the 2008 disaster got charged? Insanity.
Juan Turner
you could potentially communicate via wikipedia content edit comments
Charles Price
hopefully it'll help you kick your internet addiction
Christopher Howard
Then probably they don't have wikipedia, but just the other some shit.
Adrian Rodriguez
In Macau they recently found out that prisoners are able to remote control the entire drug trafficking operation by phone they smuggled in
Nolan Gonzalez
No computers. TV if you're lucky.
Zachary Williams
Adios señor
Matthew Anderson
well you can't work alone so you have to "trust" someone. which is why a lot of drug dealers are gang members. it is too risky to snitch on a fellow gang member for obvious reasons. whereas if you are just dabbling as a side business, it is only a matter of time until you get caught. the benefit of course is you can always stop until it is too late (but few do) but you can't easily leave the gang.
Andrew Flores
I’ll still be here
Jerking off to porn I hate
So disappointed with myself
Kevin Young
>you could potentially communicate via wikipedia content edit comments
They're allowed to write letters to family and shit.
Grayson Cox
Not in the US
Logan Hall
>tell fellow inmates your in for pedophilia >coolest kid in the block
Nolan Phillips
hope they teach how to crop images in prison
Jaxon Gray
Have a good one bro
Evan Evans
there is some "aryan gang" or some shit and they communicate via the prison system with prisons across the country to track pedos down and kill them. one such case was in my state. a few inmates entered another inmate's cell and killed him, and somehow miraculously none of the guards were around to prevent that. what i don't get is those killers must have nothing to lose. couldn't they get a death sentence for killing a fellow inmate.
Ayden Howard
What shithole state do you live in where you're actually getting arrested for that?