Would your country be a good axe?
Would your country be a good axe?
tfw your country wouldn't make a good axe
why even live
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i dont know about good, but it would be pretty weird axe
It'd be more like a scythe
usa axe seems like a multitool to me
all those weird edges and angles probably have some usefulness
eeeeeeeh
FUCK it's already falling apart!
9/10 axe, I'm impressed.
pic related
Australia would make a great battle-axe.
scooby doo
We would be more of a scythe or a scimitar
This is a weird-ass axe.
No but it would be a good handle
Be my handle, Chile-chan.
> all those axis in this thread
Chile makes a nice fantasy weapon.
You're a shovel.
Kek
What would pic related be like as an axe?
an even better pickaxe which is more pat due to the mining lel
Anime weaponry
thats a scythe bitch
W-where would the handle go?
How would Greece work?
it doesn't
>Greeks, working
hah!
ooga booga
I dunno, but it would make a pretty bad wallet, just look at all those holes
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Actually, we are good axes
YOU MERICA BASTARD, GET THIS
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Props to your effort anyhow
It would make a good srbosjek
nice pickaxe
Lol good one my Aussie fren
Like a francisca
Orc hatchet..?
my orcish brothers :)
big black dildo
fitting
maybe if he didn't already have such a loose asshole
hmm
That's pretty sweet
underrated post
>Argentina shaped like ancient Persian battle axe head (pic)
Proof Argentina is white, since their country shape is inspired by the weapons of the true Aryans.
Forgot pic
Or the blade of a halberd i guess
>Greece
>work
it's not a meme, they actually don't
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If Canada tried to become an axe, Trudeau would just deepthroat the handle.
>chuj
>pronounced ho ee
what the fuck
there might be room for improvement
Is the typical broken weapon you can't afford to be repaired
Our shape is for opening cans and bottles
What the fuck am I suppose to do with these?
TWO axes
Or like Darth Maul and have one on each end
No. Maybe a good beer opener.
this is a good thread
wouldn't want to spill the beer
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best axe
here you go, you are a weapon too now.
What the fuck is that?
godfdamn put a bit of fantasy in it. It's clawed gauntlets. Like pic, but thicker and covers the forarm.
cool
kek
pretty good weapon I'd imagine
Lol it's a hoe like your women
More like you stuck your hand inside a huge holster
Looks like a hammer desu
That's what gauntlet means man.
kek
But those aren't weapons or tools, just armor
You often see weaponized gauntlets in fantasy and i guess some have existed in reality too. Apply man, come on.
nibba have you never played fantasy games?
it's reminds me baked sweet potato
Fuck you fantasy shit, Gauntlets can never be weapons and that's final
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Where is your God now?
i like this meme
Anglosphere:
+ + Strong attack
+ + Natural high defense
+ Beady eyes see all threats
+ Stylish hat
- High cholesterol
- Low stamina, easily fatigued
- - Can be baited into unnecessary wars
Fight me
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Would make a weird, unnecessarily fragile fantasy axe.
Shiet, I'm fucking stoopid. Shaft was the wrong way.
inferior design
ok perfect
How can anglos even compete
Looks like a falx
Looked like a brittle scimitar.
scrotumguay
i expected worse
jesus christ
DON'T TALK TO ME OR MY SON EVER AGAIN
now do the 1580 fusion
back the fuck off!?!?
saturday evening
Maryland is shaped like a submachine gun
these got esoteric pretty fast
underrated