Paranatural

>Bandage Eater, the most vile of spirits

>Hey guys! I'm about to visit my friends and family for the first time since October, and since I'll be without equipment and was working on this page right down to the wire, I won't be able to do normal updates for the week I'm away (Friday the 22nd and Tuesday the 26th)! Instead, there will be some other Paranatural-related comics put up that I'm excited to make and share- they're gonna be pretty different if I can pull it off! This will be a much needed mini-vacation for me, so thank you for your patience and understanding. See you Friday!

jesus fuck zack build up a fucking buffer already

Just fuck already.

>Jabronies

>It's not like I like you or anything

Wow Zack. I know you're on the socially progressive side of things...but I didn't expect you to break out with THIS.

Also: I kinda miss Team LightningRod now. :(

JUST FUCK ALREADY

That thing in the lower left corner is really freaking me out.

>mfw I'm actually seeing the beginnings of a new ship

Lol. Paranatural has been really light on spirits lately.

Hopefully this inspires lots of Isabel and Spender porn

>paranatural-jump
Wew lad Zack. Settle it all down.

Yes, I agree. I miss actual story too. Things used to be super snappy and fun.

good thing she carries an umbrella cause it's clearly pouring in her panties right now

I hereby name this Isabel x Spender pairing...
Bellender.

Once again Zack rips off an anime

>everything is from anime. concern and worry only exist in anime. tough girls only exist in anime. anything that has ever existed has been ripped off from an anime

You can't deny this is textbook anime dialogue.

...

I mean it is really anime.

JUST
FUCK
ALREADY

>inb4 Ten weeks of them arguing and being tsundere to each other.

>inb4 10 weeks and only a handful of updates.

>They're STILL in the dodgeball chapter

He really should have made it a new chapter, after the game ended, or at least done something to differentiate it from the next 4 years before he finishes this story arc.

Am I reading an anime?

Where were you the last five chapters?

I guess it was anime before too, but it's never felt as much like anime as it does now.

Just fuck already!

>Where were you the last five chapters?

This comic began on April 30th 2011, I turned 18 that month, my entire adult life can be measured in how far into his first week of school Max is.

A nice metaphor

>got a warning for the image I posted in the last thread

>"Granddad how old were you when you met Grandmother?"
>"I believe it was Thursday... Yes, Max had just gone to the gym to play hitball, those were dark days my child."

kek

>can't remember when or how he was injured since this the last 24 hours in the comic has taken literal months to come into fruition.
Was it the train incident?

You're just stupid. It was a pretty significant injury.

>go through the archives
>it happened in 2014
Nah.
Fuck you and eat shit.

If you didn't have the brain of a goldfish then you wouldn't have to go through the archive.

But you censored it!

Mods are prudes.

Ed cant catch a break

It was the fight with Forge. I only remember this because I started reading in 2015 and read it all at once.

What did you post?

>Bellender
You know I feel like I should have been able to have seen this one coming. And I don't actually hate this.

They posted some drawing of Max [pic related] Johnny in the gym.

I certainly wasn't expecting to see that.

Ah... Well that's sadly understandable.

jesus fuck, when was the last time something happened in this comic?
I feel like hitball ended forever ago but I'm trying to think back to the events that led up to where we are and all I can remember is hitball

Yep, that's how children speak with adults. Defenitly

>some other Paranatural-related comics
Ah yes, back when the comic was titled "Paranatural (and other stories)" or something...and it was A LONG TIME ago.

>I feel like hitball ended forever ago but I'm trying to think back to the events that led up to where we are and all I can remember is hitball
Hitball itself happened for its own end outta no where, Hijack was actually pretty similar.

I censored it!

UNF

Did it really happen in 2014?

Jesus christ where has the time gone

Censor or not, it's faggotry. If it was a straight ship, nothing would have happened.

Mods are homophobes confirmed seriously though, there censored straight porn always being posted, but they don't get deleted and warned/banned. You can't even argue that it's because it's shota, because people post cropped Gwen porn too and those aren't deleted either.

Next time draw a good and traditional straight pairing. Also cut your hair, get a job and stop being a fag.

are they gonna fug, Sup Forums?

Bellender next please.

We will have smut soon enough.

No comment on the fact that Zack is missing the next two updates?

This scene feels REALLY forced.

It's painful.

Why am I still reading this garbage.

...

July 8th 2013

That was the last time we saw these guys

this is legit actually kind of a hot pairing

especially because I'm pretty sure the loli will be the dominate one.

Does that really count as news anymore? At least it isn't his wrist this time, the guy must have the joints of a 90yr old.

just
I think we're desensitised to it, you can only be let down so many times.

That said, fuck zack, fuck his stupid excuses. He makes more than enough on patreon that he has no reason not to make a buffer, he makes so many bullsit extra projects and comics for his friends, I wish he'd just man up and tell us he's gonna be inconsistent because he's a lazy shit rather than claiming things like writers block and sore wrist.

The last 3-4 updates have been one horrible dialogue with way too many stupid faces.

>Paranatural used to be funny
What happened?

Thought that was supposed to be Jolyne until I saw the belt.

Zack got some sjw pussy

I do remember that.

Appeal to what the mods like and they won't care if you break the rules.

We're getting more Supernormal type stuff or something so I'm not mad. You'd just complain if they were regular pages anyway.

His reason not to make a buffer is that that would take many months. He's already doing as much as he can and can barely get a page out each week so he'd have to take a very long time off to get a buffer made and it probably wouldn't last.

Jabronies is a good word

Spender barely counts as an adult.

>gradient background replaced by literal scribble.

Not replaced. The scribble is just added which makes the panels its used on really melodramatic I feel. I feel like something like that should only be used for something really tense and serious.

l-lewd

Mods were probably sick of the recent Max/Johnny mania on Tumblr that they used their authority for this sorta thing to vent out their anger, probably.

He got a huge metal footprint burned into his chest, it's pretty memorable.

I really miss those noses

back then I wasn't sure if I liked them, but now I can't help but remember them fondly

She knew him as a teenager. She probably thinks of him more like a big brother than a teacher or an adult.

They're 14 years apart, I don't think they'd remember his teenage years.

She could conceivably remember the tail end of them anyway. I doubt he got any less nerdy and awkward that entire time, or afterwards, so it's like remembering the whole thing.

An old teenager is basically an adult to a young preteen. She's always seen him as the super cool older guy.

>super cool

To be fair, I've only seen the writer's block excuse once. Not that it's any better than the wrist.

It's not. Wrist is better because it's an actual problem.

Her view of him is skewed significantly because of the nature of their relationship. He doesn't need to be such to be seen as such.

Actual health issues are legitimate reasons to miss updates. It's hard to be understanding, though, when you feel like he would have missed those updates anyway. It's obvious the comic isn't a priority for him.

I know, I was just craving to post that image.