>Hey guys! I'm about to visit my friends and family for the first time since October, and since I'll be without equipment and was working on this page right down to the wire, I won't be able to do normal updates for the week I'm away (Friday the 22nd and Tuesday the 26th)! Instead, there will be some other Paranatural-related comics put up that I'm excited to make and share- they're gonna be pretty different if I can pull it off! This will be a much needed mini-vacation for me, so thank you for your patience and understanding. See you Friday!
jesus fuck zack build up a fucking buffer already
Ethan Perez
Just fuck already.
Luke Morgan
>Jabronies
Henry Brown
>It's not like I like you or anything
Christian Long
Wow Zack. I know you're on the socially progressive side of things...but I didn't expect you to break out with THIS.
Also: I kinda miss Team LightningRod now. :(
Robert Bailey
JUST FUCK ALREADY
Thomas Ortiz
That thing in the lower left corner is really freaking me out.
Asher Murphy
>mfw I'm actually seeing the beginnings of a new ship
Luke Collins
Lol. Paranatural has been really light on spirits lately.
Adam Brown
Hopefully this inspires lots of Isabel and Spender porn
Benjamin Morales
>paranatural-jump Wew lad Zack. Settle it all down.
Yes, I agree. I miss actual story too. Things used to be super snappy and fun.
Jack Hill
good thing she carries an umbrella cause it's clearly pouring in her panties right now
Henry Cook
I hereby name this Isabel x Spender pairing... Bellender.
Angel Sanchez
Once again Zack rips off an anime
Nathan Jackson
>everything is from anime. concern and worry only exist in anime. tough girls only exist in anime. anything that has ever existed has been ripped off from an anime
Jace Cook
You can't deny this is textbook anime dialogue.
Matthew Edwards
...
Leo Gonzalez
I mean it is really anime.
Oliver Hall
JUST FUCK ALREADY
Tyler Thompson
>inb4 Ten weeks of them arguing and being tsundere to each other.
Dominic Peterson
>inb4 10 weeks and only a handful of updates.
Elijah Thompson
>They're STILL in the dodgeball chapter
Henry Garcia
He really should have made it a new chapter, after the game ended, or at least done something to differentiate it from the next 4 years before he finishes this story arc.
Bentley Perry
Am I reading an anime?
Bentley Reyes
Where were you the last five chapters?
David Watson
I guess it was anime before too, but it's never felt as much like anime as it does now.
Nolan Lee
Just fuck already!
Jace Reed
>Where were you the last five chapters?
This comic began on April 30th 2011, I turned 18 that month, my entire adult life can be measured in how far into his first week of school Max is.
Benjamin Jones
A nice metaphor
Cameron Gonzalez
>got a warning for the image I posted in the last thread
Ethan Fisher
>"Granddad how old were you when you met Grandmother?" >"I believe it was Thursday... Yes, Max had just gone to the gym to play hitball, those were dark days my child."
James Adams
kek
Jonathan Thomas
>can't remember when or how he was injured since this the last 24 hours in the comic has taken literal months to come into fruition. Was it the train incident?
Nolan Watson
You're just stupid. It was a pretty significant injury.
Jaxon Allen
>go through the archives >it happened in 2014 Nah. Fuck you and eat shit.
Dylan Baker
If you didn't have the brain of a goldfish then you wouldn't have to go through the archive.
Camden Jenkins
But you censored it!
Mods are prudes.
Daniel Martinez
Ed cant catch a break
Juan Perry
It was the fight with Forge. I only remember this because I started reading in 2015 and read it all at once.
Henry Campbell
What did you post?
Aaron Lee
>Bellender You know I feel like I should have been able to have seen this one coming. And I don't actually hate this.
Jaxson Miller
They posted some drawing of Max [pic related] Johnny in the gym.
I certainly wasn't expecting to see that.
Andrew Johnson
Ah... Well that's sadly understandable.
Brandon Hall
jesus fuck, when was the last time something happened in this comic? I feel like hitball ended forever ago but I'm trying to think back to the events that led up to where we are and all I can remember is hitball
Sebastian Barnes
Yep, that's how children speak with adults. Defenitly
Jonathan Ross
>some other Paranatural-related comics Ah yes, back when the comic was titled "Paranatural (and other stories)" or something...and it was A LONG TIME ago.
William Mitchell
>I feel like hitball ended forever ago but I'm trying to think back to the events that led up to where we are and all I can remember is hitball Hitball itself happened for its own end outta no where, Hijack was actually pretty similar.
William Adams
I censored it!
Jaxon Robinson
UNF
Jaxson Morris
Did it really happen in 2014?
Jesus christ where has the time gone
Logan Cruz
Censor or not, it's faggotry. If it was a straight ship, nothing would have happened.
Carson Nelson
Mods are homophobes confirmed seriously though, there censored straight porn always being posted, but they don't get deleted and warned/banned. You can't even argue that it's because it's shota, because people post cropped Gwen porn too and those aren't deleted either.
David Richardson
Next time draw a good and traditional straight pairing. Also cut your hair, get a job and stop being a fag.
Jack Diaz
are they gonna fug, Sup Forums?
Oliver Johnson
Bellender next please.
Carter Allen
We will have smut soon enough.
Hudson Bell
No comment on the fact that Zack is missing the next two updates?
Liam Smith
This scene feels REALLY forced.
It's painful.
Why am I still reading this garbage.
Asher Gray
...
Xavier Price
July 8th 2013
That was the last time we saw these guys
Jonathan Turner
this is legit actually kind of a hot pairing
especially because I'm pretty sure the loli will be the dominate one.
Easton Green
Does that really count as news anymore? At least it isn't his wrist this time, the guy must have the joints of a 90yr old.
Michael Bailey
just I think we're desensitised to it, you can only be let down so many times.
That said, fuck zack, fuck his stupid excuses. He makes more than enough on patreon that he has no reason not to make a buffer, he makes so many bullsit extra projects and comics for his friends, I wish he'd just man up and tell us he's gonna be inconsistent because he's a lazy shit rather than claiming things like writers block and sore wrist.
James Adams
The last 3-4 updates have been one horrible dialogue with way too many stupid faces.
Andrew Adams
>Paranatural used to be funny What happened?
Kevin Sanchez
Thought that was supposed to be Jolyne until I saw the belt.
Jose Gutierrez
Zack got some sjw pussy
Jeremiah Garcia
I do remember that.
Elijah Nelson
Appeal to what the mods like and they won't care if you break the rules.
Luis Turner
We're getting more Supernormal type stuff or something so I'm not mad. You'd just complain if they were regular pages anyway.
Logan Harris
His reason not to make a buffer is that that would take many months. He's already doing as much as he can and can barely get a page out each week so he'd have to take a very long time off to get a buffer made and it probably wouldn't last.
Xavier Cox
Jabronies is a good word
Jonathan Robinson
Spender barely counts as an adult.
Asher Gray
>gradient background replaced by literal scribble.
Aiden Moore
Not replaced. The scribble is just added which makes the panels its used on really melodramatic I feel. I feel like something like that should only be used for something really tense and serious.
John Edwards
l-lewd
Oliver Jones
Mods were probably sick of the recent Max/Johnny mania on Tumblr that they used their authority for this sorta thing to vent out their anger, probably.
Logan James
He got a huge metal footprint burned into his chest, it's pretty memorable.
Jayden Cruz
I really miss those noses
back then I wasn't sure if I liked them, but now I can't help but remember them fondly
Ian Reed
She knew him as a teenager. She probably thinks of him more like a big brother than a teacher or an adult.
Ayden Long
They're 14 years apart, I don't think they'd remember his teenage years.
Ryan Green
She could conceivably remember the tail end of them anyway. I doubt he got any less nerdy and awkward that entire time, or afterwards, so it's like remembering the whole thing.
Michael Russell
An old teenager is basically an adult to a young preteen. She's always seen him as the super cool older guy.
Wyatt Lee
>super cool
Cameron Sanchez
To be fair, I've only seen the writer's block excuse once. Not that it's any better than the wrist.
Jace Torres
It's not. Wrist is better because it's an actual problem.
Blake Butler
Her view of him is skewed significantly because of the nature of their relationship. He doesn't need to be such to be seen as such.
Austin Moore
Actual health issues are legitimate reasons to miss updates. It's hard to be understanding, though, when you feel like he would have missed those updates anyway. It's obvious the comic isn't a priority for him.