Culture Pals - /cp/

Massive suicide when? Edition

Seriously. Why won't we all kill ourselves?


Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs frin around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia, China and Ireland for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.

All the qts belong to Randy :)

Sign up at:
www.interpals.net

Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw

qtcrawler script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7
javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension for the betas

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the constant hunt for more qts (that you throw away after a while anyways) keeps me alive tbch

Lads, have I made it?

>in which a bunch of massive autists revel in the sensation of their first female aknowledgement of existance

yes, you want to make something of it?

yes

nth for why don't south american qts witness me

testing

it depends, are you a qt gf?

With Sup Forums going down the shitter and Interpals probably crashing and going offline for good and once for all, is there are a chance to get our lives back on track?

I'll witness you ;)

Sweet!
Lad, on this site, we're all massive autists

no, I'm a massive autist

it's easy to forget that most qts are autists too

That would make sense considering that anyone who wasn't autistic would have stopped contact with me after my first message.

>tfw African randomly messages me saying "god bless you and your entire family"

good mood today gents!

Gonna get that chocolate are you?

Who's the normiest/most good lookin user on /cp/? Pilotbro?

RUSSIAN HOMOS GET OFF MY PROFILE

>that comfy feel when you're by far the most handsome guy talking to your qt

argie chad, or crash

no it's a guy

why would a Brazilian post this?

Damn, I feel for your loss

The wh*Te argie with the beard

>that comfy feel when you're by far the ugliest fuck talking to your qt but your massive monster cock and conversational skills acquired over years of talking to random qts from all over the world make up for it

shut up jealous wh*Toid

totally legit account here guys

/dashameowx

>She asked a picture of my dikkkk! Don't text her bois

i haven't messaged it, my account is shit, if her account is real she wouldn't reply to me anyway

Surprisingly this is the first instance of white knighting i've seen in IP

Crash?

>commenting on pics
cringe

Does anyone here actually talk to dudes? I've only had one message from a man and it was a creepy 60 year old who probably wanted to suck my dick.

she totally wants to fuck that french guy now, guaranteed.

Ironic white knighting sounds like fun actually

Yeah I talk to this Russian guy, but he's gay.
no homo tho

>no homo tho
Hmmmm

Only people from here

interpals.net/xwelly21
Her pics are shopped. I did not think there are this autistic girls out there.

wife material here

/Tanya_2501

yes but even if people are anonymous their heckling hurts

My Japanese penpal said my American penis is more attractive than a Japanese penis.

...

Nice, but that's not saying much unfortunately

>tfw currently no euro qt to talk to until we both fall asleep every night

you wanna link your fellow american her profile?

I'm a big attention whore

Why'd you delete your profile?

>I’d want him so deep in me

Bit nervous my 6 inches won’t be enough

I'm really good at photoshop, if you want me to turn it into a monster for you I can

Not going to help me when I fuck her

Not sure if this an efficient wya to get laid

>not blindfolding her and using a dildo
Amateur

well it's good for a larp if you don't plan on meeting her

>get home
>read this
Even if it is a poo in loo still feels pretty good desu

Because in 2-3 years, I couldn't find someone to talk regularly. Here I am just sending joke messages and I never get real messages. Don't worry. This is just a phase and probably tomorrow I'll activate again.
Basically it's just me being an attention whore

that's super sweet, that's why i love interpals

Very nice. Im kind of jelly.

are you the boat user?

I’m going to meet her next month.

Hot but she is a virgin so I’d rather not do that.

then definitely don't send fake dick pics

Nah. Just some beta who does nothing

...

m8 she doesn't know how 6 inches feels, she'll probably think you are fine unless she used some bad dragon dildos or something

>Basically it's just me being an attention whore
Stop that

She told me she doesn’t put her fingers inside when she masturbates so that she can stay a virgin. So doubt she used a dragon dildo

either way, 6in is fine, not small, not huge
if you are actually worried then distract her by eating her out and stuff

Where is she from?

Also lads I'm a bit confused. There is a girl who is really into me and she'S coming to visit in March, but she makes 80k a year and I,m still poorfag on minimum wage, I dunno if it can work (also it kinda hurts my ego lol)

lots of anons have gotten puss from here

>he doesn't want a comfy wage waifu to care for him and let him stay home
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING user?

I know how this feels, the longest I've ever talked to someone consistently is 2 months. Even when I feel everything is going well some shit happens where we suddenly stop talking for whatever reason. And then I feel even more like a looser seeing all the people on /cp/ meeting up with qts and such. I took like a 6 month break from interpals and it made me feel a little better but now I'm starting to feel that way again too

I met her on a language learning app

idk man if a girl who is like that and knows about your situation, yet is still into you, that's something lol

gl unless she has a dick and you don't jackshit is gonna happen bud

She's from a part of Russia really close to the Ukraine border. She seems nice desu. Also, why would you let your ego be harmed when you have an independent and strong qt?

F, I will remember you fren!

It's some britbro

Clayton.

>tfw talking to qt on whatsapp
>sent her a message like 4 hours ago
>hasn't replied yet

Have i been officially ghosted?

Yeah I know
The Swiss yellow fever guy did get married and has a daughter but I think he had mad stacks of cash

you right now

whatever you do don't sent another text
she probably has other shit to do

a few anons have gotten married so far

>tfw you've met so many amazing qts on interpals but you are too concerned with other peoples' opinions to make her your gf

For the cowtit lovers out there
/Darya1602

Who are the other lucky few?

just get a white one from north or west Europe and lie about where you met

Do i checked again and it's actually been 8 hours. Why the hell do i get obsessed over women living in other continents?

I know, believe it or not i've been in this situation a few times.

russian/baltic wives are pretty common in my region

don't want to be a stereotype(

100% fake

Make her your gf already!!

There was a Brit who moved to Russia be with his qt. An American married a chink. And another Brit will soon marry his Italian. Those are just the ones I can think of, but there are more

Not my problem, I don't like cowtits.

>There was a Brit who moved to Russia be with his qt. An American married a chink. And another Brit will soon marry his Italian. Those are just the ones I can think of, but there are more
This is the true power of the eternal Anglo!

i had a "gf", we traveled to each other for four times, about a week each time

i broke up with her because i'm a coward

Seems like the tactic to get lucky is
>be British

Norrland?

dude so many women there fuck muzzies and nogs, the stereotype is no big deal

yes

not many asians, just a lot of slavs

they seem like good wives tbqh. and I haven't got any creepy old guy vibes like you would with an asian wife

my neighbor has a polish wife, she is top friendly

whatsup my pathatic internet loser friends!
Anyone remember me?

/josiele
is this girl traditional enough for Sup Forums?