Post a better combo, you literally can't

Post a better combo, you literally can't.

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telegraph.co.uk/science/2016/03/14/cats-do-not-need-their-owners-scientists-conclude/
news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2014/01/140127-cats-pets-animals-nation-dogs-people-science/
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>tfw the easterlings approach the black gate from the south
yeah I can't watch absolute fucking TRASH

harry potter 1+2, pizza+coke, rain,

>eating dog

Fuck off, Chang.

>reddit weather

kek why is there salami on my pizza?

Replace pizza with chicken and dumplings

Everyones got their own food nostalgia relations tho

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Pulp Fiction at the outdoor summer kino, sitting in the grass with a nice 22 degrees evening, and no food because I'm busy fingering my gf under her skirt.

sleep tight dogger

I prefer hot chocolate instead of coke whedn i'm watching Harry Potter

any other movie would be better

>fingering a woman
I bet you think cunnilingus is enjoyable too
these are power plays by women. you are provided no pleasure (except the cuck pleasure of "seeing her enjoy herself) and thus beta.
alphas only receive head or go vaginal or anal.

I have sex and you don't, don't tell me what to do.

If I do oral my gf let's me play with her belly during sex, though

I have fucked more women in six months than you will ever kiss in your entire lifespan

Need some weed in there, OP, but otherwise sounds like a comfy combo.

False. And none of the girls you have allegedly fucked want to have another go.

Having a real life gf that you started dating 2-3 months ago so you're still in that honeymoon phase where you haven't really grown to hate each other yet and still have sex regularly, but long enough to have grown very close + basically anything. Rain is good too. Do I win?

>ballers
>watch it before going clubbing
>beers
>my bros with me

>Dollars trilogy
>hot summer almost tropical night
>steak
>Whisky

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>plebs not drinking while watching kino

im fucking an upcoming action movie star RN
she looks like a skeleton

>wanting a dirty dog in your bed
disgusting desu

Fuck off normie, I bet you have shit taste in movies too.

Guaranteed weekend rewatch.

I prefer meth over coke so the high last the whole runtime.

>all this reddit weather
if your not watching films in the scorching heat why don't you go back to r/movies?

>rain
>power goes out
>can't order pizza
>can't watch movie
>have to fuck the dog

i don't care about the weather because i don't go outside
i can't order pizza because i don't want to interact with the pizza guy
i like dogs and lotr though

It absolutely is Reddit weather though.
Rain is the weather for normies who like to think they're deep and smart, but whose understanding of intelligence ends at 'smart people are sad sometimes right?', and so when it rains they sit staring out the window in faux melancholy, sipping tea which they don't like the taste of trying to think of times they've felt pain in the past, but because they've led such sheltered, cotton-balled lives they just settle for putting on a frowny face and acting out what glum might look like if you explained 'glum' to an infant and told them to act it out.
Fucking Reddit ruined rain.

rain = reddit
acid rain = Sup Forums
xD

i hate rain so much
when i'm inside it makes too much noise,when i'm outside it gets me too wet
it's shit

>Pizza
*PEDO ALERT PEDO ALERT PEDO ALERT*

Change the disgusting za and its unmatched comfort

Is this loss?

champagne in an indoor jacuzzi in a mansion watching scarface during a hurricane which is destroying the mansion

i actually completely agree.

I like rain because I don't have air conditioning

holy shit you actually don't like a weather because some people on the internet like it too, this isn't even bordline retarded if you literally unironically believe this you have brain damage

fixed it for you, dogcuck

Add weed and beer, then we're talking

Lower 90s and dry here in the New Mexican desert. Feels great

>every preference anyone has is about pretension

Stop being a faggot. People enjoy different weathers because they feel like it. Not everything is part of the Sup Forums-reddit identity war.

>tfw I will never live in the American Southwest

And acid too

ebin, ebin! upvote! here good sir have all my reddit gold you win the internets!!!!

Thanks for the (you)

>coke
>not butterbeer
Pfft. Fag.

harry potter 1+2, le bacon, fluoride enhanced water, rain,

rain+comfy snuggle blanky+the last samurai rain scene

Weren't they haradrim?

weed
the audio track to thx 1138 4eb playing on my iphone
the beach
arizona iced tea in my backpack

>Star Wars OT
>Chinese/Vietnamese food
>Beer
win

>iphone

Snow>Rain
Cat>Annoying Meme Dog

Those are objective, the other two are subjective

>Likes cats over based dogs
Homo detected

>playing on my iphone

>wanting a slobbering yipping attention whore who screams at passing traffic and strangers

Don't forget smells terrible and shits everywhere.

Dogs have been man's best friend since hunter gatherer times, no animal is that loyal and loving. If you raise it right it won't bark or misbehave.
A cat doesn't give a fuck about you, and will leave you for someone who gives them more food.
Also you need to be functional human being to own a dog, since you have to take it outside, I guess that's why you basement dwelling fucks can't have one.

>wanting an animal that devours furniture and shits and pisses everywhere when you're at work just and barks like some autistic child because it's """"loyal""""

>let me repeat all that bullshit dogcucks have made up

They are shit animals and you're disgusting if you let them into your home.

>A cat doesn't give a fuck about you
wrong, cats show affection toward their owners

>>Dogs have been man's best friend since hunter gatherer times
>unga bunga, me need work animal despite having no possible use for one in a modern society
You're literally wasting your time on a dumb animal that serves no function. You want to go for walks every day? You don't need a fucking mutt for that. My cat shits outside and buries it in the rosebushes, is obsessively clean, and maintenance costs are putting down food twice a day. In return, I get something warm and fluffy to stroke and enjoy, which is worth the price of admission.

Meanwhile, you're literally picking shit up off the floor, probably letting an animal lick your face, and you literally have to spend time with it or it'll die of boredom. And all you get in return is a slave that can't even perform a single useful task.

express.co.uk/news/nature/602991/Cat-doesn-t-care-about-you-dogs

independent.co.uk/news/science/your-cats-dont-care-about-you-as-much-as-youd-like-to-think-10488147.html

telegraph.co.uk/science/2016/03/14/cats-do-not-need-their-owners-scientists-conclude/

Sorry buddy, your cat is just playing you.

*reblogs your post*
LOL SUCH A NERD ECKSDEE

None of the shit you're saying is true if you raise it properly, if you can't do that then don't get a dog.
Stick to cats.

>express.co.uk
>independent.co.uk
>telegraph.co.uk
cool sources, might as well post huffington post articles

>"Our findings don't disagree with the notion that cats develop social preferences or close relationships, but they do show that these relationships do not appear to be typically based on a need for safety and security."

do you even read the shit you cite?

news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2014/01/140127-cats-pets-animals-nation-dogs-people-science/

>>None of the shit you're saying is true if you raise it properly
Tell me about your magic dog that shits in the toilet, dude.

Also, training your fucking animals? Is this the middle ages? I don't have time to burn like that, I have better things to do.

If I wanted something that would listen to commands and love me, I'd get a child. Dogs are just a weak substitute. The best pets are cats and tropical fish.

>Take it outside to shit
>Doesn't shit anywhere else
Whoa, who would have thought?

sunday morning in autumn+a bowl of cereal+cup of tea+rewatching pic related

something more comfier simply doesn't exist

Fucking alt-right movies

>Take it outside to shit
That lump of shit on your lawn or in the street isn't going anywhere, buddy. Imagine being enough of a cuck to let your retarded child shit itself for 14 years until it dies, that's basically what being a dog owner is like.

Hahaha you're actually autistic.

tolkien was a racist

I go to the woods with the dog, it shits there, I don't pick it up, easy peasy, I also like going outside.
Don't have a sperg attack now billy.

>tfw it's summer though
Normiest, less comfy season of them all... Can't wait for next wnter for sweet fantasy kino.

>your loving gf next to you on a plane
>a beautiful vanilla dusk sky full of clouds around you
>a cool glass of water to keep you refreshed
>your favorite songs playing in yor headphones
>enough money in your bank account to do whatever you want without worry

That is my perfect combo.

>take it outside while you work your 9-5

Magical dog

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The stew in that movie was really looking tasty

Rains great. It's nice. Keeps are oxygen

This is actually true

I can just tell you have moobs

>are

Retard

The fuck is that green shit

It's actually not

something from the third world

Spot the r/depression poster

>dumplings
>lightening storm
>King fu Hussle
>comfortable couch with the heater on

>ameritards

Lmao xd

Spot the homo obsessed with reddit

>mfw had the dvd copy of kung fu hustle
>over the years it got sanded down or corrupted
>download the blu ray
>mfw all the sudden a lot more blood in every action scene

nope, europoor

The rains just nice. I hate the wind. I like to sit out in the sun but only when it's really hot. When it's mostly just cloudy and sunny rain is the best.