Roberts Alliance >Based Bobby B, a Warrior-God with a giant fucking hammer who won THREE battles on THE FIRST DAY of the Rebellion, got wounded and fucked every prostitute in the brothel he stayed in to nurse his wounds in one night. The Alpha Chad to end all Chads (at least during the rebellion phase) >Based Jon Arryn, old,wise, honorable and noble, refusing to hand over his foster sons to a Mad King to execute them for no crime they committed, calling his banners in defiance >Based Ned, honorable and noble duty-bound warrior >Based Tywin, BTFO'ing the Targ fucking shits and avenging all the slights Mad Cuck put him through by annihilating his fucking dynasty and raping and pillaging his capital city >Based Stannis the Mannis, holding Storm's End and starving almost to the death and not surrendering, executing lords who tried to betray him, and almost catapulting their remains to the Tyrells before his Maester convinced him to keep the bodies in case meat was needed. >Based Roose going loose on the Trident >Based Hoster Tully BTFO'ing Walder Frey for joining the winning side late
Tarcuck Alliance >Mad King Cuck with scabs who hadnt showered or cut his hair in decades >Rhaecuck, emo faggot who plays a harp >Mace Tycuck, a fatass ruled by his mommy and has never won a battle >Doran Martellcuck, literally blackmailed and forced to join on Mad Cuck's side because his womanlet sister was being held hostage >Jon Cuckington, Rhaegars friendzoned fagboi
Which side was the good guys? Is it even a question???
Old thread:
Parker Gonzalez
First for Bobby B did nothing wrong
Evan Jenkins
Was it a good idea merging her plot with sansa's?
Ryder Richardson
>itt low IQ Bobbyposters who haven't caught on that he was the bad guy
David Reed
who cares
Matthew Perez
fuck off tardfag
Josiah Price
OUT OF MY WAY TARKEK FUCKING SHITS
Dominic Parker
they should've kept his long hair and beard
Gabriel Harris
>not wanting to suck Based Ray's long dragon cock What a faggot you are.
James White
he wasn't he was THE KEK though deep down you know the huge horns are grrm's joke
Tyler Cruz
ONLI 8 DAYZ LEFT
Ethan Foster
What a handsome guy desu
James Ortiz
i hate it turns 'cuck' to 'kek'
Chase Robinson
>Grrm known for subversing tropes >brainlets still side with Bobby after all the shit we know about him and the Rebellion.
Aaron Nelson
Targaryens make me hate ASOIAF lore They're all literally fucking animes
Sebastian Parker
But the vagina smoke monsters and zombies are fine?
Samuel Carter
I believe Ned was gay.
Matthew Taylor
Smoke monsters and zombies are merely supernatural. I think he's referring to animu shit like "gorgeous", long, silver haired men or special eye colors
Anthony Myers
>Based Tywin, BTFO'ing the Targ fucking shits and avenging all the slights Mad Cuck put him through by annihilating his fucking dynasty and raping and pillaging his capital city >Based Hoster Tully BTFO'ing Walder Frey for joining the winning side late
Somehow these 2 do not compute. >Walder Frey joined late, BTFO, what a faggot >Tywin joins late, BASED!
Kevin Hughes
Here's proof that I came from Reddit.
Dominic Rivera
It would have been if they had a dog fuck Sophie.
But merging them and cutting all the good bits to leave only the consensual sex? What's the point?
Chase Sullivan
you must be someone with african genes
Jaxson Rivera
>a targfag is a literally faggot exactly no one is surprised.
James Jones
whoa cade
Grayson Torres
>Theon Stark, known as the Hungry Wolf, was a King in the North and head of House Stark.Theon Greyjoy refers to Theon Stark as his namesake.
Appearance and Character >The crypt of Winterfell contains a stone-crowned statue of Theon which depicts him as thin, with long hair and a skinny beard. He earned his nickname, the Hungry Wolf, from the constant state of war the north was in during his reign and his own gaunt appearance
History >King Theon defended the north during the Andal invasion. Aided by House Bolton, Theon defeated the Andal warlord Argos Sevenstar in the Battle of the Weeping Water. The King of Winter then sailed across the narrow sea to the coast of Andalos with Argos's body displayed on the prow of his ship like a figurehead. Theon burned a score of Andal villages, killing hundreds and capturing three tower houses and a fortified sept. The king displayed the spiked heads of his victims along his coastline to deter future invaders.
>Theon later conquered the Three Sisters in the Bite and landed an army on the Fingers, possibly part of the War Across the Water. He also defeated rebels from the Rills and aided the Night's Watch in imposing a generational defeat on wildlings beyond the Wall.
>Harrag Hoare, King of the Iron Islands, led a fleet of ironborn longships against the western coast of the north, conquering the Stony Shore and burning the wolfswood. Harrag's son, Ravos the Raper, used Bear Island as a base. Theon eventually slew Ravos, however, and expelled the ironmen from his shores, including Bear Island and Cape Kraken.
Prequelkino Hungry Wolf series starring Based Fassbender as Hungry Wolf and Cilian Murphy as Lord Bolton when?
Angel Gutierrez
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Jaxon White
>only gay men suck dick or have the ability to Nothing gayer than not admitting Rhaegar was an alpha.
John Wood
Generally, I like the concept of rare mystical phenomena in a medieval fantasy world grounded in some degree of reality. I just hate that the vast majority of the history was under a millenia year old anime dragon dynasty
Ryder Peterson
>If you don't have silver-gold hair and vibrant purple eyes, you aren't white.
Asher Nelson
>t. Jon Cuckington Rhaegar was an emo faggot who was always reading books and playing the harp and combin his hair and being an edgy little faggot creaming himself over muh destiny
Carson Parker
was I the only one who didn't give a shit about this character in books we're introduced to literally who and are supposed to feel sorry
Juan Butler
I was heartbroken.
Dylan Moore
>Rhaegar was an alpha.
>plays harp like a faggot for 20 years >read some books and somehow come to the conclusion that he has to be a great warrior >train for a couple year, then goes to war against an actual warrior >lose and dies in his first war ever
Grayson Williams
>Rhaegar was an emo He literally took any woman he wanted, was one of the most popular motherfuckers in the world, considered one of the best swordsmen in the 7 Kingdoms and beloved as the most popular living Targ around. Only incel fucking neets who need to make themselves feel better about themselves, call Rhaegar an "emo faggot", just because he was both intelligent AND a Chad. A combo neets hate.
Luis Miller
you're not supposed to feel sorry you're supposed to masturbate to it. do you even GRRM?
Leo Price
>intelligent Your bait is getting too obvious.
James James
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Liam Martin
>musicians can't be alphas Are you a talentless retard?
Cameron Ortiz
Bobby B was a NFL quarterback Chad Rhaegar was the lead singer in a shitty popular band. Its two different strategies.
Christopher Collins
>Bobby B was a NFL quarterback Chad Bobby was a fill in player who made a lucky play once against national champs and never shut the fuck up about it despite never winning any rings.
Blake Fisher
>He literally took any woman he wanted Women creamed themselves over him because he was a prince, and he literally never fucked any of them except for Elia, who was arranged and forced on him and he fucked Lyanna. Hardly "took every woman he wanted" >was one of the most popular motherfuckers in the world Literally the prince and heir to the throne. of course hes gonna be popular and well-known.
>considered one of the best swordsmen in the 7 Kingdoms You obviously havent read the books. he didnt start training until he read the story of The Prince That Was Promised as an almost grown man. He was average fighter for a lord at best
>beloved as the most popular living Targ around. So what? Mad King was popular and beloved for 20 years before going mad, its in Targshit blood, they all go mad from inbreeding generic >Only incel fucking neets who need to make themselves feel better about themselves, call Rhaegar an "emo faggot", just because he was both intelligent AND a Chad. This is bait
Evan Fisher
>he was intelligent >brb guys, gonna elope with Robert's betrothed, what's he gonna do, bash my fucking chest in with his warhammer?
Adam Ramirez
>this is bait because it hits close to home with how a fictional character makes me feel inadequate about my cock I read the books, faggot. They mention his quick learning and mastery of the sword often. Connington laments about how he lost a good friend and warrior.
Ryan Hernandez
>never winning any rings. are you retarded? He won the ultimate ring (Iron throne). Not that he wanted it, mind you, but he won the greatest thing he could've won.
Aaron Long
>plunges the 7 Kingdoms into immense debt >laid groundwork for the War of Five Kings >left behind no legitamate heir Look at all that winning.
Angel Cruz
>I read the books. Then surely you remember Barristan Selmy (i.e. someone who absolutely loved&respected Rhaegar) dance around and argue against Jorah when he pretended Rhaegar was the greatest warrior ever?
When one of your greatest supporter argue with people calling you great at something, maybe you're not the bestest.
I'll take Selmy's word (one of the ACTUAL greatest warriors of all time) over Dany's lickspittle.
Matthew Long
what is /got/'s opinion on the most beautiful woman in the seven kingdoms ?
Eli Powell
Connington was in love, can't take this for granted No character is objective anyway
Josiah Hernandez
Bobby B was in his prime comparable to Jamie, likely better, and perhaps just a bit worse than Barristan or Dayne, though certainly stronger. This is the elite tier. He was an okay jouster, but thats kinda faggy anyway.
Kevin Lee
I didn't say he was THE best, just ONE of them.
Christopher Rodriguez
>he didn't win any ring because after winning them he didn't rule wisely
I guess Muhammad Ali never won any fight, given that he's now dead?
Austin Peterson
What makes you say that?
Evan Flores
>>left behind no legitamate heir Cersei took good care of it, couldn't predict her deliberataly repeating the mistake of only bearing inbred bastards and always moontea'ing after he fucked her
Juan Rivera
Except he wasnt, even Jaime has a chapter where he reflects on the people he might be afraid of in battle and could possibly beat him (Hound,Mountain,Prime Bobby B and Barristan) . No one other Jon Cocksuckerton ever talks about Rhaegar as a great warrior. Barristan cuts off Jorah and implies Rhaegar wasnt that great a fighter and even Ned has a chapter where he thinks that Rhaegar was good at jousts but that Bobby B beat him when it mattered
Landon Nelson
Jerked off to the walk of shame about 50 times now
Kayden Martin
Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright
Samuel Myers
>he wins one ring by getting lucky and does nothing of note for his entire career >WOAH SO BASED BOBBY B!! TEEHEE CHECK OUT MY DEVIANTART OF HIS EBIN WARHAMMER!
Samuel Wright
JAIME and TYRION are the best characters. Jon is also very interesting to read about.
Brayden Carter
Jaime vs Khal Drogo boys? Who would win?
Connor Gomez
>No one other Jon Cocksuckerton ever talks about Rhaegar as a great warrior But that's not explicitly true. Whatever, it's a minor thing. The point was that Rhaegar was popular and loved by nearly everyone and was hardly a beta.
Jaxon Price
This is the only acceptable answer
>inb4 she got fat!
That just means theres more of her to lvoe you oiteral faggots. Emilia is a once in a lifetime beauty
Benjamin Smith
Fucking forgot the pic ive been studying for like 12 hours . Im literally drunk-tier exhausted at this point
Dylan Martinez
Jaime would wreck him. Dothraki cant into knights
Brody Hughes
OLD
Andrew Bennett
How the fuck did you get that he won by luck? Get your shit together Rhaegartard. He lost fair&square.
William Turner
you have to admit it would be fucking hilarious if the picture happened though. >zombie bobby fucks cersei one last time before jamie sets them both on wildfire
Aaron Edwards
What? Like in armor vs half naked? Jamie. The dothraki are savages. any decent skilled knight in armor could kill most of them, as Jorah's fight attests. They fight like idiots. Khan Drogo was the best because he was just the biggest, strongest naked idiot slashing at other smaller, weaker naked idiots.
Carson King
>random autistic spindles coming off the dragons that look like Baratheon horns
what did the costume department mean by this
Logan Baker
Cocky arrogant Jaime from Seasons 1-3 was best Jaime desu. The dirty hair + beard look he had really resembled a lion which I always thought was nice.
>teasing catelyn asking if she was lonely and wanted company in her bed while prisoner >asking robb why he had never seen him with girls >strangling the guard to escape >teasing Brienne on the way to King's Landing >pretending to be a poor thief when those 3 stark soldiers confronted Brienne and him >laughing with the traveler who spots them and telling Brienne to kill him the second he turns his head >sitting down on the bridge to rest and then escaping by stealing Brienne's sword
Saving Brienne from rapists and then trying to bribe that Bolton cunt into releasing him was the peak of his character, the perfect amount of virtue and arrogance. He became a boring character the moment he got a haircut imo.
Samuel Nguyen
GRRM has said Jaime pre-amputation is the greatest swordsman to ever live. for the life of me I cant find the sourcd
Dylan Murphy
Depends a bit on the setting, but in 99% of the settings, Jaime wins easily.
Both in their regular gear, Jaime wins (on horse or on foot) Both in armor, jaime wins. ("") Both without armor, Jaime wins. ("")
The only reasonable way that Drogo can win is if they're on horse and Drogo can use his bow. But that's kind of a stupid fight.
Anything else, Jaime destroy him.
Angel Hughes
Cast them in GoT.
Tyler Torres
He was lucky to be at the right spot during the battle, at the right time, to 1v1 the home team captain. There was luck involved in the Battle of the Bells. There was luck involved with all the rebel houses organizing. There was luck with Walder Frey. >inb4 muh destiny
Parker Roberts
>Khal Drogo was the best because he was just the biggest, strongest naked idiot slashing at other smaller, weaker naked idiots.
kek'ed.
Owen Rodriguez
Ser Shadrich and Hyle Hunt.
Colton Torres
Shouldve been Cersei
Brayden Sullivan
didn't say that. but it is the kind of thing that would anger the negro
Austin White
Was replacing his actor a mistake?
Wyatt Collins
Long silver haired beautiful men are like the prototypical anime.
Jason Carter
jaime would just plunge his sword in drogo as drogo makes some 'look at me' speech to his savages.
Christian Clark
yes
Julian Evans
Personally I think so, this actor perfectly captured the flamboyant fucboi that the Dany wanted to be ravaged by. The new guy looked too regular.
Jacob Sanchez
agreed. they should've kept the lion look.
Carter Green
depends if you're talking faithful adaptation or quality entertainment.
The first one was more book accurate. But he was more accurate because he looks like an annoying douchebag.
The second Daario is a bit less like that, which makes him more tolerable, but less book-accurate.
Gavin Cook
yes
Jackson Flores
I kinda wish they kept more colors from the books, show looks too muddy sometimes
Easton Evans
why would anyone side with tardgaryens over him?
Liam Baker
feminism because "lyanna was going to be forced to marry the cheating Robert" and so she fell in love with her precious married father of two Princess Gaygar. also, see , only a roastie or a literal cocksucking faggot would side with the Tarcucks and not the rebels. Every masculine, strong male character was on the rebellions side, thats why GRRM and HBO like to shit on it, Its just general cuckery desu
Anthony Davis
this. GRRM wrote the story of the rebellion like 29 years ago, before all this SJW feminism crap was being jammed down everyones throats. So now, D&D just cant resist being revisionist and changing the story to fit in with the ridiculous narrative.
Andrew Barnes
I just want to see more Dothraki impaling white bitches
Xavier Williams
Did Meera Reed ever breed with a lizard lion?
Michael Richardson
no
Isaiah Morgan
Reminder that "magic jewels" are a ruse.
Alexander Morales
your face is a ruse
Robert Walker
are you suuuuuuuuure?
Zachary Martinez
Why would you say that?
Brayden Martinez
Old ugly angry nigger
Damn what a fucking waste not to introduce the (white) kindly man.
Andrew Jones
model dario was best dario jew dario is worst dario this is known.
Grayson Ramirez
i lost all respect for and attraction to her after her nude leaks. I cant explain it, she looked so gross and patnetic and desperate in them
Asher Ramirez
>Every year I'm like, 'I've forgotten how to be Daenerys, I never knew how to anyway. That last season was terrible; I was awful! I've got to be better!' So that never goes away."