Opening of Ep. IV: "Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire..."
>Lost inconclusive number of fighters, including good pilots >Lost inconclusive number of troopers and transport ships, including unit of experienced infiltrators >Lost several capital ships, including flagship and fleet admiral >Victory
On the other hand, Imperial forces destroyed their own most important archive for no reason (testing a weapon? It was already tested), which is a whole new level of retardation...
And how did they made second Death Star if the Archive with plans were destroyed? Did they steal them back from the rebels?
Jackson Roberts
End of Rogue One >Vader goes on fucking light saber rampage
30 seconds later (aka beginning of A New Hope) >Vader calm, collected, and merely throwing people around and talking a big game
Normies will defend this.
Nolan Cook
the whole movie is retarded
Nathaniel Rogers
I thought many Bothans died? What happened to the Bothans dying to bring the information?
Angel Fisher
>People nitpicking the best Star Wars movie ever.
Bentley Thompson
You are a fucking retard
Gabriel Bennett
That was the 2nd Death Star
Noah Gutierrez
Under 18 gtfo
Brayden Thompson
That was Death Star 2
Landon Hughes
A year later even
Dylan Garcia
Was it? I could've sworn that was in IV.
Adrian Nguyen
Whatever, the kid has kino taste
Xavier Foster
Under 18s buttfucking other under 18s
Ethan Bennett
>reasons I can't stop crying about a dumb family movie (almost a year later)
you really need to stop
Jackson Cruz
You mad grandpa?
Jackson Rodriguez
Don't matter to me that your generation has shit taste. Instagram said it was good, so you follow in droves.
Brody Parker
the plans for the death star using today's technology would be just a few gigabytes compressed. I would imagine someone had a fucking flash drive and copied them.
Noah Williams
That's not how you spell "Empire Strikes Back"
Samuel Cruz
>what is a strategic victory
there you go
Christian Bell
The assault on the archive planet was only a poor imitation of the Death Star assault in ROTJ. They even have a clone of Amiral Ackbar and ground troops just like Han Solo and Leia disabling the shield. Thes Disney movies will always be the same shit over and over again because Star Wars fanboys are cancer, they'll eat up anything and ask for more. Just visit reddit and take a look at the level of these gobshites, it's sickening
Benjamin Nelson
What like the battle of Jutland? They didn't even think that was a victory back in the day
