Germans Are Loving the 'Baywatch' Movie

>The R-rated comedy, which flopped in North America, has earned more in Germany than any other foreign market.
It's no wonder why Dwayne Johnson has personally thanked German moviegoers via Instagram.

>Baywatch, Johnson's summer comedy, is riding a tidal wave of popularity in Germany, earning a huge $16 million to date, one of the best showings ever for an R-rated Hollywood comedy. And it's by far the best showing of any foreign market (the next closest is the U.K. with north of $12 million).

>Overall, Paramount's film adaptation of the classic bikini-and-surf TV show swam past the $100 million mark at the international box office over the weekend even while getting dunked stateside with $57.6 million to date.

>The secret to the movie's success at the German box office? The television show Baywatch was incredibly popular, while TV series star David Hasselhoff — who makes a brief appearance in the movie — is also a brand name there because of his singing career.

>In Germany, Baywatch ranks among the top 10 grossing films of 2017 so far, handily out-grossing the likes of Transformers: The Last Knight ($12.3 million), Wonder Woman ($7.9 million) and The Mummy ($7.5 million). The only two summer tentpoles that have done more business are Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 with roughly $30 million and Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales with north of $28 million.

Why do Krauts have such shit taste in film?

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>Mexico

Mexicans have Cinema? :O

We just wanted to see The Hoff

RAUNCHY BRUHH

Is he ok?

>Krauts

That's exactly what it was. They were just looking for their greatest singer next to Heino.

Oh snap!! I smell a #litty general coming on!!! Oh wait. Sorry. That's just piss....

LITTY

is called Cine

>movie that makes you piss with laughter
>Germans love it

>not liking The Rock
reddit thread

Absolutely litty.

>piss fetishist nation is loving baywatch
you couldn't make it up

#RAUNCHY

#LITTY

#PISSPANTSFUNNY

closing in on 160m

I've met so many Germans and still I have no idea what they find funny.

>Germany loves eating and watching shit

more news at 11

Was it all the promise of pissing that sold the Germans on it?

>closing in on 3x the budget gross

bonna fidel box office success

never doubt the rock johnson

Netflix killed American Cinema.

I want the rock to fuck me hard

>pants pissed
>Germany goes to the movies in droves

Yup

ironic cuck pornography

Tbh if it does decently on streaming for the next 10 years and Rocky got a nice revenue sharing deal, he might well make steady money from this steaming shit.

Cant WAIT to SEE THAT LIL PISS KINO BAYWATCH 2! Me and MY FREINDS have been drinking BLESSED WATER in preparation for the PISS BATH thats is BAYWATTCH 2 (Rated R 2019) I do TWENTY PUSHUPS AND drink 1 JUG OF MILK and 2 JUGS OF WATER to start the day and I WILL NOT PISS UNTIL 2019. My OATH is sealed. And I WILL NOY PISS UNTIL 2019. This ones for my bruthas! Haha cant wait to see this baywatch 2 and gonna watch a lil Baywatch 1 on my alienware laptop right now!!

Every one knew it would be a hit in Germany

Why does Sup Forums hate Germans

We own you

>your nationality """education"""

I think I'd fucking kill myself if my comedy was only popular in Germany, the place known for not getting humour.

crazy sauce lol

im a kraut and dont ask me why, baywatch is utter shit

DAS LITTE

Germans are turned on by piss
Baywatch is a raunchy comedy that makes the audience piss from laughter

Do the math

humor level: german

Germans have no sense of humor. That's why they like Baywatch.

This thread is pure 100% unfiltered IRONY

>german
>"comedy"

youtube.com/watch?v=5P8ILFWlBzA

>Love U back Germany And Mexico And France And everywhere else I'm not mentioning because I have to go back to working out and a brother can't lose a his pump
FUTURE PRESIDENT

That was mildly funny actually.

>lil´ R-rated raunchy comedy
>lil´ beach raunch romp
God someones gotta stop him

Their cinema experience is vastly shit compared to ours. Everything they watch is dubbed. They don't believe in subtitles.

Trump v Rock. dwayne doesnt stand a chance lol

In other hand this is the biggest box office hit in Germany

youtube.com/watch?v=RflLJPlq7SM

>Why do Krauts have such shit taste in film?
It's all the new Germans.

CRAZY SAUCE

>For years foreigners mock American movies
>The objectively worse thing to ever happen to American film making is executives beginning to cater to foreigners
Really make you think.

>European education

LIL'

RAUNCH

ROMP

Those girls sure love Germany must be a nice country.

it's all because of the Hoff right?

I actually saw it because of the Hoff rather than the Rock.

Because you are probably a retarded amerifat, that's why

stop saying raunchy dwayne

Give me one reason why Baywatch is actually bad

You cant

Dwayne....... fuck off

can't scoff the Hoff

JUST RAUNCH IT UP

So maybe sequal?

We meed more DDaDDario

>spic education

>mexican intellectuals

wow,germany is worse than the asian market.damn.

Does he make a cameo in the film?
He surely must.

>post literally reads like a shitposting pasta. no way it's real
>check his instagram
>it's fucking real
LIL'
RAUNCHY
COMEDY

Four people already made that joke in this thread faggot

>he reads the thread before replying to the op

what a gay cuck.

Mildly in a "not really funny, no jokes, just a wacky description of history" way

>that caption

I honestly thought you altered the image as a joke. I checked and it's real. Holy fuck

Beat me to it.

not bad for a lil raunchy R-rated comedy

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Honestly why is Germany so shit

>germans love shit

color me surprised

Syrians love them raunchy comedies

LITTY til you PISSY

Kek