Two Broke Girls

>Ha, that reminds me of this one time I had really sloppy sex with a guy!
*audience bursts with tears of laughter
>Now that I think about it, that was five minutes ago!
*audience struggles to breath from laughing so hard
>Have I mentioned what a massive slut I am?
*paramedics have arrived but are unable to help the asphyxiating audience for they too are laughing wildly*

dude hipsters lmao

Does this show have an audience?

>my mom watched this
W-was she a whore growing up?

The only people I know who watch it regularly are my parents.

I used to fuck a girl who loved this show

she was 1 broke girl after that

Nah she was a vet tech but goddamn she was such a fucking cunt

Kat nude on film when?

I didnt mean financially

this show is not bad. it doesn't try to pretend to be something it's not. they might as well just have named it 2 dumb bitches.

You forgot

>Wow, if I had a nickel for every guy I screwed today, I'd have 20 bucks to blow on condoms
*audience gets gassed by Spetznaz operatives who are laughing too hard to administer the antidote

To be fair, one of the best parts of the show was shitting on hipsters

I unironically find the show funny. It's clear everyone knows it's shit so they just have fun filming it. It reminds me of the old Seinfeld episodes where the plot is only there so the actors can fuck about.

Plus I like Kat's boobs since Nickelodeon days

pls gib dumb white whore gf

>getting mad about female promiscuity
I don't understand this meme. Is it sour grapes?

Anywhere I can watch this online, like Netflix or Hulu?

Honestly this show isn't too bad. I watch it sometimes when I'm hammered and it can be pretty entertaining. The blatant racial stereotyping is so stupidly brash that it's hilarious and I can actually believe that the two MCs are genuine friends. Even the constant one-liners are so bad they're good.

Plus, F A T T I T S.

Amazon prime streaming but you gotta pay per season or episode

two broke girls is mutekino

Why do they cheer for the biggun with the atrocious accent every time she lumbers into a scene?

She's Kramer

>tfw no slutty, large breasted jewish gf

But this show is terrible

Every time I see a thread about this show I feel like it's a thinly veiled request for pics of Kat's fat tats. I am a genius btw.

Whenever I see old ladies I wonder how much of a slut they were way back when.

I mean, lots of baby boomers were free-lovin', pot-smokin' hippies. So chances are your grandma got like five dicks a day. Always remember that.

>white

>The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments

2 broke girls

more like

TWO HUGE TATAS

how is OP mad?

>not whtie

Seriously, what the hell is up with that?

Nobody makes a thread like this that isn't due to mad, user.

>watching any show with an unironic laughtrack

you people do this to yourselves

stop projecting, son

>low effort, canned response
You should probably be more honest with yourself about your motivations in future, OP. Might help you improve your attitude towards the world and make you a happier person.

The fuck aren't you guys posting more glorious kat titties for? We all know that's what we're here for

yeah pham kat dennings is an ashkenazi jew, she isn't white

Go fuck yourself Krager

>show is called "Two Broke Girls"
>There are not really broke.

nigger meltdown when?

Can someone make a detailed writeup of their body hair please.

Post jewish tits.

...

Holy shit you ate so fucking mad right now kek

>you fucking a girl
>someone loving this show


so many lies

huh?

they're morally broke sluts

No, he meant emotionally

>Remember that time we let that ultra-Chad get us both off at the same time in our apartment after downing a bottle of tequila? Omg my cervix was bruised for like a week!
*Audience begins clapping so furiously their metacarpals start to break and blood runs from their lacrimal ducts*

Nope. It's just making fun of the casual attitude towards sex (which will lead us to destruction)

What was your favourite episode?
>That episode where they have to get jobs as cocktail waitresses at a shady casino only to find it was a front for a brothel

Stormfront much?

how about you? let's see your family tree, going back at least six generations, otherwise you're going in the back of the truck, pal.

I'm sorry for your loss but your mom's whore ass roastie vagina was probably so blown the fuck out and used up that it might as well be called the door to the void, before she had you.

When they tried to squeeze in a chad and make him a regular the show pretty much killed itself

It had to be cancelled after that. They'll never learn

I've caught like ten minutes of this show total flipping through channels and I can already tell it's awful in every sort of way. Someone couldn't save up money working as a waitress in a city (I assume it's NYC)?

How did sitcoms get so bad? The 90s and early 2000s had Seinfeld, That 70s Show, Frasier, Black Books, Father Ted, fuck even Friends was kind of cozy

>grandma
>baby boomer

how old are you? my grandmother was born during WWI

The 90's had the worst sitcoms in the history of television. Seinfeld was the exception, that's why it got so popular and still is

But it's no way indicative of the quality of other sitcoms

I think the genre sucks, but already listed good sitcoms from the period, almost all of them overlapping

Is that a swedish police uniform or something?

it's obviously dutch

the girl looks weird though- like some slavic porcelain doll

Frasier, the 70's show, [two literal who's] and metrosexual in the city?

Do I have to call you gay, cause I don't want to do it. There's too much of that going around

that's a lot of reacties
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joke's on you faggot I'm jewish too

Hold on, how many of us here are actually Jews?

Entire site is nothing but sentient jewish AI.

For me, it's not the bad jokes that made this show unbearable, it was "muh capcake buisness". I just couldn't stand that blonde retard and her fucking voice repeating these words.