DICK FART DIARRHEA DONKEY BALLS

LIKE PUKE UP A DONKEYS ASS!

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>PUKE UP A DONKEYS ASS
>FART & DIARRHEA ON DONKEY BALLS
Why would someone do such a thing? I don't get it.

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Why are we still posting about this guy ? He was certainly relevant 10 years ago but nowadays ?

calm down mike

Diarrhea and Diaper are my to favorite words

*giggle snorts*

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I stopped watching once Bootsy was gone. I only watch AVGN when he makes them.

ASS

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Best episode incoming

Anyone have the live stream of Mike Matei shitfaced and playing super mario?

I hope Mike turns his Loco Bandito comics into an animated series.

Cowardly Lion: With a knuck! And a ruck! And a fuck! And a f-fuck!
AVGN: Hey man, did you just swear?!
Cowardly Lion: Uhh, huh huh huh! Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah! Fuck you! Fuck you! Dick! Dick! Dick! Hahahahahaha!
AVGN: (resumes explaining the game) Now the only problem with the lion is that after he dies only once -
Cowardly Lion: (gasps) Die!? (starts crying)
AVGN: - he never comes back!
Cowardly Lion: (runs out of the room and "dies" in an explosion effect) Oh, fuck!

The episodes that came out during this time were GOAT.

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING????

AVGN: [after getting a game over in the Predator game, he accidentally hits start] Oops. I hit Start? I hit Start?! I gotta go all the way back to the beginning! [The Nerd shakes his controller and screams in rage] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! -FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK- SHIIIIIIIIIIT!! [chokes himself with the controller] FUUUUUUCK! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!! AAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS! YOUR MOTHER! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! (Drinks Rolling Rock) That's it. I'm seeing red. I'm gonna beat this fucker right now!

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Nice autism

AVGN: [while he plays Predator on NES, he is growling in rage] Oh, my God, I'm so fucking mad I could take a chainsaw to a fucking baby's neck right now, and kick a baby pony! Out of my way, I'm gonna fuck you up. Fucking game, I'm gonna fucking kill it! [Grunts] Your mother! Your father! Your uncle! Your uncle! [growling] Yeah! Yeah

what did mike mean by this?

AVGN: OHH! UGH, IT'S NASTY, OH, GOD! OH! W- (A nasty gurgle rises from the pit of his stomach, and he pukes on the pile of shit )

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AVGN: I can't even come up with a description that's foul and disgusting enough to even come close to this rancid abomination! Can't describe it. I'm done. For real this time.
(walks off screen for a longer time, before running back on screen)
AVGN: (screams) THIS GAME IS DIARRHEA COMING OUT OF AN OLD WOMAN'S BLEEDING VAGINA! IT'S FUCKING TERRIBLE! WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?! I know. They weren't thinking.

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JUSTICE FOR BOOTSY! Fuck whoever fired him!

This is so fucking tasteless that i dont know if its satire or not

Mike Matei isn't smart enough to make satire.

This one doesn't contain AIDS? I'm impressed.

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Remember when Kevin Finn ruined Jame's movie?

FUCK BAWLLS!

literally 12 year old tier

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is it true Bootsy was fired because he is a Trump supporter and Jame's wife told James to get rid of him?

Ban evading is against the rules
Spamming is against the rules

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lol bootsy is blatantly anti Trump you cuck

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wow, you have memory when you were 2?

awesome

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top kek

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this is good

>Sup Forums garbage still
if you say so shillnny :^)

Mike fired him because Bootsy found out about Mike's bullshit (Loco Bandito, the dick pic, etc.)

based ryan

what
the
fuck

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>HE FUCKING LIKE ALIEN:RESSURECTION!!!

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>fat and balding
>annoying and unfunny
>has a wife

how??? money?

I wanna see all these idiots in 10 years when utube is ded.

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Bootsy left because he wanted to do his own thing.

I'M BEING BUTTFUCKED UP THE DICK

music? for what?

he was a nazi and attacked James with an ax

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no

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how does the a youtube channel support 3 grown men?

boy, everything american is Animal Planet

Doing my job

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Guitar Guy got out just in time!

Hello, I am from /qa/, can I join the fun here?

>Dr.acula I'm AVGN

Hur-hur puking is funny!

is he ilumentari?

by having nearly 2.5 million subscribers

Why does James allow all these retards on his show?

They should have gotten Riley Reid to play her

I bet she smells really good.

watch this

Bitch looks like Jeff the killer

What did he mean by this?

cuz second human larvae is on the way

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is this the gore thread??

Why is he happy that he kissed her?

>spend Friday night at home, shitposting about aging and balding youtubers


you guys are a real senpai, thank you

getting dirt on that wound, damn that's nasty

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cause his femnazi wife wont reduce another hair line of his when he gets home

>DAMN!

Why do people over the age of 12 like this guy? His videos are all the same with the same poop jokes every time

calm your tits

>americans

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I've been watching him since 2009. Go away. Ree.

HIV can't survive outside the body, and certainly not inside a container of lube.

That's a Russian.

atmospheric horror when?

based Sup Forumsro

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He started uploading stuff when I was like 19. Today's is flooded with guys like him, but I don't know, he has some production value.

Being stuck with his "bad classic games" kinda prevents him from shilling new stuff.

>HE'S GONNA TAKE A SEAT IN THE BACK
>TO WATCH HIS WIFE GET BLACKED IN THE ASS

lets channel the fact that we are pathetic and miserable on friday by hating some guys from the internet

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wrong image?