/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Is Lynch a Hack? Edition

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We're NOT gonna talk about Judy in this thread!

first for girl in black is best girl of the group

When's he shaving his head?

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I don't get it?
Obviously the scenes were filmed back to back.

the same episode coop returns to his normal self

>Is Lynch a Hack?
Yep. This new season is fucking boring and horrible. No I haven't been LYNCHED you fucking faggots this is the truth.

I deeply apologize, but I am legally, and morally obligated to say that you have been Lynched good sir.

But don't take place on the same night

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>me, a young lad of 14
>develop a crush on Harriet Hayward back when TP first aired
>thought she was perfect
>was only on 2 eps, which made me sad
>years pass, forget about it
>watch show again before new season, see Harriet
>look up what the actress looks like now

Still beautiful, still perfect. Life is suffering. She's probably a lesbian or something. She's choreographs dance and shit like that, which means she's probably good in the sack.

We've already established chronological discontinuity in Twin Peaks, so I don't really get why you care about this so much?

Agreed

Why isn't my waifu Donna in this? L-Lynch?

She looks like a cunt, I like that.

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The way she sways her hips

davitd lungeeeee xDddd
davidt luncht ZXXXXXX^D^D^d^Ddd^

leftie one could be Ronnete's child

linched

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Girl on the right is fucking amazing.

Lynch is such a hack. He should just gibe in and let the superior Mark Frost take the wheel. Mark Frost knows what he is doing with Twin Peaks lore and is superior to that hack fraud known as so called "Lynch."

which twin peaks girl do you want to hock a loogie on you

dem hipmoves

those suckable titties
yummy

Lucy, Audrey, Shelley and Log Lady

Why is she so perfect?

Croatian here, just seen every episode and season 4 bobby isn't the one it's actually mike "the man" Nelson you'll see..

literally where

rashes are sexy

looks like a bunch of lesbians

eic taste
cheers

F U C K I N G C R O A T I A N S

delet dis

Girl on the far right looks like a man.

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Croatian here Twin Peaks actually got cancelled it ends at episode 12.

>no tits
>same boring haircut
I'll pass

you said Jodie?

Which one is the muffin?

This is why Harambe was shot.

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Depends where it is
>Tfw no best Donna to spit on my cock

more for me

i wish i was inside audrey's stomach rn, lads

Croatian here. Cooper rapes and kills Dianne.

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*blocks your path*

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croation here, lynch's vore fetish really shines through the next episode

gets the delegates for duhnuld

That's how you know she's got bitchfeet

She's such a cunt anyway so I don't care, besides if anyone is in need of busting a nut it's coop can you imagine no fap for 25years?.

looks at you at RR
what do?

he couldn't beat up his meat in the lodge?

no, the arm was evolving

Coop too nice to do that sort of thing, and how could he could anyone get a boner sitting next to a midget. He hasn't got no fap material either.

imagine all that semen

They are the house band

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Maybe that's how they get there white hair.

Soundtrack aficionados of /tpg/, how highly do you rate the aural medicine that is the FWWM OST?

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10/10 because of Sycamore Trees alone.

Bitchfeet for ants?

pink room version was cut off
Blue frank not Included
fuck

the dyke on the left has a nice set of legs

>Pink room theme was kino
Pink room:where you can be in the pinky and the stinky at the same time.

So far I have liked every David Lynch thing I have seen. Is the man a god?

what have you seen?

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James was always cool

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He's pretty talented tbqhwyfamalam. It's easy to call him a little bit of a one trick pony (in that his themes and motifs remain quite close amongst all his work), but it's a trick that many other dedicated Directors and artists could never aspire to.

Post yfw he's back

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bet you also hated Better Call Saul because it's "boring".

Downloading the secret history now. Pretty excited to get cozy. Glad I'm not a sperg that cares about the canonicity of the co-creator's book

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Today I will remind them that Coop refused to fuck her

>it's a Johnny keeps disrupting the case by showing cooper his sonic oc's episode

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>It's easy to call him a little bit of a one trick pony (in that his themes and motifs remain quite close amongst all his work),

That's called being an auteur, my blackie.

he had a better option

He knew too much

>That's called being an auteur

Nope

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>That's called being an auteur

Yup

That's not actually correct, but I think I understand what you're trying to say, so whatever.

>We never got a donna pretending to seduce cooper for clues about the investigation and accidentally falling for his charm

It's not Fucking fair

That's actually correct, but I think I don't understand what you're trying not to say, so whatever.

are you guys still going to watch this now that GoT is starting again?

but that show is just shit

Me only watch 1 TV show at a time. 2 TV shows make head hurt