Fight to the death, who wins?

Fight to the death, who wins?

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ramsay via repeated elbowing to 'tiny' tom cruise's windpipe

>tom cruise
manlette

>gordon
6ft+

Why are Tom's abs sucking to the left?

whoever has had the most martial arts practice. so probably tom because he's probably had dozens of trainers for different movies showing him how to krav maga peoples eyes out and shit.

inb4 Chloe

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ramsay is literally a head taller

Tom Cruise would be FUCKING RAW by the end of it

>height =/= fighting skills

But size is an advantage in a fight. Seeing as they are both middle-aged non-fighters, it makes sense.

Thetans slow a man down

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>this is what manlets actually believe

tom cruise, easy
he made a ton of movies with fights, must fight at least one martial art extremely well

>50 and 55 years
Now show me a woman of this age.

>it's a thread based on another, earlier thread that probably hasn't even 404'd yet
This meme is really taking off

Bruce lee could kill your with a single kick to that ugly face of yours, lanklet.

Not if I held my arm out he couldn't.

Reminding everyone the final boss in the MCU is literally a grapefruit

Bruce Lee wasn't even a fighter, you could at least name a real manlet fighter.

>His sweet little lies

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>bruce lee is the best fighter ever, i saw it in the movies!

oh jesus christ

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Why the fuck are you people photoshopping Ramsay's head in Chloë Moretz's body? This is disgusting. This board is literal garbage.

kek this explains so much

>tfw Gordon is becoming the pizza he once oh so hated

Yes, he could. If you knew the first thing about Bruce Lee you'd known why you were wrong.

Yeah but 6ft bruce lee could kick 5ft bruce lee's ass

Kek

A new player entered the game

But wait, there is an other one

Wrong again, manlet

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Ok I'm tired of you hipsters bringing up 'who' actors just because you want to feel special on Sup Forums. Grow the fuck up, I'm tired of it and I'm tired of you. We're having a discussion on Gordon and Tom and you disturb the flow of all of our posting without as much as a second thought. You're probably a shill but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. Noone cares about the dude in your picture, and neither do you, you just want brownie points from posters on Sup Forums. If you want to have off topic discussion go to Sup Forums where all of the underaged twinks like you jerk each other off. Pathetic. I am this close to buying a Sup Forums pass so I can ban your ass so you can never post these idiotic statements ever again.

Gordon has a height advantage but it doesn't matter as long as Tom can get a good dig in, could go both ways really.

this is some serious manlet rage right here

I think we broke him

Yeah nice buzzword kid. I can tell you're new. 'Manlet' isn't even a real word and all it does is degrade and cause sadness. Height is only an advantage in very rare circumstances and the advantages of being 'short' are greater. But please continue kid, just ignore that plenty of successful people are 'short', that'll show them!

fact.

Conor Mcgregor vs the mountain

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They're sparring, zero head shots. Nothing conclusive about it at all

>MFW

You realize if Hafþór Björnsson wanted to he could just grab McGregor and crush him to death, right? The second he could get his hands on him, McGregor would be dead.

Why is Tom Cruise still pretending to be in his 30s and 6" tall?
I just saw The Mummy and he had Russell Crowe who is two years younger than him refer to him as "young man". (his friend wrote the script)

It's just sparring for fun, come on dude, a lot of dudes at Conor's gym are Icelandic, they're just messing around

>this is what lankets with microdics really believe
Sad! youtu.be/2i0iZcLIrTQ

>a fight where both participants don't want to hurt each other
>proof

she a big girl

ITT acne-ridden lanklets think they're tough because they're tall

Russel crowe looks older than Tom Cruise. Honestly Tom could easily pass for someone in his early 40's late 30's even.

t. kit harrington

For you

Classic!
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is this shopped?

no, this is how women see manlets

gordon would win at the end with his A grade insults, lots of people killed themselves or got their lives ruined cause of his mouth.

SHORT

STOUT

PALE

ELF

mmmmmmm

Too bad she got fat again

Really fat

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do you think I could get some money out of fucked up retards by doing shitty photoshop morphing on deviantart and then putting up a patreon and commissions?

memeing for money? What are you some kind of a jew?

ATTITUUUUUUDE

lets see
legendary hothead vs manlet cultist

gordon would fuck that manlet up

I don't care about the meme aspect but I know there are sick fucks out there who'd want to see niggerifications/bleaching/fattening etc of tons of worthless celebs. But I wonder if they are crazy enough to pay small sums for easy edits. They seem to be crazy enough to pay for terrible diaper furry art.

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I mean technically he's not wrong. It's not the height itself that gives an advantage. It's the reach that comes with it.

You put a lanklet with T. Rex arms up against a manlet with orangutan arms I'm betting everything on the orangutan man

Is there any way to fix that old man sag?

Their arms still look great though

probably through plastic surgery but it's not really worth it at their age anyway

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When will they learn...

scar tissue or he needs to cut weight. abs are all about your weight. a thin layer of fat will make your abs look shit.

Based HAHAHA poster.

Bruce Lee was the human embodyment of the Katana.

How does someone 'unfridge'?
Asking for a friend

Men aren't supposed to have birthing hips, be glad you ducked a femboy requirement unless that's you Chloe

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As a manlet who has been in countless fights, height matters.
It's of course not a sure thing, but that reach is a bitch.
Sometimes a little more reach is all it takes.

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hahahahhahaha
I was thinking oh what a cute couple

F to M trannies love being seen shirtless. They never get the nipples right though.

>HAHAHAHAHA
ftfy

If it's a fight with referee and rules Ramsay wins
If it's a dog fight to the death Cruise wins
I have a lot of experience reading manga about this topic.

I wanna see a FtM with big ol dinner plate areolas on their chest

Gordon Rammstein

if cruise activate jack reacher mode then ramsay's pan will be nice and hot