Valerian and the City of a Thousand Genders

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Genders

Cara is looking fine. post feets

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He's cute but that's a dumb haircut.

who thought that giving this a $180m production budget was a good idea?

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Valerian and the City of a Thousand weebs who hate films even before they've been released because they get triggered by the bright colors in the previews and not at all because Marvel is paying them to shit on any films made from comic properties they don't own

well, they were going to give it to Stan Lee, but he's looking awfully old and frail right now. there were some concerns he might spend it all on a colostomy bag, even if he doesn't need one yet.

how about you photoshop in a haircut you think looks good?

> mullet, right? it's going to be a mullet.

She needs rehab

She needs dick and I know where she can get some

He looks like that German chick from Man of Steel

So does Ezra Miller (from the neck up)

I actually think that looks cute.

$180 million production budget for a sci-fi based upon a series of 'graphic novels' which are unknown outside of europe, and not exactly huge there either outside of France.

Story is a mishmash of several of tsaid novels, resulting in an even more difficult to follow plot than the original stories.

Two leads who have zero chemistry and are practically unknown to the movie audience, much unlike 5th Element which rode on Bruce Willis popularity to get people to watch a quirky sci-fi.

Poor (by RT summer blockbuster standards) score (70% and dropping fast)

Won't open in China until August at the earliest, if it opens there at all.

It will bomb.

>inb4 reddit spacing

Fuck off Reddit loser in life.

I'm going to see it. Especially when it bombs.

>people find this thing attractive

>people find this thing attractive

She's a cute... ehh

I saw the trailer yesterday and it surprised me how shitty the cg looked. Like something from 2010.

haha she's so quirky

lukes like a guy in his early 20s

Yes she's cute as F#%K and an endearing actress.

>being this bitter
Dane? Is that you?

Just like us haha

When did Richard Dawson get contacts and let his hair grow?

Look at the tits on her

she looks like a wizard

I bet she was a proper chav in secondary school

Maybe she's a witch.

You mean Dawkins, I'm guessing

>movies stars Dane and Cara
>faggots say movie has shit cast

pleb exodus when?

He's ugly but I have a dire urgency to kiss passionately his lips before wrecking his boipucci

Women are so easily led
Here lady, put some of this greasy ass makeup on your freshly shaved head
You know what?
Let's just go ahead and put some sprinkles up there too

Dane is a bitter Ledditor. He's shit.


Cara's cool.

>Dane is a bitter Ledditor.
How do you know this?

>Post-op Ben Shapiro actin' silly.jpg

Because some of the shit he says

>Megadeth
wtf i love cara now

Can't we call him reformed instead of bitter though?

man, white people with black hair look really weird.
Never seen on in real life where I live.

Do you live in a remote Swedish village or something?

>comparing that ugly fish faced jew to Antje, let alone Dane

Not even close

I like her body of work DESU lads

bases Mezières

CARA IS CUTE!

>chav

She's rich as fuck. Her godfather owns GQ/Vogue/Vanity Fair and her grandfather helped run the Daily Mail. That's why she has a career in the first place.

Her feet are too manly. Also, why does she have Daredevil's logo on her hip?

anyone else catch the opening sequence preview?

Was well done.

She is one of us

she's from Belgravia

Mullets only look good on asians,silly.

damn son

She looks cyberpunk as fuck.

so0o0o quirky xD

Yeah wow! That's really disgusting! Great job.

It might end up being good, but fucking hell, that movie was miscast as all fuck. The babyface weird fuck and Cara weirdo Delevigne don't match the vibe of Valerian and Laureline.

dont make fun of danefu he might see this thread