Based Azor Jorah edition Prev: Reminder that Jorah:
>will be cured of Greyscale by Sam Tarly at the Citadel >will protect him from his father's minions >will escort Sam to the Wall with some shit that defeats the Walkers >will rejoin Daenerys and Tyrion, plus Jon and the other pals >will join guys like Brienne, Davos and Tormund on a mission to capture a walker >will capture said walker and return unmolested >will rejoin Daenerys's crew >will watch her full mad after she gives birth to Jon's son and Jon dies >will be forced to kill her since nobody else has the balls to deal with her >will join the new Night's Watch as its 1000th Commander, rebuilding the lands destroyed by the walkers >is Azor Ahai
can someone tell me how many hours are left until it airs? t. ausfag that just woke up
Aiden Jones
>the wildlings don't rape every Northerner they can get their hands on >all of the foreign immigrants flooding Westeros to fight the Westerosi war easily assimilate to society
thanks D&D
Xavier Edwards
first!
Landon Rivera
First for based frogfu
Josiah Stewart
gonna kill myself if the first episode is boring as fuck desu
Camden Morris
Azor Jaqen Azor Stannis Azor Beric
Cameron James
any good livestreams?
Austin Collins
First for George will announce Winds of Winter tonight and nobody will care.
Asher Anderson
Varys: "Brandon please, don't make me lick your asshole clean again" Bran: "Do it or I'll warg into you and make you kill yourself. Now lick up my poopy and tell me how delicious it is" Varys: "But Bran I don't want any more poo_" Bran: "Do it. Now Varys." Varys: "Ohhhh... if only I let those damn Starks die when I had the chance."
Nathaniel Barnes
Tfw working nights so will miss when it airs
Owen Gutierrez
Any good recap vids going on youtube?
Ayden Russell
Miss me?
Connor Collins
Does the .stream work with streamlink?
Hudson Powell
Reminder that this board is Sup Forums and as such this is a place to discuss the TV show, not whine about the books. Whining about books makes you a bed-wetter.
Examples of bed-wetting behaviour -
Genuinely believing Stannis is still alive (delusional beyond belief) Mentioning "Darkstar" (whatever that is) Trying to cast or droning on about characters that will obviously not even appear in the show Referring to the White Walkers as "Others" Crying about some goofy zombie Cat Stark story being removed Calling the Three Eyed Raven "Bloodraven" like a complete oaf Saying "Dabid" Not realising that saying "frogfu" is as beta as it gets Whining about 104 year old Barristan Selmy being outnumbered and killed Bringing up Reddit in any context Using terms like "bookfag", "showpleb", "normies" or any cringeworthy variant
Please stick to discussing all the good and bad aspects of the TV show only. No bed-wetting.
If any of this post upsets you please do not whine like a child, kindly piss off to /lit/ and try not to weep when you get bullied.
Ian Gray
2hours 45minutes standing by
Nathan Powell
First episodes always are, they have to recap everything and show all the characters so its more of just glancing over where everyone is at than providing any advancement in the plot
Carter James
Every day
Blake Campbell
Joffrey sure didn't
Logan Jackson
Find a legit stream you poorfag
Nathan Jones
nth for my internet has been cutting out all day and I know it's going to cut out at 2.
FUCKING SHITCUNT VIRGIN MEDIA YOU CUNTING CUNTS!
Tyler Hill
GoT Leak Reminder: Tyrion is Azor & the Warlock's use Drogo's corpse to create a monster to go after Dany. Save it while you can HBO keeps having it removed from reddit and Sup Forums.
Is it worth watching this season or not? I just want to see the ending
Kevin Martin
Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright
Nicholas Foster
>Genuinely believing Stannis is still alive (delusional beyond belief) He is thoguh.
>>Mentioning "Darkstar" (whatever that is) >whatever that is end yourself
>> Trying to cast or droning on about characters that will obviously not even appear in the show > not even allowed to complain when they leave important characters out it's not about the book, it's about the show
> Referring to the White Walkers as "Others" that's what they are senpai
>> Calling the Three Eyed Raven "Bloodraven" like a complete oaf > showfags unironically prefer using uselessly long words
fucking showplebs, end your lives
Carter Smith
Sansa: "Joffrey please, that hurts!" Joffrey: "What? You don't like getting fisted by your father's dead thumb?" Sansa: "Please... just... not my asshole okay?? Anywhere but my tiny asshole." Joffrey: "Oh but I want your asshole all to myself... and your father." Sansa: "Wait stop, what are you doing___OWWWWWW"
Brayden Rodriguez
not gonna give any shekels for the HBO jews, fuck off
Nolan Gutierrez
Gonna eat this bad boy,pregaming by fapping to naked khaleesi from last season and watching some comfy Season 1 videos. Gonna get me some shrimp teriyaki and funyuns and a chocolate cake for the premiere. What will /got/ eat while watching tonight?
Kayden Price
user, that's bait pasta that gets posted like every other day don't bother yourself with it
Angel White
it's only 7 episodes, might as well get it over with
Hudson Turner
Drogo's body was burnt to ashes you fucking mongoloid.
David Martinez
why do people keep saying its tonight? When he said this days ago?
Camden Murphy
>Bedwetter spotted
Nathan Gray
W H E N?
Kevin Kelly
KINO EDMURE/JAIME ON HBO2 NOW
Charles Cruz
spicy barbeque Doritos™ that I got on RTC at Tesco
Matthew Harris
I'm eating this
>pizza is feminine, moron
Jack Johnson
>ranch dressing for pizza
Ryan Fisher
>was a shit smuggler >basically an equivalent to a nigger chimping out >disgrace to his house and family
Logan Brown
Its a prelude to something. Tonight is the earliest big event he could make an announcement on. If he's not gonna say something tonight he should have waited till after the premiere to post it.
Cooper Ortiz
thats garlic powder buddy, not ranch
Jackson Turner
>he linked an image >on Sup Forums
Lucas Anderson
Roose Bolton's Morton's Fork
Roose Bolton is faced with a doozy of a dangerous one during the siege.
If Roose lets everybody stay as they are, they'll fragment even further into murderous factions and weaken the siege from within by picking each other off: Game Over.
If he sends the most dangerous out into the snow, they may side with Stannis or die: Game Over.
Either he's left with too few to defend the walls, or Stannis gains more numbers quite directly. If he keeps the worst with him and puts them on lockdown, his whole army can't be an effective defensive force against Stannis and the troublemakers may still try killing him and others: Game Over.
If he sends a mix of supporters and dangerous tools outside to fake surrender to Stannis, they may achieve something — or, more likely, get caught thanks to teeth-clenched teamwork not working: Game Over.
If he's found a way out of this by picking the snowdrifts and being creative with who he sent outside, it'll be fun to see.
All in all, general winter has not been kind to either him or Stannis by arriving when he did.
Mason Hernandez
WILL D&D GIVE RANDYLL TARLY AT LEAST A SINGLE SCENE OF BEING A SKILLED SOLDIER BEFORE THEY KILL HIM OFF?
Julian Wright
end yourself jaqensperg
Eli Long
he's not good enough for khaleesi yaaaaaas slay queeeennnn!!!!!!!!!!!
No he will be incompetent in every aspect of his life just like every other misogynist, racist, homophobe, transphobe bigot!
Carter Gray
How long until the episode airs?
Daniel Lee
Is this the guaranteed final season?
Evan Cox
Anyone has the stark version?
Owen Kelly
>Based Reddit leaker saves us 2hours >So first scene opens with the Tullys having another dinner. Celebrating the Red Wedding. Walder Frey is alive, hehe no its Arya obviously. She essentially cheers on the entire Frey family and gets them to drink poison during her speech to them that eventually becomes more obvious that shes not who she appears to be. Gives epic ass fucking speech while they all die about leaving a wolf alive was a big mistake and now the sheep are being slaughtered. She leaves the women alive because they dont have any part in it >Second scene is Cersei over a man painting a giant map of Westeros and Jamie comes in they have a talk about enemies from the north south east and west. Then the Greyjoys show up with a fleet and where Euron offers his navy if Cersei marries him. She refuses but he says something about giving her an invaluable gift upon his return and she wont be able to refuse him.
William Martinez
...
Isaiah Johnson
when the fate of the continent depends on a dick sucked, I will
Kevin Davis
top kek
Chase Adams
no one gives a fuck about your reddit-tier blog post.
Matthew Moore
Who read the books and thought they were shit here?
I also think the show is mediocre since season 1. I've wasted so many hours of my life on this shit
Camden Miller
>a whole pizza pie as a "pregame" >fapping to Dany >has shrimp teriyaki as a main course >will also eat a chocolate cake and funyuns
Literally how fat are you?
Nolan Kelly
(you)
Asher Perez
That is one tiny ass piece of meat. And to think that it will become even smaller once cooked.
Daniel Martin
jelly tbqh
Jordan Gonzalez
rudeposters not allowed
Dylan Smith
>Quick scene where Bran and whats her face cant remember her name finally show >Next is a dinner scene with Jon at Winterfell with all the houses of the North where the begin their strategy of fighting the White Walkers. Sansa undermines his authority in front of the houses because she thinks the houses that betrayed Ned should be replaced by loyal familiies where Jon doesnt think children of said traitors should be punished for their mistakes. He gets the two kids of the two houses the pledge allegiance and everyone cheers on Jon for being a cool dude up to the wall, Nights Watch let them in. >Second follow up is Sansa and Jon having a bit of back and forth about what she just did but she makes good points about him and saying dont be stupid like Ned. Ned was noble and so was Robb but it got them killed so be smarter.
Hudson Perry
Download Mobdro for android
Gavin Thompson
Based steak poster.
Sebastian Gray
I hear GoT is coming back tonight.
Mason Hughes
but how do you know its a prelude to anyhting though?
Luis Ross
Tommen: "Margery stop, I don't want that." Margery: "What's the matter my handsome king? We must consummate our wedding or you'll never be a true king." Tommen: "It's just... I'm used to doing... other things..." Margery: "What other things my dear? Name it and we can try it together!" Tommen: "No... you don't get it... I'm into men... older men... much older men." Margery: "What?!!? Don't tell me those meetings you've been having with the High Sparrow were actually_" Tommen: "Yes. When I go to the High Sparrow he's kind to me. He teaches me how to suck his cock real good and be a good boy who obeys the seven." Margery: "Tommen that's..." Tommen: "I know..."
Josiah Cox
Now that these threads are moving fast again I'm free to go full autismo with cutesaac spamming
Parker Sullivan
I'm so ready for GoT!
Oliver Scott
Aw but what about that overpriced cheap wine with the GoT label! Don't you want commerical made wine that tastes nothing like the "time period" represented in the show? It makes the immersion so much more palette-able to cheer with Tyrion every time he drinks.
Landon Hughes
Never used hbo Now before, does the episode go live on Now at the same time it starts airing?
Nathaniel Green
WTF is that white sauce? This is not a NY/NJ pizza.
Ryder Murphy
Kapsalon!!!
Jayden Parker
>Thinks books are shit >Thinks show is shit Why are you here?
Jeremiah Torres
Its NY. thats spnot sauce, that garlic powder in a cup
Ayden Kelly
>i know
Adrian Rogers
>They get a raven with a message from Cersei saying bend the knee or die. Sansas like ohhhh no you dont know her jon she crazy, Jons like bitch please we united the north and winter is here with a thousand miles of snow and they are a southern army. They cant do shit. >Also hilarious scene between that wildling dude and whats her name (Fuck I should probably rewatch the last season this week names are escaping me). She is training with Tyrions old trainee guy dude and she throws him in a pile of snow and the Wildling guys like with the funniest/creepiest face says "You are a very lucky man" Its funny as hell and will be talk of the episode I gurantee it. >Final notable scene is Danaerys and crew rolling up to Dragonstone where the clean the place up and end up at the giant map that Stannis banged the Red Witch on and she says "Sha'll we begin?" To Tyrion and cue credits and epic music. See u next week everyone, boring premiere.
Noah Bennett
Yes
Owen Jackson
not him
i'm here to drink a lot of beer and laugh
Robert Johnson
Oof... I've got bad news for you, user
Lucas Powell
>he's never coming back
John Kelly
>corn in quesadillas
are you fucking retarded?
Benjamin Parker
Best boy
Joseph Bell
KYS retard before Roose gets Loose
Levi Rodriguez
No, season 8 is the confirmed final.
Samuel Diaz
it also goes live on HBOgo, it fully loads within minutes and u can fast forward.
Youre welcome
Jeremiah Long
Like Mad Men and Breaking Bad they're doing the split the last season over two years meme.
Evan Hall
Because George has said in the past that he avoids mysterious posts because people will get their hopes up. It could just be a big fat nothing burger and be a prelude to the premiere of this season but the tags were a song of ice and fire.
