OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF RICHARD HORNE >Pirated Shadow the Hedgehog on PS2 >Sharpened his katana beyond regulation >Switches IP addresses when he's banned from Sup Forums >Put a whoopee cushion in Grandpa Ben's chair >Stole a friends copy of Shadow The Hedgehog in Middle School >Donates to Shadman's Patreon >Downloads Linkin Park songs from Frostwire >Drew a mustache on a photo of Sheriff Truman >Switched the sugar and the salt shakers in the RR Diner >Mixes up M&Ms and Skittles at parties >Puts random people's mailbox's flag up even when they're not sending anything >Broke into the Sheriff's station and installed Windows Vista on all the computers >Borrowed Great-Uncle Jerry's car without asking >Called the Great Northern the Mediocre Northern
Nathan Murphy
OP HAS SPOKEN! SPOKEN!
Jacob Bell
Let me lay it out for you. Eddie Vedder and David Lynch are friends. He says he's making Twin Peaks and wants a song for it. Lynch gives an idea of what the lyrics should be about, just like his directing style, and Eddie Vedder does it. The only reason we heard is is because he played the song live and for some Jack White thing, but it's definitely for Twin Peaks and I'm leaning towards Cooper never getting his mind back.
Lincoln Reyes
So no one talks about this scene? Maybe they will when they see a REAL MAN version of it in webm format.
Lucas Murphy
Saw people talking about Lynch bluray releases. FWWM could possibly be bundled later with the show when it gets a boxset. Inland Empire wouldn't be worth putting on bluray itself (though there is a European bluray release of it) but I like the idea someone said before where you could put all of Lynch's short films made after it with it too and various other special features to make up the room.
Dominic Ortiz
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Eli Rivera
That was the best scene so far. Cole didn't reveal what he saw and Albert noticed he was looking off in the distance.
Austin Parker
fuck off vedderposter and stop fucking up the OP
Nathaniel Smith
Real thread
Henry Stewart
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Benjamin Brooks
Calm down, buddy. You know it's right. Sorry, your bootleg thread that you made after this one is a failure.
William Nguyen
Friendly reminder that vedderfags might actually be right.
Ethan Allen
JEREHMEH SPOOOOKANE CLESSS TERRDAAAAAY
Landon Wilson
OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF JANEY-E JONES
>Rapes defenseless autists >Threats assault on defenseless business men >Constantly speeding >Records over other people's VHS tapes >Hates blacks >Molested Sonny Jim but it's okay she's a strong wymen and he liked it anyway >Regularly pisses in the coffee she makes for her family >Has psychotic delusions of being a big star in Hollywood >Illegal immigrant, she only pretends to be an American >Takes Dougie Jones' prescription
Jace Parker
>Secret Diary Laura
That's literally fan-fiction.
Zachary White
You are the type of fuck that was getting threads deleted last night. GTFO
Joseph Collins
God I wish that were me.
Carter Morales
Hahaha LYNCHED Y N C H E D
Jason Reyes
REAL GENERAL HERE
Cooper Morris
Stop spamming your bullshit. This OP was created before yours. Deal with it.
Julian James
She's single anons. Why haven't you nutted up and hit that yet? Give me literally one reason.
James Cruz
HAHAHA
HAHA
AHA
FUCKING LYNCHED
LYNCHED Y N C H E D
HAHAHAHA
Asher Parker
Episode 10 was the best yet. I dunno why people were crying about it.
Nathan Myers
I don't give a fuck that the other thread was later, but this is like the tenth fucking thread ruining the OP with this autistic vedder bullshit Christ I fucking hate the vedderposter so much, worst samefag on this general
Ryan Wilson
no /tpg/ in subject
Dominic Phillips
You didn't even make the OP properly, though.
Crippling fear that if I fuck up and she laughs at me I will never be able to enjoy the show again.
Grayson Baker
You are samefagging your thread and it's sad. I'm not OP but it's ridiculous.
Oliver Wilson
>HE LIES AND SAYS IT'S THE REAL /TPG/! >CAN'T FIGHT THE VEDDERMAN!
Robert Kelly
Cause Laura is a shit
Cooper Powell
She has to be crazy as fuck to be single at her age.
Lucas James
>They had the fucking singing Starbucks faggot. It was pathetic and embarrassing. What is this? GoT?
Nathan Williams
>five posts >five posters Way to out yourself as a bandwagon newfag
Asher Sanders
If anything you just proved your own thread is full of samefaggong (obvious from all your vedderposts but even beyond that)
the casino boys are fucking hilarious Most of the dialog and interactions with them are odd as hell and I love it I'm really glad Todd is getting more screen time too, because he is definitely a key player in this
Austin Thompson
>Vedderposter manages to ruin two Twin Peaks threads at once
Impressive.
Michael Myers
Looks like we have a new contender for /bestgirl/ lads. What do you think?
John Morgan
Rebekah Del Rio
Isaac Sullivan
I think so too. I need more Candie pics.
Dominic Parker
Fucking show-ruining filler bitch. FILL HER how about that.
Parker Clark
I need a good photo shop type app
Michael Jones
>Irish literally perfect holy fuck
Thomas Morris
Just use GIMP you pleb
Joseph Smith
FWWM already is with a boxset and the short films were included in Criterion's blu ray release of Eraserhead.
Matthew Lopez
I meant with a boxset that includes season 3. Also the latest short film in the Eraserhead bluray is from 1995. Lynch made some after Inland Empire came out. Maybe they could see if they could remaster On the Air (all 7 episodes at 1080p would probably be too large for a single disc though, let alone one with another movie on it) and throw it on with Inland Empire. I don't know, I'm just throwing out ideas to fill the space to make it worth doing.
Owen Bell
>Irish >blonde
Colton Mitchell
Bunnyfu
Julian Walker
>the way she was grinding her hips on Dougie
Brehs...
Lucas Stewart
i wish doggie were me and watts was replaced by rebekah del rio except she was riding my face reverse cowgirl
Gavin Lopez
this reminder is friendly in the way that jehovahs witnesses are friendly
Ryan Williams
I've been thinking she looked like shit this season, age had finally beat her. She had reached Just level. But seeing her smile this episode she looked amazing.
Jacob Flores
Stop knocking on my door and stop wearing short sleeve shirts.
Jordan Anderson
At least that is true though.
Logan Flores
>Hired a hitman to kill her ex-gf
Juan Bailey
Calm down, Richard.
Hunter Howard
sherylposter spotted. Take advice from pic related
Connor Wright
Dougigue gett pusy
Benjamin Wright
haha that's true, man
Noah Turner
>not ending the series with Julee Cruise please leave
Blake Gonzalez
>It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. until the movie comes out next year, anyway
Jason Gutierrez
Shit thread
Jaxon James
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Hudson Campbell
Stop being Dougie.
Nathan Bennett
>it's a "dougie just wants to eat chocolate cake but gets raped" episode
Jayden Thompson
Thanks to your efforts to divide The Community with your fake + gay + late thread
Christian Nguyen
mfw to idiot too understand this clever wordplay
Owen Jackson
Who else is skipping all the Roadhouse music on season 3 rewatches?
Caleb Brooks
Could be a maiden name but I thought it was interesting when I heard about it.
Jose Harris
>Who else is skipping all the Roadhouse music on season 3 rewatches?
Ayden Campbell
she's great
I wonder if someone ever counts how much screentime each character has
I bet it's turn out she's the 2nd main character after dougie
Evan Carter
If you thought that was something go watch Mulholland Drive
Hunter Morgan
What the hell is wrong with his thumb nail??
Dominic Martin
Why would her mail be delivered to the police station?
Benjamin Watson
Scared the shit outta me when I first saw it. I watch Peaks as Lynch recommends, in a pitch black room with studio headphones as close to the screen as possible.
Austin Jones
Um, because she sent a letter to the police station. Where did you think it would go?
Christopher Ward
Probably came off entirely at some point
Benjamin Taylor
what was he thinking at this moment
Joshua Ross
>Fuck Horne, South Dakota. ha ha
Nicholas Green
Is their relationship ethical?
William Anderson
>Eddie Gaydar
Literally who?
Andrew Gray
Credits aren't canon. Secret History of Twin Peaks makes it clear that Albert is Jewish (Albert RosenFELD)
Matthew Adams
>watching a show in E-AC3 Dolby Surround Sound with stereo headphones I thought Lynch was supposed to know about audio?
you can make surround sound mixes that sound good folded down as well as with their intended purpose. Plus, as if a 2.0 mix won't exist when it's released on bluray
Liam Carter
Rosenfeld isn't a Jewish name. I'm pretty sure there was a higher up Nazi named Rosenfeld.
Elijah Kelly
>Rosenfeld isn't a Jewish name. It sort of is.
Dominic Jackson
But it does not matter because his last name is Rosenfield.
Wyatt Anderson
>Rosenfeld isn't a Jewish name
Kayden Sanchez
Uhh, it will be 5.1 channel DTS audio at 1600+ kbps on BluRay, Bozo
Elijah Sullivan
>The fifth level assumes that the unconscious exists and has a reality just like any other existent. However odious it may be, this means that the "spirit" is also a reality, and the "evil" spirit at that. What is even worse, the distinction between "good" and "evil" is suddenly no longer obsolete, but highly topical and necessary. The crucial point is that so long as the evil spirit can not be proved to be a subjective psychic experience, then even trees and other suitable objects would have, once again, to be seriously considered as its lodging places. >Jung, Collected Works vol 13, paragraph 249