So, why did Einhorn shit herself at the end of Ace Ventura?
So, why did Einhorn shit herself at the end of Ace Ventura?
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she was incontinent
It's a butt plug idiot
Mmmmm...yeah imagine if you could just squeeze that delicious brown lump and watch as it comes dribbling put of the sides and seeping through the fabric mmmmm.... I'd lick her warm little asshole completely clean... mmm just imagine all the tiny speckles of feces mixing with your saliva right before sliding down your throat and into your digestive system mmmmhmmm
Thats called anal prolapse you dumbcunt.
I remember seeing this as a kid and being confused as fuck
Me too
Now I have hemorrhoids and can appreciate the kinography behind this
No tranny has or ever will look that good. Headcanon is she's a futa.
She was hiding her breakfast sausage in there
It's his massive cock, the tuck goes all the way around to the back.
that's fucking stupid, are you seriously this retarded?
i don't get it
Yes. She shat a cock.
God I love Sup Forums
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Trannies fuck their penises down between their balls, Einhorn's is too big
this is like those "sexy throat" vids on youtube.
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you seem to be new here. get the fuck out
>ywn be Sean Young with a giant feminine penis
jdimsa
How long is her cock that it can wrap all the way around the bottom of her body like that to the back?
And what does she do if she gets a boner?
>she
would Sup Forums hit it?
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Well slim with a 7"+ could, probably.
My 8 year old self asked my dad why the poo wasn't leaking through.
He told me Einhorn tucked his dick back.
Who elses dad is a realist?
>reddit: the comment
Fun fact: Einhorn is "unicorn" in german.
Yeah I really didn't get it
>taking the bait: the redditor response
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Fucking absolute madman
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Right here, lad.
>what's that, dad?
>that's a dick and balls. he's a she, and tucked it back to look like a girl.
please don't include me in the screencap.
>I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.