Who would he vote for?

Who would he vote for?

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It doesn't matter. He'd fund/bribe both candidates, and all of congress, the senate, and the supreme court. That way, however the votes turn out, Scrooge is the one who wins.

Vote? He'd be making money from both candidates.

>Scrooge
>Spend money

>Trump's tax reform includes:
>All other Americans will get a simpler tax code with four brackets – 0%, 10%, 20% and 25% – instead of the current seven. This new tax code eliminates the marriage penalty and the Alternative Minimum Tax (AMT) while providing the lowest tax rate since before World War II.

>No business of any size, from a Fortune 500 to a mom and pop shop to a freelancer living job to job, will pay more than 15% of their business income in taxes. This lower rate makes corporate inversions unnecessary by making America’s tax rate one of the best in the world.

>Hillary's tax reform
>taxfoundation.org/article/details-and-analysis-hillary-clinton-s-tax-proposals

He'd prefer Trump's policies, but also have a rivalry with him like he does with Glomgold and Rockerduck. So he wouldn't vote.

Gary Johnson

Scrooge is David Rockefeller tier, he doesn't need to vote, he control the federal reserve and decide everything the politics do, he's above them.

Gary Johnson, likely, based on his established views.

no, he wouldn't.

Scrooge is above all things honest. He prides himself in having gotten to the top fair and square, and doesn't believe in cheating to get his way.

He'd find the candidate he liked the most and campaign the fuck out of them.

Usually he'd vote for the Republican since he would care about tax cuts for rich people above all else, but in this election probably Johnson. He'd hate Trump personally as a phony.

Assuming he wouldn't just run for office himself, I would guess Trump.

Trump is basically John D. Rockerduck. They'd be rivals.

this.

Except Scrooge would be the obvious victor since trump fucking bleeds money to due to being all hot air and not actually making money just looking like he makes money.Scrooge earned every cent he ever had.

Fuck now I wish we could vote for scrooge instead.

Also it doesn't matter who anyone would vote for, due to a mechanical fault in the voting tabulation system Gladstone would win despite never running OR being an option on the polls.

confirmed for having never read Scrooge

He would run himself and win as the first duck president

>becoming President
>good luck
pick one

becoming president would be fucking terrible for Scrooge's pocketbook.

He'd have to spend his time running the country instead of managing his business interests.

No one

he'd run himself if he could,too bad he's not a native

John D Rockerduck is John D Rockefeller dumbass, so is more logically to make him the actual David Rockefeller.

and Scrooge is from the same tier anyway, he doesn't need to votes for some politic, he literally controls political parties with his money, why this board is full of ignorant underage people?

Rockerduck is actually closer to Trump than Rockefeller. Whiny show-off asshole throwing money around that he didn't earn.

>gotten to the top fair and square

good goy

Rockerduck is Rockefeller in name only, you ignorant shit.

is he a US citizen?

He's a fictional character.

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Looks like someone isn't smarter than the smarties.

a fucking duck, probably?

>people get older as time goes by.jpg

if Donald Trump was a duck would he be called Donald Duck?

No. Donald Duck is actually capable of feeling shame.

John McAfee.

>implying

Lincoln
Lincoln
I've been thinkin'
What on Earth have you been drinkin'?

>implying Hilarry Clinton wouldn't feeling more shame.

Is it water? Is it wine?
OMG it's turpentine

He's a Jew so Hillary.

>Implying he wouldn't run for president himself

he would hate trump like he hates gladstone. his wealth was given to him, he's never had to earn it.

It would get in the way of his treasure hunting.
Plus he would probably get pissed off and destroy a nation by himself.

>"President? Do ye know how much wealth I'd have to give up ta be president?"

Oh yeah

I kept thinking Scrooge running would basically end up similar to Teddys election and presidency

He's an immigrant. He legally can't run for president.

You are now aware that Trump's grandfather made his fortune running a saloon in Whitehorse, Yukon during the gold rush, the exact same tiny town where Scrooge opened his first bank and made his first million at the exact same time.

Scrooge is almost guaranteed to have canonically met Trump's grandfather.

Scrooge would vote Democrat because it'd make life harder for his rich rivals. not only does he like to 'do things the hard way,' but he sincerely believes that he has an advantage over his rivals when things are more difficult.

Unlikely, Scrooge spent most of his time far as fuck away from that Saloon, mining gold and living off the land and not talking to people.
Scrooge was kind of sick of people by that point.

>Gladstone becomes President
>says a bunch of stupid uneducated bullshit as a bluff to pretend he's well informed with shit, and the entire country eats it up like candy while his only legitimate critics are ignored by popular demand
>he makes a bunch of tremendously half-assed decisions while sticking to his NEET lifestyle as often as possible (which is inexplicably allowed for no other reason than because he won by an unprecedented landslide, and nobody wants to ruin their career by being the faggot who reprimands Mr. Popular)
>every one of his retarded decisions works out despite the fact he put zero effort into making them, which only feeds into his hype
>he quits about a month into his term after he gets sick of going to all the boring meetings, and only stays that long because he had an entire nation fellating his ego
>the people continue to keep trying to reelect him, and he just stops checking his mail and ignoring that shit until they leave him alone

A vast majority of Scrooge's wealth comes from investing in hard work and plundering ancient ruins.

Trump.

No idea why everyone ITT keeps beating around the bush.

Why would scrooge vote for his nemesis, a man who only knows greed and can't understand the true value of a dollar?

Why would Scrooge ever vote for an idiot who inherited his money and connections from his father, has no business sense whatsoever (seriously, check out what happened to Donald Trump's Atlantic City casinos; two went bust because they ended up competing against Trump's other casinos, and the third was constructed on a $4 billion loan with 14% interest, then proceeded to lose money hand-over-fist for three decades until the recent workers' strike, causing it to close down this Labor Day weekend), who lies even when there's nothing to gain and plenty to lose from doing so, who has never made an honest dollar himself (and, as of late, has quite often lost money through his dishonest methods), and who has pretty much singlehandedly torpedoed the GOP's message that rich people deserve their wealth just by being such an idiotic little prick? If anything, Scrooge would rather have his own fuck-up of a nephew in the Oval Office than let Trump have it.

This, but Trump's equivalent isn't Glomgold, it's this guy. Americans may not know him but he's a big character in Europe and the antithesis to both Scrooge and Glomgold - He inherited his money and is a shrewd, careless businessman with equal parts success and failure who doesn't mind spending money but goes to any length to make it back - as long as it's legal, as he doesn't stoop to violence like Glomgold.

>Why would scrooge vote for his nemesis, a man who only knows greed and can't understand the true value of a dollar?
hillary?

>Trump did not make his money lol it just fell out of the sky XD

Honestly, even Rockerduck isn't a perfect comparison. Trump's had more failures than successes (some of which he's tried to spin into being successes [e.g. Trump Steaks, which actually went bust about 2 years after it started, partially due to the fact that it was sold in dedicated appliance stores instead of supermarkets]). Rockerduck is careless, yes, but at least he actually can make money legally (even if he's just as likely to blow it all on a bad investment). Trump pretty much has to scam other people into believing he's a good businessman and that they'll make money by being affiliated with him in order to make money himself (case in point, his Hollywood condos, which ended up being foreclosed on while he left the investors out to dry on the basis that, unlike what the advertising had implied, Trump only licensed his name and image to the company), and often uses legally-questionable (at best) methods (e.g. the scam college that was Trump University).

It didn't fall out of the sky. He got it from dear old dad. Fred Trump was a much more successful businessman than his narcissistic idiot of a son could have ever hoped to be.

Calisota is basically its own country, most federal laws don't apply to it. Also, Scrooge is so rich that just suggesting he might move is enough for the States to bend over and do as he wants, regardless their political affiliation.

Rockerduck is actually a very competent business duck. One doesn't stays 2nd richest duck alive while actively fighting with Scrooge without being at the top on his game... yeah, Scrooge is miles better, but Rockerduck is the only one giving him a worthy fight more often than not.

yeah, it would go more or less that way-

>Rockerduck is careless, yes, but at least he actually can make money legally (even if he's just as likely to blow it all on a bad investment)
Scrooge makes bad investments, too... Rockerduck's biggest failures are usually because he gets outdone by Scrooge someway.

It's not a rivalry if your "rival" is consistently driving his own businesses into bankruptcy. As a businessman Donald Trump doesn't deserve to lick the shit off of Scrooge's heels.

But if you think Rockerduck who was also born into wealth and is a frivolous spender is on the same level as Glomgold and Scrooge, then...

>But if you think Rockerduck who was also born into wealth and is a frivolous spender is on the same level as Glomgold and Scrooge, then...
He is.
He's always the 2nd Richest after Scrooge, even with his frivolous expenses.

He often sees business opportunities sooner than Scrooge, especially on "modern" fields-

Sure, Scrooge is better, but Rockerduck still gives him a fight.

>you now realize that if rockerduck was a bit less carefree with his money he would've been the richest duck on earth, on the same level of scrooge