/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General:

"About this long bone-pressed, ladies" Edition

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Meanwhile:

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soundcloud.com/blue-harvest-beat/i-love-cooper
youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM
youtu.be/4Ndr8KD0g8Y?t=62
twitter.com/TwinPeaksArchve/status/887776749752172544
twitter.com/VisitTwinPeaks/status/887786878300073984
m.imgur.com/WA4NYci
youtube.com/watch?v=ioKyxGkBRro
youtube.com/watch?v=ASdmYsbW-cY
youtube.com/watch?v=sy9Wpkvnwlg
youtube.com/watch?v=fyr8w6qKK6A
twitter.com/spectralsparrow/status/887880235345207296
youtube.com/watch?v=nERZw-Uvb5k
youtube.com/watch?v=goVpmiFCIBc
youtube.com/watch?v=t-e4dmSnXPo
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

I just worked on this meme for 4 hours, i thought there weren't enough johnnyposters so i had to make something for them

>Everett Mcgill is going to be at the Twin Peaks panel at ComicCon even though he hasn't even been in an episode yet
What the hell is he going to talk about?

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How Twin Peaks awakened his passion for drapes

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Lynch gave any interview since the season started? Did they ask about the series?

"well, y'know, uh, I was so excited when david asked me to be back."

He'll be in episode 11, which they're showing at ComicCon tomorrow.

moby was playing at the roadhouse?

soundcloud.com/blue-harvest-beat/i-love-cooper

I Love Cooper.

thanks tracey.

Is Love, Lies, and Murder any good? My mom used to watch it as a kid and I only now realize it has Laura and nuDonna.

ayyyyyyyyye not bad kid

it's got mr. crabs too

What's this I'm hearing about Bowie being in the Comic Con episode? All bullshit?

Jesus, I'm gonna have to see this either way

He was playing at the glass box, actually.

I haven't heard anything like that.

Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

Yes. He performs "New Killer Star" at the Roadhouse, at the end the Laura orb crashes through the roof, killing Audrey (who was visiting), and reincarnates Laura

You heard wrong bitch

Her Lynch impression is so cute
youtu.be/4Ndr8KD0g8Y?t=62

In Sweden the closed captioning says that Sylvia is Richard’s mother’s mother. Their language apparently does not have a generic term for grandparent.

A few of the twin peaks fansites who are inside enough to possibly get that sort of info but unprofessional enough to not be able to keep their ndas are hinting at it.
twitter.com/TwinPeaksArchve/status/887776749752172544
twitter.com/VisitTwinPeaks/status/887786878300073984

m.imgur.com/WA4NYci

What did you guys think of the deleted scene where Sheriff Truman and Donna visit Audrey in hospital?

it's not going to happen, sorry.

Thanks for the link

Post characters that remind you of yourself

is this the part where everybody is supposed to go OMG where did you find this SAUCE PLEASE!!!! Is this from the long lost Phillip Jeffries movie?? like a bunch of fucking retards

i printed this out on a full size sheet of paper and taped it to my wall as a reminder

REQUIRED WATCHING:

[YouTube] Twin Peaks: The Missing Pieces - Room Above The Convenience Store (Video Clip) HD (embed)

Don't return until you have.

Dougie eating panties when?
youtube.com/watch?v=ioKyxGkBRro

You guys wanna finally discuss the major spoilers included in this screenshot from the Lynch documentary? It's a page of the script. Haven't seen anybody discussing it..

>"(...) is on tube TV in livingroom. (...) now we enter the film and it becomes the reality. Cole has a dream of speaking with Monica Bellucci in a side walk cafe in Paris - they are discussing "We are like the dreamer who dreams - then lives inside the dream." and then Monica asks Cole "Who is the dreamer? Whose dream are we living in?" He says "Cooper was there with me but I couldn't see his face." (We see only the back of Cooper's (...) wearing his black suit.)

youtube.com/watch?v=ASdmYsbW-cY

my b

can some autists get on deciphering that full page?

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that first tweet is fucking me up right now. i know he won't be in it but holy shit if he is...

>ewe arr
>sofa king
>we
>todd
>ed

we're just naked screaming little fucks

nice

No, it's the part where you post "is this the part where everybody is supposed to go OMG where did you find this SAUCE PLEASE!!!! Is this from the long lost Phillip Jeffries movie?? like a bunch of fucking retards" like a retard.

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>it's not odd at all
>it's the european way

sorry, i should have gone along with your totally awesome LARP, you're right

I TRIED SO HARD, AND GOT SO FAR

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where can i watch the third season?

Based Lynch
youtube.com/watch?v=sy9Wpkvnwlg

Just recently rewatched S1-2 and I forgot in ep 21 of S2 peoples arms just start shaking uncontrollably for a few seconds and stop and that was never explained. Did I miss something?

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Where's the original? That fangirl is one hot little piece of ass.

LSD flashbacks

Reminder that last thread, bottom, contains all the answers

How did they make her head so big?

for some reason that original one gets taken down a lot, if you find it you should link it here so i can save that shit and keep posting it everywhere

Right? I'd masticate her goo-encrusted unmentionables every day of the week, and twice on Sundays!

HOLY JUMPIN GEORGE

Obligatory
youtube.com/watch?v=fyr8w6qKK6A

ray wise aka leland googled "son fucks stepmom" and outed himself on twitter kek

extremely unnerving

Uncle Leland?

Foreshadowing the opening of the portal at Glastonbury Grove and Bob coming though it at the end of the episode.

>I could throw a car farther than I'd trust that rat fuck

I want an hour of Kyle MacLachlan doing nothing but eating, drinking coffee, and smiling.

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So I think we came to the consensus that these two are /ourguys/. But which if the two is most relatable?

/ourguy/

Fuck you made me check

approved

Right is just a typical junkie.
Left is pure evil.

what do you mean? it's real. he only deleted it after someone on facebook shared it and people made him notice in the replies.

I am turning on the Grindr in Missoula, hoping for a good match.

screenshot those replies then faggot

holy shit, I didn't see those tabs when I first saw it, so I didn't think anything of it

fuck he deleted the tweet, but this is still up

samefaaaaaag lyingfaaaag

alright well spare the mans dignity already and don't turn this into a huge meme, he's suffered enough he was watching black granny porn

Call for help.

This is fake, this never happened.

When are you going to make your appearance in Twin Peaks: the Return, Mr. Wise?

How do I into Dougie-mode?

nope
If there is a way to to find deleted tweets, let me know. I said I saw the tweet, but didn't pay attention to tab marks

also, this tweet verifies that there was a tweet prior that was deleted
twitter.com/spectralsparrow/status/887880235345207296

He did already.

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but it's still up desu

Eating pussy in the Black Lodge for 25 years

Ugh
What a stinker

Why did Lynch star in this?

youtube.com/watch?v=nERZw-Uvb5k

Nobody Dougie has fucked is attractive.

what's the fucking deal with candy

Is the madman doing it again this season?

youtube.com/watch?v=goVpmiFCIBc

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Martin Short went to my high school
That is his most notable achievement

he looked like shit, but now he's hot as fuck and i'd suck his p

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what in the hell was martin short thinking?

I like how Sup Forums calls Rick and Morty "Reddit: The Show", meanwhile /tpg/ is constantly at the top of the catalog despite the fact that twin peaks fans are all SJWs, trannies, and nu-males. here's some proof from last year's twin peaks fest in north bend, WA: youtube.com/watch?v=t-e4dmSnXPo