>movie trailer
>WHAT IF CTHULU WASN'T JUST A STORY
>ear shattering fart noise
>full frontal shot of Cthulu rising from the sea with water streaming off of its body
>black screen
>coming 2018
>movie
>opening shot is Cthulu rising out of the water
>movie is 2 hours and 45 minutes of Cthulu destroying a city
>ending is Cthulu standing over the leveled city roaring at the sky
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>Showing the Cthulu
You fucked up.
why do people that never read the call of cthulhu insisits on talking non sense about it all the time
You've posted this shitty concept ten times already. Go read his works instead, friendo.
I know this is bait but fuuuuck oooooffff
>young grad student
>plagued by terrible, incomprehensible nightmares
>a handful of others report the same
>shady professor tells him he's overreacting
>goes to investigate some of the nearby cases anyway
>some have it worse than him
>they're in a manic obsessive state, drawing or crafting bizarre creations
>enter QT older sister of one of the victims
>decides to help grad student with his work to save her brother (sidekick / love interest)
>start uncovering more details
>tie in with a cult group or something
>shady professor comes back again, this time demanding he stops
>he refuses
>a fight starts where they have to run away
>realize they're in over their head, professor is a cultist
>decide to go check out this group
>they're trying to resurrect some ancient god
>they shut it down somehow, I don't know
how the FUCH do you even pronoun cthculu?
this is more like lovecraft than ops, sounds like a CoC campaign
>bunch of archeologists see a door and try to open it up
>"What if this door wasn't meant to keep us out..."
>*boom boom crash* quick cuts of action scenes
>"...but was meant to keep something in?"
>scenes flash of every death
>weird screeching noises
>*quick flashes of random things happening like characters running in horror a car drifting towards camera, someone firing a gun*
>main female gets a radio
>"IT WAS A MISTAKE DON'T COME IN HERE DON'T COME IN-"
>*sound goes silent as she's dragged away*
>A bulbous belly appears covered in what can only be described as a tarp with crude drawings on it
>looking closer it's an anime character
>title pops up "THE NEET"
>cut to black
>"reeeeeeeeeeeee get out of my room"
literally came to post this
It isnt about the monsters you dumb fuck OP
"ka-chow"
No studio on earth would greenlight this.
This nigga right here is going to attempt some lovecraftian sheeit
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Are you mentally retarded?
I think a Lovecraft biopic would be more interesting than adapting any of his works.
Not meant to be pronounced by human tongue, so whatever is fine.
WE WAZ THE COSMOS N SHIEEET
>Lovecraft hated niggers more than anything
>a nigger ends up using Lovecraft's ideas to work with
If that isn't poetry, I don't know what is.
>*WARNER BROS.*
>*LIONS GATE*
>Shot of atlantis, on its walls; Egyptian Hyeroglyphics that show Cthulu
>INNSMOUTH HOTEL, there are thugs who are conceald in very heavy clothing
>Large, hooded thug pulls down his hood to reveal that he is a giant CGI shark man with reptile eyes
>Military troops are shooting cgi starfish monsters on the coastline, cops and swat are trying to take out fish people, stronk womyn is beating up green-frog-like-hybrids
>That weird slomo bwuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu- and an underwater explosion sound as a tomb is being destroyed
>Submarine is approaching a huge crevace made in the tomb, as tentacles comes out to that psudeo slo-mo st-st-st-st-studder stop, grabbing the sub.
>all leads previously shown in the movie is now stopping whatever their doing as looking at the camera,
>Ear shattering fart noise as Cthulu rises out of the water
>Donald Trump is ebil, him and his frog minions have the NecroCon (shortened for ease of digestion), trying to ctrulu cthulu
>Cthulu roars into the camera for a full 10 seconds, glass shattering and all
>Drumpf hair
>As Cthulu is about to smash the camera
>SUMMER 2018 SEE IN IMAX 3D
pure elder gods kino
In the book they actually bring up his nigger writings, and the main character doesn't really give a shit.
>ear shattering fart noise
what does this sound like?
ILL TAKE TWO FOR PURE KINO PLEASE
[spolier] I mean one please [/spoiler]
Is this a meme now. I kinda like it.
This is spam now fuck off and get b&.
that is not dead which can eternal dream
and with strange eons even death may meme
All of Sup Forums would watch it though. Including (You)
They could show him, but he would have to look something like pic related.
Fuck, posted the thumbnail.
Ka-thoo-loo
"No!"
>The name of the hellish entity was invented by beings whose vocal organs were not like man's, hence it has no relation to the human speech equipment. The syllables were determined by a physiological equipment wholly unlike ours, hence could never be uttered perfectly by human throats ... The actual sound -- as nearly as any human organs could imitate it or human letters record it -- may be taken as something like Khlûl'-hloo, with the first syllable pronounced gutturally and very thickly. The u is about like that in full; and the first syllable is not unlike klul in sound, hence the h represents the guttural thickness.
Ironicly sounding like the mad arab himself.
Klúlh hú lú
why would he look like that? Its not scary at all
10/10. would reeee again
I don't think there appearance is what's suppose to scare the characters in the story. It's the implication of there existence. Lovecraft keeps going on about how they're incomprensible and indescribable. A design like this would actually reflect that.
>ear shattering fart noise
i giggled
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How big of a kaiju is Cthulu?
A boy falls in worshp with Dagon.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a Deep One with the Cthulu's Summoning Book. Never minding the strange words, he immediately calls Him, and is overjoyed to find out that He wants him as a slave too.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s discovery to his friends, they only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that Cthulu can only manifest on Earth under strict star alignments. In fact, He doesn’t exist in this universe at all.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to summon the monsters they need to conquer the Earth. While the two chase their respective objectives, HORROR ensues as he begins to fall in madness with forbidden knowledge i and question the NATURE of CHAOS.
he's a big god
Kuh too loo, like you have an African accent
for a boat
>A frog with dots
kek
Same thing, but when he meets the qt, rest of movie is a sex scene showing everything and I mean everything and then it ends
Seems like the jaegers from Pacific Rim could take him down.
>Silent pan of the ocean
>This starts playing youtube.com
>"Imagine a world"
>shot of underwater city
>"where we weren't the first"
>fart noise, stone cracking
>"to arrive here"
>A huge eye can be seen through a crevice
>tracking shot of a helicopter
>"we've got company boys" crackles over the radio
>gun fire, grenades exploding
>Cthulhu rises from the ocean
>shots of destroyed city
>close up shot of the protagonist with an rpg
>"ia ia this you son of a bitch"
>rocket zooming towards cthulhus scared face
>explosion
>"THE"
>deep one rising out of the water being shot at by US troops
>"CALL"
>navy seals dropping into desert shooting at nyarlathotep
>"OF"
>nerdy character reading the necronomicon looking surprised
>"CTHULHU"
>coming november 8th
that's how you do a lovecraftian film guys
did you not just describe Cloverfield?
I was waiting for this.
>trying to ctrulu Cthulhu
10/10 user
>no ear shattering fart noise
DROPPED
Literally appears in full view in the story.
OP's idea is retarded, our cities are irrelevant to Cthulhu, but at the same time Lovecraft's stuff isn't psychological Blair Witch bullshit, his monsters are very real and not afraid of showing themselves.
His horror doesn't come from the 'what if...', it comes from the fact that the 'what if' is a very real thing, and its existence throws our own tiny planet and species into a place of utter cosmic irrelevance.
yawn
Ka *raspberry* *tongue click with an "oo" sound*
>The world...is changing
>>navy seals dropping into desert shooting at nyarlathotep
>movie is 2 hours and 45 minutes of Cthulu destroying a city
>ending is Cthulu standing over the leveled city roaring at the sky
That's not how Cthulhu works. He's not just some Godzilla/Cloverfield. It is more like you go mad if you see him and run around destroying the city trying to cause as much mayhem as possible in hopes to be one of the first people he eats.
IN A WORLD
>tfw it's impossible to film when every story ends with "then I saw something horrible that couldn't exist in our reality and blacked out"
It was done fairly well in the game "Call of Cthulhu". You'd go insane and shoot yourself if you stared at any of the abominations for too long.
I wonder if they'll do something like that in the new lovecraft game.
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