Sup Forums related accomplishments

Sup Forums related accomplishments

what have you done lately that youre proud of? Written anything, worked on a new project, gotten a better job?

I signed up for my first acting class two weeks ago. Im pretty terrible and I know it but its a lot of fun and ive always wanted to do this

Own that shit man.

have you faggot?

like im sorry your success hinges on some "retard" doing something but maybe it's about time to give up and go your own path you fucking idiot?>

would you read my script if i posted user?

I watched every movie that had to do with Mars

go for it user, ive actually heard some good ideas on here

im going to be choking someones neck into a fine powder pretty soon that could be a nice accomplishment

kk one sec

kekd and checked

I alienated two of the four friends I have by talking about drugs in front of their child. Just two more to go and I'm free!

got into some film making and comm courses for school this fall, so im looking forward to that. otherwise not much else is going on in my life right now that notable

Scene from a movie called: Ice Cold

EXT. park day-time

Two guys sitting in a tree

guy#1

Where is this dude!

guy#2

*snoring*

GUY#1

Wake up!

GUY#2

*wakes up violently* I didn't know we were related I swear!

GUY#1

What?

GUY#2

hunh?

GUY#1

You cant even stay up for 5 minutes, the most important 5 minutes of the last 2 weeks.

GUY#2

this would be number 2, number 1 would be when i was in court friday

GUY#1

why were you in court?

GUY#2

i accidentally walked out of best buy with a tv without paying

GUY#1

are u well?

GUY#2

i just got off work, i was tired, whatever it's settled now, quick ruling..quick ruling

GUY#1

*sneers* he was supposed to be here by now, if this thief flops ahh...the things i will to do to his bike

GUY#2

who we waiting for

GUY#1

the ice cream guy you dummy! why else would we be sitting in a tree at noon in the middle of a park

GUY#2

but why though

GUY#1

he owes me change

GUY#2

how much

GUY#1

a dollar

GUY#2

*reaches into his pocket* wow.. here, can i go back to napping now

GUY#1

I don't want ur fudgin money, i want mine!

GUY#2

its a dollar!

GUY#1

its the principle, you wouldn't get it

GUY#2

well its my principle to nap at noon *starts to nod off*

GUY#1

there he is! lets get em! *hops out the tree*

GUY#2

*snoring like a motor*

GUY#1

*running towards the ice cream man on a bicycle, and catches up to him from behind* hey! remember me dingo!

Ice

noope.

GUY#1

you jipped me a 100 cents last Tuesday you snake, i want my shekels!

ICE

what? u kiddin me right now? its a dollar, buzz off tool *proceeds to bike away*

GUY#1

I AINT GOIN NOWWHERE SON!

Ice

*sighs* fine..heres your dollar * slowly gives him a dollar from his pocket, it looks like he's gunna tear up*

GUY#1

*smiles contently and takes the dollar* what? you just remember you need genitals to wear pants aha

Ice

no..its just that i kept that dollar purposely, i've been doing it to most customers to help cover costs at home *sighs* business has been rough lately..

and ill probably help continue to put shitstains in jail.

and yes this does make me proud.

GUY#1

*suspicious* you playin with my emotions ice cream man?

ice

no..its true..kinda wish i never told you that *looks remorsefully in the distance*

GUY#1

*sigh* im sorry, i wasn't aware..here let me get two fudge bombs *hands him a bill* keep the change

Ice

really?

GUY#1

yea man, you need it more than i do

Ice

wow..youre a good dude

GUY#1

very rarely, youre lucky..anyways, take care.. oh and next time use the truth, i was planning to assault your vehicle

Ice

aha appreciate it man, i will from now on

GUY#1

*starts to walk away*

ICE

*yells from afar* hey buddy *guy#1 turns around* the truth is people like you are great for business *guy#1 smiles bashfully* you're also way too gullible aha later dummy!

GUY#1

What!? sonuva! *ice cream guy races into the distance hysterically laughing* *guy#1 walks over to the tree to see his friend sleep against the tree, kick hims

GUY#2

ow, u prick!

GUY#1

the time i needed you most, you fell asleep, you're pathetic

GUY#2

coming from the guy who staked out in a tree for a loonie

GUY#1

its the principle u bum

GUY#2

geez, u sound like a tax collector, can we leave now, were gunna miss the bus, oh can i borrow a dollar im short for the ride

guy#1

*starts to chuckle* yea sure, the ice cream man has it, just ask him

GUY#2

that's cold man..

GUY#1

*walking away laughing* ice CREAM cold.

its in order there

i thought up some more plotlines for the Sup Forums show i have in my head

are you my creepy uncle who records me naked?

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its one of those scripts that maybe dont translate on paper but if you have nuanced comedic behaviour perfromaces, it will kill, you gotta IMAGINE

so im getting the sense its a comedy? and not to insult you but it comes off almost childish, like the kind of movies will Ferrell would do where its not too raunchy but not totally G rated either

usually people imagine things that are a lot better than they play out as.

did it make you laugh? i have the beginning scene if you want me to post it lol

well the writing is not stellar but they way some people are make something incredibly funny, like ace ventura for example, on paper its so so but execution its hilarious, high concept does not ensure comedy, comedy is what makes ya laugh period.

Just used nair on my ass to remove hair. A few small patches fell out but 80 percent of the hair is still there. Bathroom smells like burnt asspubes and when I tried shaving the rest off with a trimmer it died and now half my ass is hairy as shit and the other is smooth.

Pic unrelated.

I got a few chuckles, the beginning dialogue is a little meh and IMO thats where it feels a bit childish

You don't need them.

I took a film class and wrote a 45 page essay on superhero movies. Got an A on it and the class. The professor even said I was the most insightful student in the course.

Nobody has believed me in the past telling this story but I worked on Kill Bill in the prop department and smeared my cum on the inside crotch area of Uma's yellow jumpsuit.

If I'm ever stranded on an island, I'll always have that memory to masturbate to.

its supposed to feel old timey a bit like 90s comedy or 80's, could you tell me the specific parts that made you laugh if you dont mind me asking

suck my fucking cock and choke on it emma

please tell me bro lol

please..?

PLEASE

p-please m-man

he doesnt know

ok can you read the script and tell me which parts made you laugh or smile

I interned on two features that will release this year. Both did moderately-well to fantastic in the circuits.

none of it did

Also I worked under a writer-director that more hardcore film people know about but nothing came of that.