Hey man...suck your dick for some pot?

Hey man...suck your dick for some pot?

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=uUPHlAbAf2I
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

You and every other female

I want Luna to suck my dick for mick swagger tickets and then rip the tickets up in front of her when i'm finished

>suck dick for pot
What a cheap floozy

people dont suck dick for pot.
you sheltered daisy

Go away you are not Leni

What the fuck is wrong with this board

Vomit is my fetish.

>sucking dick
>for pot


get a real addiction you faggot.

...

>be an autistic plebby youtuber
>browse youtube like you always do, talk about how you love Luan so much, how you think the fivehead is the funniest at everything or whatever like the disgusting pleb that you are
>suddenly someday someone uploads something called "luan out loud"
>It's so epic!
>start talking about it with excitement, leave comments in the youtube video of the video
>see people mentioning a place called /tlhg/ in the comments
>find out that it's the loud house thread on Sup Forums, Sup Forums
>first be scared to go to Sup Forums but eventually find the courage in yourself to visit it because it's what the true Luan would do
>start browsing the threads and see that people really like Luna and not Luan
>get frustrated because you swore an oath to your fellow Luanheads to defend Luan whenever possible
>people make fun of you for liking Luan, get even more frustrated
>tears start to go down on your cheeks, "it's just like when Lori called her unfunny" you say to yourself
>people remind you constantly how the family will abandon Luan
>make ridicilous arguments such as "they'll come to her standup act, you'll see!!!"
>eventually people start to ignore you except for a few times when they laugh at your autism
>you get even more mad, just like how mad you got when Luan's boring April Fools episode was pushed back
>gather your fellow Luanfags from youtube
>form a band of posters, call yourselves "Luanheads, defenders of the fivehead"
>try to shittalk Luna again because you can't accept the fact that she's so liked here
>get ignored again
>start shitposting because you learn there's no "downvotes" here
>feel like Luan when shes alone with Mr. Coconuts
>get excited and start writing a fanfiction where you are Luan's clown assistant
>people on /tlhg/ still ignore you and you are still frustrated because you let your fellow luanheads down
>go back to youtube and upload the recent OC you stole for le views

youtube.com/watch?v=uUPHlAbAf2I

yes they do.

i've seen 3-4 girls do it to their "boyfriends" who bought from me. they were not interested in the kid but free pot is free pot.

I get what you're saying, but that's standard slut behavior. Some chicks will fuck just for a free meal. I think what he's saying is you don't see people desperate on the streets begging to suck dick for drug money like you do with Heroin. Pot's more of a spoiled middle-class NEET past-time.

What, for pot? Really?
Shit, most stoners just give that shit away. It was 5 YEARS before I had to buy my own weed.
And it's not even physically addictive.

if she reached that point she would be sucking dick for heroin or crack, not pot.

The mods have given up.
All this shitposting is hard to control, so now they only target things they really hate.

>Pot's more of a spoiled middle-class NEET past-time
>mfw

don't explain a thing to the autist who thinks people suck dick for weed, he won't get it

Aww, you beat me to it.

I once sent a friend to blow some guy so we could get some shit and then took it from her and didn't share. Good times.

>garbage cartoon only for porn
>generic canadian tier waifus
>the show literally has poop jokes every episode
You can't make this shit up Sup Forums , seek help

>it's a straightedgers try to be edgy episode.

>Having a pot addiction

People don't suck dick for pot in that "oh man, I just gotta have another hit!" way. They suck dick in that "Oh man, if I suck this guys dick, I get the pot for free. That saves me $50." way

Eh, call me when Lily turns 18 years old.

Pots a Seth rogan drug, cocain is more of a Chris Farley drug.

She comes from a house with diapers that could be smelled for miles, right? If she's really desperate for pot, I'd have her spend a day as my ABDL mommy. It doesn't matter how tall and fat I am. My diapers can only be smelled for a few hundred feet. I'm sure she can manage.

I want to punch a pregnant Luna in her stomach and watch her get orgasm to the thought of her dead baby.

>$50 bucks
that's kinda pricey. I suppose you sheltered rich kids must buy the fancy kinda of pot.

You have to eat all the eggs!