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Daenerys is shit

FIRST FOR HAIDMAIDENFU

Tyene no...

Euron says that and he says he's going back to the Iron Islands, but in reality Cersei has him go to Essos to bring the Golden Company over. The Iron Bank was introduced in this episode to show how she's still good for the money and that they'll give her a loan to pay for the GC.

DA KING IN DA NORF

UH OH

Alright sure you made a good score with the transition of the baby to jon in the last season, but its getting a bit overused at this point

She's so fucking average looking

>you looked real damn fine the night cha got raped, sis. 10/10 would defile
Is Bran the most autistic character in Television history?

fuck off!
dany is cute

Didn't anybody else notice how when Bran goes full autism on Sansa, she leaves him at the tree and says "I need to go" and bran says "I'll stay a while"
He can't fucking walk, how did he get back......?

Tell him to change the script because that's really shitty. ;)

what does this even mean? It's like its not even English to me

Reminder then Euron die first time he fight on land.

Greyjoy only good at boats. They are like GOT version of Rainman. But with more rape and pillage

/ourguy/ POWER RANKINGS


GOD TIER
Night King

HIGH TIER
Cersei
Euron
Davos

MID TIER
Theon
Sandor
Peter Baelish
Tyrion

ABOUT TO GET KEKED TIER
Jamie

LOW TIER
Bran
Sansa Clip+
Arya

SHIT TIER
Jon Snow
Sam

MEGA SUPER TURBO LITERALLY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP TIER
Dany

CHOK-LATT RAAAAINE
GREYWORM DOESN'T HAVE DA PEEN OR BALLS
CHOK-LATT RAAAAINE
MIISANDEI SLAVE FROM NAATH WITH BIG OL' BOOBS
CHOK-LATT RAAAAINE
SALADHOR WILL FUCK DE EVIL QWEEN
CHOK-LATT RAAAAINE
XARO DAXOS IS FAT AND FRUITY
CHOK-LATT RAAAAINE
ADABISI WANTS DAT DWARVEN COCK
CHOK-LATT RAAAAINE
BLACK EXTRA MAKE UP MOST OF DA CAST
CHOK-LATT RAAAAINE
NOH BLAK PEE POH IN DA GAME OF THRONES
CHOK-LATT RAAAAINE
OOGA BOOGA WUBBA DUBBA DOO
CHOK-LATT RAAAAINE

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>People whine about D&D not showing Euron's magic shit
>Everyone freaks out and call it shit writing when they give him teleportation magic

he doesn't plan to get back, you idiot.

>tfw the video of Sophie blowing all the male cast members backstage in Season 1 leaked

Her head shape makes me want to squeeze her skull like the mountain
Looks like a ripe tomato

I just don't feel any joy watching the show anymore. I just fastforward through scenes to get general idea to know what to shitpost here about. I think this is how the girl in inception felt, it's all illusion, nothing matters... Anybody same?

Euron is a shit character with no depth. Just because he's a meme doesn't make him good

where's Stannis?

>I'M NOW THE 3 EYED RAVEN AND I'M A AUTISTIC FUCK

what the hell are the guys of the north thinking with these guys?

JUST fuck my costume department budget up senpai

xth for manlet's visible envy

warg into a bear or something and pull himself back to winterfell

Was it autism?

>euron

hes so fucking over the top evil i love it

Did Cersei make her maids cut their hair and dress like her? This shit is fucking weird.

UPDATED Sup Forums CROWDSOURCED ACTOR RANKINGS
GOOD ACTORS
-JORAH
-Tyrion
- Varys
- Theon
- Davos
- Jon
-Tormund
-The Hound
-Randyll Tarly
-Beric

GOOD ACTORS GIVEN SHIT MATERIAL TO WORK AROUND
Euron
Arya
Jaime
Cersei
Danaerys
Littlefinger
Sam
Yara
Olenna

MEH / WHO CARES
Meera
Missandei
Grey Worm
Edd
Brienne
Melisandre
Qyburn

TERRIBLE ACTORS
Sand Sneks
Bran
Sansa

So he'll freeze to death, then?

ONE TRUE KING OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS TIER

Teehee it's cool to like the bad guys!

>evil
Name a single evil thing Euron has done.

>>all guys
>>season 1

Ok, so like 50 of them got blown?

Too many fucking female characters

This show is basically feminist propaganda

>jon lays down his title as KITN

umm won't that piss off der norferners ?

the tree will keep him warm, remember he can 'fuse' with trees like the former 3 eyed raven

Murder his own brother?

all the good characters are dead so now we have to pretend euron's not a joke

no one will give a fuck when the walkers start to zergrush everything

Azor Jon.

Kneel, you shits.

>comparing a gay, young fashion knight to how his lazy father dresses
JUST stfu

>The chainmail is literally just a jacket

I think once it's revealed he's half Targ and not Ned's son they'll understand

>dany
>good actor
No

...in the worst photo of her you could find

>>pretend

Spot on you old chap!

This. What the fuck? They were also in the background during the Euron chad stride into King's Landing scene.

I felt this way since Season 4.

I want this fat fucker to finish his books or at least give us more Dunk & Egg.

N-No, it's intentional that he's wearing a sweater and a Halloween party shop costume because he's le silly Mace Tyrell! Haha! Silly Mace!

Please ignore how all the Tyrell soldiers also have bargain bin costumes though!

They really couldn't do another take? Fucking hell GreyWorm

i knew dany was gonna die in another "shock" twist

as their "shock twists" weren't very shocking as of late

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The bad guys are literally written 100 times better than the good guys.

Jaime is high tier

Also where are the new hacked episodes

Is Jon Snow the first Black Haired, Blue Eyed Targaryen?

Murdering family members is not evil on Game of Thrones. His brother was an incompetent king leading his people to ruin as said so by his own daughter. Killing him has improved the Ironborn position.

>old Watch styled hair
Nice try

his name is Aegon, because Rhaegar is a brainlet that names both his sons the same name

digits confirm it was evil, but Euron is fucking awesome

hes chewing so much scenery this season its glorious

Ha!

>emilia
>good actor
>maisie
>good actor

>Dany now has longclaw
>Jorah is cured and close to dragonstone

what does it mean

They didn't steal any episodes of GOT.

I felt that way since season 3, honestly. It was so different from the books that I started slowly detaching myself. My the start of season 4 I couldn't even care anymore.

Now I'm only here for the memes

This is your average? Holy fuck user, where do you live? I need to move there now

>close to dragonstone
Jorah is on the opposite side of the continent from Dragonstone (not that travel matters anymore).

It's a Stark sword now, not Mormont.

not my fault the interesting good guys are dead

PLS RESPOND

I have to be honest, I enjoyed Jon and Davos shitting themselves when they saw a dragon for the first time

>I have brought ice and fie together

kek

I bet Jon will offer Longclaw to Jorah when they meet, but Jorah will decline and say that Jon deserves it more since Jeor gave it to him. The only thing I like from this season is Sam interacting with Jorah as well as Jon soon. The Old Bear's sons during his stint as Lord Commander are meeting up with his trueborn son.

desu i dont think he would want people to kneel for him, the time spent with the free folk changed him

yeah so like 15 minutes

WHAT THE FUCK

That's the fattest ass in Westeros

That means nothing, he can just use the local teleport machine.

Is Tywin the only character to wear any sort of real gauntlets for armor?

It's one of the most useful pieces of armor, especially in this era where the crossguards don't protect the hand too well.

All of currently alive characters are shit with no depth. The only reason to watch this shitshow are memes.

This maid is a dumb bitch to just gawk slackjawed practically over at the bed like that. She doesn't know that Cersei doesn't give a shit about keeping her incest secret anymore. Cersei could have had the mountain rip off her head right that moment.

This, and Euron is literally the first Greyjoy cheered by the people of King's Landing. He's literally a war hero and I hope he goes full Caeser and seizes power with the Golden Company in S8 and becomes the end boss for slay queen.

>since the moment I met you
khaleesi was like 11 at that point

>BADDIES AND GOODIES

Apparently real life eunuchs are lanky with wide hips.

Why don't the maisters send someone to advise Dany?

Isn't she a lord in Westeros too?

>No Jorah
Khaleesi, please.

13 in the books, 17 in the show

Just scripts? REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Is Tywin the only character to wear any sort of real gauntlets for armor?
Stannis.

>Sam knows that Jorah is close to Dany
>Doesn't tell him about the White Walkers, or even ask him to tell Dany to send dragonglass to the Wall
Did he completely forget why he's in Oldtown?

he yelled and pulled meany faces

>Isn't she a lord in Westeros too?
Targ's never were Westeros lords

>>Sam knows that Jorah is close to Dany
Does he?

You'd have thought somebody in Oldtown would have mentioned those Greyjoy and Targaryen ships that keep passing by.

Even they recognise she's a foreign invader and has no claim.