>6'2 football Chad
>marries peggy
6'2 football Chad
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>Thinks he is getting a prime non roastie
>bitch cucks him & doesnt tell him about it
even the ugly ones are roasties
You insinuating she fucked Bill?
Wrong, boyo
She fucked some guy that went on to be gay or maybe he died, I forget
Part of the joke
that one episodes with the hershey kisses the bitch took two
>Thinks he's marrying a nice virgin girl
>Ends up marrying used goods who turned her boyfriend gay
>He forgives her for her lies.
women. women never change
Hank is a hank he's not a chad
being tall doesn't make you a chad
Hank is a robot autist and the marriage to Peggy works because she's so narcissistic and self-centered she doesn't need to rely on Hank for emotional support.
Yeah this. Hank is in no way a Chad.
that was before they were even together
I thought it was implied that he was ugly too.
This. He might have been athletic, but he was in no ways a lady's man.
Peggy is a roastie. She wasn't a virgin when they got married and lied to hank about it. I forget the EP
Boomhauer was the Chad of the group.
>Beta logic
>is suspicious of everything
>gets cucked
...
his chickenbone legs didn't have what it takes to win at state
Wasn't Bill the chad
I know it was part of the whole shtick, but it was hilarious seeing him so paranoid about the thread count in his sheets being exactly 500 he counted them, yet he couldn't see his wife having an affair she wasn't even trying to hide.
It's supposed to demonstrate, like many things in the show, that despite what most shows show you where the fat schlumpy dumb husband gets the hot girl he shouldn't be married to, in reality quite often the alpha males from high school stick themselves with 7/10 girls who pass their prime at 18 but marry them anyway because men are pretty easy to please and have generally low standards.
>peggy
>7/10
You're right. Even 6/10 might be too generous.
>tfw no Luanne gf
Luanns bf was ugly as fuck too
lu lu had nice ta tas
Hank is so autistic about propane that no way he's a Chad
even if he was a chad, that doesn't mean he'd stay one for life. look at what happened to bill.
Cotton tried to save his son from Peggie. He knew Hank was to good for her but pussy takes down even the strongest men. Its why he was always recentfull towards hank.
>He knew Hank was to good for her
He's a pump jockey that works for tips.
What's amazing about Dale is that he double cucks John redcorn out of both his bloodline and out of being cucked.
Dale is a secret Chad.
Best guest character
>It's a Hank, Boomhauer, Bobby, or Kahn episode
>It's a Peggy, Dale, or Cotton episode
>What's amazing about Dale is that he double cucks John redcorn out of both his bloodline and out of being cucked.
wait what
sounds like you speak from experience
That scene where Bobby sees her naked. That side boob was majestic.
Chad Thibodeauxxxxxs
I think he meant Joseph loves Dale and John should be jealous, I guess?
Actually, you're right.
CUTE
Someone post it
Nancy does eventually end her affair with redcorn, but I don't remember if she ever goes back.
the voice acting for Luanne might be the most the most fitting and best I've ever seen in an animated show. Brittany murphy fucking nailed it perfectly