AHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHH
That's not a very practical hat.
omg I remember the twitch marathon too so random so funny!!!!
AFTER 10,000 YEARS, user IS STILL A VIRGIN!
I love how redditors will throw a temper tantrum whenever anyone is ever having fun.
That's her white hair tied down, user
SO THE RANGERS WANT A GOOD NEW SERIES AFTER GETTING THE RIGHTS BACK FROM DISNEY? I'LL JUST SEND IN MY MOST LOYAL MONSTER, TZACHOR!
AFTER 300 YEARS I SHALL CONQUER... E-EARTH?
AFTER 10,000 YEARS I'M FREE, IT'S TIME TO CONQUER EARTH!
Alpha, Rita's escaped, recruit a team of teenagers with attitude.
>tfw you will never relive the marathon ever again
Why live?
I have some suggestions on how to fix the next season of Power Rangers. One, Zhane needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever Zhane's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Zhane"? Three--
Better version. I know she's supposed to look gross but I couldn't take my eyes off her. She was the best part about the movie.
AFTER SIX YEARS I'M FREE
>liking any part of that literal trainwreck
>its not a hat
>its her hair
WHAT THE FUCK
I LITERALLY JUST NOTICED THIS AFTER 20 FUCKING YEARS
FUUUUUUCKKK
>MAKE MY NIGGAS GROW
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AFTER TEN THOUSAND YEARS I'M FREE, IT'S TIME TO FUCK UP EARTH, LET'S GO BITCHES
What if I made the same plan only bigger? Surely that will work this time.
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Shit, I choked.
I hated the movie so, so much. Power Rangers has a literal universe of storytelling possibilities and instead we get one of our main heroes revenge porn-ing a class mate.
ALPHA, THAT BITCH ESCAPED
GET ME FIVE MOTHERFUCKING TEENAGERS WITH FIVE MOTHERFUCKING ATTITUDES
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you should see her bra
>this false flagging
>implying teenagers dont do stupid shit like that all the time
It was an okay movie, character development was decent
>>implying teenagers dont do stupid shit like that all the time
Sure they do, but that's not the point. We came to see Power Rangers and Rita Repulsa and Goldar and Dino Zords and Putties and Bulk & Skull and Zordon and Alpha 5 and Pudgy Pig/Eye Guy/King Sphinx and etc, etc. Not one of the heroes doing something actually really awful to someone for literally no reason. There's a difference between 'teenagers with attitude" and "fucking assholes." I mean, teenagers also do drugs and sex and drinking, why not have the Rangers do those, too?
I always thought Rita was the shit
>20+ years later
>still seeing references to her in my fucking porn
>>I have the weirdest boner right now
please die
Remember how the movie set Zordon and Rita up to be old friends and then this never played into the story at all? Zordon never seemed sad about fighting an old team mate, Rita never had a bitter memory or moment of hesitation about her evil scheme, etc. It was never said WHY Rita went evil either, other than "She lost her way." What the fuck does that mean? And why was she powerful enough to wipe out the entire team? In the TV show, the Green Ranger was specifically created to be stronger than and destroy the other five Rangers. As far as we can tell in the movie, though, the Green Ranger was just another member of the team.
JOSE CANSECO
Me too
I liked when Goldar was the exact same design as the Megazord. Except shitty and gold.
Hahaha this always cracks me up. Cheers, OP
>2017
>zhanefags
BREHS
>mfw
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good times.
I'm glad it's over, but I miss the memes
Without Kimberly, 90% of millenials would be gay/trans instead just the current 30%.
true
look at dat cute lil booty flab
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Amy was lewd as fuck
Leave Rita to us.
implying
You don't deserve Asstronema
>it's another sad as fuck poower gayngers bread with prerequisite blurry freeze frames of butts and spergs sperging out all over the place over autistic story discrepencies
enough
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>trying to have a thread without me
Threadly reminder that Jason now looks like this.
>That episode where Zhane knowingly dates a villainess
>Zhane wouldn't have helped his friends to defeat the villain of the week if Alpha didn't stop him
>Even worse, it took him like 3 seconds to defeat the villain when his friends almost died
JEWRANGER JEWRANGER
Is he still stalking her?
>tommy's face when
FIRM
RANGER
BUTTS
even billy couldn't resist those boobs
Anyone have the bulk and Billy binoculars?
nor the ass
I would kill your mother to tap that ass.
as would I
>the anime twitch marathon is almost over as well
>that episode with the monkey monster that mind controls the black ranger, gets a haircut from a Jamaican, steals a shipment of bananas from the community center which causes the cops to arrest the only other black person in angel grove for stealing the bananas
the 90s were wild
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COWABUNGA
>anime
My nigga.
>no nostalgia
>no show consistency
>shit memes
>ads every few minutes imploring viewers to get snack and buy overpriced, prebuilt gaymer rigs
good
This. The only reason we still get these threads is because autists can't let the stream go. It's sad like chasing a high. Let it go autists
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>Power Rangers thread
>Nobody posts Astronema
Why must I do everything around here?
>2007
>now
I don't have any pics, but he's bear strong now
Astronema was shit, besides her Borg phase
don't mind me, just posting best girl
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>not even the best girl on her own show
>all this pleb taste
Agony in Pink live action adaptation when?
Then why did you post best Astronema?
Borg a shit
Not Astronema but close enough
Who could be behind these posts?
reminder that he would have died in a shooting at a convention this year if the shooter wasn't reported because of his posts on FB
ASJ's that salty?
That ass is firm and plump as fuck
Kimberly is overrated
you take that back cunt
No but have something better
Wasn't kimberly fuckin skull irl?
Yes
Skull's actor is a fucking PhD now
HOL UP IM FROM 25TH AND BROADWAY, WE FUCK EMUS IN THE ASS!!!
THE RANGERS DON'T STAND A CHANCE, MASTER
>Evil Kim will never leg lock you as you put another load of semen in her fertile nubile wom
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE FRENSH!!!
>all this Sentai posting
Ex-Aid adaptation when? It'll be a better power rangers fit than Kyuranger
jen best girl