/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Selena Gomez in the Lodge Edition

is this fyuture or is this past?:
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Candy is new Jumping Woman

Shit OP

*blocks your path*

cooper will wake up in episode 15

his room key is 315

he was going to go out of the socket number 3 but the lady changed it to 15

cole sees the back of coopers head in a dream in episode 14 which is probably foreshadowing

its called "there's some fear in letting go" which will probably relate to dougie waking up as cooper again etc

its happening then, which will give us 3 hours of normal but quiet coop. plus kyle confirmed hes waking up eventually when he talked about playing cooper in that one interview and he said in another that "stuff has to happen first before the ship can right itself" referring to coop waking up.

cooper mind is 12 days apart from his body
again
lol

she has a boyfriend? sad...

ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY?
ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE?
ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY?
ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE?

shit theory wont become canon desu

episode 15 hes waking up

...

Gone like a turkey in the corn...

Have you called the hotline?

youtu.be/BLUJuUvZjX8

gobble, gobble.

;_;

>How did you react when you first learned that Agent Cooper had been trapped inside the Black Lodge for all of these years since the original finale? Was it as heartbreaking for you as it was for the audience?
>I knew that the audience was excited, just based on social media, for the return of the Cooper that they remembered. I couldn't say anything about that — that there was a process that had to happen before the ship could right itself, let's say

>there was a process that had to happen before the ship could right itself

the "process" being dougie, the ship righting itself being him waking up

vedderfags WILL get btfo, just not yet, not until 15.

Literally what did she mean by this

>tfw no Audrey theme

youtube.com/watch?v=DF43b38k0Mw

turkey jerky
+
garmonbozia corn
=
profit

what did she mean by this?

She liked to fuck with James since he was an idiot

*nags your path*

That mole looks cancerous now

no russian plotine leak this week?

one of the few truly good tv-Donna scenes

THREAD IS DEAD

lets discuss how cooper will wake up in episode 15

Can this be a reaction image?

- Booper will be killed by Mitchums
- Hawk will find little orb on Jack Rabbit's place
- Pie and coffee at same time

just like the show and Lynch in a few months

finally, so I can move on and give up all kinos

Yes:
"Sheryl Lee is beautiful this is fact also very smiling smile intelligent shitposting turned reality memes not dreams but dreams of Sheryl Lee meditation brainwashing levitation leviathan David Lynch fuck that PBR dramatic monologue blond hair 1990s shirts trousers wonderfully amazing lady Sheryl Lee blood disease imagine switching blood with her that is a macabre thought but are you turned on secret diary erotic and lewd but really sad not for erections even though calling Bobby in the woods and before that was weird feelings but overall very relaxing despite content about long words fit for memes memeing turned serious doppelganger from Missoula Uncle Leland tfw no poster of Sheryl Lee my printer is lacking ink maybe otherwise have poster all posters post post mail order Bride not Sheryl Lee not for mailing real person with genuine thoughts feelings and cute cuter cuterer so on it goes but what really is the leak not Dougie Douglas Jones center of will is Douglas iron cross cross my heart and hope to die the cast of Twin Peaks will die in your lifetime unless you kill yourself suicide is painless don’t do it think Sheryl Lee suicidal thoughts no good thoughts just Sheryl Lee is that good better thinking only of Sheryl Lee or to think about killing yourself what if you killed yourself and Kyle MacLachlan picture of dog dog reverse God Jesus holy spirit Chris Isaak wicked game wild at heart snakeskin jacket scarf Sheryl Lee action figure gorgeous figure human being lovely to listen to look at over 200 images what am I doing with my life dedicate it to Sheryl Lee google images give images of other Sheryl Lee Ralph not Sheryl Lee actual Sheryl Lee wonderfully worship-able smiling beautiful Sheryl Lee Sheryl Lee Sheryl Lee General Lee Ben Horne Civil War season 2 back to Missoula David Lynch Michael J Anderson midget wife tree dangerously devious stream of consciousness what am I doing Sheryl Lee meditation mind-filling mind-emptying only Sheryl Lee"

hutch will try to snipe dougie but he accidentally misses and hits janey instead which causes cooper to wake up

screeencap this

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next up on JUST news

How can anyone feel like talking about this show after Part 13?

This is like one of those Twitter AIs

what? were only on part 12 right now silly user.

so, who's the father of Richard? Boop?

>JUST

Even though it was expected?

we hope so, but she make think it was Zane because she was in coma

HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN GONE

I meant 12, oops. Just kinda a 'nothing happens' episode.

thats ok my good friend.

Heidi just let it go, damn

You should be writing the TP books instead of Frost.

I don't think Hammond of Texas will be making a return during this season.

>Turkeys eat corn. What happens when a turkey eats poisoned corn and what happens when you smoke a poisoned turkey?

reddit has lost its mind

so the turkey ate the garbonzos before becoming jerky?

>reddit
what are you doing there?

She wants the cool D

did she ever get any D?
isn't Donna the most virgin of all of them?

At least episode 12 was better than 6

Does /tpg/ think that they'll tie the Jeffries subplot at all? With all of 80 different subplots and there only being 6 episodes left it seems almost impossible. But then, why introduce him at all if we still don't know anything about him since FWWM? Why does he want DoppelCoop dead? What was the Buenos Aires box and was it related to him? To me this was one of the most intriuging subplots so far but NOTHING has been done about it ever since.

At least episode 12 was better than (everything produced by americans in the last 25 years)

>Does /tpg/ think that they'll tie the Jeffries subplot at all?
s4 dude

WHERT IT JU GO?

If dubs Animal Collective plays Bluish at the Roadhouse next episode

what happened in 6 i can't remember

laughing at reddit?

at least episode 12 was the funniest episode so far

you can get infected

if dubs cooper wakes up in episode 15

Non-existant.

if dubs cooper wakes up at the end of 14 leading into 15

Donna went full thot in FWWM

so the ratings seem to be shit, but are they substantially more shit than showtime expected?

in other words, is there any chance in hell of them paying for a fourth season?

I don't know how it could happen.

We were told that Coop couldn't leave until the doppelganger came in. But this was subverted when a trick was suspected and they pushed Coop out at great cost to him. It seems to me Coop can't be whole again until he leaves the lodge "correctly." But what do I know, probably Dougiecoop will hit drumpf with a MOAB and that's how he wakes up, we'll be FROSTED for sure.

I trust Lynch to shoot it well, but I don't trust Frost to tell it well.

if dubs cooper never wakes up and the vedderfags were right

but not penetrated

>ratings
only shown cable ratings
stream ratings never shown

It's unfair to compare this show to the sum of American "culture" since the original show, it's been on a permanent Dougie while showing no signs of waking up.

Repeating digits and Dougie won't be leaving the show

>tfw Audrey will never break the contract for you

why live

>in other words, is there any chance in hell of them paying for a fourth season?
Lynch doesn't even want to do a Fourth Season

dubs and will get more 119

funnier than when the mario brothers took dougie's check?

>Lynch doesn't even want to do a Fourth Season
he is playing hard

mike told him to wake up so I think he can wake up without dopplecoop dying. i think if he does wake up its going to be something big that causes it. not something like coffee and pie or something silly like that.

kyle said he would do another season

if lynch was up for it and showtime was willing it could happen.

i doubt kyle would do it without lynch though, so if lynch is done then so is kyle probably.

>he hasn't read Secret Diary

>he hasn't read Secret Diary
non canon porn

There's literally NO way season 4 will come out. We're already lucky enough to have this. 18 parts. That's already almost twice the amount of episodes of what most TV series get as a season.

I don't want s4
but it is not impossible

we could get a smaller run of episodes

>>in other words, is there any chance in hell of them paying for a fourth season?
You'd have to be absolutely braindead if you think anyone at Showtime is sitting there going "man, we should get more of this!". They're all crying into their '64 Bordeaux while thinking about their miniscule decrease in market share after getting LYNCHED harder than anyone in the history of the universe.

Imagine getting the rights to a third season of what should be an instant hit, and then trying to get your grubby paws on veto rights and fucking it up so hard Lynch just walks. And THEN, you shit yourselves so hard that you give the golden goose whatever it wants, and he proceeds to produce a few dozen hours of pure arthouse on your dime.

I think we could proooobably get another movie, but S04, doubt it. And there's Frost's second book, maybe that will close gaps not addressed in S03.

>Almost twice the amount of episodes of what most TV Series get as a season.

You're right, but whatever happened to the 23 episode season? If a show like Riverdale were made ten years ago, it would have twice the episodes it has currently.

Am I the only one who isn't enjoying this season? The sad thing is I really want to like it but I just can't. I think I am getting more and more jaded.

LYNCHED

>non canon
Lynch has basically said that all of the non-contradicting parts are canon though, kinda like the old Star Wars EU

TV execs realized it's much smarter to make half the episodes with a bigger budget than to needlessly stretch content

But will The Return's impact on television be its only legacy? MacLachlan suggested that he would "welcome" the opportunity to return to Twin Peaks again in future.

"I had such a wonderful time on this," he enthused. "And you're talking about working again with David Lynch, so that's a no brainer."

no because the streamers will cut off their subscriptions
so more episodes, more months

I can't really picture being jaded by Twin Peaks, it's the freshest show in decades.

Maybe you're just stupid? My sister gave up on the show after episode 8.

What episode is Laura gonna restore Coop in bros?

Surely it'll be before the finale right?

the noise in Sarah's kitchen is Laura already
she crossed from other reality
and is drinking Vodka

>Laura comes back and immediately resumes whoring and drinking / drug use

BRAVO LAURA

Are you calling your own sister stupid?

>whoring and drinking
just drinking

yes, that bloody tart

I mean, she's a woman, so, obviously?