What's next for Samuel Hyde's career?

What's next for Samuel Hyde's career?

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gay sex with me :)

Haha hes only pretending to be a loser

hopefully suicide

hopefully becoming the next Jake Paul

HAHAHHAHAHHAA A NECK BRACE??????

HAHAHUAHAHHSHSHSHSHSHIDFIDNBDHROSOAN

Career?

Skys the limit for Sam

People long for alt-right comedy and he is the true successor to Chapelle and Andy Kaufman

Just shows you long after those cucks at Adult Swim cancelled his highly popular show, we still have many threads about him, his influence is incredible.

maybe a real job with a payin salary so I can afford some healthcare

this is why your show got cancelled Sam

Finding an affordable healthcare exchange because Tim fucked his.
PAY

>not getting rich to fund sam hyde

Living with his mom and working in the service industry

he works at some coffee place since his show got cancelled.

Refunding my money or walking with crutches.

Making threads about himself on Sup Forums and sucking dick.

What's Sam's bodyfat % ?
he looks dirty bulk

Did he lose his leg or something?

dye his skin black as he is transracial

holy shit anklets fucking btfo hahaha

He goes bugchasing

Lost that leg to frostbite while sleeping under a bridge, if I remember correctly.

What the fuck
This is like the third thread about this fucker only today
Stop shilling this shit

no one is shilling tim

sam is our guy

sam would never call himself alt-right

That home gym setup is fucking bizarre. How do you deal with having a power cage instead of a dining room? What the fuck do you do when you need to do deadlifts, break the floor?

Turner the parent company ordered the cancellation. Adult Swim was prepared to give Sam 100 episodes.

Stop shilling this fucker here
Go back to whatever shithole you cam from

Why does he try to make himself so big? He even wore RDJ shoes in MDE.

You're new, aren't you?

He tripped

Your kind is not welcome here

There's an audience, just need a way to reach more people

What did he mean by this

m.youtube.com/watch?v=D475tUzbodk

Nothing. He's done. Hopefully he'll learn his lesson: hate isn't welcome in the entertainment industry. Celebrities (which he hardly is) are privileged enough as it is; acting like a racist, sexist, homophobic cunt on top of it just makes you a worthless human being.

Obscurity.
The endless, nameless.

when did he lose his leg?

go to bed Sam

in entertainment?

He's done with anything close to mainstream success. Maybe he hits up the B or C level standup scene.

youre the only newfag here if you dont know our boy sammy.

what's the attraction of watching a 45 year old pretend to be a millennial?

I've never seen a more cynical attempt at a cash grab in my life.

What you have to understand is that Sup Forums is full of actual fat, retarded, autists, really. It's not just them joking, the majority of users of this site are fucked up and not in a good way. Maybe 1 percent aren't

Fuck you queer

what happened to his neck? is he ok now?

>dumb phoneposters started in 2011
Newfag here doesn't know about us old ones, then.

I've been phoneposting for a looooooong time, niggerfaggot. It's comfier to lie in bed than to sit in a hard wood chair, and as a fat neckbearded loser I prefer my comfort to any sense of playing by the rules.

lol triggered oppressed victim

I had that set up for awhile.

I'm socially retarded though so it's not a problem.

>Worthless human beings aren't welcome in the entertainment industry

>Says the guy defending niggers, faggots and women

Gr8 b8 m8.

Awesome thread buddy, mind if I chill and HANG OUT?

What's going on in this thread?

>So then I say.....
>David Duke.

no one ever answers me when I ask about his neck? does no one actually know? why does he wear the neckbrace? what happened? did sam ever say what happened to his neck?

1. Sam Hyde the person is not nearly as alt-right as his character is. Hell I wouldn't be be surprised if he was full blown liberal. This is a hard pill to swallow for most, but you know it's true.
2. This whole edgy self-aware post-ironic absurdist dark comedy gimmick is dying fast thank fuck. Only sub-21 year olds and developmentally stunted adults find this shit funny anymore. The train is leaving, get on board.

Rumor is that Shia kicked his ass in NYC a little before the first "HWND" cam got taken down.

Probably lost it from the diabetes he got from his 5 year bulk

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>dat ankle

>unironically using the word cuck

>using the word ironically
C U C K

Taking the bait

So, any theories as to why he's letting himself completely go off the rails? His Patreon still has him making over $1,600 a month, that's rent and living in almost any city if you budget. But then there's the book, the shitty shirt merch that people will pay over double the price of just to have him sign, the youtube ad revenue, and other miscellaneous things that turn him small profits. Yet he looks like he has completely lost his mind and let his already terrible facial hair grow out to disgusting length.
We've seen in that one HydeWars that he has thousands in cash just there so he has money. Why is he trying to make people think he's broke and off medication? Why bother with releasing Smocaine 3 when the other 2/3 of MDE are seemingly done with it?
Unironically, what is his end game?

DUDE wtf

The haircut thing is his own choice, he said he wants to grow it out and see how it looks. as for the rest, it's about playing off of memes and being funny. Sam thrives in the world of uncomfortably taking jokes too far at the bemusement of those taking him seriously and the amusement of those in on the joke; see everything he's ever done.

He's trying to maintain hype. Smocaine was mostly done and they just finished editing it. Both Sam and Charls always talk about things coming up, I think they just want to take this as far as it will go before they give up. It was easiest for Nick because this was always a side gig for him.

He looks like he smells like piss

He's at least 6'4"

>all that lifting shit

>those arms

who are you trying to fool, fat fuck?

There is a lot ppl don't know about the "real" Sam.

Sam takes jokes "too far" in single sketches. He creates a character that the viewer sees in its entirety in under 30 seconds, then stretches it out for several minutes. Usually it only remains funny as the video continues thanks to editing or other outside influence. Never before has he decided to do something of this caliber, several months of releasing "nothing" videos that really only give us insight into how he continues to destroy himself and whatever reputation he acquired over the years. It's not a matter of "taking him seriously", exactly, and there is no joke to be in on at this point. I'd bet not even he knows what the "punchline" to all of this is. Getting fat, not working out, and looking like you smell like a bridge-dwelling bum is a joke now? To who, teenagers?
If this is maintaining hype I'd say he's going about it wrong. Granted I still watch whatever he makes but it's not like I'm "excited" for it, I've just got little else better to do.
Charls is clearly losing it for real, while Sam still seems like this is some bit that has no plan. Nick is an actual business owner, I doubt he has time for youtube videos where he rapes men in office spaces.

How do you know that Nick and Charls are done with it? They've always appeared way less than Sam in their content.

I was thinking the other day he really fucked up by going out there as Sam Hyde, if he just created some fictional character out of himself like Steven Colbert or something he could have fallen back on the old "gotcha, it was just satire" routine and then he'd be untouchable.

Nick is running (at least one, but I think) multiple stores and Charls made his own channel where he streams video games and uploads videos that make no sense. Charls was in on HydeWars for a few videos but then pulled out to focus on himself.
I don't "know" they're done with it, but it certainly seems like it to the viewer.
If they're not done and moving on, then they're certainly being awfully quiet for any sort of reunion video. I wish they'd get together more but it seems like that's over, don't you think?

>Chapelle and Andy Kaufman
>"alt-right"

Redditors are the ones who popularized MDE in the first place

Don't cut yourself on that edge, Sammy boy.

Not really any more than it's been in the past, the produced content where all three appear has always been in bursts.

I mean, there's like two years worth of content where literally everything was just solo Sam vertical vids.

>An obscure Taiwanese fishing forum filled with MAGAfags is still paying attention to their retarded leader
>He thinks this means Sam has influence

HE D'NATED $5k TO THE DAILY STORMER!

Holy fuck am I triggered by all these ignorant, brainless leftists who run their mouths.

>go on Sup Forums
>make threads about yourself daily

>DA LEFTIST BOOGEYWOOGEYS OMFG!
but that's true, he literally did donate that money. I never understand this counter, if your point is that he was "ironically" giving money to white nationalists, then what..? What's the fucking joke?

part of his gimmick.

>I mean, there's like two years worth of content where literally everything was just solo Sam vertical vids.
I guess. But that was before the fallout of the show.
I don't know, I just feel like Sam is trying to keep people around long enough to keep cashing checks while the other two move on from what could have been.

>HAHA I WENT AND JOINED A NEONAZI GROUP! HAHA IT'S JUST A JOKE ZEIG HEIL!

My point is that Sam is openly /ourguy/ aka white nationalist.

Go back to your containment you worthless faggot piece of shit. Nobody wants to hear your rehearsed Sup Forums script.

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Is naming the Jew just le irony?

>6'4
>pathetic build, barely any leg gains

jfc sam fucking fix yourself

Adults don't go around thinking about "naming the jew" as an activity.

Anybody else sad that all the sam hyde threads are ALWAYS meta-complaining or politics or bait? There's so many sketches in Ideas Man & WP that would be fun to have threads to analyze and talk about. I don't recall anyone ever doing this on this board, though, even when it was airing.

Take your meds.

I donate about $20 patreon bucks to Sam every month. I don't know but at first since i really enjoyed his content, really liked MDE but now his most recent content have been really lacking, i'm thinking of cutting it off if he doesn't produce something really great right now its more of a pity donation than actual appreciation as an artist

Whoah you're being a problematic homophobe right now. I don't know why you hate freedom of association so much. All I want to do is secure the existence of my people and a future for white children.

The liberal ones just whine about their shitty degrees and barista jobs while they stick their head in the sand.

Right, not you though. #redpilled amirite?

Regardless that's what Sam did in his 'roast' of pewdiepie. All I'm asking is whether you think Sam knows about the JQ or not? Based on the clip is seems like he does.

>JOOOOOS!

>does Sam know about the Jewish illuminati secret society that runs the world? You better "name" da joos before they murder all whites and rape me with black cocks

I couldn't finish this. its too fucking cringe even for sam

What did he mean by the text imposed over this video?

Sam knows the pain of porn addiction and the inevitable spiralling out of control it causes.

He won't produce anything decent with Nick away running his shop and Charls MIA.