Zone-tan is now your roommate! How different is your life?

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She knows and watches I fap, everytime. That's creepy.

It's also hot.

She better fucking pay rent on time or she's getting thrown out.

goodbye, my virginity.

she either leaves me alone entirely or helps me get laid by letting me use one of her slaves
also, she uses magic on me to make my dick bigger and cum splotchier/more mayo-like

Would we have huge orgies including her and all the girls shown in her animated videos?

>STOP PUTTING TENTACLE DILDOS IN THE DISHWASHER!
>And why does the smell of fish constantly linger in the air? Clean your damn room.
Zone-tan would be a terrible housemate.

>Jenny
>Raven
>Starfire
>Korra
>Jinx
>Ryuko
>Satsuki
>Panty and stocking
>Pearl
I'm drooling just thinking about it

not likely. She's not a slut, she's just a pervert who watches people fap. She'll never engage in sex with you. Have you even seen the animated episodes?

There are comics of her fucking random dudes that are endorsed by the creator of ZONE. That's good enough for me.

>using Zone-tan's magic to make your dick bigger and your jizz thicker
Nigga, please. I'd use it to get my foreskin back.

And that's when the fun would REALLY begin.

You forgot Agent Xero/Lacey Shadows.

absent for months at time.

myhentaicomics.com/index.php/Daves-Story

I already have a foreskin user
my parents actually love me
well, at least they loved me for a few months

well, then. I lose my virginity mentally. Wait, I already lost it long time ago.

It would be exactly the same except she'd be giving me scathing critiques of all the cartoon porn I draw.

>Landlord clearly said no pets.
>Zone-tan still keeps tentacle monster around
>leaves slime everywhere
>you can hear it slithering against your locked door at night

Ech.

Well, bigger isn't always better. Plus, the secret is to have ribs.

The other secret is to just jizz on her face when she least expects it. You may be killed, but it will have been worth it if you can get it in her mouth.

Are we refering to the character or the artist who is most likely a fat ugly man who is claiming to be women in order to boast his fame and income?

>Well, bigger isn't always better.
kek

> the secret is to have ribs
don't tell me they removed those too

lurk more

Not only do i fuck her atleast twice a day, but ill let her tentacle monster fuck me too.

>roommate
I don't live in a communist country

No, seriously. There comes a point where having too long of a penis causes discomfort. What you really want is girth, not length.

And no, my ribs can never be taken away from me. Just my foreskin.

The most she'll do is watch you jerk off and watch you having sex with other people. She might even hook you up with some of the toon girls in her videos.

in what way is adding girth not being bigger?
user, stop assuming I'm more dumber than you is

I' be been using this website for a year and this board for three months and have no idea how much I need lurk to learn what.

if you're still asking questions, you need to lurk more

Girth is wider. When people talk about bigger dicks, they generally refer to length.

If you have to ask, you clearly don't know.

>Girth is wider. When people talk about bigger dicks, they generally refer to length.
stop being an idiot
you were wrong
apologize

I can apologize, but your parents won't ever love you again.

My asshole is in constant agony from tentacle rape.

She already fucks a tentacle monster and there are comics approved by the OG creator of Zone having sex with orcs and other shit like that. Fairly certain at some point she'll try to fuck you despite what she might say in other episodes.

I mean, you do realize that she's infatuated with Harry Partridge, right?

Sorry that your parents genitally mutilated you, user.

>but your parents won't ever love you again.
I don't think your parents ever loved you to begin with.

I'm over it thanks to foreskin restoration websites.

Pic related.

I've just heard some really fucked up stories about circumcision, that's all.

The fact that it's socially acceptable is sort of disturbing.

It's not necessarily harmful, unless somebody fucks up and cuts your dick right off. But the general idea is that it's a violation of personal rights. Think of it as the penis-driven version of SJW-types not wanting babies to be given a gender straight outta the womb.

As for why it's widespread, I always assumed it was a Biblical thing that just caught on. Apparently there are some health benefits as well. All I know is that I miss the frenulum I never had.

>WOBBLY SAUSAGE

Well for starters I have a roommate I don't know despite having a moderately good spare room, also judging by the thread my sex life might improve and will certainly be more interesting.
Why won't she sleep in the spare room Anons?

There are health benefits to vaginal inspections as well but feminists throw hissy fits about how they're actually just sexual harassment and dumb shit like that.

Most of the "health benefits" stuff has been debunked and in most cases it can actually cause super serious psychological damage and trust issues, especially with your parents. Maybe I'm just a dumn conspiracy theorist but I always thought the people who say there are health benefits are just reaching to find an excuse to keep doing it out of religious beliefs, not health ones.

And you're not?

I'd let her watch me masturbate if she really wanted to, but I feel as though she'd rather watch someone more attractive. It'd be really weird and awkward for the first month or so, but I could probably get used to it.

Well, that's why there's a whole foreskin restoration community nowadays. From what I've gleaned, they're actually pretty open to newcomers. I assume it's because foreskin restoration is an ongoing process.

Either way, I don't even have the money to get the good tools to stretch myself out.

Stop fapping obviously.

I'll let her watch, but she has to dress up like one of these three girls:

I'll try to hold out as long as possible. Maybe I could learn more about the Eldritch from her?

I might finally get laid, but I'm afraid that it won't happen exactly as I would imagine.

We hate each other and I have to walk into a room that smells like fish and pennies every night.

This. She's also sleeping on the floor because my apartment is only meant for one person

Actually it was an anti-masturbation movement that the head of some US medical establishment was a cheerleader. It wasn't that long lived but because it was so wide spread fathers just had their sons circumcised so the father wouldn't feel like a freak. And here we are.

I heard once that it was a hygiene thing in addition to biblical.

Sex still feels great as long as I don't use a condom. or when I bottom

Sex

Me & My friends gonna fuck her simultaneously.

Wow, only ONE year ??

what a newfag.

Ask her when the next flash is coming, then ask her how she feels about her biggest fan, minus8

>minus8
Context?

Some sort of fucking would happen-not sure if i'd be giving it or receiving it.
Would probably take the chance.

nothing because im not into cartoon girls.

Then her pet tentacle monster has it's way with you all.

Oh gawd, my ass!

I hope she's 100% on board with this "watching me fap" thing because there's going to be a lot of it.

Nothing in life is free, user.

I'd tell her to hire more animators and try to crank out more toons and actilually make ZTV News be monthly.

I ain't looking for no free loaders, so she better put up or put out.

My roommate already jokes around about watching me fap. I suppose the difference is that she no longer is joking.

wtf am I looking at?

Don't worry, she will

She's a prostitute who lets strangers in your house and does her dirty deeds in your bed

>hygiene
>wash your dick every now and then
>cut some of it off
i think i know which one im gonna pick!

Why aren't you fucking your roommate?

She'll get bored of me because I stopped fapping for a while now so she can't watch me fap.
But I'd be down to fuck though..

It is if you want the tentacle grape.

The shirt is supposed to be something like this, I think, except instead of being a muscular torso, it's a rape torso.

I want to see someone's grandpa wear that for a laugh.

Mostly I was just super impressed with how the hand looks like it's grabbing a benis from outside the pants, but then it looksed like he was hiking up a skirt, but the skirt was hair, but actually a hat.

Mind blowing

I'd be terrified, I'd live in fear of a tentacle monster ass-raping me every night.

i'd get every std and still be happy

Buy good doors.

Nah, I think you're safe. Zone is a virgin whore.

Vanilla hentai of Zone-tan and Dave after the ZTV Christmas special when?

Zone-tan, can I borrow your smallest tentacle monster? I'm tired of being a virgin but I want immeasurable pleasure too.

I actually once had a dream that I worked at an animation company and Zone-tan worked out of the office next to ours. There was no lewd at all but we would have a lot of sitcom banter and playful ribbing with each other and hang out all the time.

Weirdly it was one of the happiest dreams I've ever had and I felt super empty when I woke up