>get a new job in the project management field >end up with a team full of spaniards and people from portugal >"Hey this will be fun working in a multi-cultural tea..." OHGOD.jpg
>have to listen to the worst sounding language in the entire world every day >Fucking coffee and cigarette break every single hour for 20 minutes >"Meeting at 10 a.m? Lets start going there at 10.05 a.m!" >Launch takes 1 1/2 fucking hours. First eat, then another fucking coffee break and after that a coffee and cigarette break >People just come and go as they please. Yeah, dont tell anybody where you are going.... >Too much talking about football >Too much talking about not work related stuff while working
And you know whats the worst thing? Everything is a fucking suggestion.
They dont tell you "Finish this task in 3 days." Its "It would be perfect if you could be done with this job sometimes this week".
No wonder they need dem sweet EU GIBSMEDAT.
pls fix yourself. k. thx.
Hudson Bailey
Not your blog.
Nathaniel Butler
>>"Meeting at 10 a.m? Lets start going there at 10.05 a.m!" literally everyone does this and it pisses me off to no end
Kayden Wright
gib hidden tax money first.
Asher Thompson
Did they find out who killed that journalist?
Ian Jackson
>50 years old German lady moves next door >Gets fucked by a horse while eating a turd out off a Turk's ass >Her husband loves to watch >Apologizes for the holocaust everytime instead of saying good morning
Why are Germans like this? Pls fix yourself
Colton Edwards
Only if you buy me coffee.
They have three suspects going in court, suspected of handling the bomb but no idea who ordered it.
John Howard
southern Europeans are lazy, unproductive and incompetent as fuck I once also had to go to one of our Italian factories as a strategic manager and I immediately understood why our southern European factories are doing much worse than our northern European ones
Julian Brown
lmao autistic germ
Ryder Campbell
You have to impose yourself and show who is the boss: >Shout at them if they do something wrong >Reunion at 10.00 a.m, lock the door at 10:05, so they can't enter >Fire someone who tries to stand up to you
Jeremiah Smith
I really don't understand corporate slaves like you.
Get a life. Seriously. If you had something to live for besides your work, you'd understand that there's so much more out there, waiting for you, that work just keeps you from enjoying them.
Thomas Parker
> coffee and cigarette break every single hour for 20 minutes > Launch takes 1 1/2 fucking hours. First eat, then another fucking coffee break and after that a coffee and cigarette break Wtf are all your coworkers addicted to caffeine and nicotine?
Sebastian Foster
That German workaholic autism
Eli Bailey
Ahh yes, so this is the greatness of the Aryan man...
Colton Price
do this germ it works
Jonathan Phillips
Ah yes...the famous german autism.
Brandon Wright
The earlier you're done, the earlier you can go home. Hasn't anyone ever told you, Pedro?
Liam Walker
>end up with a team full of spaniards and people from portugal What a lucky fellow. We Iberians are a buch of amicable friendly people.
Jason Martinez
>The earlier you're done, the earlier you can go home How does this mindset insure quality control?
Chase Anderson
That explains Volkswagen exhaust systems.
Alexander Ortiz
How does spending a third of the time on coffee breaks ensure quality control?
Easton Harris
>We Iberians are a buch of amicable friendly people.
Kek, Iberians are probably one of the most bitter people of Europe. Not even kidding, every single time I am out of this shitty peninsula I try to stay away from anything that is slightly Iberian.
Lucas Taylor
I will give you that. The people are all friendly, very welcoming and nice just not very efficient.
Angel Campbell
I just dont know if they are really nice or if it this fake friendliness where you have to be friendly for cultural reasons even if you strongly dislike the other person. Its very hard to tell.
William Myers
They could be discussing quality control on the coffee/smoke break.
Evan Baker
> just not very efficient.
NOOOOOOOO
Not that
Not
INEFFICIENCY
Carter Jones
Release a bull into the office and throw tomatoes at everyone. The Spanish love that sort of thing.
Michael Russell
>if it this fake friendliness where you have to be friendly for cultural reasons
It depends on the region, what You described is perfectly the cause for my region (andalusia) so if they are andalusian then It is a big yes.
Anthony Russell
You're Belgium, better go back to basics and get yourself a police force that isn't a joke.
Wyatt Martinez
You sound upset
Adrian Ross
that you never run out of things to do and work is never done
Isaac Ramirez
Work is never done? Sounds like German heaven
Caleb Wood
>I just dont know if they are really nice or if it this fake friendliness where you have to be friendly for cultural reasons you got it damn straight but it is still better than being an autistic kraut
Liam Gonzalez
Oh shit !¿another andaluciANO in Sup Forums?!
Levi Perry
Show them who's boss of your gym
Evan Cook
There are andalusians in Sup Forums though most of us are from eastern andalusia. Eastern andalusia is Sup Forums in real life so It makes sense that there are a few of us in Sup Forums.
Evan Hernandez
You are trying too much to make your own wishful thinking real. Ask any company (even in your country) about portuguese workers and you will see their answer,usually they are on the top. But yes, could be your own experience
Joshua Perry
I didnt say that they are good or bad workers i said that their working habits are very confusing for me.
Ian Howard
Other than Seville Andalusia is Portugal-tier
Ryder Moore
Portugal in culture and how people behave are different from t spanish. you speak much more louder than us, we are usually more calm and cold
Logan Torres
>tell german I'm going to be there by 22 >arrive at 22h30, before the hour is over >"hurr durr you're late!" why can't you dumb autismos understand that saying you'll be there in a certain hour means you have to arrive before the hour is over?
Oliver Bennett
No. You have to "work" for 7.5 hours a day to bill the customers to the max and get paid. Otherwise your hour bank gets depleted and you're fucked.
Hunter Hill
yeah, yet They rely on Almería and Málaga like a bitch from a cock.
Gavin Clark
i now wish for portugal to fall off of the Iberian peninsula into the atlantic like a modern atlantis
Landon Flores
I have recurring wet dreams of genociding Germans
Michael Butler
>“the Portuguese soul must forever be at the side of its sister, the Germanic soul”by Fernando Pessoa
>Many of the artillerymen in service of the Portuguese crown during the 16th century were Germans
>There was probably not a single Portuguese overseas holding in Africa and Asia in which there weren’t Germans there fighting alongside the Portuguese in its defense
>Is estimated around 10.000 German men and women died in service of the Portuguese crown
>In the 19th century, a German prince prevented Portugal from going to a civil war and protected many of its monuments to which are still standing
>Two Portuguese princesses were Empresses of Germany
>There were 11 royal marriages between Portugal and Germany
Nathaniel Fisher
Me too.
Joseph Bell
>get a new job in the project management field you get what you deserve, bourgeoisie
Cooper White
>>“the Portuguese soul must forever be at the side of its sister, the Germanic soul”by Fernando Pessoa
John Murphy
Is this how the world wars started?
Jacob Campbell
i feel you user. i really do. i work in a multikulti team with with one spaniard and one portuguese. they are the worst people i have ever worked with.
Daniel Gutierrez
and as i don't want to get into a major shit flinging here on int i'll list the best people i have worked with and then just go away: swedes, romanians and russians
Thomas Smith
OP I feel your pain, Spanish and its derivatives are ear cancer. They should be expunged from this planet without mercy.
Wyatt Harris
Try to deliver something to an address in Spain OP, I dare you.
Josiah Perry
>insulting Pessoa get the fuck out of here
Isaac Hill
>romanians
Thanks friend
Aiden Baker
This is the attitude of a person who doesn't have anything and never will
Daniel Sullivan
FPBP P B P
Michael Smith
I've been working in Germany for 2 and half years, in a company where everyone but me and another gut were germans.
There were days were we literally sat on office doing literally nothing, because (always according to them) there was noting to do.
Also many days there was simply no lunch. Nothing. We would work the fucking entire day without eating, or maybe my german mate would drink coffee and nothing more.
Constantly got embarrased by weird as fuck jokes that were supossed to be funny.
Most of them had shitty-to non existant english, and much less any other language besides german, and sometimes even got mad at me for misspelling some shit in german while talking.
And I won't say anything about "normal" people outside of the job. Seriously it's literally Autismland The Country.
Leo Thomas
Alberto Barbosa
Nolan Wilson
Here's an honest look at work efficiency by ethnicity
Adam Myers
Being white americans the best and jews the worst.
Oh and niggermericans better than germs. Pretty reliable.
Brody King
Here your bump ,mr Hans
Adrian Clark
>honest look
Evan Gutierrez
You're far too anal with time, I get it that Portuguese are the complete opposite, it bothers me too, but your system isn't ideal either. Last time I had to deal with German time during erasmus, even if made sure that I was getting there on point, when I entered the room it would seem like the class had been running for 15 minutes. It's fucking surreal. Fuck you. I don't know why a German is complaining about language. Lunch time is important. Hot meal. Sitting down. Fuck anyone that says otherwise.
Angel James
Fake No way portuguese and spaniards would work together