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Bath time edition

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>tfw only have a shower

Time to party.

tomorrow's going to be fun

this, my bath isnt finished yet

That's horrible tbqh

Whats going on tomorrow?

test and then a solid week of not having to do anything

Good luck on your test buddy!

>using phone while in bath
I can't see this going poorly at all

thanks westy

Good luck on your test, I hope you do well

Put it in a condom.

Could be worse, I once tried to make toast in the bathtub

I don't own condoms m8, I'm not bloody getting laid
Lul

Why is the steam mobile app so shit?
It keeps sending me notifications about messages I received half an hour ago

Just happened to me too, was weird

Did Japan go to bed? I have finished reading about the Haitian revolution.

let me sum it up for yall:

>free blacks and whites bicker a bit
>nobody gives a shit about slaves
>a bunch of wars nobody cares about
>free blacks and slaves decide to team up
>proceed to genocide every single white person
>200 years later, Haiti is still a shithole

Also Toussaint was (according to his critics) a huge hypocrite. Prudent publicly, a libertine privately, pro-abolitionist, but for keeping a forced labor system, pious in public, heathen in private, etc etc etc....

>why is steam so shit

Jealous, good luck

It's been happening since this morning for me, but at least it's no longer sending all my messages twice
Do you just pick random parts of history to read up on? A week or two ago you were reading up on the Enlightenment and it's non European counterparts and now its Haiti

Just got back from marinating my chicken.

>come home early
>no one's home
>get kinda sad
>watch porn
>fap a bit
>oh no what am I doing I should stop doing this
>awh but if I do it I'll feel refreshed
>awh but it's gross and you'll feel bad aferwards
>do it
>feel awful
>now I'm even sadder

Fuck free time desu. I wish I was working all day.

Go for another wank, they'll cancel out and you'll be feeling normal

What is legitimately wrong with fapping? I don't get it
Maybe it just thought what you wrote was so important it needed to be repeated

that's a weird way to refer to Chalmers

You should read about Adimiral Yi.

>he's onto my euphemisms
uh oh

thanks qt

NO I ALREADY FEEL BAD ENOUGH!
It's gross and doesn't feel pleasurable to me anymore.

sex is gross

if you feel like fapping just go for a run or do something around your apartment desu

objectively wrong

t. virgin

>Do you just pick random parts of history to read up on? A week or two ago you were reading up on the Enlightenment and it's non European counterparts and now its Haiti
>haitian revolution
>unrelated to the enlightenment
pic related

No, just kidding, but really though; The enlightenment was a pivotal process in world history. It affected all parts of the world, in different ways and in different times. Some have argued that the enlightenment is still taking place. Take for example Papua New Guinea, people are being brought "out of the darkness" there, even today!

who dat

Just read you will cry about his last moments

>who dat
Based Korean

chinks and koreans are sex toys for Japanese and white men

Nah it's a lot of fun
Oh Ok, any idea why you feel that way about It?

Every living person is a sex slave for me to own, I just haven't claimed them yet.

I am okay with this

I just want cuddles.
What if I don't wanna go outside? I-I don't know desu.
>Stroking
OwO this feels good
>Orgasm
This is pretty annoying and hurts.

Wow now my hand is sticky
Wow now I have to go clean up
Wow now I'll have to deal with the regret
Wow now I'm sad

Lick it off your hand, that's what I do

>Wow now my hand is sticky
why would you cum on your hand when you could cum on the wall
wow pervert

>eating your own cum
disgusting

Can you hurry up and claim me then!?!

I just want cuddles and kisses desu.
I've shown you my childhood wall.
I'm never doing that again.

I'm a girl so it's vaginal ejaculate :)

I was hoping we could discuss the enlightenment today too.

But yall gay (literally)

that's OK too I guess

I'll just go read some more

read about the north american englightenments next desu

I would discuss it with you be I'm not too knowledgeable on it, recently I've be reading up on the Third century crisis and the fall of the Western Roman Empire

I want to visit Ravenna

Ravenna is quite close to where that italian slut lives, I guess you could visit him as well.

You'll have to wait till I show up on my steed to drag you away.
I would but I'm 2 dum.

Excellent, I hope its soon

please take me before the lanklet does

robyenrose.bandcamp.com/
here

have a good album

There are some things
which I want to read

but I feel like I lack the understanding about the general time period

and the knowledge of the method of history

so I want to save it

so I can savor it

when I do sit down to read it

The American enlightenment, is one of those things. It has a special place in my heart, because I love America, and I love freedom, and I fucking hate those dirty ass redcoats

Interesting stuff, too bad I was lazy and didn't read about it when I had classes about it. Great shame, great shame indeed.

I have a very nice book about the antiquity, but I only read the part about them there Greeks! Interesting folks, and it's interesting to read about how they perceived the world around them, and how they related to their neighbors and their own diaspora.

You're not dumb, you're ignorant! Ignorance can always be fixed my friend! Pick up a book, and you too can become a historypro!

Rude I'm not gay norge. I don't know anything about the enlightenment though

>Hurts
Wtf is that normal for guys?

>tfw interested in post-independence South American history but the majority of books and almost all sources are in Spanish

curse my monolingual mind

It's not very comfortable.
Read the wiki desu.

Samuel Johnson is a really neat guy to read about. I have a collection of Jefferson's letters too, he's honestly the best of the Founders

Weird desu. Happy I'm not a guy

I think he just jerks off too much desu

lmao most of modernization has some degree of self-deception, Meiji Restoration too.

for example, practically all the tenant farmers in Japan remained pathetic in Japan after the renovation. the new, hence weak government treated landloads well whilst pathetic ones were treated like a dog. upstart landloads invested several industries which played a decisive part in Japanese industrial Revolution while children of tenant farmers were incorporated into the system of cheap labours. until 1945, the end of war, this situation lasted.

btw Haitian Revolution isn't restoration i forgot it, topic fucking derailed lmao

>pro-abolitionist, but for keeping a forced labor system
reminds me of Lincoln and black sharecroppers in USA. dunno much about it tho.

Miss me with this gay shit

That's the thing, I want to delve into the original sources myself, not just read other academics thoughts on the subject.

I'd like to grow a bit first though, and have an understanding for the field and the time period. I'm currently reading world history, and it'd be nice to get a major understanding of the larger trends in the world before I delve deeper into particular subjects. It's also fun to get deeper insight into things I either never heard of before, or didn't care much about.

Are you a cute girl?
This is my first time in like 5 weeks.

This book is long but fascinating

wtf it's raining

>wiki
I find wiki articles good for overviews but not for anything in depth

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>Jefferson
can you teach me what Spoiler System and its significance are in 5 sentenses?

I'm a girl ye

Spoils system has nothing to do with Jefferson, but Jackson lol. i frequently confuse them lol

also
>Spoiler System
*Spoils System
what's Spoiler system, sounds corrupt

iirc it's where an elected official promises appointments to office to people who support him. It used to be a major problem in the first half of the 1800s

strawpoll.me/15174416

>Kiwis and Bruce only

Why are you leaving us out?

>60+
do we have some boomer in here?

I voted anyway

Because im not interested in non-ausnz shitposters' demographics
The thought of some granny in retirement homes roleplaying as anime grills makes me uncomfortable

>it's where an elected official promises appointments to office to people who support him.
so this stopped Federalism from further promotion and led to Statism(?), which is why Jefferson's election is now called 1800 Revolution?

Me to :3
BUT I'M /AUS/ AAAAH

>Because im not interested in non-ausnz shitposters' demographics
this
it's a shit poll and it's owner should be killed

>Statism
*Anti-Federalism

Thats what the Bruce is silly.

OOOOOooooooh I thought you meant Americans.

Wh-whoops.

I voted and there is nothing you can do about it!!!!

>tfw didn't vote
am i too serious

The Spoils system existed before Andrew Jackson got elected but it wasn't nearly as bad. I think he fired something like 10% of the government bureaucracy to replace them with his friends and each successive president did the same thing

Jefferson's election is called the revolution of 1800 because the previous two presidents were federalists and sought to concentrate power in the national government. Jefferson was anti-federalist and wanted to adhere to a strict interpretation of the 10th Amendment, so he reversed a lot of federalist policies. His election led to a string of anti-federalist victories in US government and they basically controlled the country for the next 30 years

What kind of person are you even, AFK?

I'm curious.

You and Italy are the only real people here I've been able to get a proper impression of.

heh, you know a lot about Jefferson, i only know he's an Anti-Federalist, bought West Louisiana from Napoleon and iirc Arisona(?), and Spoils System which i was forced to memorize without any proper explanation about it.

can i ask you one more question about 1800 Revolution?

>All these people talking about history which is something I love and am good at
>Have to work on an assignment

AAAAAAH

At least you're not barred from your phone while in camp

i'm a student in Tokyo, wanna study antholopology desu. wanna study antholopology 2bqh. also read

>bought West Louisiana from Napoleon and iirc Arisona(?)
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louisiana_Purchase
Napoleon didn't really have plans for intensive colonization or militarization of the Louisiana Territory after France de facto lost control over Haiti and he desperately needed funds so he agreed to sell the territory to the US. It actually caused a major constitutional debate over whether the president or congress had the power to annex territories

We got Arizona and most of the southwestern states after the Mexican-American war

what do you want to ask?

>wanna study antholopology desu. wanna study antholopology 2bqh.
didn't notice i wrote twice, how desperate am i lmao

Don't mention my state in your soyboy anime club general ever again

I mentioned the Purchase you fucking cockhead nigger

You jumped on that pretty quick, what are YOU doing here?

>soyboy