ITT: Germans of Sup Forums tell us jokes
ITT: Germans of Sup Forums tell us jokes
Ahh yes, the wit of the Aryan man.
What is legal in brazil that is illegal everywhere else?
that german looks just like a normie or the average redditor
all they do is just like this
sounds metaphysical
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Idk, what?
Other than too formal of wording, it's a funny joke.
Those replies are not.
Cannibalism
#rekt
t. 17491/371917th German
the replies are that of redditor kids if anything
>Those replies are not
The jew one is pretty funny
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Don't ever post that again.
UMA
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DELICIA
Two Poles sit on a park bench.
A policeman comes up to them: "Hello, we are looking for car thieves"
Poles quickly glance at each other and immediately blurt out "We're in!"
What do you call someone stealing bikes on the subway?
MetroPole
What are poles doing on ice?
Break in.
Why does a French tank have rear view mirrors?
So they can keep an eye on the front line.
There is an ad on craigslist for a french assault rifle.
Never used, only dropped once.
French army drills:
-100 hand raises
-Learn to surrender in 7 languages
-Look peaceful
List of Italian war heroes:
Why is George Bush so bad at chess?
Because he lost both his towers.
Why does Trump like to build such tall buildings?
So people can kill themselves easier.
A white guy in America is in front of the judge for driving over 2 black guys.
"Not a lot we can do here" says the judge.
"The first guy that went through your windshield, we can nail for breaking and entering, but that nigger that flew through the air 20 feet, we can get for hit and run at best"
American beer is diluted water.
DAMN
>List of Italian war heroes:
I like it
this screencap is fake
that joke was originally made by an american
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Here's a famous german jok translated for you Ausländer (foreigners)
Two hunters are meeting. Dead.
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Doesn't really work in english, does it?
Post it on german
In German, treffen = meet but also treffen = hit the target.
please post the sandals in the mosque cap
blind cunt
>Why is George Bush so bad at chess?
>Because he lost both his towers.
this one was bretty gud
Zwei Jäger treffen. Tot
AYYYYY NONONONONONO
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>How many Germans do you need to change a light bulb?
>One, we are very efficient and have a bad taste of humour
unfortunately they're called rooks in English, so it's not 1:1 while translated
A romanian, a black man and an arab are on a car. Who is driving?
The police
BTFO
Germany comits another war crime.
R A R E
absolutely DELICIA post
QUEM TOPA
This, i am absolutely sure it was american.
I died
oh, we call them towers (wieże) in Polish
These are international jokes tho.
quite good
I don't get it
pointing out the obvious joke
laughed at this one
great post
That's the joke.jpg
Op post was already implying that.
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Makes me really want to know what they talked about after final against Chile.
*Zwei Jäger treffen SICH (gegenseitig). Beide tot.
Didn't like the Polish ones?
Here is another one then:
Never laugh at a Pole getting into a car accident.
It could be your car!
that's actually pretty good
nice
Legendary
They re so adorable when trying to be funny
and poles don't even try.
Add me on the screencap