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Christopher Nelson
Christopher Nelson

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All urls found in this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LkFN54_Wxc
https://youtu.be/jV79b2FJU4k
John Johnson
John Johnson

So beautiful

Bentley Carter
Bentley Carter

1st for Dany dies in season 8

Brandon Sanchez
Brandon Sanchez

fuggo

Joseph Gutierrez
Joseph Gutierrez

what do we say to the God of Death?
"got a light?"

Nicholas Wilson
Nicholas Wilson

she's pretty

Joshua Sanders
Joshua Sanders

SAVE THE WEST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LkFN54_Wxc
Jaime is /ourguy/

Thomas Wood
Thomas Wood

Ros post

Charles Martin
Charles Martin

1st for Jaimsa

Jordan Torres
Jordan Torres

but only when raped

Jackson Ross
Jackson Ross

lol

John Reyes
John Reyes

WHY BONGS WWHY

William Carter
William Carter

friendly reminder that Daemon Blackfyre is your rightful king

Xavier Campbell
Xavier Campbell

Promise me, Ned

Ian Johnson
Ian Johnson

dude fuck u i have distant ancestors who were british ok i'm attracted to slags

Connor Taylor
Connor Taylor

losers

Oliver Myers
Oliver Myers

How did Ramsay get it up for this bong whore?

Julian Taylor
Julian Taylor

i dont understand why anyone still smokes cigarettes when its so easy to get weed.

Nicholas Harris
Nicholas Harris

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

Isaac Baker
Isaac Baker

why the fuck did we end up with some spic-looking slag ;-;

Caleb Rivera
Caleb Rivera

Requesting one of these but with "You can't just fuck your own nephew"

Austin Foster
Austin Foster

You've never met a British person before, have you

Jace Nelson
Jace Nelson

What if Jon Snow really is his kid?

Daniel Brooks
Daniel Brooks

tfw you will never have a scene where Jaime pours his heart out to Sansa as she tenderly holds his head in her arms and then they marry ending the Lannister-Stark feud for good

Justin Campbell
Justin Campbell

He got off on making Reek watch, it's why he made him stay. Only way he could maintain

Andrew Turner
Andrew Turner

Are you really that inept as to not being able to use MS Paint? For some fucking words?

Dominic Fisher
Dominic Fisher

DELETE THIS

Brayden Sanders
Brayden Sanders

Sean Beans haircut is dangerously close to the JUST guy's

Daniel Allen
Daniel Allen

look at me I'm 17 wearing ray bans while puffing a cigarette, aren't I cool

Nathaniel Wood
Nathaniel Wood

THE SEED IS STRONG
(but only when it's convenient for the plot)

Logan Kelly
Logan Kelly

I'm phonescum.

Liam Gray
Liam Gray

damn stop being so bitter

Eli Perry
Eli Perry

are you talking about blonde shireen?

Gavin Fisher
Gavin Fisher

1sec

Justin Gonzalez
Justin Gonzalez

THE SEED IS STRONG
(jaimes hair)

Blake Gutierrez
Blake Gutierrez

stannis' seed is so weak his only daughter is blonde while robert's bastards all have dark hair

haha

Joshua Jenkins
Joshua Jenkins

Could they beat the white walkers.

Robert Baker
Robert Baker

but shireen isn't blonde

Ayden Powell
Ayden Powell

implying they arent literally white walkers

Bentley Jenkins
Bentley Jenkins

Are they the most aesthetic house in the show? Even the dwarf is attractive

Andrew Morales
Andrew Morales

it's almost like famous artists are very irresponsible

Connor Russell
Connor Russell

Of course not.

Hunter Perry
Hunter Perry

she's okay looking, lucky for her she's always surrounded by fucking ugly people

Jaxon Clark
Jaxon Clark

Do you want any others?

Cameron Lee
Cameron Lee

Season 8. Jon and Arya are finally reunited at Winterfell, they spot each other from across the yard, tears well in their eyes, they run towards one another and she jumps into his arms, hugging his rock hard body against hers. no words are necessary, they stay embraced while the light snow falls upon them

scene change

fade from black, we hear what sounds like faint laughing and panting in the distance, the camera zooms in on a bedchamber. We recognize their faces. Arya and Jon, naked. "I always wanted you to be my first" she says. Jon smiles softly, his rock hard cock slowly enters her tight virgin slit, Arya screams like the little girl she is as her eyes roll back in her head

Cooper White
Cooper White

Tiki torches can last quite a while though. Wights seem to burn quickly.

Levi Hughes
Levi Hughes

AAAAAARRGGHHH

Mason Roberts
Mason Roberts

I love you user
I'll try to think of some more

Kevin Edwards
Kevin Edwards

Reminder that Jonerys is non canon showshit. True end game in the books is JonArya and it has been from the very fucking beginning.

Jeremiah Price
Jeremiah Price

How many wights are there? And how many nat socs?

Carter Carter
Carter Carter

They couldn't beat an egg

Thomas Barnes
Thomas Barnes

Tywin was a fool.
"The house that puts family first will always defeat the house that puts the whims and wishes of its sons and daughters first"
bahahahaha now observe the destruction wrought upon the realm and your family because you had to continuously fuck over all of your children.
Every main Lannister except Jaime and maybe Tyrion will be dead by the end of all this (and at least one of those two is a Targ bastard)
Casterly Rock has fallen to the forces at the bidding of your alienated son
almost no chance of a real Lannister heir being born at this rate
tens of thousands dead from wars originating from your mistakes

If Tywin hadn't used Cersei to gain political leverage at Kings Landing, here's how it would look:
Jaime and Cersei would probably have married and produced an heir to Casterly Rock
Tyrion wouldn't hate his guts so much
He'd probably still be alive

Is Tywin the most overrated character on Game of Thrones?

Noah Taylor
Noah Taylor

theyre unironically cooler than american celebs. Brit celebs seem more alive than american celebs and they actually have personalities

Christopher Peterson
Christopher Peterson

He was right to burn her, no chance of her turning into a slag.

Jordan Young
Jordan Young

No, but they fucked up some skeetos

Joseph Ross
Joseph Ross

CUTE
arya is gonna die though

Eli Flores
Eli Flores

Nice

Juan Cooper
Juan Cooper

anon in the last thread said this face was ugly
what a faggot

Adam Foster
Adam Foster

CANON

Jason Wright
Jason Wright

he's also a pretty awful strategist and tactician
so yeah pretty overrated

Jose Cox
Jose Cox

Stannis willingly burned her. That's why I have no sympathy for him.

Daniel King
Daniel King

very first scene is some (albeit handsome) literal who going north of the wall
don't see a main character for nearly 10 minutes
barely any dialogue

Was S01E01 kino?

Would they dare try that now?

Chase Edwards
Chase Edwards

JonArya fags will keep posting that one fucking scene for eternity because that's all they'll ever have

Arya will die/Jon will be resurrected into a barely human firewight and they will never get another solid moment together in the books.

Aaron Price
Aaron Price

That makes me want to drive a car into a crowd of innocent protestors.

Nathan Brooks
Nathan Brooks

a witch hexes him into burning his kid

why don't people villainize Melisandre more?

Zachary Nelson
Zachary Nelson

Still the best Lannister

Eli Jackson
Eli Jackson

Bradamante and I are gonna watch the next episode tonight at one bar.

Aiden Hill
Aiden Hill

Jaime 'last son of the west' Lannister

Benjamin Butler
Benjamin Butler

wrong.

Lucas Williams
Lucas Williams

Got any more doom Kevans?

Nolan King
Nolan King

What did happen Kevan anyway?

Camden Watson
Camden Watson

What will you say when Littlefinger completes the next step in his master plan and wins declaring himself Lord Protector of the Commonwealth of Westeros?

Asher Carter
Asher Carter

Jaime, my name is Jaime
dem feels

Jordan Phillips
Jordan Phillips

Pretty sure he was at the Sept of Baelor when cersei had it blown up

Brayden Richardson
Brayden Richardson

He got wildfired famalam

Oliver King
Oliver King

Jamie 'look at these autistic fucks thinking he's part of their movement or something' Lannister

James Hall
James Hall

Who cares. The Fatman will die without finishing his books. Then, honoring his words, the show ending will turn into the canon ending.

Checkmate

Carter Jackson
Carter Jackson

Which one is the "German Aryan"equivalent of GoT?
Norvos?

Aside from Valyria which is more like the Roman Empire

Tyler Price
Tyler Price

What do you think about Bradamante?

Carter Green
Carter Green

We expect a witch to do fucked up shit. Stannis made a decision that showed us his desire for victory and power was greater than his love for a cute!

Jace Smith
Jace Smith

Also people say this used to be more about politics and shit and less about magic, but the opening is fucking ice zombies

Michael Phillips
Michael Phillips

In the books he is assassinated by a faceless. I think in the show he's killed in the Baelor's sept blast

Brayden Foster
Brayden Foster

God I hope he dies.

Jacob Lopez
Jacob Lopez

Was he the Jeb! of GoT?

Bentley Stewart
Bentley Stewart

The only glamour Melisandre put up was the one making her look younger. She wasn't hexing him, she thought he was the chosen one and showed him incomplete visions of the future that she also misinterpreted.

Stannis's actions were his own from start to finish.

Thomas Stewart
Thomas Stewart

In the books he is assassinated by a faceless

Luis Adams
Luis Adams

awkward pauses
weirdly personal sex stuff
he keeps revealing personal information about Preston
Why the fuck is Preston working with this fucking creepo?

Jose Hill
Jose Hill

2016 election fags
Fuck off

Ryan Richardson
Ryan Richardson

stop calling daneyris ''dany'' its cringy af

Isaac Jenkins
Isaac Jenkins

stop posting gutter-tier bait

Carter Clark
Carter Clark

I'm trying to think of some too

Hudson Jones
Hudson Jones

Yeah, Bradamante mentioned it long time ago.

Julian Bennett
Julian Bennett

implying I wanted to read ADWD more than once after AFFC

Nathaniel Stewart
Nathaniel Stewart

No, the Jeb! of got was Stannis

brother of previous ruler
beds a foreign woman
plans never work out

Ryder Jenkins
Ryder Jenkins

Qohor?

Noah Cox
Noah Cox

Can we all agree that the whole 7 seasons were only caused because Cersei likes incest?

Blake Evans
Blake Evans

Stop calling Dany Daenerys it's cringey as fuck.

Hunter Sanders
Hunter Sanders

Does Bran know about electricity? cars? plumbing? air conditioning/heating?

Leo Ward
Leo Ward

will actually win in the end

Joshua Clark
Joshua Clark

Combination of the twincest, Tully retardation, and Baelish LADDAH climbing.

Christopher Howard
Christopher Howard

it was was Varys with a crossbow
as if you could forget that scene

Anthony Sanders
Anthony Sanders

Got it, you can delet

Austin Diaz
Austin Diaz

She's kind of useless now that Stannis is dead. What the fuck is the point of her past bringing back Jon Snow anymore?

Josiah Harris
Josiah Harris

why are they so thin

Landon Bennett
Landon Bennett

If Cersei and Jaime were allowed to be married, none of it would have happened.

So, no.

William Turner
William Turner

Every main Lannister except Jaime and maybe Tyrion will be dead by the end of all this

retard dick face, that's all the main lannisters. nobody else ever mattered.

tywin was a cruel and uncreative fuck. cersei was dead from the prophecy, tyrion and jaime were and still are top 5 most interesting alive characters.

Ian Taylor
Ian Taylor

How did this deserter guy get to Winterfell without going back through the Wall?

Tyler Scott
Tyler Scott

Tully retardation
please stop spreading falsehoods

Juan Johnson
Juan Johnson

replying to yourself multiple times is p pathetic

Ryan Lee
Ryan Lee

Would they dare try that now?

Are you kidding Season 8 cold open is a 15min silent flashback wragdream about Jon and Ageon switching at birth and ones flight to the North and ones flight to Pentos

Xavier Johnson
Xavier Johnson

There's a land bridge now between westeros and essos?

Disgusting map btw. Looks like GRRM just copy pasted different earth regions together, added some bullshit mountains, islands, and fjords, and then called it a day.

Samuel Green
Samuel Green

id like to see sam and goiva sex scene

Hudson Taylor
Hudson Taylor

most aesthetic house in the show
not Based House Tyrell

Kayden Rodriguez
Kayden Rodriguez

Baelish laddah climbing was only possible due to Tully retardation. A different Tully's retardation just made it worse

Levi Fisher
Levi Fisher

go back to castle black
they let you in because you're a sworn brother of the night's watch
leave because it's not even a real castle

Anthony Smith
Anthony Smith

Slow and steady, right?
I wonder if Jeb's having guac tonight

Levi Nelson
Levi Nelson

Gerion Lannister is going to come back from across the sea and save his house from ruin

Ethan Martinez
Ethan Martinez

Why didn't he just go back to castle black to tell them about his entire party getting LITERALLY MURDERED by white walkers instead of deserting?

Sebastian Reed
Sebastian Reed

all of season 8 is gonna be fucking warg shit since it'll be cold af every where else.

Kayden Moore
Kayden Moore

myrcella

Jeremiah Gutierrez
Jeremiah Gutierrez

It was during the dawn age

Before the arm of dorne was broken

Kevin Lee
Kevin Lee

Where is the fuck is my pajeet leaks, you smelly poo in da loos hurry hurry hot CURRY give me the GOT already

Nolan Harris
Nolan Harris

He deserted after crossing the wall?

Asher Bailey
Asher Bailey

Implying that the world will ever progress that far.

If it's been over 12,000 years since humans have had the ability to create steel and they're still living in medieval times, they're going to be in medieval times forever.

Jason Collins
Jason Collins

why couldn't all the starks be cast that well ;-;

Elijah Martinez
Elijah Martinez

follow them on twitter, they're lovers irl

Jonathan Ross
Jonathan Ross

Yep, Bradamante noticed that too last week.

Nathan Butler
Nathan Butler

he really should switch from tobacco to weed, might help him gain weight

Cameron Brown
Cameron Brown

slow and steady

Cameron Young
Cameron Young

Broken by what? Is this another "mystery"?

Lucas Wood
Lucas Wood

Dany dany dany dany dany dany dany dany dany dany dany dany

You know what her name is?

It's Dany. You fucking autist.

Logan Barnes
Logan Barnes

But he says to Ned he knows he should have gone back to the wall, but he didn't

So how did he get from NorthotWall to The North?

Christian Ortiz
Christian Ortiz

Looks like GRRM just copy pasted different earth regions together

gnome isn't known for worldbuilding.

Caleb Reed
Caleb Reed

i fucking love gerion. he's probably the main influence for tyrion's good character.

imagine if euron has him captive? how sick would that be?!?!

Joseph Anderson
Joseph Anderson

Aryans were the Andals of Andalos.
Norvos is inspired by the terrain and culture of Kievan Rus.

Hudson Wright
Hudson Wright

They're actors, they're all thin and short.

You think someone on TV is tall. No, they're actually just normal height, and Normal height people are really short. And really tall people actually don't look that tall in person.

Julian Powell
Julian Powell

probably because the experience was meant to have driven him to near-insanity or something and he didn't care and just wanted to get the fuck out of there
in hindsight it was a bit silly to have him keep on trying to convince Ned that he'd seen the white walkers in that case, but he was facing death so maybe not

Austin Scott
Austin Scott

turn up volume to hear dialogue
cuts to next scene
ROARRRRR CRASH BOOOOOOOM 100x too loud
turn down volume
repeat

i hate this shit

Carson Johnson
Carson Johnson

Slow and steady, user, slow and steady...

Caleb Gonzalez
Caleb Gonzalez

Children off the Forrest magic

To stop the first men from migrating to westeroes

John Ross
John Ross

tfw no young twink bf.

Grayson Cox
Grayson Cox

there's actually quite a lot of deserted castles along the wall, with some entrances only the NW really know about IIRC, so maybe he took one of those

Bentley Smith
Bentley Smith

isaac is tall.

Noah Rodriguez
Noah Rodriguez

I thought they were the Anglo Saxsons

Jace Thompson
Jace Thompson

He sat on a banana while George Soros dragged him across the ocean driving a jet ski.

Austin Jones
Austin Jones

Months since election was over
stupid fags can't shut up about it since it was the only thing that made them feel worth

kys

Angel Taylor
Angel Taylor

just about anyone can look like a giant next to an old asian woman

Justin Kelly
Justin Kelly

Anglo Saxons were Aryan. They came from Northern Germania. What more do you want?

Nathan Clark
Nathan Clark

She thinks he's the chosen one too now.

She thinks a bunch of people are the chosen one's.

Juan Sullivan
Juan Sullivan

Will he ever buy new pants?

Ryder Foster
Ryder Foster

mfw filthy Anglo Saxon invaders destroyed Purest Britain

Ethan Collins
Ethan Collins

what do you mean

Hunter Kelly
Hunter Kelly

I thought they are not the same

Jackson Jackson
Jackson Jackson

who?

screen cap this shit. we will find out in season 8 that:

the three eyed raven, lord brynden rivers was the cause of aerys' the ii, aka the mad kings delusions.

Luis Diaz
Luis Diaz

Whatever, CTR

Jacob Lee
Jacob Lee

he's literally SEETHING over a meme

Austin Sullivan
Austin Sullivan

https://youtu.be/jV79b2FJU4k

Jaxson King
Jaxson King

Lads, serious question is the Citadel going to survive?

I'm not sure I could stand it if all that knowledge was lost.

Why don't they just invent the fucking printing press already?

implying Sam won't have by the next episode cos muh old documents

muh old documents will have something of really great importance to the plot

Samwell 'guy in the medieval chair' Tally strikes again

Hunter Gomez
Hunter Gomez

Threadly reminder Robb is alive inside Grey Wind.

Jonathan Brown
Jonathan Brown

I'm not sure I could stand it if all that knowledge was lost.
nigger its not real just close your eyes

David Allen
David Allen

They are all Germanic. Today they are more Celtic than anything else.

Henry Sanders
Henry Sanders

Britain was already raped by Romans before the Anglos came if anything they
Made them pure again

Nolan Green
Nolan Green

[current year]
being this triggered by Jeb!posting
Lighten up m8.

Jose Perry
Jose Perry

She never really wanted to marry Jamie. She wanted Jamie all to herself but what she really wanted was power.

Cerise would have wanted to marry the king and be the queen no matter what. Mark my words, there's going to come a point where she's going to have to choose between Jamie and more Power, and she'll pick more power.

Blake Hughes
Blake Hughes

Implying Arthurian Birtain wasn't the purest of all

Isaiah Perry
Isaiah Perry

the westerlands where the lannisters live they all are aryan

Andrew Cook
Andrew Cook

hillary isn't part of the election
She was every part retarded, the same as your shitty president and the rest of the retarded candidates.

dead unfunny meme

William Turner
William Turner

Reminder this is about the size of the world vs known world we are dealing with here.

Ryder Parker
Ryder Parker

Jamie's probably going to die by the end.

Lucas Thompson
Lucas Thompson

Jaime is dirt blonde
Cercsi is golden blonde
Tyrion is Strawberry blonde
their dad is a red head
God damn

Owen Davis
Owen Davis

They are Andals, stupid.

Parker Jackson
Parker Jackson

Tywin manipulated her from the beginning to want to marry one of the princes just to satisfy his own political ends

Samuel Wilson
Samuel Wilson

I'm not sure I could stand it if all that knowledge was lost.
They've been in middle ages for like 8000 yeas now. I'm sure nothing of value would be lost.

Owen Diaz
Owen Diaz

Jeb
relevant

Imagine being at the point where you have to regularly talk about some irrelevant looser to feel better.

Jaxson Long
Jaxson Long

I want to believe this theory
but I'm pretty sure we'd be given at least some indication that there was another direwolf around somewhere

Levi Flores
Levi Flores

This entire debacle could have been avoided Jaime and Cersei could keep their hands off each other for 5 fucking minutes

If Jon Arryn hadn't died after finding out, literally none of it would have happened. It would have been 6 years of good times, and Varys would have kept trying to kill Dany until he succeeded so she'd never get to Westeros

Jaime can't keep it in his pants and the whole world turns to shit

Jonathan Harris
Jonathan Harris

He's always wearing those pants

Jeremiah Barnes
Jeremiah Barnes

You know, it doesn't look as stupid when it's like this. Essos is too fucking long for it to be that rectangular, but Westeros isn't bad.

Jack Baker
Jack Baker

that outfit

unrealistic goofy shit

glad GoT keeps it more realistic and accurate.

Nolan Williams
Nolan Williams

This, every bad thing thats happened is because jaime is a worthless fucking degenerate

Noah Ward
Noah Ward

Nice head canon.

Cersei wanted to marry the prince, but she married the king.

Jason Perez
Jason Perez

What happens here?

Brody Stewart
Brody Stewart

Look how westeros and essos share the same degree of longitude on their south coast. This is so shit.

Dominic Miller
Dominic Miller

Celts were raped by the swarthy south for 3 centuries
Germanics were not

Ryan Gonzalez
Ryan Gonzalez

Hypothetical question:

There's at least one set of blond twins in Hollywood acting. Would they be down for playing Jaime and Cersei? How would they handle 'those' scenes if that were the case?

Nolan Cox
Nolan Cox

i dont recall him ever wearing them anywhere else.

Elijah Sanchez
Elijah Sanchez

Ask the Summer Islanders, they have Carracks and have explored everything.

Cooper Flores
Cooper Flores

Based Bradamante, your questions are the best.

Christopher Murphy
Christopher Murphy

Jungles and deserts of Sothyros

Owen Young
Owen Young

Argentineros and Australeos things

Lucas Ward
Lucas Ward

everything was caused by Robb's oneitis

Jeremiah Johnson
Jeremiah Johnson

Just wait until GRRM writes his new epos after Ice and Fire is finished.

Noah Russell
Noah Russell

several other books worth of material that will never be written

Brayden Wood
Brayden Wood

for like 8000 yeas

That's the thing. If the Citedel has been the ultimate document store for that long without past knowledge outside of their order and everyone just accepted (and paid for!) it, maybe that world does deserve death

Hudson Watson
Hudson Watson

you mad

Aaron Russell
Aaron Russell

Those raped Celts were given Excalibur
Germanics were not

Hudson Rogers
Hudson Rogers

The Hound used to have a helmet shaped like a dog's head

the fuck, S1 is fun as fuck

Lucas Turner
Lucas Turner

they're lovers irl

Jaxon Smith
Jaxon Smith

Ice and Fire
finished

Jeremiah Moore
Jeremiah Moore

The black walkers

Josiah Rodriguez
Josiah Rodriguez

literally who are you two talking about

Zachary Foster
Zachary Foster

What was Ned thinkign here?

Dominic Gomez
Dominic Gomez

everything is on the same latitude
babbys first Dungeons and Dragons map

Gabriel Sanchez
Gabriel Sanchez

I'm writing.

Charles Long
Charles Long

Why does the show constantly tell us King's Landing smells bad and why does it?

Jaxon Lee
Jaxon Lee

Question, the story up north would be still exactly the same though? With Jon trying to infiltrate the wildlings and so on?

Lincoln Wright
Lincoln Wright

So they are still not pure

Jose Collins
Jose Collins

i have no idea what happens in the first episode ot game of thrones

Nolan Peterson
Nolan Peterson

Sewage runs through the poor streets.

Angel Jackson
Angel Jackson

The rape, Sansa.

Tyler Foster
Tyler Foster

Based Bradamante
t.bh m8 I have no idea who the fuck that is

Brody Thompson
Brody Thompson

writes on a toaster

how does anyone expect this fuck to finish anything

Jackson Thomas
Jackson Thomas

the transformation pics
top kek even animu can't make modern day isaac non-ugly

Joshua Williams
Joshua Williams

jon would a steward being groomed for command in 20 years time

Kayden Lewis
Kayden Lewis

Also what would Robert have done if he had learned about Jon Snow?

Nathan Evans
Nathan Evans

The Lady of the Lake thinks they are

Jason Price
Jason Price

Rewatch it with me. I remember all the main beats but there's so much I'd forgotten

Chase Williams
Chase Williams

well yeah but the north would be unified, still have a big army, and would be 100% willing to help the NW, though

Connor Lopez
Connor Lopez

Good writing and acting.

Nicholas Hughes
Nicholas Hughes

bravo

Anthony Powell
Anthony Powell

LEAK WHEN?

Nicholas Adams
Nicholas Adams

?????

Literally it's the Planet of the Apes down there.

Daniel Howard
Daniel Howard

Lads I'm sailing west, come with me if you want to be a king

Wyatt Nelson
Wyatt Nelson

Tomorrow

Andrew Butler
Andrew Butler

In around 18 hours time, it'll leak on HBO

Alexander Sanchez
Alexander Sanchez

This is shit writing tbqh

Dylan Campbell
Dylan Campbell

yeah no shit:

here's a hint fellows, in dany's visions in the house of the undying, she sees the throne room in the red keep covered in snow, roof torn off.

every one of cersei's witch's prophecies has come true, the one they didn't include in the show was that she would be killed by a "valonqar" aka valyrian for younger brother.

the ideal candidate here is tyrion who's the youngest lannister, but jaime although cersei's twin is technically younger than cersei by minutes.

now when stannis attacked and cersei was ready to suicide herself and tommen, dreading being captured worse of all, do you think she'd let her be captured or would she take anybody she could along with herself?

Charles Gray
Charles Gray

grrm is a shit writer

Charles Scott
Charles Scott

There has to be land somewhere else outside of the known world.

the summer islanders know

Austin Hill
Austin Hill

rightful kindom
family of foreign invaders that killed everyone and each other

Lincoln Richardson
Lincoln Richardson

prosefags
/lit/

Easton Stewart
Easton Stewart

what cersei really wants is to be a man

Benjamin Hill
Benjamin Hill

I've noticed that. The show actually made his shit writing look good on screen for the first few seasons.

Dominic Parker
Dominic Parker

How fitting, considering his side was slaughtered in that fight.

Ryder Powell
Ryder Powell

How did the Boltons get so many men?

Hudson James
Hudson James

you mean the wolf whos head they mounted on robbs corpse?

Lucas Davis
Lucas Davis

Twins are a single person, split in two

If Cerme had been born whole, s/he would have been a great ruler

Joseph Jackson
Joseph Jackson

Frey propaganda.

Dylan Lee
Dylan Lee

jaime already fucked one king over for the greater good of the people, the decision here will be mirrored - whether his love of cersei outweighs the destruction she will undoubtedly unleash when she's cornered and out of options.

Elijah Taylor
Elijah Taylor

violent antifa thugs
innocent protesters

Carter Adams
Carter Adams

it was Lysa who poisened Jon. Not the Lannisters fault

Isaac Morris
Isaac Morris

I am mad as fuck that Jon didn't turn out to be Ned's bastard

Now Ned is just a faggot liar instead of an honourable guy who let himself have what he wanted just once

Also Brandon being Jon's father is the shittest theory I've ever heard

Dylan Roberts
Dylan Roberts

Visy and Dany had those decorations with three silver dragon heads already in the first episode

I thought Dany had them made for S7

Fuck, this show is good

Nolan James
Nolan James

Also Brandon being Jon's father is the shittest theory I've ever heard
It's a meme you dip

Thomas Jenkins
Thomas Jenkins

poor people smell

Matthew Gonzalez
Matthew Gonzalez

Ned stabbed Athur Dayne in the back dude. He was always a liar.

Christopher Brown
Christopher Brown

it was Lysa who poisened Jon

Why on earth would she do that? And how did she, she was all the way in the fucking Vale

Michael Lee
Michael Lee

Low fantasy fits with low prose. I don't want some purple prose about Dany taking a shit

Levi Wilson
Levi Wilson

Jon's mother
Her name was Wylla

Landon Thompson
Landon Thompson

DAENERYS SCENES ARE

SO

BORING

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Colton Hughes
Colton Hughes

smashed his head with his warhammer

Brandon Moore
Brandon Moore

Lysa never liked her husband. She wanted Littlefinger's little dick.

Do you have to tumblr blog about every fucking scene you mouthbreathing shit

Aaron Watson
Aaron Watson

That's because Westeros is just Ireland/wales and Britain glued together.

Gabriel Reed
Gabriel Reed

he is assassinated by a faceless
It specifically says that it was Varys

Tyler Thomas
Tyler Thomas

No. Ned was able to beat Dayne because Ned had a big two handed magic metal sword too unlike everyone else Dayne ever fought

Leo White
Leo White

one post = blog

kys danyfag

Liam Howard
Liam Howard

Lysa fled to the Vale after Jon Arryns death.

Camden Scott
Camden Scott

Why would Varys do that?

Benjamin Nelson
Benjamin Nelson

purple prose about Dany taking a shit
This made me laugh because it's true. It's made up like some epic struggle like moses walking down the mountain with the ten commandments in his arms. Don't know what GRRM was thinking. I get he might have written it in trance but then he should've edited it out.

Dominic Ortiz
Dominic Ortiz

she fled to the vale after the incident

Kayden Mitchell
Kayden Mitchell

Because he's a cunt

Christopher Sullivan
Christopher Sullivan

Then why didn't Cat go with Ned to King's Landing?

Chase Myers
Chase Myers

it was also LF's plan she just did it because she loves him and follows him blindly

Jackson Sullivan
Jackson Sullivan

is a warhorse a soldier?

Brody Gutierrez
Brody Gutierrez

what? it's just describing dysentery using the word shit a lot
the scene could've been more well-written for sure, but I'm not getting the "epic struggle" vibe from it

Aiden Turner
Aiden Turner

Tyrion looks weird in season 1.

He looks a lot more like a usual midget - weirdly proportioned and with a head that's way too big for his body. But he doesn't look like that now.

It can't just be the beard right? Did he get surgery or something?

Ian Walker
Ian Walker

fake outrage over the epitome of an honorable man knowingly besmirching his honor and reputation in order to protect a lone child of his late sister, from a spiritual brother who he has known from childhood who killed his real father, to protect an infant piranha of the seven kingdoms whose people would cheer at the sight of his slaying, raising his as his own and carrying that weight every day with him

you're a real fucking retard aren't ya.

Carson Flores
Carson Flores

why would she?

Carson James
Carson James

Well apparently Lysa went with Jon Arryn when he became hand

Ryder Hill
Ryder Hill

Mandela effect

Nicholas Johnson
Nicholas Johnson

Because Bran had taken a tumble off a high window ledge and was still unconscious. Cats mothering instinct compelled her to stay with him until he woke.

Isaiah Ramirez
Isaiah Ramirez

Stan burned Shireen to save his entire army dying a slow painful death in the snow. His entire goal was militarily uniting the north for the fight against the walkers but he couldn't do that with Roose Bolton holding Winterfell. Stannis is also disgusted about the Red Wedding and so saw the Boltons as traitors anyway. He had a choice. Sacrifice his daughter to save his army, with the hope of eventually saving the world or die painfully in the snow with everyone.

Of course the fucking Jewish showrunners call this ambition and desire for power.

Jayden Jones
Jayden Jones

Ned tells her she can't because there must always be a Stark in Winterfell etc etc and he doesn't want to leave his 14 y/o and 3y/o completely alone.

Jackson Morales
Jackson Morales

Bran was supposed to go too

Ethan Hall
Ethan Hall

Robb was still there, he's the Stark in winterfell

Asher Williams
Asher Williams

How did his face elongate so much

Grayson Hall
Grayson Hall

read the second part of my post again

David Baker
David Baker

No my friend that was unavoidable, let me correct you,

This is your daily reminder that this incompetent idiot is single handedly responsible for:

Letting The Mountain escape
Which lead to Capturing Willem an Martin Lannister which led to Robb's betrayal
Which lead to The Beheading of Riccard Karrstark
Which lead to the Karrstark's marching home
Which lead to Accepting Walder Fray's marriage proposal
Which lead to The Red wedding
Which lead to Letting the mountain escape which allowed him to stand for cersie in the trail by combat
Which lead to Prince Oberyn's death
Which lead to Tyrion having to be set free
Which lead to Shae and Tywin's death
Which lead to Tyrion getting captured by Jorah an getting greyscale
It also lead to Cersie putting a bounty on Tyrion (causing lots of dwarfs to be killed in a attempt to claim)
Which lead to the sand sluts threatening to kill Marcyella
Which lead to the sand sluts actually killing Marcyella
Which lead to the sand sluts killing Dorne and the plot line
Which lead to him being used to betray the black fish

How can one man be such a colossal fuck up?

and how is he rewarded, with qt3.14 wife.....

Luke Adams
Luke Adams

14 y/o and 3y/o completely alone.

are you forgetting one or are you just retarded

Cooper Rodriguez
Cooper Rodriguez

puberty hit him like a freight train

Noah Price
Noah Price

even book robb is old enough to be lord

Ryder Brown
Ryder Brown

Bran was meant to go with him to King's Landing at that point. Don't be rude.

Angel Miller
Angel Miller

His head is shaped like a plectrum

Sebastian Cox
Sebastian Cox

Why do the Tullys get so much hate here?

Oliver Rodriguez
Oliver Rodriguez

It's like you read about some guy who faught to his death.

Giant Cunt the Brave readied himself for another wave of attackers. He groaned, sweat running down his body. Every enemy was more vicious than the one before, clutching their teeth even tighter with their eyes open wide. By the time the moon came up Giant Cunt was bleeding all over. The more he killed, the more rushed him, but the more he was rushed, the more he would kill, with him standing on a small mountain of dismembered bodies. When closed his eyes for second and he wasn't sure if he would ever open them up again.

Grayson Bell
Grayson Bell

So glad there's no actual leaks for tonight's show

William Williams
William Williams

The Tullys are fine. Edmure is another story.

Isaiah Fisher
Isaiah Fisher

Nah tullys are ok, just shitmure is the problem.

Ryder Martin
Ryder Martin

nah edumure is a bitch, the tullys are fine ;))

Anthony Smith
Anthony Smith

mfw Qyburn is the first scientist in the entirety of the two continents and he's seen as some sort of creepy fucked up failure

Carson Rivera
Carson Rivera

What is this facial expression called?

Matthew Campbell
Matthew Campbell

don't listen to this samefag radmure is a great lord and tully is an excellent house

Asher Turner
Asher Turner

Not necessarily. Jon was only in a position to save Mormont and become his right hand because he attacked Allister Thorne, and he only attacked Thorne because he insulted Ned Stark. If Ned Stark hadn't gone south then nothing would have happened

Robert Carter
Robert Carter

Tullys are fine

All were shit except for Brynden

Noah Morris
Noah Morris

how many penises can you fit inside your anus?

Nathaniel Martin
Nathaniel Martin

Is it a 70 min episode tonight?

Caleb Howard
Caleb Howard

It fucking shold be

Alexander Rivera
Alexander Rivera

Implying pure is even a thing

Mason Diaz
Mason Diaz

Nope, standard hour length. Next two are pretty fucking long though

Bentley Long
Bentley Long

I find the whole Ned/Ashara thing romantic and tragic with Jon being the only remnant of the life he should of had as the second son vs lol thirty something father of two kidnaps his thirteen year old sister, knocks her up (cucking his best friend who he saw as his brother and their marriage would have made them kin officially) and then dies leaving Ned to clean up the mess by lying to his real family (Robet and Catelyn)

Jose Davis
Jose Davis

another nothing talking episode
15 MINUTES OF SAM

Camden Lopez
Camden Lopez

The intro in S1 makes the world look like it's inside a dyson sphere encasing the sun]

is that the case?

Luke Walker
Luke Walker

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Joseph Hill
Joseph Hill

He is got old and passionless, as we know during Mad King rule he was pretty cunning, and after his boy slayed Aerys, Tywin bounded his family with ruling house and then put his grandsons on the Iron throne.

But after this, yeah, he outsmarted himself.

Christian Lewis
Christian Lewis

Scene describing horrible illness
Made me kek
Unless that's what you're going for, it's not vary good.

Henry Evans
Henry Evans

maybe YOU'RE the samefag?

Camden James
Camden James

It's the "Dragon cocks have barbs" face

Julian Myers
Julian Myers

all cool ppl smoke

get over it

Samuel Carter
Samuel Carter

play with her arse

Lucas Robinson
Lucas Robinson

hilarious and tragic

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