1st for Dany dies in season 8
what do we say to the God of Death?
"got a light?"
SAVE THE WEST
Jaime is /ourguy/
1st for Jaimsa
but only when raped
WHY BONGS WWHY
friendly reminder that Daemon Blackfyre is your rightful king
Promise me, Ned
dude fuck u i have distant ancestors who were british ok i'm attracted to slags
How did Ramsay get it up for this bong whore?
i dont understand why anyone still smokes cigarettes when its so easy to get weed.
Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright
why the fuck did we end up with some spic-looking slag ;-;
Requesting one of these but with "You can't just fuck your own nephew"
You've never met a British person before, have you
What if Jon Snow really is his kid?
tfw you will never have a scene where Jaime pours his heart out to Sansa as she tenderly holds his head in her arms and then they marry ending the Lannister-Stark feud for good
He got off on making Reek watch, it's why he made him stay. Only way he could maintain
Are you really that inept as to not being able to use MS Paint? For some fucking words?
Sean Beans haircut is dangerously close to the JUST guy's
look at me I'm 17 wearing ray bans while puffing a cigarette, aren't I cool
THE SEED IS STRONG
(but only when it's convenient for the plot)
damn stop being so bitter
are you talking about blonde shireen?
THE SEED IS STRONG
stannis' seed is so weak his only daughter is blonde while robert's bastards all have dark hair
Could they beat the white walkers.
but shireen isn't blonde
implying they arent literally white walkers
Are they the most aesthetic house in the show? Even the dwarf is attractive
it's almost like famous artists are very irresponsible
Of course not.
she's okay looking, lucky for her she's always surrounded by fucking ugly people
Do you want any others?
Season 8. Jon and Arya are finally reunited at Winterfell, they spot each other from across the yard, tears well in their eyes, they run towards one another and she jumps into his arms, hugging his rock hard body against hers. no words are necessary, they stay embraced while the light snow falls upon them
fade from black, we hear what sounds like faint laughing and panting in the distance, the camera zooms in on a bedchamber. We recognize their faces. Arya and Jon, naked. "I always wanted you to be my first" she says. Jon smiles softly, his rock hard cock slowly enters her tight virgin slit, Arya screams like the little girl she is as her eyes roll back in her head
Tiki torches can last quite a while though. Wights seem to burn quickly.
I love you user
I'll try to think of some more
Reminder that Jonerys is non canon showshit. True end game in the books is JonArya and it has been from the very fucking beginning.
How many wights are there? And how many nat socs?
They couldn't beat an egg
Tywin was a fool.
"The house that puts family first will always defeat the house that puts the whims and wishes of its sons and daughters first"
bahahahaha now observe the destruction wrought upon the realm and your family because you had to continuously fuck over all of your children.
Every main Lannister except Jaime and maybe Tyrion will be dead by the end of all this (and at least one of those two is a Targ bastard)
Casterly Rock has fallen to the forces at the bidding of your alienated son
almost no chance of a real Lannister heir being born at this rate
tens of thousands dead from wars originating from your mistakes
If Tywin hadn't used Cersei to gain political leverage at Kings Landing, here's how it would look:
Jaime and Cersei would probably have married and produced an heir to Casterly Rock
Tyrion wouldn't hate his guts so much
He'd probably still be alive
Is Tywin the most overrated character on Game of Thrones?
theyre unironically cooler than american celebs. Brit celebs seem more alive than american celebs and they actually have personalities
He was right to burn her, no chance of her turning into a slag.
No, but they fucked up some skeetos
arya is gonna die though
anon in the last thread said this face was ugly
what a faggot
he's also a pretty awful strategist and tactician
so yeah pretty overrated
Stannis willingly burned her. That's why I have no sympathy for him.
very first scene is some (albeit handsome) literal who going north of the wall
don't see a main character for nearly 10 minutes
barely any dialogue
Was S01E01 kino?
Would they dare try that now?
JonArya fags will keep posting that one fucking scene for eternity because that's all they'll ever have
Arya will die/Jon will be resurrected into a barely human firewight and they will never get another solid moment together in the books.
That makes me want to drive a car into a crowd of innocent protestors.
a witch hexes him into burning his kid
why don't people villainize Melisandre more?
Still the best Lannister
Bradamante and I are gonna watch the next episode tonight at one bar.
Jaime 'last son of the west' Lannister
Got any more doom Kevans?
What did happen Kevan anyway?
What will you say when Littlefinger completes the next step in his master plan and wins declaring himself Lord Protector of the Commonwealth of Westeros?
Jaime, my name is Jaime
Pretty sure he was at the Sept of Baelor when cersei had it blown up
He got wildfired famalam
Jamie 'look at these autistic fucks thinking he's part of their movement or something' Lannister
Who cares. The Fatman will die without finishing his books. Then, honoring his words, the show ending will turn into the canon ending.
Which one is the "German Aryan"equivalent of GoT?
Aside from Valyria which is more like the Roman Empire
What do you think about Bradamante?
We expect a witch to do fucked up shit. Stannis made a decision that showed us his desire for victory and power was greater than his love for a cute!
Also people say this used to be more about politics and shit and less about magic, but the opening is fucking ice zombies
In the books he is assassinated by a faceless. I think in the show he's killed in the Baelor's sept blast
God I hope he dies.
Was he the Jeb! of GoT?
The only glamour Melisandre put up was the one making her look younger. She wasn't hexing him, she thought he was the chosen one and showed him incomplete visions of the future that she also misinterpreted.
Stannis's actions were his own from start to finish.
In the books he is assassinated by a faceless
weirdly personal sex stuff
he keeps revealing personal information about Preston
Why the fuck is Preston working with this fucking creepo?
2016 election fags
stop calling daneyris ''dany'' its cringy af
stop posting gutter-tier bait
I'm trying to think of some too
Yeah, Bradamante mentioned it long time ago.
implying I wanted to read ADWD more than once after AFFC
No, the Jeb! of got was Stannis
brother of previous ruler
beds a foreign woman
plans never work out
Can we all agree that the whole 7 seasons were only caused because Cersei likes incest?
Stop calling Dany Daenerys it's cringey as fuck.
Does Bran know about electricity? cars? plumbing? air conditioning/heating?
will actually win in the end
Combination of the twincest, Tully retardation, and Baelish LADDAH climbing.
it was was Varys with a crossbow
as if you could forget that scene
Got it, you can delet
She's kind of useless now that Stannis is dead. What the fuck is the point of her past bringing back Jon Snow anymore?
why are they so thin
If Cersei and Jaime were allowed to be married, none of it would have happened.
Every main Lannister except Jaime and maybe Tyrion will be dead by the end of all this
retard dick face, that's all the main lannisters. nobody else ever mattered.
tywin was a cruel and uncreative fuck. cersei was dead from the prophecy, tyrion and jaime were and still are top 5 most interesting alive characters.
How did this deserter guy get to Winterfell without going back through the Wall?
please stop spreading falsehoods
replying to yourself multiple times is p pathetic
Would they dare try that now?
Are you kidding Season 8 cold open is a 15min silent flashback wragdream about Jon and Ageon switching at birth and ones flight to the North and ones flight to Pentos
There's a land bridge now between westeros and essos?
Disgusting map btw. Looks like GRRM just copy pasted different earth regions together, added some bullshit mountains, islands, and fjords, and then called it a day.
id like to see sam and goiva sex scene
most aesthetic house in the show
not Based House Tyrell
Baelish laddah climbing was only possible due to Tully retardation. A different Tully's retardation just made it worse
go back to castle black
they let you in because you're a sworn brother of the night's watch
leave because it's not even a real castle
Slow and steady, right?
I wonder if Jeb's having guac tonight
Gerion Lannister is going to come back from across the sea and save his house from ruin
Why didn't he just go back to castle black to tell them about his entire party getting LITERALLY MURDERED by white walkers instead of deserting?
all of season 8 is gonna be fucking warg shit since it'll be cold af every where else.
It was during the dawn age
Before the arm of dorne was broken
Where is the fuck is my pajeet leaks, you smelly poo in da loos hurry hurry hot CURRY give me the GOT already
He deserted after crossing the wall?
Implying that the world will ever progress that far.
If it's been over 12,000 years since humans have had the ability to create steel and they're still living in medieval times, they're going to be in medieval times forever.
why couldn't all the starks be cast that well ;-;
follow them on twitter, they're lovers irl
Yep, Bradamante noticed that too last week.
he really should switch from tobacco to weed, might help him gain weight
slow and steady
Broken by what? Is this another "mystery"?
Dany dany dany dany dany dany dany dany dany dany dany dany
You know what her name is?
It's Dany. You fucking autist.
But he says to Ned he knows he should have gone back to the wall, but he didn't
So how did he get from NorthotWall to The North?
Looks like GRRM just copy pasted different earth regions together
gnome isn't known for worldbuilding.
i fucking love gerion. he's probably the main influence for tyrion's good character.
imagine if euron has him captive? how sick would that be?!?!
Aryans were the Andals of Andalos.
Norvos is inspired by the terrain and culture of Kievan Rus.
They're actors, they're all thin and short.
You think someone on TV is tall. No, they're actually just normal height, and Normal height people are really short. And really tall people actually don't look that tall in person.
probably because the experience was meant to have driven him to near-insanity or something and he didn't care and just wanted to get the fuck out of there
in hindsight it was a bit silly to have him keep on trying to convince Ned that he'd seen the white walkers in that case, but he was facing death so maybe not
turn up volume to hear dialogue
cuts to next scene
ROARRRRR CRASH BOOOOOOOM 100x too loud
turn down volume
i hate this shit
Slow and steady, user, slow and steady...
Children off the Forrest magic
To stop the first men from migrating to westeroes
tfw no young twink bf.
there's actually quite a lot of deserted castles along the wall, with some entrances only the NW really know about IIRC, so maybe he took one of those
isaac is tall.
I thought they were the Anglo Saxsons
He sat on a banana while George Soros dragged him across the ocean driving a jet ski.
Months since election was over
stupid fags can't shut up about it since it was the only thing that made them feel worth
just about anyone can look like a giant next to an old asian woman
Anglo Saxons were Aryan. They came from Northern Germania. What more do you want?
She thinks he's the chosen one too now.
She thinks a bunch of people are the chosen one's.
Will he ever buy new pants?
mfw filthy Anglo Saxon invaders destroyed Purest Britain
what do you mean
I thought they are not the same
screen cap this shit. we will find out in season 8 that:
the three eyed raven, lord brynden rivers was the cause of aerys' the ii, aka the mad kings delusions.
he's literally SEETHING over a meme
Lads, serious question is the Citadel going to survive?
I'm not sure I could stand it if all that knowledge was lost.
Why don't they just invent the fucking printing press already?
implying Sam won't have by the next episode cos muh old documents
muh old documents will have something of really great importance to the plot
Samwell 'guy in the medieval chair' Tally strikes again
Threadly reminder Robb is alive inside Grey Wind.
I'm not sure I could stand it if all that knowledge was lost.
nigger its not real just close your eyes
They are all Germanic. Today they are more Celtic than anything else.
Britain was already raped by Romans before the Anglos came if anything they
Made them pure again
being this triggered by Jeb!posting
Lighten up m8.
She never really wanted to marry Jamie. She wanted Jamie all to herself but what she really wanted was power.
Cerise would have wanted to marry the king and be the queen no matter what. Mark my words, there's going to come a point where she's going to have to choose between Jamie and more Power, and she'll pick more power.
Implying Arthurian Birtain wasn't the purest of all
the westerlands where the lannisters live they all are aryan
hillary isn't part of the election
She was every part retarded, the same as your shitty president and the rest of the retarded candidates.
dead unfunny meme
Reminder this is about the size of the world vs known world we are dealing with here.
Jamie's probably going to die by the end.
Jaime is dirt blonde
Cercsi is golden blonde
Tyrion is Strawberry blonde
their dad is a red head
They are Andals, stupid.
Tywin manipulated her from the beginning to want to marry one of the princes just to satisfy his own political ends
I'm not sure I could stand it if all that knowledge was lost.
They've been in middle ages for like 8000 yeas now. I'm sure nothing of value would be lost.
Imagine being at the point where you have to regularly talk about some irrelevant looser to feel better.
I want to believe this theory
but I'm pretty sure we'd be given at least some indication that there was another direwolf around somewhere
This entire debacle could have been avoided Jaime and Cersei could keep their hands off each other for 5 fucking minutes
If Jon Arryn hadn't died after finding out, literally none of it would have happened. It would have been 6 years of good times, and Varys would have kept trying to kill Dany until he succeeded so she'd never get to Westeros
Jaime can't keep it in his pants and the whole world turns to shit
He's always wearing those pants
You know, it doesn't look as stupid when it's like this. Essos is too fucking long for it to be that rectangular, but Westeros isn't bad.
unrealistic goofy shit
glad GoT keeps it more realistic and accurate.
This, every bad thing thats happened is because jaime is a worthless fucking degenerate
Nice head canon.
Cersei wanted to marry the prince, but she married the king.
What happens here?
Look how westeros and essos share the same degree of longitude on their south coast. This is so shit.
Celts were raped by the swarthy south for 3 centuries
Germanics were not
There's at least one set of blond twins in Hollywood acting. Would they be down for playing Jaime and Cersei? How would they handle 'those' scenes if that were the case?
i dont recall him ever wearing them anywhere else.
Ask the Summer Islanders, they have Carracks and have explored everything.
Based Bradamante, your questions are the best.
Jungles and deserts of Sothyros
Argentineros and Australeos things
everything was caused by Robb's oneitis
Just wait until GRRM writes his new epos after Ice and Fire is finished.
several other books worth of material that will never be written
for like 8000 yeas
That's the thing. If the Citedel has been the ultimate document store for that long without past knowledge outside of their order and everyone just accepted (and paid for!) it, maybe that world does deserve death
Those raped Celts were given Excalibur
Germanics were not
The Hound used to have a helmet shaped like a dog's head
the fuck, S1 is fun as fuck
they're lovers irl
Ice and Fire
The black walkers
literally who are you two talking about
What was Ned thinkign here?
everything is on the same latitude
babbys first Dungeons and Dragons map
Why does the show constantly tell us King's Landing smells bad and why does it?
Question, the story up north would be still exactly the same though? With Jon trying to infiltrate the wildlings and so on?
So they are still not pure
i have no idea what happens in the first episode ot game of thrones
Sewage runs through the poor streets.
The rape, Sansa.
t.bh m8 I have no idea who the fuck that is
writes on a toaster
how does anyone expect this fuck to finish anything
the transformation pics
top kek even animu can't make modern day isaac non-ugly
jon would a steward being groomed for command in 20 years time
Also what would Robert have done if he had learned about Jon Snow?
The Lady of the Lake thinks they are
Rewatch it with me. I remember all the main beats but there's so much I'd forgotten
well yeah but the north would be unified, still have a big army, and would be 100% willing to help the NW, though
Good writing and acting.
Literally it's the Planet of the Apes down there.
Lads I'm sailing west, come with me if you want to be a king
In around 18 hours time, it'll leak on HBO
This is shit writing tbqh
yeah no shit:
here's a hint fellows, in dany's visions in the house of the undying, she sees the throne room in the red keep covered in snow, roof torn off.
every one of cersei's witch's prophecies has come true, the one they didn't include in the show was that she would be killed by a "valonqar" aka valyrian for younger brother.
the ideal candidate here is tyrion who's the youngest lannister, but jaime although cersei's twin is technically younger than cersei by minutes.
now when stannis attacked and cersei was ready to suicide herself and tommen, dreading being captured worse of all, do you think she'd let her be captured or would she take anybody she could along with herself?
grrm is a shit writer
There has to be land somewhere else outside of the known world.
the summer islanders know
family of foreign invaders that killed everyone and each other
what cersei really wants is to be a man
I've noticed that. The show actually made his shit writing look good on screen for the first few seasons.
How fitting, considering his side was slaughtered in that fight.
How did the Boltons get so many men?
you mean the wolf whos head they mounted on robbs corpse?
Twins are a single person, split in two
If Cerme had been born whole, s/he would have been a great ruler
jaime already fucked one king over for the greater good of the people, the decision here will be mirrored - whether his love of cersei outweighs the destruction she will undoubtedly unleash when she's cornered and out of options.
violent antifa thugs
it was Lysa who poisened Jon. Not the Lannisters fault
I am mad as fuck that Jon didn't turn out to be Ned's bastard
Now Ned is just a faggot liar instead of an honourable guy who let himself have what he wanted just once
Also Brandon being Jon's father is the shittest theory I've ever heard
Visy and Dany had those decorations with three silver dragon heads already in the first episode
I thought Dany had them made for S7
Fuck, this show is good
Also Brandon being Jon's father is the shittest theory I've ever heard
It's a meme you dip
poor people smell
Ned stabbed Athur Dayne in the back dude. He was always a liar.
it was Lysa who poisened Jon
Why on earth would she do that? And how did she, she was all the way in the fucking Vale
Low fantasy fits with low prose. I don't want some purple prose about Dany taking a shit
Her name was Wylla
DAENERYS SCENES ARE
smashed his head with his warhammer
Lysa never liked her husband. She wanted Littlefinger's little dick.
Do you have to tumblr blog about every fucking scene you mouthbreathing shit
That's because Westeros is just Ireland/wales and Britain glued together.
he is assassinated by a faceless
It specifically says that it was Varys
No. Ned was able to beat Dayne because Ned had a big two handed magic metal sword too unlike everyone else Dayne ever fought
one post = blog
Lysa fled to the Vale after Jon Arryns death.
Why would Varys do that?
purple prose about Dany taking a shit
This made me laugh because it's true. It's made up like some epic struggle like moses walking down the mountain with the ten commandments in his arms. Don't know what GRRM was thinking. I get he might have written it in trance but then he should've edited it out.
she fled to the vale after the incident
Because he's a cunt
Then why didn't Cat go with Ned to King's Landing?
it was also LF's plan she just did it because she loves him and follows him blindly
is a warhorse a soldier?
what? it's just describing dysentery using the word shit a lot
the scene could've been more well-written for sure, but I'm not getting the "epic struggle" vibe from it
Tyrion looks weird in season 1.
He looks a lot more like a usual midget - weirdly proportioned and with a head that's way too big for his body. But he doesn't look like that now.
It can't just be the beard right? Did he get surgery or something?
fake outrage over the epitome of an honorable man knowingly besmirching his honor and reputation in order to protect a lone child of his late sister, from a spiritual brother who he has known from childhood who killed his real father, to protect an infant piranha of the seven kingdoms whose people would cheer at the sight of his slaying, raising his as his own and carrying that weight every day with him
you're a real fucking retard aren't ya.
why would she?
Well apparently Lysa went with Jon Arryn when he became hand
Because Bran had taken a tumble off a high window ledge and was still unconscious. Cats mothering instinct compelled her to stay with him until he woke.
Stan burned Shireen to save his entire army dying a slow painful death in the snow. His entire goal was militarily uniting the north for the fight against the walkers but he couldn't do that with Roose Bolton holding Winterfell. Stannis is also disgusted about the Red Wedding and so saw the Boltons as traitors anyway. He had a choice. Sacrifice his daughter to save his army, with the hope of eventually saving the world or die painfully in the snow with everyone.
Of course the fucking Jewish showrunners call this ambition and desire for power.
Ned tells her she can't because there must always be a Stark in Winterfell etc etc and he doesn't want to leave his 14 y/o and 3y/o completely alone.
Bran was supposed to go too
Robb was still there, he's the Stark in winterfell
How did his face elongate so much
read the second part of my post again
No my friend that was unavoidable, let me correct you,
This is your daily reminder that this incompetent idiot is single handedly responsible for:
Letting The Mountain escape
Which lead to Capturing Willem an Martin Lannister which led to Robb's betrayal
Which lead to The Beheading of Riccard Karrstark
Which lead to the Karrstark's marching home
Which lead to Accepting Walder Fray's marriage proposal
Which lead to The Red wedding
Which lead to Letting the mountain escape which allowed him to stand for cersie in the trail by combat
Which lead to Prince Oberyn's death
Which lead to Tyrion having to be set free
Which lead to Shae and Tywin's death
Which lead to Tyrion getting captured by Jorah an getting greyscale
It also lead to Cersie putting a bounty on Tyrion (causing lots of dwarfs to be killed in a attempt to claim)
Which lead to the sand sluts threatening to kill Marcyella
Which lead to the sand sluts actually killing Marcyella
Which lead to the sand sluts killing Dorne and the plot line
Which lead to him being used to betray the black fish
How can one man be such a colossal fuck up?
and how is he rewarded, with qt3.14 wife.....
14 y/o and 3y/o completely alone.
are you forgetting one or are you just retarded
puberty hit him like a freight train
even book robb is old enough to be lord
Bran was meant to go with him to King's Landing at that point. Don't be rude.
His head is shaped like a plectrum
Why do the Tullys get so much hate here?
It's like you read about some guy who faught to his death.
Giant Cunt the Brave readied himself for another wave of attackers. He groaned, sweat running down his body. Every enemy was more vicious than the one before, clutching their teeth even tighter with their eyes open wide. By the time the moon came up Giant Cunt was bleeding all over. The more he killed, the more rushed him, but the more he was rushed, the more he would kill, with him standing on a small mountain of dismembered bodies. When closed his eyes for second and he wasn't sure if he would ever open them up again.
So glad there's no actual leaks for tonight's show
The Tullys are fine. Edmure is another story.
Nah tullys are ok, just shitmure is the problem.
nah edumure is a bitch, the tullys are fine ;))
mfw Qyburn is the first scientist in the entirety of the two continents and he's seen as some sort of creepy fucked up failure
What is this facial expression called?
don't listen to this samefag radmure is a great lord and tully is an excellent house
Not necessarily. Jon was only in a position to save Mormont and become his right hand because he attacked Allister Thorne, and he only attacked Thorne because he insulted Ned Stark. If Ned Stark hadn't gone south then nothing would have happened
Tullys are fine
All were shit except for Brynden
how many penises can you fit inside your anus?
Is it a 70 min episode tonight?
It fucking shold be
Implying pure is even a thing
Nope, standard hour length. Next two are pretty fucking long though
I find the whole Ned/Ashara thing romantic and tragic with Jon being the only remnant of the life he should of had as the second son vs lol thirty something father of two kidnaps his thirteen year old sister, knocks her up (cucking his best friend who he saw as his brother and their marriage would have made them kin officially) and then dies leaving Ned to clean up the mess by lying to his real family (Robet and Catelyn)
another nothing talking episode
15 MINUTES OF SAM
The intro in S1 makes the world look like it's inside a dyson sphere encasing the sun]
is that the case?
He is got old and passionless, as we know during Mad King rule he was pretty cunning, and after his boy slayed Aerys, Tywin bounded his family with ruling house and then put his grandsons on the Iron throne.
But after this, yeah, he outsmarted himself.
Scene describing horrible illness
Made me kek
Unless that's what you're going for, it's not vary good.
maybe YOU'RE the samefag?
It's the "Dragon cocks have barbs" face
all cool ppl smoke
get over it
play with her arse
hilarious and tragic